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Fashion / Re: 10 Weird Things Females Apply To Their Hair by alphaomega(m): 2:08pm On Dec 23, 2014
indian hemp nko?
grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fashola Meets His Former School Teacher After 38 Years (Pictures) by alphaomega(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
God bless our teachers.....(d GOOD ones ni ooh..)
Crime / Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by alphaomega(m): 7:44am On Dec 11, 2014
ALISMILE:
Now I see sombdy wit brains here!

me..i see inspector gadget..
Crime / Re: Homosexual Kills Partner In Abuja Hotel [photo] by alphaomega(m): 11:06am On Dec 10, 2014
Rilwayne001:


I'm so sorry brother, i was jokin the other time.

I'm not dele.

:-) aii bro...noted.
Crime / Re: Homosexual Kills Partner In Abuja Hotel [photo] by alphaomega(m): 10:39pm On Dec 09, 2014
Rilwayne001:


Yes, it is I

kool ... thot as much...tis i. deji / jeje..
Crime / Re: Homosexual Kills Partner In Abuja Hotel [photo] by alphaomega(m): 7:00pm On Dec 09, 2014
Rilwayne001:


Okay seems you dont get me.

I was talking about my own tribe (yoruba), it is not in the history of Yoruba-Yoruba forefather that this particular shii was practised.

Do you get me now?

dele is dat u?
Crime / Re: Homosexual Kills Partner In Abuja Hotel [photo] by alphaomega(m): 6:42pm On Dec 09, 2014
dt stupeed gay's body shld av been dragged al d way to d morgue instead of been carried...walahi..

**Spits on d guy's (sorry gay's) grave**
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by alphaomega(m): 9:14pm On Dec 05, 2014
we dont do dat in Afghanistan...
TV/Movies / Re: Has Telemundo Overtaken Africa-Magic Among Nigerian Female Viewers? by alphaomega(m): 9:08pm On Dec 05, 2014
African magic (especially Yoruba)...dulling d human I.Q since 1960...
TV/Movies / Re: Has Television Lost Its Relevance? by alphaomega(m): 8:48am On Dec 04, 2014
Television: now an instrument 4 d d3vil.
End time thns...
Phones / Re: Airtel December Surprise Package. by alphaomega(m): 9:08am On Dec 02, 2014
google1:
It's true, i subscribe for airtel operamini bundle yesterday #200 for 100mb
After reading this post, i checked my operamini data plan and saw 250mb..

what r d steps to subscribe? Aw much credit do u nid to load?
Politics / Re: Channels Island To Return £315m Abacha Loot To Nigeria by alphaomega(m): 8:41am On Dec 02, 2014
After aw many years? If d loot dey fixed account all diz years, u no knw aw much interest go don dey?

Am so sure the mayor of Channels Island is a 9ja man... smiley smiley badt sharp guy.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Influential Nigerians Who Have Killed And Their Victims(shocking Revelation) by alphaomega(m): 9:15pm On Nov 29, 2014
blemon44:
This is a Forum for learning and sharing ideas and not for some stupid topic

take a break bro.....dnt tk ds lyf so seriously abeg

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Politics / Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by alphaomega(m): 8:16pm On Nov 26, 2014
dew1:
And your topic made it seem like you were robbed...

Abi?

Re-phrase ur topic jare OP.....It wasnt ur encounter...cos if it were, u wldn't b in d same frame of mind as u r ryt now...Samsung S5 no b yam abeg.. cheesy cheesy

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Phones / Re: Etisalat New Promo Bundle For 12months by alphaomega(m): 3:20pm On Nov 26, 2014
@derogba...if u wan talk, talk...if you no wan talk, then vamoose abeg...
Autos / Why Do Used Car Sellers Usually Put Kegs On D Cars They Want To Sell? by alphaomega(m): 12:46pm On Nov 22, 2014
I am just wondering....Why do used car sellers usually put kegs on d cars they want to sell?

Is there a story behind this act?

P.s: pls, no tel me tis story 4d gods ooh.. cheesy cheesy
Car Talk / Why Do Used Car Sellers Usually Put Kegs On D Cars They Want To Sell? by alphaomega(m): 12:32pm On Nov 22, 2014
I am just wondering....Why do used car sellers usually put kegs on d cars they want to sell?

Is there a story behind this act?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by alphaomega(m): 7:42am On Nov 21, 2014
mifavour:


I care less

go listen to 2baba's new song ''Diaspora Woman''....e b lyk say na ur comment he read wey gv am d inspiration to write d song..

Pretty, beautiful, delectable, ARROGANT feminist...

Typical ibo girl wey wan dey do lyk Beyonce... :-D :-D

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by alphaomega(m): 7:40am On Nov 21, 2014
mifavour:


I care less

go listen to 2baba's new song ''Diaspora Woman''....e b lyk say na ur comment he read wey gv am d inspiration to write d song..

Pretty, beautiful, delectable, ARROGANT wannabe feminist...

Typical ibo girl wey wan dey do lyk Beyonce... :-D :-D

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by alphaomega(m): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
missbronze:
Of course, i can do that. No Big deal in it.

Whenever i kneels down, i will just grab his carrot from his boxers into my mouth.

He will burst into laugh.., and, Fiam.., No more quarrel.

And, we are good and happy.

c correct babe...
Mixing culture n wesrtern thns..

God bless u nne..
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by alphaomega(m): 5:48pm On Nov 20, 2014
mifavour:



will he also go down on his kneee to apologize to me when he does sth wrong if he can i can.

nonsense talk...as fine as dis owerri chic be, u wan throway ur culture to d western dogs abi? U dnt av to do dat naa..

What do you mean if he can, then u wil ?
Is it until he does dat b4 u can do urs?

**shameful..
Sports / Re: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by alphaomega(m): 12:14am On Nov 20, 2014
Jelo4kul:
FTC again. God what have I done to deserve this. twice in front page. Running naked on the street

guy, e b lyk say u follow dm eagles dey pitch abi? Misconception dey worry u...

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Health / Re: Why People ‘glue Together’ During Sex by alphaomega(m): 8:09pm On Nov 16, 2014
i bliv d italian ''couples'' are bingo n bingosess..
Politics / Re: This Is What I Call Africa Magic: PDP Governorship Aspirant Dies In His Sleep by alphaomega(m): 7:12am On Nov 16, 2014
What do you expect from a 75 year OLD MAN?
What is the OLD man aspiring to be again after spending 75 years on earth?

I wonder whem dis old men will leave d posts up dier for the YOUNG (real ASPIRING) men.

May God help us in this country...

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Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by alphaomega(m): 12:40pm On Nov 13, 2014
ur cuzin is 19yrs old...and already dated 4 guys?

Since when did she start dating?
Aw much tym is d period of each date?

Girls of nowadays...

19yrs old ''secondary virgin'' my foot....

U can knock bt u can't enta.. Wch kind nonsense parole b dat?

Wetin person no go chop, person no suppose tk am rub nose naa..

U neva hala..
Religion / Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by alphaomega(m): 10:54am On Nov 10, 2014
may his soul rest in peace...

This is an eye opener to us all...

We know not when the said time will come...but before then, lets live life PURPOSEFULLY...Everyday....
Celebrities / Re: More Nigerian Celebrities In Their Halloween Costumes! by alphaomega(m): 11:54pm On Nov 02, 2014
stupidity in d highest order...
Wat's dis halloween sh*t?

Is it part of d 9ja culture?
Must dis yeyebrities always copy d whites??

**Spits @ thread n walks out***

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Phones / Re: Etisalat Surprise by alphaomega(m): 11:27pm On Nov 02, 2014
LMAyedun:
This is one of the beauties of a competitive system... The masses benefit.
Waiting for GLO.

How I wish competition lyk dis dey 4 DSTV.
Phones / Re: Etisalat Surprise by alphaomega(m): 11:27pm On Nov 02, 2014
LMAyedun:
This is one of the beauties of a competitive system... The masses benefit.
Waiting for GLO.

How I wish competition lyk dis dey 4 cable tv (DSTV)..
Celebrities / Re: Halloween Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities by alphaomega(m): 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2014
Is halloween part of our culture??
Dis celebs sef....na wa for dem...

must dey copy everythin d whites do?

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Music/Radio / The Popular ''happy Birthday (to You)'' Folk Song... by alphaomega(m): 11:16pm On Oct 28, 2014
"Happy Birthday to You ", also known more simply as "Happy Birthday ", is a song that is traditionally sung to celebrate the anniversary of a person's birth.

The melody of "Happy Birthday to You" comes from the song "Good Morning to All", which has been attributed to American siblings Patty Hill and Mildred J. Hill in 1893.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by alphaomega(m): 9:30pm On Oct 27, 2014
Ositainklord:
my sch. sunset. l7ii LG. 8mp HDR

YCT things...

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