Nigerian won't be the one to carry last. Humour every damn thing.

I think twitter was created for Nigerians, not for Real Donald Trump

This got me, "The Dj was booking tommorrows games and lost concentration"

Phyno and Olamide in Ghost Mode since 2015!

People weh not come and go and mind their business . . .

Yhu wan dash am husband?

Oya . . .

So bloggers went searching for Chioma on Davidos list of friends. What if she is not the chioma he was referring to

Bloggers be forming FBI on celebrities since 32BC

What do I have to say, "Birds of a feather . . ."

Airforce1:


I love the bolded

You're smart .

Thanks man. Everybody is a potential millionaire.

Lols, someone is already calling for a Diss Track.

Lemme goan check our boundary with America. . .

What's the relation?

African have already soiled their image internationally, so Trump was stating an obvious truth that maybe shouldn't have come from him as one of the World's commanders.


#Udo

You don't double your hustle to bubble.

Pray for grace to avoid struggles and build the right connections.


Thatsall!!!

Continue,


All I know is that . . .

I am writeless!!!

i DOUGH My Hat For A hUMAN being.

If it was ONE ARTIST like that (Names withheld). That twitter user would have been treating numerous insult wounds from left, right and center.

This one mature small!

oLD sOLDIER NEVER dIES!

This is a very serious issue and I hope op is not playing with something of this magnitude.

Who wants to do that!

"Ganduje said, “We are seven in number here but we came separately not for any purpose but after the Friday prayers, we decided to say hello to Mr. President. Is just coincidence that we met in the Mosque and some joined us later and we decided to go to greet him.”

That statement don't seem to hold water here.

Go and find your voters card everybody!!!

Poverty is a bastard!

If you nor get Music "Hide your face"!

Ok. But why is this in politics section.

Nigerian politicians at work.

When you thought IPOB, Boko haram and Fulani Herdsmen is all we are battling . . .

Hmmm . . .

It is only in Naija that you find people Crying and smiling same time.


Woes from politics and some of our careless leaders never weigh us down. I love Nigeria.


Making fun over every thing!

Goan pay your taxes oh

Lols.

But better than nothing for you guys.

Meanwhile: We at BARCA are making enough plans to bring in the most qualified to help the football King, Messi. After signing Coutinho, we are carefully studying Mo Sallah

Barca BOTs, are we together

After Saraki comes Kayode! This Sowore guy e haf suffet oh.

Sorry OP, don't be offended oh, "How is Crying ADORABLE".

Sha its mod that added unwanted spices to already sweet soup.

Let us pray . . .

seguno2:


Has your PMB not been traveling all this while despite worse tragedies happening?
Is this the first time that Fulani herdsmen will slaughter people? Have Boko Haram terrorists not been killing people while your PMB was junketing around the world?
Abeg tell us another lie, puleasi.

I don't know how to do this supporters club thingy very well oh. BMC, please you people should come and tutor me well.


What should I respond to this my guy na . . .

Chisos, can't believe am FTC today . . .

Sign of good things for 2018. Meanwhile lemme goan read OP post


Modified: This should be part of a 'progressive plan' of any success minded individual since am not part of the "New Resolution" club.

But meanwhile:

"After the celebrations of the first week, which just went by, I urge you to use this second week of the year to fine tune your life and know where it is headed for this year, so you don't go through 2018 with regrets. Make plans, map out goals and targets and not really unrealistic resolutions. Make yourself useful so others don't use you to accomplish their dreams while you become the looser.
I am the #AlphasoarsChief, wishing you a pleasant ride into 2018."

Just like the name of somebody dey usually call his name after prayers . . .

(Please don't quote me if you don't know who am talking about)




But OP can't you summarize? This biography is too long. If it was a good person, just 3 sentences would have been enough for everything.

Goan pay nah!










Or better still . . .





Request for TAX HOLIDAYS for 2017

That time of the year when you want to avoid "Baby-Mamaship"

Only a selfish human would have pushed through with such gatherings when people under your watch are killed each minutes. I know PMB is not like that!