₦airaland Forum

Niflheim:
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

from what you have said here i just have a simple question for you do u in your (with due respect) rusty opinion believe devil exists?

GloriaNinja:
THE DUDE SHOULD HAVE WON ONLY AN UNDERWEAR BOXER SO THAT BOTH WILL MATCH IN THE OUTFIT. LOOKS OFF FOR A PHOTOSHOOT,ONE DRESSED LIKE A SLUT AND OTHER DRESSED LIKE A PASTOR.

mehn!!! Dat was tooo harsh... U wicked ghan...

delishpot:
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Bla bla bla bla.
Since you know that I am MR know it all why not sitback and reason?
You quoted the most terrible reply of that guy and say you compliment his actions lately? . You should be smart enough to know where and when to make comments Mr. Like I said, speaks volumes of your person. Just like walking to a place place where a man is busy giving reasons why people should be allowed to rob others and you say you o him ..... oga, you have been a good influence in my life o. I have been looking for you to hail you o. or If your wife branch a brothel and says thank you for your help, to one of the well known workers there. will you not ask how they came to meet in the first place? Eventho your wife never said she supports prostitution? If your son is walking with you and then stops as a tout iis in the process of abusing a child and says ahhhh my guy.... I dey find you since oooo. to tell you say Na you be the man of the season for this place ooo. We the correct guys dey give you 7gbosa. oya collect our offering.... Will you not ask him how he and that guy became so close? Even if he says he was thanking him for something else? It's use ya tongue and count ya teeth and stop drinking about like a ragamuffin.

this nothing but a long and senseless write up... It is even now that i understand the level of how confused u are... Pls and pls no offences but go and reason well before u poknose into other peopls affairs... Gosh i still dont know y some people have lame and dull UND level... I guess u dnt know what that means...

delishpot:
Popular? is that the mentality you want for your Igbo people. Commending someone who made such disgusting comments. It says also more of your personality than his sha.

oga mi!! Mr know all i believe u knw i was nt really talking to u... I just keep wondering y some one will be taking pains for anothers persons problems...
Since u are the Giant Mr know all and u know literature y dont u re-read what i wrote understand and contrast it, u can even quote me if u find anything contradicting in what i wrote over there...
And lest i forget let me remind u i did nt compliment his comment i just commended his actions lately.
You can thank me later fr the tip... Grabs a bottle of orijin

ecoeco:
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Pls op
I want to help with d investigation

I nid answer to d following questions

Was it the rape dat killed her
Or she was murdered b4 d rape

Wat type of stick was found in her genitals

Wats d size of d stick

Nd did her genitals swallow all of it?



#Eco99#

#Eco99# here u are i av bin looking for u all over the place...
Nwannem i want to tell u that u are now getting more famous on nairaland and as a good igbo man i commend u for that ,,,, oya take one bottle of Life lager and cool down... Bye bye

wunmi590:
Good day Seun Osewa,

I visited travel section this evening and I discovered that I was ban till 2019, how would somebody be ban from partaking in travel section activities till 2019?


Furthermore, I would advice that even if you want to ban for known and unknown mistakes by by nairaland citizen, it shouldn't be for that long

Additionally, you need to be lenient on the way you ban we your customers, because without us, they might not be nairaland, it a mutual benefit kind of thing.

Lastly, you should not use banning to scare people away from your forum, and at the end letting people to use your forum as a dumping ground.

How could you ban somebody for 2years and expect that person not to open a new account and start using it to create tension and all kind of shenanigans and even use it to pepetraite fraud.

Finally, as a concern nairaland citizen, please look into my profile/matter and do neccessary changes.

Best regards

Wunmi590

chai!!! This one pain you pass....

Kokaine:
Hi nairalanders. i came under this moniker because i want to be discreet.

I met this girl some months ago, we became close, and one thing led to the other, we started dating.

Of all the girls I ever dated, this one came closest to my heart. I'm ordinarily stingy to girls when I date them, especially the ones i feel don't really love me for any other reason than what they hope to benefit. In fact, my last relationship ended because of how tightfisted i was with her. But in the case of this girl in question, I was so free, i gave her easily, it got to the extent that my cousins and closed friends started suggesting that she put a hex on me. i really loved her. my whole life changed when she came in, i became very happy, always wanted to be with her, for every contract i took, i shared a small part with her and she was happy, whenever there was a misunderstanding, she apologised, she was never the type to climb a high horse. I wont lie i saw her demands for material things increase uncontrollably, i became responsible for everything she wanted and needed, her cream, her clothes, phone, laptop, subscription, even ordinary airtime! haba! airtime oh!!! but i wasn't all that disturbed because i felt i could endure the burden just because of how happy and lively she always made me feel, practically the same addiction my neighbour has for weed even if its with his last dime

The trouble started when i went to her place one day and she was not around, my phone was almost dead, i decided to charge it in the abokis place near her house. Then i saw what looked exactly like her phone charging. I mean; her phone cover is very spectacular to me, looks like rabbit ears with lights that come on whenever you touch it. i asked about it, he told me it was hers. God so did it that he allowed me to check the phone, i had known her pattern a long time ago but she didn't know.

Brothers and sisters! When I opened this phone, and saw her chat with someone whose name she saved with "miracle" she was obviously cheating! I copied the number and dialled it on my phone with truecaller, i saw the complete name, i opened facebook and checked that name, it was a guy, he was on her facebook too. she had been seeing this guy. the dates on their whatsapp chat confirmed that certain times she left my house and said she was going to her brothers house, that was where she actually went.

For the first time in my life i was broken, i had to break up with this girl. but i wanted to think about it thoroughly because i feared loneliness and the loss of happiness that breaking up with her will bring me. i did anyway.

She begged and begged promising to break up with the guy, i just don't know why i refused, i told her we could be friends, but now as i type this, she seems to Have moved on, she has never called me again nor sent any message, neither have i, but everyday that passes by, i gradually see myself going back to my old state of mind, you know one that makes you lonely even in the midst of people. i really miss her now, I'm thinking i should have forgiven her, but then i know i have to be a man, i see her posts on instagram, she is still so beautiful in my eyes, i cannot hate her however i have tried, this is very unlike me, i want anyone who has ever experienced this to tell me how he did it. Thanks so much. one love!

#Oga move on!!! If all u said is true and after the care she still cheated omo..it means she cant be trusted... This is ur lesson before u say i said it!... Observe her actions lately after the breakup if there is any kind of remourse or regret if there isnt just ...tinye onwe gi na chain... I coment my reserve

VIPERVENOM:
Those milkshakes can't bring all the boys to the yard. She deserves to be jailed

correct guy... maybe she was doing it for the vine...

veekid:
Dog thief

abeg let us hear word....righteous fella...mtscheew

NegeduGrace:
all this female upcoming celebrities with drinking n driving **thank God for your life duo

what is this one saying .

I reply dnt go with all but some are true... Buy for me

#singlegang.

Am i the only one not understanding...

Look at how handsome young guys are loosing them life just for naija ... A Confused country... Any Way r.i.p one love

I see... Ok
but be honest did u tell him about us... I bet not... Rubbish

fuckerstard:
Hahah LOL

Fake Policemen
Fake Soldier
Fake Lawyer
Fake Men
Fake Women
Fake Love
Fake Phone
Fake Rice
Fake Boobs
Fake ASS
Fake Everything

what is this one saying....mtcheeeew

abeg na only me notice that beed for pete body... And lest i forget nice belle aworum.

soberdrunk:
Hahahaha!! The things way 'woman' go cause, this just reminded of a similar experience-------There is this girl i was toasting some years

back, she was putting me on a 'long thing', one friday night around '11pm' my phone rang, i looked at the screen and it was her and the

feeling of excitement ran through my body because i thought she was calling for me to come pick her up for some action. I picked the

call and the first thing i heard was "baby!! Baby!! Robbers!! They are jumping my fence", as a sharp guy i screamed "what!!! Let me get my

gun, am on my way". I stood up, went to the toilet, took a piss, went to my fridge and took a cold bottle of "Gulder", went back to my bed and

enjoyed my gulder till sleep came calling. Alakoba!!! After using me to play ping-pong, you want me to come and risk my life! I be

Rambo or Robocop

wicked but humble star boy. Na who robbers epp. Nice one

Abeg na only me see fight tree for this thread... Hnmm

AngelicBeing:
Camel toe >>>>Camel toe, or cameltoe, is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman's labia majora in tightly fitting clothes. Owing to a combination of anatomical factors

you need Jesus...

Dolypson04:
Kenya of all countries? That's epic!

really epic my dear.

I just don't like what is happening in Nigeria as a continent. Kikikikiki

Remember that anything you say ..you must have to give account of it.
and so it implies to anyone you judge..be careful...

[color=#000099][/color]Remember that anything you say ..you must have to give account of it.
and so it implies to anyone you judge..be carefully...

I have a nickname for you guys #SPIDER BOYS. na me give you but no be me talk am....

08104634084

AdmiralDru:
Modelling is not a talent.

wow IDONBILIVIT

more inspiration .na .. Nna u nid to be wise okeee

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.(in okons voice) riiiiry chisos unespeted inciden. Lord chisos takove

u get time shaaaa. Bt after tinking of wot could have hapen to ur senses i saw a litle sense. Well PMB is into serios discusion na... PMB my man

Bt wait ooo well still da exist fr dis our globalized and civilized bore holes... Haba . Rip to da boy. Mtcheeew