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Leriebloom:
Best reply of the century. I tire for the guy matter ehn

lol, very one-sided topic full of hate.

that moniker left me In stitches . Lmaoooo

Homeboiy:
Went to bath in a face me I face u ,..forgot my warpper n decided to bath like that


My neighbour sexy wife was inside d bathroom watching my me, observing my six packs

when I noticed ,I faced her n she was like bros, ur thing big ooooo


she dey beg me for BJ since BT I no gree

Linus

same thread with different format. una nor dey tire ??

QueenSuccubus:


Abeeg, what kind of tattoos she got?

On the other news...one girl juz had skull tattoo on her NUNU ooo..but the skull got a crack

I can't, this one is scary

that ynash though

next topic please

I thought you wanted to say ur wife

MsRoe:
5 looks great. But before that, I'll have to train myself on 3.

LMAOO

I am sure people like you have absolutely nothing to offer aside classroom intelligence , you generalization of all Nigerian universities piqued my curiosity and I wanted to hear you speak more . from all your comments so far, it's obvious u base intelligence on punctuation and classroom stuffs . it's way more than that oh . I don't rate people with that oh , I rate you based on your "thought pattern" not punctuation errors u didn't even notice. and for generalizing, I will rate an illiterate ahead of you anytime any day .
with this your obsolete thought pattern, u still have a fan posting useless meme?? chai. make we just forget about that one obviously her brain runs on kerosene. any sane person should read from the beginning. they will know we are not on the same mental wavelength. i can't waste any more second on the 2 of you. *off for an appointment** my dear sectary help me check the typo in this comment too. I I'll correct them when I am back mtcheew. OKPO !!!

makydebbie:
Hahaha. Oga you tried so hard to please me this time but then you ended up yapping balls. I mean your kind of balls btw. Shrinked balls

You jumped into my conversation with someone. Your half dead brain cells couldn't tell you.

You just want to be noticed and who said I generalized? This dimwit, Europeans thinks Africans are dummies because of your type. You jump into conclusions easily. Do you know I'm entitled to my opinion? I've had this conversation with someone and this thread reminded me of it and I called this person but your happy go lucky dick won't sit down. B1tch you've to be humble.

Do i need to lecture you? Every passing time you try to correct your unbelievable blunders by creating another. In your university, didn't they teach you, you don't start a sentence with small letter? Or is it because everything about you is small? Your brain and dick for example? I can't fry my brain trying to lecture you sir. Pls get help.
Btw, you should also know, I don't tolerate unintelligent mentions. Like I said, be humble, and sit down! Then you can ruminate on what I've told you.

lol everyone knows about starting a sentence with a capital letter so go take a chill pill u think punching a screen and writing With a pen are the same thing ? if I mistakenly punch the space button more than once, it leaves a full stop which I may not even get to notice . do u know punching a screen and writing with a pen are not the same thing ?? so obviously you have no point . you were generalizing Jor why you fvcking denying ? you said "Nigerian universities" you didnt say some or "most ". so obviously you were generalizing why u dey lie like this ? I am sure people like you have absolutely nothing to offer aside classroom intelligence , you generalization of all Nigerian universities piqued my curiosity and I wanted to hear you speak more . from all your comments so far, it's obvious u base intelligence on punctuation and classroom stuffs . it's way more than that oh . I don't rate people with that oh , I rate you based on your "thought pattern" not punctuation errors u didn't even notice. and for generalizing, I will rate an illiterate ahead of you anytime any day .
with this your obsolete thought pattern, u still have a fan posting useless meme?? chai. make we just forget about that one obviously her brain runs on kerosene. any sane person should read from the beginning. they will know we are not on the same mental wavelength. i can't waste any more second on the 2 of you. *off for an appointment** my dear sectary help me check the typo in this comment too. I I'll correct them when I am back mtcheew. OKPO !!!

QueenSuccubus:
Uuumm..i no believe u.

lol I am serious

makydebbie:
Omg
Pls don't tell me you're graduate too. Lemme just faint

Wo oga, I'm not the reason why you're frustrated this morning, I'm sure it's the frustration that you still woke up with your 3 inched dick while erect that made you quote me. How can I narrate my experience for you when you can write and decipher basic English? Just take a look at your misplaced punctuation marks. Kuku kill me.

Your English teacher did a very ridiculous job.

just one punctuation mark or any typo I made can easily be or corrected but your wack mentality will take forever to repair. ur generalization of all Nigerian university sums u up . A typo error does little or no harm but a wrong mentality can destroy a whole generation. are u normally this stupid or it's only on weekdays?? minds like these are the reason why Europeans think that Africans are dummies. the earth would be better with unlettered people than to have you around . keep brooding over my grammatical picayune .

many times. I swear

makydebbie:
Cc: Lsofdk.
If i talk about Nigerian universities now, they'll say I've started.

Oya talk we are listening. I am very sure it's that generalization that made ur boob's really small. see ur dp Na the hair stood still comfortable, it didn't even shift position , mtcheew small boob's small mind, maybe one Nigerian. student fvcked u silly. Oya narrate ur gory experience

Mylestone:
hater spotted...because i no give u

who Is this one. ?? I got the bang rule a long time ago from the right sources, I am giving u a real and realistic advise, I am 100% sure u have not made up to 7k from this thing. quiet this spamming and spend ur time on more productive things . deep down. within u, u know u have not made up to 7k from this thing . talk truth nor lie

the 2 .

the guy wants to PULL OUT. lol

it's not morally right sha. but it's fvcklically right

with this ur wack head. a white lady will ruin your life in less than 2 months of marriage and she will get away with it. the law will protect her

IamSINZ:
Its classic, the way you tactically defended your fam.

u noticed too abi. ?? . the guy na clown

EternalTruth:
Seriously these creatures known as Naija girls are just as useless as the P in the word Psychology.
Forget about their fake beauty.
They have nothing to offer in a man's life.
You toil so hard before they give you their number.
You toil so hard before you load enough airtime so as to speak with them on phone
You toil so hard before they agree to friendship.
You toil so hard before they agree to pay sit out with you and you'll be the one paying for the bills.
You toil so hard before they agree to pay you a visit in your apartment.
You toil so hard before they agree to give in to sex
Even wit the sex you're the one dispensing the energy and they'll just lie on bed as a dumb corpse.
You'll still b the one to get her a phone, take her to shopping, buy her the latest Ankara.
Brothers na wah o. Why not save all these funds and gather them abroad to go and marry a white lady?
Naija women are useless and don't contribute anything to a man's life.
Jobless scumbags who see relationship as a means of occupation to relieve their broke asses.
Thunder fire Naija girls.
Cc goingape
Goingape1
Johnstar

the same thunder will fire you too . how many times we go talk this topic. ??

. what do you even have to offer ?? Abeg stick to raping mad women at night. that's ur calling . that way, u will never spend 1naira. please don't try to deviate from your calling

wait wait. , seun nor lock this thread ?? Jesus. what am I seeing

OP nor get sense . what he doesn't understand is that girls hate to be dumped. she don't want you to be the one to call off the relationship with your numerous tangible evidence. when you finally forgive her , few weeks later she will dump for the slightest reason like, I called u twice and u didn't pick. it's over. you lost the pen I gave to you , you are too careless as a person so I don't see a future for us. you will be more careless when we get married.
you smile when you talk to other girls. it's over .

what I am saying is, she will dump you for silly reason. she is begging you now cos she wants you to forgive her and she will do the final dumping weeks later. that's how most girls are . OP don't forgive her

huge turn on for me

sexybbstar:
Not every lady you see on nairaland that rants or create threads are searching for love. We have many ladies here who enjoy bashing you guys, not because they are pained but because they enjoy doing that.

If u think I create threads to attract guys online... Sorry,You are on your own. I use nairaland as a playground, just to see how E-wars looks like when you say the truth. (sonofLuci, Shey u hear?)

The same way not all ladies are in a relationship for money, some are just there to eat your food, wear your shirts, take pictures with your phone and watch Zee World on your television... Lol

nor mind them Jor. just do ur thing.