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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Flaunts Curvy Body While Dancing With Gym Instructor (video) by alphajerus(m): 6:09pm On Feb 11, 2022
Revolution2022:
All this gym instructors dey get free pink-hole from their female clients.As them dey do exercise together do he go dey touch her ass,waist,hips,bress.from behind.From there him prick go stand and dey rub her butts with tight leggings.Before you know it she go begin dey hor.ny.Before you know it gym instructor don pull her leggings and remove him big dickk shook inside her wet pink-hole.
Guys,no let your wife or babe go register for gym.Make she dey do walkout.




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Celebrities / Re: Who Are You To Judge Chidinma Ekile For Switching To Gospel Music ? by alphajerus(m): 2:57pm On May 04, 2021
Mouth Gig:
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Dude!!! Seriously??
That's so lame.�
Education / Re: Pictures From The Ongoing Protest Of Students Of Delta State Polytechnic Ogwashi by alphajerus(m): 11:36am On Mar 24, 2021
HooJoon:
Chai! Wahala dey for every sector.

Real matters oo, the extortion is so very much. A lot of students pass through a lot to pay some of this dues and fees yet the management keep imposing some of this unnecessary fees on them.
Education / Pictures From The Ongoing Protest Of Students Of Delta State Polytechnic Ogwashi by alphajerus(m): 11:32am On Mar 24, 2021
Breaking:
This are pictures from the peaceful protest currently going on in Delta State Polytechnic Ogwashi uku.
The protest is said to have started as a result of the imposed compulsory N7,000 on Final year Students for Microsoft Certification Program (MCP).
The Entire Student Union Body is on Ground as the protest is reported to have started as early as 6 am.
The Student Union President Comr Ofunne Thompson and the Nadesstu President comr MacDonald Ofilli was seen leading the front line during the early hours of the day, according to them there are a lot of unresolved issues facing the students which are still yet to be rectified by the management, this issues includes student welfare, dues , fees, buying of textbooks, unnecessary demands from lecturers and many more.
They also said that what pummeled the plan for the protests was that they have tried to resolve issues with the management but it was all to no Avail.
The management on the other hand has not given a response or feedback on the ongoing protest as of the Time of this report.

Properties / Re: kk by alphajerus(m): 7:50pm On Mar 08, 2021
Egungun be careful na express you dey go!!!

I just dey laugh dey look you.
Education / Re: I Regretted Going To University by alphajerus(m): 1:18pm On Sep 29, 2020
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Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by alphajerus(m): 12:43pm On Sep 29, 2020
We always told lies on different occasion in school just to ball out and swim or even pluck mangoes or oranges at a railway station called CHAN in jos.
On this particular day while we were plucking mangoes my partner in crime chinedu was trowing stones on a particular tree, unknown to him i was under that same tree. The stone went straight to my head and gosh! there was blood everywere. we washed off the blood with a swampy water and i went home straight, got home and was lazying around with my chores and mumy gave me a knock on my head and the bleeding started. I acted along and mumy was panicking, i could see clearly from her face how worried she was seeing that she caused me such an injury, for were bad guy no send gan! i just dnt want to do anything at home. I am sorry mum it is what it is rest on my momma!!

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Car Talk / Re: Why Do Nigerians Feel Comfortable Sitting On Someone Else’s Car? by alphajerus(m): 11:40am On May 21, 2020
Okay its wrong...
But what of if the car is spoilt and has been parked for a long time?
Its intresting siting on those kind of vehicles chatting or arguing about football.

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Crime / Re: Unknown Assailants Matchete Mother, Murder Paralysed Girl At Moniya, Ibadan by alphajerus(m): 11:27am On May 21, 2020
Good lord help us now, we need it nw more than ever... Evil every were like grass. cryGood lord help us now, we need it nw more than ever... Evil every were like grass.
Romance / Re: Should Marital Rape Be Made A Crime In Nigeria? by alphajerus(m): 11:15am On May 21, 2020
Marital rape nawa o. As controversial as it sounds i would like to take a sit and learn from the elders and lawyers. This one pass me and i have not seen or heard of any here in ARUBA.
Business / Re: Help, I'm Being Frustrated By The Rules Of My Mum's Business by alphajerus(m): 10:59am On May 21, 2020
For how long has this been happening?
I think you need to talk in depths with your mom, understand from her angle on what grounds and why those crazy laws are in place, then both of you can obviously figure out a good plan and how to go about it legally.
Some union excos are extremists and fatally corrupt behind close doors.
I wish you well sha especially in this dificult time.

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Politics / Re: Calling Uzodinma ‘Supreme Court Governor’ Is Derogatory – Imo Elders Warn by alphajerus(m): 10:31am On May 21, 2020
As much as i hate to admit this., i think that holding the press conference just to majorly advice people to desist from calling gov.uzodimma a supreme court governor just added more flame to the fire and increased public interest in addressing him in that manner.
In my own thought they should have ignored the opposition party. I trust nairalanders they would now use this as an acronym for uzodimma.

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Romance / Re: Temptation In My House by alphajerus(m): 8:45pm On May 20, 2020
Froshloaded:
I don't think this story is true grin




Anyways, tell your wife about it


Yeah i thought so too but looking at things from outside the box that is if theres any atom of sincerity he needs to man up tell her point blak that trying it would mean personally destroying his home & also he needs to get something for the woman to do...cos i beliv its idleness dat is causing all this.

Any ways trust me i love reading your diary.
It seems we are kinda related but in two different worlds. More grace nd blessing jare!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Hails Ibrahim Imam's Appointment As New TETFUND Chairman by alphajerus(m): 7:13pm On May 20, 2020
So there was no other picture of the said appointee instead you chose to use this one that makes the man look like in his mind he is saying "shey una talk sey i no fit oya lemme hear pim" lolz
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by alphajerus(m): 5:18pm On May 20, 2020
I dont realy know how true this story/report is but if i must give my own chip this is what comes to mind...

Firsly this kinda relationship in a job environment always backfires and comes with much implications. I would hav asked you to go ahead and sleep with her but what if she is toying with you? any ways to my advice... if you can play the mind game as a good conversationist i suggest this is time you use that card...find her intrests talk about it with her. use time to yur advantage, post her if she invites you, make her long and yearn to see you in bed while you carefully work out a back up plan for your exit. Remember leave no evidence or clues.
If you finaly exit you will 4eva be proud of yourself but if you nack you don enter line of her assembly of men she has confused.
Take care bro.

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Family / Re: What Do You Think Is Wrong With African Style Of Parenting? by alphajerus(m): 12:32am On May 20, 2020
Military and dictatorial type of parenting.

Do what i say, dont ask questions, argue or even suggest anything. you know nothing kid we your parents know it all..
My opinion sha.

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Business / Re: Covid-19 ! US Main Oil Drops Below $0 For First Time In History by alphajerus(m): 4:15am On Apr 21, 2020
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Coronavirus is really shaking our world so bad in all ramifications.

I agree with you bro, its not just shaking its also exposing some defects and some mismanagement in some certain sectors.
Some areas where we had thought was actually efficiently managed has proved otherwise before our own eyes.
I wont be suprised if the banking sector is next.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See What Kemi Olunloyo Tweet About Hacking Nairaland by alphajerus(m): 4:06am On Apr 21, 2020
Trust me dude this her statement is a hit. Nairaland is gonna blow pass before. Am i the only one that is kinda happy about this tweet?

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Travel / Re: Trump To Temporarily Suspend Immigration Into US Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by alphajerus(m): 4:02am On Apr 21, 2020
This is good news for some and bad news for others.
If nigeria should try such, its kinda going to be disasterous, cos a lot of member african states citizens are solely dependent on NIGERIA for survival and i know they would want to emigrate too.

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Politics / Re: *COVID-19: Edo Govt Provides Life Insurance, Special Allowances For Over 4,200 by alphajerus(m): 12:01am On Apr 21, 2020
This is good news. I hope more of this improvement comes into our country not just in edo state.
Business / Re: Price Of Oil Devalued In USA Worst Hit Ever!!!..trump Under Huge Scrutiny by alphajerus(m): 11:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
If America can experience this then Nigeria nmmm, i reserve my comments. I cannot can!!!
Health / Re: COVID-19 Death Figures Are Just 10% Of. Real Figure, Says Reliable Sources. by alphajerus(m): 11:52pm On Apr 20, 2020
Here we go again fellers! another covid19 super story coming up shortly. Stay tuned
Health / Re: 38 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 665 , Discharged 188 , Deaths 22 by alphajerus(m): 11:46pm On Apr 20, 2020
destinychildolu:

By Sunday night,it will be 1000 plus, I have seen it

Yeah thats very possible because as it stands now we dont really know what to say or believe anymore.
The taskforce team put in place has been kinda silent for some days now and this has gotten me worried to ask if these guys really know what they are up against.
This is a virus that overwhelmed europe and america.
if my lovely country is not extremely careful we might soon become the african country with the highest record of cases.
Stay safe bro.
Politics / Re: What China Will Do To Nigeria Now That Abba Kyari Is Dead by alphajerus(m): 11:29pm On Apr 20, 2020
Seriously?
you know what? i am sick and tired of popping news about the late COS.
I guess its high time we keep our focus somewhere else like on covid19 or what should come next after the pandemic.
China has more on their hands right now, not this propaganda that you are trying to initiate.
Health / Re: 38 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 665 , Discharged 188 , Deaths 22 by alphajerus(m): 11:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
Trust me this updates puts more fear in us than the virus itself, because we are on lockdown hoping that things could get better but its a different thing every day.
with what i see here its questionable if the lockdown order was best for curbing the spread of covid-19 & also dont be surprise to see the cases topping 900 before weekend.
Its so sad and confusing.
#staySAFE.

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Family / Re: This Type Of Women Makes The Best Wives, Or Could I Be Wrong? by alphajerus(m): 11:14pm On Apr 20, 2020
ERCROSS:


Haba, bros. U dey quick vex ooo. Oya which grammar no follow, make I borrow eraser?

My brother i gat you well, no reason am lyk say i dey vex. You knw sey no be every nairalander dey quick do lookup for threads before commenting.
The thing be say me i grab your point but what of others wey no knw wetin be sapiosexual? you see na.
But no mind me jare fire dey go, na you be BOSS.
we just dey here to have fun.

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Health / Re: Richard Quest Tests Positive To COVID-19 by alphajerus(m): 11:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
Get well soon Mr Quest.
i think apart from our frontline commandos(army). Newsmen and correspondents also put their life on the line for the job too.

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Health / Re: Abia Records 2 Corona Virus Cases by alphajerus(m): 10:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
But i thought abia state had tightened measures to stop the spread of the virus?
well i hope this aint returnees from abroad. i pray they get well asap.
Family / Re: This Type Of Women Makes The Best Wives, Or Could I Be Wrong? by alphajerus(m): 10:50pm On Apr 20, 2020
From what i see here... u aint married.
i would have said something sha but you limited the comments with your big grammer.
married people over to una
Sports / Re: Coronavirus: Arsenal Players, Coaches Agree Pay Cut by alphajerus(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2020
yeah thats a nice one from the gunners. Its all for the best, after all the pandemic is taking a toll on everyone. I hope more of the EPL teams would follow suite.
Religion / Re: Covid 19. The Church In Nigeria Is No Where To Be Found. Why? by alphajerus(m): 12:55am On Mar 29, 2020
The donations that DR and Mrs paul enenche made the other day nko?. Abi thats nt a way of contributing too.
you posting too what has your church done. Do not at every instant begin to find fault in the affairs of the church. Look deeper with facts most times.
#STAYSAFE

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