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so after the translation you automatically become a millionaire right ??

i am Nathan. Sinaj what's your name ? adaksbullet. my real nigga way dey always crack me up . what's ur name ?

CplusJason:
And i guess the State Coordinator gave her your number because you only give attitude.





Next time, if you want to drop some bloody lies, please visit the Auto or pet section, the viewers there might buy it.

Lmaooooooooo. Na true oh. he only gave her attitude

ElizaVeta:
None of the above.

they also pay 25 . that's why i asked . so if I hold 1k now, I can marry everybody from ur village. ?? hmm really nice

ElizaVeta:
Ours is N24.60 kobo even till now.
But some families maintain the culture while some don’t.

Perhaps, other food items and others are still normal. You wont spend massively.

are u from benin. ?? or u live there??

IamSINZ:
Lol! Brother man, good morning.

evening bro

IamSINZ:
It must be your birthday by force
HBD

Lmaooooooooo. this one weak me

and lastly, a good woman used to exist

itsJude:
u no go understand bro, at one point wen i see her naked i go just tire look elsewhere

wish u could travel for one month plus. when u come back, Na fire. she go feel am

Maleka1:
amen bro. if u actually wana help I tink u wouldn't have given condition for dat. GLO issue is a small tin that we wud have trashed out afterward. issue of hrtbroken actually came bfr GLO sturf

lol u are right sha. shouldn't have put the Glo issue as first cos heartbreak hurts like hell.

Maleka1:
are u placing me on condition?? haaaa, see wht love has caused. read the comments somebody has already explained hw to get it. u can keep ur help though.

okay. I keep my help . aside that u should have allowed me share my experience with. anyways God heal ur broken heart amen

Maleka1:
pls, kindly read my story. I will summarize it as as possible. we met and became friends in 2011, in early 2012, we started the relationship proper. she is a replica of everything I ever wanted in a woman. she stood by me during my trying times especially when I was looking for admission, though, she is ahead academically (now a masters student). she has bn so supportive morally, financially, spiritually etc. I love her with passion. I seek her consent on everytin I do, I respect her wish of no sex relationship despite the fact that i am sexually active (she is a virgin). I always try my best to pls her. I have introduced her to my family likewise she.

the problem started in april 2015, after a jolly conversation with her on phone, some hours later she sent a hrtbroken message asking for breakup without any quarrel oo. I tot maybe somebody used her phone and made mistake, I called to confirm and she affirmed it. the food I was eatin fell down and I strted feeling heat. after calling her severally without pickin, I called her sisters and a fend for intervention. dey were able to help and we settled. we continue again until last month. we spoke in the morning and later in the evening she started rejecting my calls for no reason. after several persuasion on WhatsApp to tell me wht was wrong, she later said she lost interest in our rltship and wnts us to be frnds, I pressed further to knw why she lost interest, she lack reason, she swear with bible that she didn't have any boyfriend anywhere that she just lost interest, I asked maybe its the time factor, she said no. then I hanged the call trying to control my emotion.

she knows well that I so much love her, so she called back begging that I shud not hurt myself and she was crying. she called early in the following morning still crying. her mum and sisters got to knw and rebuked her actions. she promised to work on her feeling and we settled again. since then, each time I asked abt the development, she always say we shud hold on to God.and be praying about it. she don't say I love u again either on fone or chat.



I'm just depressed and dejected. I wish I can brkup but I don't have the strength, I have bn captured and enslaved by love.

I'm 28, she will be 26 later this year

pls help me nairalanders.
pls mod, help me.

NP: communication is not our problem, we use one tarrif on GLO dat allows us to talk for full month at the cost of just #500.

give me the code to the the glo tarrif and I will tell you the only reason that can make her change her mind within 24hours.
I get 2k extra to call any network if I load 1k. but I still need this tarrif.

EmperorTayo1864:
I only know about marketing part but I don't understand very well

Chai guy u are slow in responding oh

TheAlternate:
that ode wen neva chop dinner the fool dey use public wifi browse , leave am for me , make i use iron sponge wash her craze come outside

Lmaooooooooo Abeg I just finished eating oh. make pepper not come out from my nose. Lwkmd

itsJude:
let me explain , for instance , i am friends with u and you are friends with som1 i dont like , if that person and me are fighting , as guy man u suppose ignore and bone us based on say are both are ur friends , being neutral no be hard thing but most nairalands prefer to fake being honest , me and person dey fight , you wen i no get issues wen i dey hail normally dey hail dey person wen they insult me say make him fire down ,

i dont knw how to pretend i would always say my mind , i told him that he shld cain his line oooo , that if he wants to be my enemy no p ,

if ure my enemy lets leave it like that , thats all ooooo , was on my own , he accused me of being som1 else and expected me to not talk , wen i dey vex already for the guy , why wouldnt i behave like this , i swear almost all my fights on this forum na this kind thing cause am , two faced snakes that pretend

I remember when one Ghanaian okpo came for me a few days ago and another home based okpo came to support her with a slight jibe. I didn't hesitate to slay the 2 of them together. exactly the same thing I would have done if I were in ur shoes.

thepussyhunter:
lefulefu is no coward!!!
I said
lefulefu is do coward!!!
The almost always gentle jovial nigga has just retailated yet again
he isnt backing down.....
Yes repeat
bros lefulefu isnt backing down

it appears jude is losing ground on the battle as lefulefu,victornezza,midehi2oyindidi etc have all ganged up against the plurimi vice chairman after the dude threw a senseless diss (we've got to admit tat really was senseless and uncalled for) at oyindidi saying she is and would remain barren all her life
plus he threw sizzling hot jabs at lefulefu directly isulting his mom (which frankly i think is childish....lemme shut up here before he comes for my dick )


how would this all end?
I'd advice you stick around with us to get the full gist.....
Meanwhile a certain alphamale2017 has just indirectly insulted us...
he decided to ask sexybbstar a question when he knows the news crew who has got all info is here........
Anyways for ur info this whole battle ish started in one thread like that where jude insulted a certain lady (name withheld) and lefu being a gentleman came to her rescue and countered jude with a light insult but then jude took it over the top and swore that day to always come for lefus head anywhere they see....eg here


thedickhunter whats ur take so far

THEDICKHUNTER: this is so fvck yeah......the much awaited e-fight is here and it is nothing less than we expected.....
The entire world would be thrilled watching dis i tell you
anyways i think jude can stand his ground against this new group formed by lefulefu and co
in the end though i dont think this would be resolved cos like HARDDICK said this is a case of "fvck me i fvck you" which we all know never ends....

Well thank you so much thpussyhunter
how about we go back to the battle field and see whats happening

Lmaooooo u be goat oh

itsJude:
wen i see am , i want talk bt if i say wetin dey my mind i fit spoil the small peace btw me and her but i swear that tori vex me , wetin women sabi do , she go dey use all those corn sellers and akara women as entrepreneurial , bia benita27 i no mention u oooo

@corn sellers Lmaooooo . them go say Na entrepreneurship. trash. the worst part be say most of those corn sellers and Ankara sellers are advanced woman. how many 22year old girl you done see way get her own Akara shop. ?? the topic is about young unmarried ladies not Nigerian women in general . any glory u want to give to Nigerian woman today goes to the advanced and married ones how are mothers. how many unmarried 22 year old girl dey think as entrepreneurs? Na okpo them be. they rather pack all their money to celebrate birthday even when they have not achieved anything reasonable in life. u start to wonder why they spent so much on the birthday party. why not start something with it. .

Benita27:
You all have to understand that the Rich dine with the rich in any part of the world. Beyonce didn't marry a broke niggar but the rich Zay-Z. Michelle Obama didn't marry the poor Barrack Obama but the comfortable lawyer she saw through his vision. Ophra Winfrey didn't end up with a broke ass but a man she's comfortable around even though she commands more wealth than he does in the world. You've got to have a class of your own to be around people of your class. Nigerian ladies are said to be more entrepreneurial than their male counterpart. We're not in the era where women seat back and do nothing and no matter how financially down a man/woman is, he/she has his/her type.

Nigerian ladies are more wetin than male. ?? talk am again make i hear . what u don't understand is that the large percent of the entrepreneurial statistic or what ever u put there is represented by married woman just like our mothers who could do anything and go any length to trade and feed us. most married ladies have zero entrepreneurial ideas. Na only when life done humble them, them nor see the fantasy husband way go come propose in his private jet then they settle for anything and begin look for how to bake cakes for sale, how to open saloon and run boutique. but while they are unmarried, most of them are idle. quote me anywhere. note that we are talking about unmarried ladies here and not Nigerian woman in general. if they were that industrious while single, how come most of them still wait on the man to set up a business for them after marriage. most nigerian unmarried ladies are idle compared to the unmarried whites. shout out to the married ones tho. Na those ones even dey productive small

TheAlternate:
he cant even apologize for accusing me wrongly be like say him no get sense , its to lick peoples mention with meme that he knows , jobless fool , make i just chill , ur foolishness go carry u enter my trap again

sinz what really happened bro??

sexybbstar:
Jude please, I'm apologizing on his behalf. Please... Your words are always heavy.

what happened between the 2 ? brief me please

TheAlternate:
all , i have neva seen a woman reject that offer unless she feel say u dey play na poor girls password

wasn't joking though . most of the Broke Girls I have seen are very very desperate. especially if you have small cash

TheAlternate:
wen woman see that line , her eyes dey open well

lol true for some

sexybbstar:
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Nigerian woman are the definition of double standard. So a billionaire's son can date a broke girl but Temi Otedola, the billionaire's daughter is dating the musician Mr Eazi and Nigerian ladies on Instagram and Twitter are throwing words of shame at her.

Questioning why a lady of her calibre; a billionaire daughter, would stoop so low to date Eazi.
I've seen the reactions for myself and cannot help but just smile. I expect it, is not Nigerian women?
Nigerian women that will champion getting a rich dude, even reject a broke guy.
But what if all Nigerian rich dudes reject broke girls in Nigeria?
There'll be little Nigerian ladies dating!
Yes!!!

Nigerian ladies that will say a guy who can't buy ₦5000 cold stone ice cream on a date is not a man, and should find his level, that love is by class.
These same ladies expects a millionaire to accept them when they can't get ₦5,000 cold stone ice cream on a date.
Love is by class, you ladies say. Is it one sided?
Reject a broke guy. No problem.
But don't expect you have some feminine advantage to be broke and accepted by a rich dude..
Nah.

You say SHOE GET SIZE..
But this is so focused on broke mean who woo ladies who might even be broke..
But you ladies don't remember that SHOE GET SIZE when you want a rich dude and you're broke.
If you're broke as a lady, get a broke man.
The same way you'd reject a broke man, please help a rich dude wooing you reject you already, tell him you're not his class, as a sincere woman who believes that love get class.

Gold digging is not gender exclusive.
Being broke but feeling it's your birthright to date someone rich is not gender exclusive..
So if you say that a billionaire's daughter is underrating herself by dating a broke man.
You should also understand that a billionaire's son or rich dude is also bringing himself low by dating a broke girl.
Stop the reeking double standards.

Finally, all these ain't love. When there's love, who's broke or rich is not an issue.

PS: Eazi is not broke. I even wonder such rants.

no too much talk. drop ur account number

SouLPoison:
What do u want to classify there? Classify yourself first, after all she's human like you.Na only she do the kpanshing? I don't kuku buy that idea of sex on a first date. Alakoba

Lmaooooooooo what's the meaning of alakoba. ?? I have heard it before

y'all shut the fvck up there. wedding night sex was when sex was sacred and scares. nowadays, as you are planning the wedding, that last month before the wedding when everything already looks so sure and the 2 families already accepted each other, as you are buying the drinks and other items, you will fvck more than 150 times for that month alone.

that assurance makes a lot of girls give unrestricted access to the punny.

that last month, you probably will be living together already.

there will be nothing special about the wedding night. infact the guy will not even go more than 1 round because both of you must have over fuvcked countless times in the last 1 month. so shut the fvck up

u are all wrong. that's fall Na. banana fall on OP

I cannot not rock it but I can stone it

Chemist009:
..... Hello fellows,my name is Shuaibu(not real name),am in my late twenties and am from Edo. So this is my story:



... Everything was going well and I was really at my peak until this happened some 11 years ago(2006 precisely)...... I was at home with my Guardian's wife and one of my cousins at night(around 8pm or so) when suddenly I heard someone call my name at the door and I answered rushing to open the door,only to discover that there was nobody at the door and i was a little terrified. And that ordeal, I can say was the beginning of my mystery.

Later on,I began having series of terrible nightmares that would linger on to become part of my life till this day. Firstly,I would always dream that I want to take something,but my hand will never get to it as i would stretch and stretch-and it was a recurring nightmare that happened on a regular basis. Secondly,I always dreamt that am always being pursued or running and when am running, it's usually at a very very slow rate and this dream too happened all the time. And so for a long sustained period,i had these two nightmares and in most occasions,always in danger.



Fastforward to a few years later and I would notice deterioration in every facet of my life, yet, I would just ignore. Later around 2012, I would gain admission into the University, but I well too realised that I was never the same again..... Before i entered University though, I began having health challenges (chest pain and discomfort) and I inwardly suspected it's a heart problem. So at the University, to cut a long story short, I never got anywhere near my peak and it was always whenever i had it in mind that I wanted to study or exams were around the corner that my chest problem always came, but when free or unoccupied or during holidays, I felt healthy and this was the trend all through my University days.


Again, although it was nightmares pre University, at the university it became somewhat metaphysical and it was in truth worrying. Whenever i slept and wanted to wake up, I always felt as though am being held down and standing up or even shaking becomes impossible and this has continued till this day. In summary, of recent it's either very terrible nightmares or not being able to stand up when awake as a result of being held down-and this mainly happens when am sleeping alone and in most cases when the room is dark.

It's way more mysterious than i presented it, but this is just a Summary of everything. Opinions please cos I feel trapped......

visit omega fire ministry in Auchi. u live in Edo that will be very close and helpful

samyfreshsmooth:
bro u got the calculation wrong..... that there is the correct figure

Lmaooo

Mylestone:
I no get time 2 follow u do E-WAR...SLAVE ASS NIGGA

do you listen to ur self at all?? slavery is when you spamming groups to sell another person's intellectual property for peanuts.

you are a valid representation of stupidity

Hexzyz:
Did you just said this to garner likes from the ladies?

Na the honest truth. the topic nor dey tire una. ??