Somebody should just go to twitter and start Rihanna&DonJazzy2018 campaign.

Just maybe . . .

Child abuse!

TemmyWon:
Mostly true.
4. There's this notorious thief that has been stealing fowls since November
6; water is a touchy subject in December
7: In fact, we dey beg NEPA to comot light self.

AnodaIT:
No Cele church in my village, sorry

Really?

So this thing is not only in Nigeria. This is a reverse of what we have been hearing lately in Naija.

Lols, Yahoo a dikwa very very real oh!

OP, where's your own na?
Share your own, make I go find my own for album wey I don put am

These pictures been posted, are they not old enough to say "we are old pictures and not from any carnival".

Rubbishness . . . Who is the blogger that posted this thing sef . . . ?

I know most of us have travelled to our different villages for the holidays. Back at the village, the home-feeling is entertaining and most times you'll wish not to return, lols.
Just take your time and explore your village, so when you are expected to return to the city, you will find yourself fulfilled and happy. Some of us, your village might be someone's city. Like you are a native of Port Harcourt, and you are residing at Lagos. PH City becomes your village! You don't agree with that? Lemme mention seven things you find in a typical Nigerian village and if at the end of my list, you can't find about 4 of them in your village, then you aren't from the village.

Ok legooo . . .

1. There is always this uncompleted building at that corner of the village. Tell me if there is no uncompleted building in your village so that I can delist it immediately. Most of us will always ask our elders, 'who owns that building'. The reply you will get will start with a sigh which will be followed with an 'it is a long story' kind of response. Then they start telling fairy-tales about the building and its owner.

2. There is always this abandoned school by the corner of the village that has produced, Presidents, Governors and national leaders of various categories. This school is left unattended. The structure is dilapidated and seriously surviving on life-support system. In this school, you will find the best of teachers who have given up on expecting six figured money to come from anywhere. They have been told that their reward is in heaven. But you will still find them faithful to their jobs - no truancy, no absenteeism.
The government and those it has produced in the years have all become too classy to look at the mould that shaped their future and putting it in a better shape.

3. There is the presence of a mud house somewhere around. You doubt me? Just ask the elders you have in the house and you might be shocked that your family house just took that look because it was plastered with cement and coated with a nice paint and you think it was a block house.

4. There is this notorious person that is known around the whole village for some devilish links. Everybody gives him/her way and he has too little friends who visit him because of what people have suspected to be a very bad side of him.

5. There is a celestial church down the road. If in your village, no bells are rang at a particular time of prayers by a cele organisation around, please raise your hand lemme delist this one. Apart from them been the foremost, there is also this native doctor's palace that have turned to be a 'village museum' for all. But you don't dare approach it, you stay far and admire or curse the place. The place is desolate, lols.

6. There is only limited source of water and therefore translate to, there is always a popular source of water for the whole village. Where you always to go and meet your mates you left ten or fifteen years ago. "There is so much reunion at the well".

7. There are limited places to charge phones because of 'too much' NEPA lights everywhere, lols. I got to know most people travelled because; there have been lesser persons on Social Media. Dem no get place to charge their Iphone Xs and Galaxy Notes.

Use the comment box and tell other things you find in your village if you travelled for the holidays.


http://www.alphasoars.com/2017/12/7-things-you-find-in-typical-nigerian.html

Respect!

Oh my! This press release made sense die.

Afterall is it not all this mushroom house organisations that are releasing statements upandan? Let her be biko!

Off-shoot!

What is the beef their. They've been using Nigerian youths and some unsuspecting Nairalands head to fry chicken since . . .



Now they are talking about BEEF, what about the chicken and suya they've been frying?

Someone said, Politicians and Police men should get brain or mental test but don't you think Nigerian bloggers needed that test the more

Public service announcement

Even if you fake your own death, you fit still no blow . . . Falz said it oh

The next post is how much 2Baba Versace cloth is worth. You people should leave all these news that don't make sense and head to your various wards and get your PVC. We need to get to work.

Hailers will soon assemble for their village meeting here!

ednut1:
these tins have always been there , only difference there is technology and all of them can be reported in the media

But definitely not at this rate!

@OP what were you expecting him to bring before, his pillow ni?

All of you should just repent and accept The Lord, these are signs of the End Time.

That time you want to trend with a trend!

I know this is a reaction to an earlier thread here!

Sighs . . .

Nigerians and Reactions are like . . .

Modelqwen:









mr & miss NL? wat's dat?
my first time to hear that.

Maybe Master & Miss might be appropriate. Me self still dey hear English language for the second time

And the uselezzs bloggers still carried it. Oh well, as a blogger, I cant come and go and be supporting all manners of stewpidity all in the name of blogging. You guys should just use ya brains.

All these useless yeybrity post should better end this this 2017.
If you stand with me, just share

biacan:
This two has come a long way....... tiwa is the definition of a career woman...... when she was having issues with her husband she never listen to him everybody was saying she's not a wife material...... which she is 30yards for that matter.... she focus more on her career and when the gold digger saw she was successful he went back to her crawling and begging her like a Queen "which she is"

Feminist spotted!

encryptjay:
Yeah, when she started adding flesh

You haf come oh, I didn't write all that oh!

silvamiami:


she doesn't want me to dash her out ohhh
lalasticlala can not handle her Abeg. Let me see if Uncle seun is capable.

Lols, Seun is already engaged to the lover his life.

karleone:

With regards to resignation or salary review?

The later sir

silvamiami Can't you just dash her to Lalasticlala. Must you have two girls at one. That's polygamy oh

Happy birthday to her . . .

There is nothing wrong in being the secular celeb you are okay? Because I know she was dressing like one church girl when she started not until last month she started being the Nigerian celeb that she is!

Is she still acting movies with Nollywood? It's been a while, I left Nolly...

What is Gaga Shuffle?