Tolexander:
Kanu ke?

Seems you didn't witness the days of Rashidi Yekini!

in d words of Olamide... ''mo score goal, mo ya net...Rashidi, Rashidi Yekini...''

alutacontinua:


You're apparently high on something cheap would be too honourable a word to describe.
Cow urine, maybe





You never meet correct father wey go deal with you and your whole entire being
Why would we call a man a man if he needs another man to handle his woman?
biko, coogar, I no fit argue this morning.....just wanted to tell you to check your 'angel dust', a laboratory test would reveal some urine of some sort (I'm sure of that)

guy, u r a f**kn comedian...

U got me crackin...
Hahahahahahahahha..

DeHero1:

Mr. English master...i wonda why u quoting d guy....He no suppose say 'dye' abi?

Mr oversabi..u wan dey correct pidgin abi?
U no knw say pidgin no dey get error.

EbuGeneral:
not for sale

alahun.

EbuGeneral:
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tnx 4d info...

But as the OP must u also book a space on ur topic? Give othas d chance naa..

dis 2 s****d guys (atiku n Buhari) knw about d boko haram thn...

Y did boko decide to cease fire ryt afta dem 2 dn declare interest in running 4d presidential election??

No wonda GEJ ddnt go to Chibok at al.

He knows who is involved. He knw say na dier wahala....if nobody com out 2vote for d Northern part, na atiku n Buhari go feel am pass.

Buhari n Atiku....2syds of d same coin.

valmunich:


Why can't we just have a straight win in Nigeria football without involving calculations

i tire oh bros..

congrats to her.

..

..ok

nellyhandsom:


please which particular cocoa butter product?

actually, any cocoa butter goes...but if u wan2 b specific, u can use Palmers...dey r good.

nellyhandsom:


please I'm serious here!

ok..

soap: use dudu osun.
cream: use any cocoa butter product.

Ask Yvonne Nelson.

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zeemahn:
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/total-eclipse-moon-occurs-wednesday/
To those fond of chanting ETT Keep off.
End time ministers

Guy u harsh oooh...
Only u one be OP....only u one be FTC again...
Haba...

.

This is just a simple question but think deeply before giving your answer..

lakesyd is d guy's name...He didn't give me fish, but he showed me how to fish.. He's my pali 4 life...my doroboss..

Liveair: My mobile phone. I will need to be making long-distance calls.

long distance calls.?? Who u calling (in hell)?
Cos na hell 2 long frm heaven ooh..

herald9: human beings and their laziness... no go find work... sit down and imagine sugar candy mountain

oga CEO of Work n Die Enterprises. No go find work and do mk u dey check if sugar candy mountain dey or no dey....

nickz: one trailer load of condom
babes go plenty there

olobe...dem tel u say STD dey heaven?

In my day, ‘Yabbies’ time was game time. It
always took place at locations devoid of the
prying eyes of adults. 'Break-time' is always d favorite time.

Two contestants would be pitched against each other and the individual with the ‘yabs’ that cracked up the audience more was declared the undisputed champion and had bragging rights; at least until he/she is deposed.

‘Yabbies’ was our Street Fighter and
Mortal Kombat all in one. It was FUNNNN !!!.

Here’s a list of some ‘yabs’ that still crack me up to this day;


10. You mess akpu fly gate.

9. You be gbongbolo cigga.

8. You mess agbalumo wear pant.

7. Your scatter scatter teeth like zuma rock.

6. Teacher say make you spell “TAXI”, you say T, A, times, One.

5. Teacher say make you spell “MAGGI”, you say M. A, Geegee Geegee, One.

4. You mess kpangolo carry weight.

3. You mess hulk hogan shirt tear.

2. You mess babangida shout “are we safe?”

1. You mess headmaster forget him name.


**Extras:

You mess; all the fishes in river Niger shout 'Halleluyah'.

Add up your own 'Yabbies'. Lets get dis rolling...

Google on Saturday greeted itself a happy birthday with a birthday-themed doodle, with the letters in the word "Google" in party mode.

Visitors to Google's home page (www.google.com) were greeted with the animated doodle featuring the "G" marking the height of the "o" in the logo. Clicking on the doodle will take the visitor to a Search Results page for Google.

Google was founded in September 1998 by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. The company initially marked its birthday on Sept. 8. That changed in 2005 when the birthday celebration was moved to Sept. 27, Google fan site Specblo.com said.

Specblo said Sept. 7 is Google's date of incorporation of Google, but Sept. 27 "coincide(d) with the record indexing of pages." — Joel Locsin/ELR, GMA News.

greggng: I thought this thugs do ve charms that prevent them from being killed by gun.

Abi oo...
D guy's otumokpo no gt ntwork ni...

Gracious3105: FCT

4 ya mind

i have always wondered what God's own private hotline call-number could be?

As in a call-number God will quickly pick up should it rings...

Does anyone have a direct access call-number to God?

Lets av it...

''Art begins where the tiny bit begins''....Bryullóv

''The eye sees, the mind sketches, the hand only obeys''... Me

aw dis kind thn tk enta fp?
All dis mods sef...una dn dey collect 'riba' abi?

Btw...op, u sure say no b 4months ago u wan write instead of 4 years? Cos u stil sound lyk a 18yr -old girl.....my badt..

“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of ... then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the ... Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him. (Prov.10:13; 13:24; 26:3)

Bottom line: SPARE d rod..n SPOIL d child...

Chikena...

P.s..if u think u are wiser than the Holy book ( cos of ur supposedly high level of education), then u are on ur own...

Yomieluv: Living a champagne life with a beer income.

yomie, u really got me cracking.. :-D

is dat wat dey shld b doin now?

Tell dem to instruct dose telecoms bullys 2cut down dier charges joor...

Who snd dem to dey monitor calls?