is d guy's name ''Johnny''?

If you were asked to pick any celebrity
worldwide...for a date, who would you chose?

There are millions of fans of stars like Beyonce, Toolz, Rihanna, Cosy, Afrocandy, Maheeda, Jolie etc and even males like Akpors, 2face, Jay Z, Walcott, Beckham, Jim Iyke....the list is endless.

So the question is, which of these stars would you give your head to be with for a date?

Exmay: I dey imagine how many MOPOLs dey behind the camera... Woe betide you if U move before he pass U...

hahahahahahahahahhaa....
I cant laff ooh..

costandi: Abuja, City of the finest CARS!!!

abi oh...check out d 2nd pix. U go think say na Auto-mart d guy dey...

Justeenaleo: because its garri duh

am so sure u are Ibo...

legalwealth:

Basketmouth's boy is kind of ugly.
Am I the only one seeing that?

[size=16pt]Show us the picture of your own son.....olobe jati-jati...very pessimistic individual...dem no dey c better thing....[/size]

jack26: Na his brother.Do not take the loyalty of ur wife or a friend to forsake the bond of blood-NICOLO MACHAVELLIE

Dat is Machavelli's (a common man) thot.
D bible says some friends are closer than a brother.

Rememba, d wife already has a kid for him...Though, in dis world dt we live in; dat is not enof reason, but dat is d BOND of blood btwn them...

A farmer makes a ridge by ploughing towards himself bro...

When d harvest comes, everybody go jolly.

Oro na so s'enu, o tu b'uyo si......D matter mess 4 person mouth, com add salt 2 am.

U av a wife n kid. U also av a brotha who stays wt u (4 now).

Bro, ur family is ur immediate wife n kid oh.

Shld ur bro gt d 600k job, he will later pack out n live his own life...he wil get married in time. And wn woman enta d film 4ur brotha house, am so freaking sure she won't wan2 knw d source of d husband's wealth oh.

Thus, ur brotha will be better off at d end of d day...

Wat wl now happen to u n ur home?

Think am well bro...
Think am wella.

Sequel to the topic ''Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From?''

When u get to a restaurant where dey sell eba, you will surely hear d ibo man ask for garri instead of eba. Just wondering y d ibos keep calling Eba garri.

[size=16pt]u guys dont need to blame d Peter guy.
d issue is a family thing.

No one knows wat really went down with these guys (in dier family)...and who are u all to judge him?

Only if dem mama still dey alive....


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Tolexander: Always swot up on your books and don't join any cult group.

[size=16pt]na old papa yongi club he go join...
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Nobleval: The man is dead. I will be the last person on earth to wish a dead man a happy birthday.

I'd suggest u wait till d end of the thread to end it....thus, you'ld b d LAST PERSON.

hebex12: Happy birthday ko happy deathday ni

U na no get work

No wonda....jst checked ur profile.

Dnt u think u shld be getting ready for school?
Ur Principal will conduct the assembly this morning....

[size=16pt]i bliv Birthday(s) is a celebration for d day a man was born.

Dat Madiba is dead doesn't mean his birthday can't b remembered (even celebrated).

That's wat u gt whn u live ur whole to better d life of a fellow man (e.g jst lyk Jesus did). That's why we still celebrate Xmas til date.

Don't b surprised when Madiba's death day is celebrated too (e.g jst lyk Jesus').

And to all d 'over-sabis' wey say mk we no celebrate d dead man: u guys shld be busy tryn to better ur own lives by making d life of ur fellow man a better one.

May be whn u do dat, u will be remembered (n celebrated) as well. Cos last tym i checked ur names on GOOGLE, na random people faces i dey see. WHO UNA BE?


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This year will mark the first time the day has been celebrated without Madiba, and the fifth year since the UN declared July 18 – the birthday of the anti-apartheid revolutionary – the international day aimed at "bringing people together to fight poverty and promote peace and reconciliation."

Rolihlahla Mandela was born into the Madiba clan in the village of Mvezo, Transkei, on 18 July 1918. His mother was Nonqaphi Nosekeni and his father was Nkosi Mphakanyiswa Gadla Mandela, principal counsellor to the Acting King of the Thembu people, Jongintaba Dalindyebo. In 1930, when he was 12 years old, his father died and the young Rolihlahla became a ward of Jongintaba at the Great Place in Mqhekezweni.*

Hearing the elders’ stories of his ancestors’ valour during the wars of resistance, he dreamed also of making his own contribution to the freedom struggle of his people....WHICH HE EVENTUALLY DID.

He died on the 5th of December 2013 (aged 95).

What else can be said of this GREAT AFRICAN LEADER?

[size=16pt]HBD MADIBA...even as you rest in the bosom of our Lord.[/size]

This year will mark the first time the day has been celebrated without Madiba, and the fifth year since the UN declared July 18 – the birthday of the anti-apartheid revolutionary – the international day aimed at "bringing people together to fight poverty and promote peace and reconciliation."

Rolihlahla Mandela was born into the Madiba clan in the village of Mvezo, Transkei, on 18 July 1918. His mother was Nonqaphi Nosekeni and his father was Nkosi Mphakanyiswa Gadla Mandela, principal counsellor to the Acting King of the Thembu people, Jongintaba Dalindyebo. In 1930, when he was 12 years old, his father died and the young Rolihlahla became a ward of Jongintaba at the Great Place in Mqhekezweni.*

Hearing the elders’ stories of his ancestors’ valour during the wars of resistance, he dreamed also of making his own contribution to the freedom struggle of his people....WHICH HE EVENTUALLY DID.

He died on the 5th of December 2013 (aged 95).

What else can be said of this GREAT AFRICAN LEADER?

[size=16pt]HBD MADIBA...even as you rest in the bosom of our Lord.
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chichi89: Na wa oh. So one must know how to bake? What if she didnt have time to bake? The way some people talk sef, like say una chop sand sand

[size=16pt]Abi oh sista chi-chi if everyone bakes on her child's buffday, we no go get bakers again naa...wetin bakers go dey sell?
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RoyalRoy: Naija.....can't we ever do anything right? Still threatening a customer after providing a terrible service?

Imagine what would have happened If those poor innocent kids had eaten out of that cake?
Kudos to the vigilant teachers.

Next time u want to order cakes for special event try proven, tested and trusted cake makers..... try Boash Cakes.... they are the best and they deliver any day anytime.
Just search for Taryour on Nairaland to get more details.
https://www.nairaland.com/taryour

She is the C.E.O of Boash Cakes.

[size=16pt]ti t'enikan o ba baje abi?[/size]

chifreke: toooooo bad...God protect our kids.....keep off junks
my piece of cake

[size=16pt]hope ur "piece of cake" aint d'XPLORERS' sha?[/size]

echobee: Hmmmmmm! If na dem now,dem go sue person

sincerely, if na u, wetin u go do?

chaberry: All i see are 2 rediculous old men

[size=16pt]All i are 2 ridiculous F.A.Gs... #spits[/size]

chukxy44: If women could just sit at home and take care of the house, can't a man do the same. Is there anything wrong in dat?

sorry is ya case....
Chikena..

Ezedon: Nice post but What of too much mosquitoes and heat

dats nos 11

banega: Relationships end/gets boring because once the person has you,. They stop doing the things it took to get you in the first place...

in dis age n tym, can someone really ''have'' anotha?

Relationship is lyk a fruit tree...it grows n produces 4eva..

Relationship (fruit tree) stops being interesting (productive) when d nutrients dt supplements it is lackin....

Thus, you av ur own quota to add to d life of d relationship...

Really? Ok. To God b d glory....

welcome home Luiz Suarez.....u r finally wia u shld be...

Tbillz: If it will log me out from been a NIGERIAN, I will gladly Use it....but if it can't, its as good as the zero behind the decimal. Thank you

d best thing i wld advice u do is to kuku de-register from nairaland....(i.e if u really wanna log out frm being a Nigerian).

zeelo2014: Dey there. U never see where masquerade dey collect babe phone number.

i once saw a masquerade using d Atm machine.... U go fear naa..