₦airaland Forum

bedspread:
May be the Man of God in Auchi he quoted has not Not been shown anything about Pmb/Jubrin!

A True Prophet from GOD does not speak wat He is not Shown or told!

God bless you sir.

that's just the summary of it

calm down, I didn't ask you to write about me.

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Bushyhair:
oga I don't listen to trash lyrically he is dumb

stereotype wan just kill u. tueh
I spit on u.
what others do and get away with it, may u never be lucky to get away with it.
only then will u understand this comment.

u enjoyed Manya so stop talking about lyrics here.
na confusion dey worry u

Bushyhair:
fact is that you listen to trash

period

coming from someone who enjoys

kpa-lan-kpe-le-kpe lisie-wonya baby girl follow me manyewu.

baby girl follow me Manya Manya oh.

you sum up the typical Nigerian.

they live and dwell in hypocrisy. I already told u that wizkid is the bigger artist and it ends there.

both of them sometimes makes noise because all they are looking for is to get hit singles and make more money.

stop trying to make it seem like wizkid's primary aim is to pass a message with his music.

wetin be Doro till today ??

wetin be soco and robo ske ske robo ske ske ??

stop trying to paint one as a devil and the other a saint.

aside the fact that wizkid is the bigger artist, u have no point talking here.

go suck more breast milk so that u will have sense and stop living with sentiment.

stereotype is what makes u think all olamide's song are noise.

na you sing "criteria " ??


na you sing Melo Melo ??

" letter to Milli" was a well composed song but u won't see that because you suffer from selective blindness.

the more u reply me, the dumber you sound.

you be beans for my eye

Bushyhair:
oga I don't do trashy nd noisy musicians nd OLAMIDE IS ONE

neither do I argue with ignorant people blinded with stereotype and prejudice and you are one

Bushyhair:
I rather watch Wizkid than Olamide

@Olamide na rubbish singer

so wizkid is a motivational singer whose song helps the people become better ??

please what's the meaning of soco soco ?

most Nigerians are sentimental hypocrites and you are just like the average 2faced Nigerian.

you dance to whack lyrics from your A-list artist but when it's Lil kesh, u suddenly realise he has no lyrics whereas we still don't know the meaning of Doro till today.

neither do we know the meaning of robo ske ske robo ske ske.

when them dey force breast milk for your mouth that time way you small, you dey spit am out.

you didn't know they were doing it so you will have sense in future, now see your life.

what u should have said is that, wizkid is a bigger brand. he is Africa's number 1 music export but don't u dare underrate olamide.

he is consistent in what he does and also very hard working.

that guy na kerosene. #never sleeps.

there is always a new song.

don't u dare try that again by underrating olamide.

Seun:
How does one go about working on one's self exactly? Do you mean things like furthering one's education and getting a better job?

seun na u dey ask this kind question so. ?? Kuku kill me. lol

makydebbie:
Honestly, I don't buy that, "love sweeps you off your feet". Firstly, there's nothing like love at first sight. Life isn't like Indian movies or Disney, and it's definitely not Telemundo. It's all infatuation.

You've to use your head to avoid unnecessary drama as time goes on. If I'm interested in a guy, and I notice he's overly narcissistic, then lol I'm dropping him off where I met him. I cant say the heart knows what it wants and go fool myself with him. I agree with you, love doesn't choose whoever, we do. It's all infatuation and everyone thinks it's love.

We should always take precautions and use our brains alongside our hearts. You're not weird, it's just facing reality.

sometimes those "butterfly" in the tummy kind of experience na risk sef.

one has to be careful jare.

thanks for your input

OP made some sense. but whats up with those people above me saying stuffs like paraphrase "love sweeps you off your feet" bla bla bla

guys serious about that or maybe its me ? maybe i am not the conventional kind of guy but for me, nothing sweeps me off my feet. absolutely nothing.

i am in that stage of my life where i do not fall in love, i choose to love

i do not follow my heart, i lead it

so you can't just tell me love finds us you can't choose who you fall in love with bla bla bla like seriously ?? at this stage of my life ?? naaah

let me ask our intelligent sister makydebbie what she thinks about this.

maybe i am the weird person here tho.

Yello1:
Anybody that thinks he can rap and thinks he is d best is the best. Rapping ain't food

guy this ur comment sweet me oh. Lmaooooooooo

makydebbie:
What list?

i know u are a smart girl.
now i am wondering why u are asking me rhetorical questions.

makydebbie:
You're mad and you've no one to tell you. I'm keeping my virginity for my husband.

how do i get the list ??

ShyCypher:
That rules out every Nairaland female then

Lmaoooo. una nor dey tire for bashing ??

sekxy:
these guys ,when will you stop acting like your life depends on women,,this is why 99% of you here are brokelyn.

who made u a statistician ?? u think say nairaland na 2go way children dominate ?? u are talking about probably the largest forum in west africa and africa at large
ur assertion is flawed.


u should have said most of the noisy male members are broke. thats close enough

i knowbguys here who make 3-5,000 dollars per month. convert that and see. i know some of them personally they are on my facebook and whatsapp some we are in the same online biz together i can call out a long list of moniker for you. just like me, they read and just walk away. most of them i know dont commemt much or create much threads.

calm it down abeg.

that wack statistic u pulled out from ur ass potrays you as an uninformed person.

if its a co-habitation of losers, then what are u doing here ??

also, some celebs do login to nairaland to just check ones in a while and i can prove that to you.

in an attempt to give a savage reply most people online now make comments like their brains crashed with MMM.

99percent ?? Lmaooo the joke is on you


stop talking like ur brain crashed along with MMM


its 1AM i just had to reply this

learn not to be stereotypical

Rexphobia:
Initially, it was awon Omo ti ka, but after NBC banned or was about to ban the song.. Awon Omo thicker body was Olamide's attempt to censor the song

what is the meaning of tika body in yoruba

hello , i am looking for someone with minimum of 10,000 instagram followers. i want to buy ur account i had issues with my own account .i will pay you if the price is fair enough

minimum of 10,000 followers

if you have not less than 5,000 you can also contact me for a deal. instant payment is involved

drop your number or send me a PM and lets deal

I done learn something new today . thumbs up, u tried .

EmyPapis:
1) brand new
2)phone is perfectly OK, has a flash charge
3) no regrets
4) am really enjoying the phone, back camera is 13mp and battery 4000mah
5)my location is Lagos.

wow thanks will buy it today

Poocelebs:
Mumu ... Person hustle finish ...u dey call am Jazz ... Do ur own!!

. I will resist the temptation to drop to ur level and start raining invectives on you

me way even love the song pass u . I downloaded it the day it was released .

I don't have to be Albert Einsteins to know that ur relationship must be very boring .

u are over serious with everything . buhari is back . direct ur frustrations to him .

mtcheew
Okpo

blood of whatever thread never even reach half way e done dey front page . olamide do jazz for this new song sha

Benita27:
Your post is hammered on trust. What if he trust her and she could close her legs but the dude forces himself on her?.

u are very wise . the way people stress that talk of " trust " in relationship makes me tired . trust does not deny reality . u may trust her sooo soo much that she won't cheat
but that does not deny the reality that some guys think with their dick . what if he forces himself on her ??

does the trust these guys are hammering on covers for that scenario ?? of course not .

people always over stress that "trust" talk whenever relationship issues come up . without looking at reality .

u are wish tho . I feel fulfilled that someone understands from this perspective . I feel so happy . this is the same thing I was explaining to a female friend trying to weather the storm in her relationship a few days ago an I felt like she didn't get my point .

people always over stress this I trust him , he trusts me kind of talk in relationships without considering the actually .

its 2am over here , I can go to bed now . I feel fulfilled that someone understands what I was trying to explain a few days ago .

you are really smart .

we just can't deny the reality that lots of guys reason with their dicks and can go any length .

6 months nor be 2 weeks oh

Benita27:
Your post is hammered on trust. What if he trust her and she could close her legs but the dude forces himself on her?.

u are very wise .

people kneel down for that foolish Kanu everyday now its apostle suleman e come dey pain una. mtcheew .

EmyPapis:
my infinix hot 4 pro has 4g network and is working perfectly well, bought it for 43k.

was it brand new u bought it ?? I want to buy it now and 2 days time
. which state are u ?? that may affect price oh . it may be cheap because u are in Lagos .

how is the phone ?? do u regret buying it ?? how is ur experience so far ?? I want to buy something to back up my iphone . please i need ur sincere review and opinion . was it new u bought it ??

mrtomola:
Am not a MANU fan but I love Mourinho so much because of his love for Black people, especially The Africans.

because he loves defensive football and Africans or blacks can track back and run . they mostly have better stamina .

Benita27:
You're right tho. Everyone needs to get his/her heart broken once or twice before ending up with a future spouse 'cause the experience opens one's eyes to a whole lot. Your first love is usually an illusion.

very true .

itsJude:
this was so sweet to read, maybe its the pains or the lies they told you

I just enjoyed hearing you complain


Bad belle union

lol werey

Benita27:
My heart has been so broken that I no longer have a heart. There's nothing for anyone to break now.

no wonder you dey form baddo sneh on relationship threads ur opinions are always cool though . lol na becos of wetin ur eyes done see .

that experience is what those 18 years old jambite can not buy in the market . so nothing spoil . the heart go form again

pu7pl3:
Na so...cos ur libido is torque



Wish I had a meme for u

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lol its the truth . that body will be soon good for banging . we will both be bouncing . I wish I can meet her