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RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by AlPicapcI(m): 9:34am On May 19, 2015
Chanchit:
Well, lemme pretend as if I believe this story. Bro are you also a "no sex before marriage" guy. Or u don dey do 3-4 rounds dey form king kong before the Marriage, if so, you should know u r about to marry a nympho. Bro make I no lie you, if u continue like this you no fit watch the next european league season weh go start by August.
for pete's sakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......LWKMD!!
SportsRe: Ruby Igwe In An Open Letter Urge DANGOTE To Buy Man United Instead Of Arsenal by AlPicapcI(m): 7:24pm On May 07, 2015
sexaddict08:
I think the two is bad. they are both clubs who don't buy African players. instead Everton, Manchester city, Tottenham.
Chelsea is the only club in England that loves African players to the core. that's why I'm BLUES....
Wat is this one saying? Which club produced Nigerian player of all time (kanu)
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Running For British Parliamentary Seats by AlPicapcI(m): 7:17pm On May 07, 2015
Later some Yorubas will start condemning my brothers of wanting to own their territory. Ibos making wave in dispora steadily.... Proudly Ibo, Proudly Lagosian, Proudly Nigerian. Stop the hate game, IBO IS BLESSED.
CrimeRe: American Jailed For ‘pinging’ In Court In Lagos by AlPicapcI(m): 4:40pm On May 06, 2015
Mtchewww!! detention you say na jail......
PoliticsRe: Meet The First Nigerian Female ISIS Terrorist by AlPicapcI(m): 11:35am On May 06, 2015
Sunnybobo3:
She was among the first Britons to join the terrorists of Islamic State and regularly takes to Twitter to issue violent threats, including one in which she spoke of her wish to become the first woman to behead a Westerner.

But despite all that, Khadijah Dare's heartbroken mother Victoria has used her first ever interview to call upon her daughter to return and says she wants her only child in her life.

Mrs Dare, from Lewisham in South London, also revealed that her daughter had been an equally devout Christian as a child but turned to Islam while at college.

She loved church,' said Mrs Dare in an interview due to be screened tonight as part of a BBC documentary.

'She had a Bible, she read the Bible. She would sit there and pray and pray and pray.'

Dare, who was born in Nigeria but emigrated to the UK as a child, was originally christened Grace but, says her mother, the 22-year-old changed it after she began attending services at the Lewisham Islamic Centre - a mosque also linked to the Lee Rigby killers.

'When she became Muslim, I would get these phone calls saying, "Can I speak to Khadijah?" I said to her, what's that about?

She says, "Oh, that's my name". It was only the mosque people who called her Khadijah. I don't call her that.'

Now living in Syria, Dare, who married a Swedish IS terrorist calling himself Abu Bakr almost as soon as she arrived, has reportedly been widowed.

Nevertheless, she continues to spread IS propaganda online and has been accused of encouraging other young women to travel to the Middle East, much like fellow British jihadi bride Umm Layth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3030324/The-devil-took-away-Heartbroken-mother-British-jihadi-bride-Khadijah-Dare-uses-TV-interview-beg-daughter-come-home.html
if she had won a gold medal in the olympics now she won't have been called a Nigerian
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Bbm Pin Exchange by AlPicapcI(m): 5:54am On Apr 30, 2015
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LiteratureRe: Ogechi & I by AlPicapcI(m): 6:09pm On Apr 28, 2015
jezuzboi:
[b]EPISODE 41

“Hi Jesusboy” Ogechi greeted.

“Hello. How are you doing?”

“I’m fine thank you. Where have you been all these while? I had expected to get a call from you. But when it took a while without getting one, I concluded we might never get to talk again for a very long while. Nevertheless, something really important has come up, and we need to talk”

“Alright. Go ahead. I have all the time in the world.”

“Not on the phone. We need to see and talk. That means you’ve got to come down to Oklahoma. I would have come over to Regina if you were still there. I’ve been communicating with Cynthia lately, and she told me you left after an argument you had with her, and she doesn’t happen to know where in the world you are. I could still come over if you tell me where you are.”

“Don’t worry Oge, I’ll just come over to Oklahoma. It’s not quite luxurious here, and I wouldn’t want to try fixing a square peck in a round hole.”

“Don’t be silly Jesusboy. We’ve come a long way. I would find my way through a rat hole to see you. But since you’ve chosen to come instead, we have to fix a date.”

“I was actually going to travel to Nigeria in four days’ time.”

“What? Please Jesusboy, we have to see before you travel. Were you planning on coming back to United States afterwards?”

“Not exactly.”

“Thank God I caught you before then. In that case, we have to make it as soon as possible. Tomorrow, to be precise.”

“Tomorrow? I’m not even prepared for a trip”

“If you can’t make it here tomorrow, then you have no choice but to tell me your location so that we can come over”

“We? You and who?”

“I, I meant to say I.”

“Ogechi, what’s up? Is there a problem?”

“No problems Jesusboy. So are you giving me your location or what?”

“Don’t worry; I’ll be in Oklahoma tomorrow”

“Promise?” she asked

“Promise” I replied.

I wondered what she wanted to tell me in such a hurry that couldn’t be spilled out on the phone. I got prepared for the trip and left for Oklahoma the next day. That was my second time of being in Oklahoma, and it was for the same purpose; to see Ogechi. On my last visit to her I had to disguise myself and hide among people, but this time around nothing like that was going to happen. I just wished there hadn’t been anything like the “renouncing” of our relationship; I would go there with a great joy. But no need to dwell on such thoughts since I couldn’t become a reality under any circumstances imaginable.

Ogechi gave me a big hug when I arrived at her house. We were careful not to involve our emotions in whatever we did in order not to arouse feelings that might mar us irredeemably. The radiance of her light skin did not go unnoticed though, but I just had to hold back my complements before one thing led to another. One thing never really led to another between us, but the fear of danger made me overly cautious of even the least of the things that could spell doom. We simply exchanged courtesy and humor as we made for the VIP, which was where she normally received top shots. I guess I was a top shot to her, even without attaining any enviable height in life per say. She offered me all she had to offer me, as we sat in that VIP discussing random topics for nearly an hour and half without getting any closer to what would seem like the reason for her inviting me over.

Then Ogechi inserted a CD into the home theater there and one of those jazz songs we used to listen to back in Enugu on rainy and cold nights started playing. That brought back the very memories that were supposed to remain indefinitely suspended, and triggered abominable desires. Was she trying to bring back the good old days? I asked myself. That would be a very dangerous thing to do and she knows it, so why would she even think of such? The light she saw in her dream may not have mentioned what would happen if we decided to get back together after Cynthia awoke from coma, but I’m pretty sure something would happen; something really bad. And I wasn’t going to risk finding out what would happen. So I braced myself and sat back, waiting for her next line of action.

“Do you remember this song?” She asked.

“Yeah, I do. Why are you playing it? You know you aren’t supposed to do anything that would endanger us don’t you?”

“C’mon Jesusboy, I’m not endangering anyone here. No matter what has happened, we still deserve to be happy don’t we?”

“We sure do, but not a kind of happiness that won’t last for long.”

“Don’t worry my dear. I know better than jeopardize our lives. I just want you to take your mind back to the days we wish never ceased. Jesusboy, you know that I love you and will love you till the day of my death. It is true we can’t be romantically involved anymore, but that doesn’t stop us from being romantically involved with another partner who’s ready to show us the love we deserve. My mind will never be at rest until I know there’s someone in your life that will take care of you like I would or even do better than I would. For this reason I summoned you here today to persuade you to take another woman for yourself. A woman I know and am sure will take good care of you till the end of your life”

“Ogechi, even my mother wouldn’t dare choose a wife for me. Why are you doing it? Don’t you believe I’m capable of finding myself a woman? I might be broken at the moment because I’ve lost you forever, but trust me; I’ll get over it soon and move on. Don’t worry about me falling into the hands of the wrong woman because I won’t. I didn’t the first time, neither will I the last time.”

“As sweet as that may sound, I disagree. I really want to be sure the right woman takes over the egg that didn’t hatch in my care. I will die if I hear that you are troubled or shattered in the future as a result of the woman you ended up with. So I have to secure you a sure future with the only woman I can trust to take care of you. The only woman I know loves you as much as I do.”

“What exactly are you driving at, Ogechi? You already have a woman prepared for me? Oh my gosh! Do I look that vulnerable to you? Of course you know I won’t subscribe to that idea. I wonder why you brought it up in the first place, Like you’ve forgotten it’s the same old me.”

“You’re right there. I knew you won’t consent easily, that’s why I made it a do or die affair. I never knew I loved you this much. Now I know, and I’m very much unwilling to let you fall into the hands of a woman I’m not sure will love you like I would. If you choose not to go along with this proposal of mine, then today might me our last on this planet.”

“Ogechi, what has come over you? Do you intend to kill me and kill yourself if I don’t?”

“Exactly, but in the sweetest way ever.”

“Has there ever been a sweet way to die?” I asked.

“I can’t say for sure. If there hasn’t, this will be the first. And if there has, this will be the best. But if you go with my proposal, we won’t have to go through this”

“You mean you’re really going to kill me? I asked surprised. “I don’t see any weapon that will aid that. Or do you have a short gun hidden somewhere?”

“Weapons and guns wouldn’t make it sweet would they? Now listen my dear, we aren’t supposed to do anything born of true affection after I renounced my love for you because of Cynthia. If we ever happen to do anything that shouldn’t be done between people who aren’t lovers, we will die the death Cynthia would have died if I had not denounced our love. But believe me Jesusboy, if you refuse what I ask of you today, I will make sure we make sweet love for the first time and die afterwards. I’d rather call down death upon me than let you settle for some strange woman who might not truly cherish the beauty of your soul.”

“Ogechi, I would never believe your mind would conceive such thoughts. You want us to die after making love? And what future would await us after death?”

“I don’t care. If you really care about that, then accept the woman I have chosen for you. You know I would never do anything to hurt you. I chose this woman for you because I know you’ll find the happiness I would have given you. But if you won’t, then I have no other option than to bleep you and die.”

“You sound as though you’re going to rape me. We both know you can’t overpower me, so where is all these confidence coming from?”

“You’re right. I can’t overpower you, neither will I try to. But there is one thing I know you can’t do anymore, and that is resisting me. Do not try to draw strength from past glory, for you only successfully resisted me back then because I never had any intensions of getting laid like I do now if you refuse my offer. I give you to the end of 60 seconds to decide which it’s going to be. Take the girl I have for you, and live happily with her ever after. Or reject her, and we make out passionately before dying.”

It was of a fact that I lacked the strength, or even the will to resist Ogechi if seduced by her. The girl was the kind Kings will give their kingdoms to have. I wondered what came over her that made her resort to such option upon my refusal to go with her idea of choosing me a supposed worthy replacement for her, and the more I pondered on it, the closer it was to 60 seconds. Finally, it was past 60 seconds and I hadn’t said a word, which only meant one thing; that I was ready to board the abomination that would drive me to my grave.

Ogechi stood up from her position opposite me and advanced towards me with the “I’M SORRY” look on her face, and my heart skipped three times in a row. Death was coming, and I could do nothing to avert it. I wished I had time to write about my life before I passed away. At least, it would serve as caution to the wise, and a lesson to the strong. But I never had that opportunity, and there I was, heading to hades in the most unusual way ever, driven down there by my one and only true love.

I had already lost it before Ogechi performed her first three arts of seduction on me, and it was nothing but a go. She came to me on the sofa, and began unbuttoning my shirt. Being fully aware of what the ultimate future held for me, I bent my head and said a prayer in my heart;

Dear Father,
I tried my best to climb up the ladder,
That would have led to where the saints gather,
A place designed only for men that truly matter.

I had made it so far into the skies,
Was supposed to reach the heavens before the set sunrise,
For I was much afraid of how the sun’s heat fries,
But now gravity calls to me, promising safety, but it lies.

Even at the verge of doom, they can still be safety,
Pardon the garment of weakness I’ve put on lately,
Save my soul before it transcends to depths so lengthy,
For Your love is unconditional, and Your grace is always plenty.

Redeemer! Redeemer! The great Lord of the strong,
You are the strength of the weak; You’re merciful all day long,
Look down upon me with mercy, and forgive all my wrong,
Take me to paradise like You did to the thief beside the cross You hung

After making that prayer, I relaxed every bit of me on the sofa with absolute calmness. All of me responded positively to Ogechi’s touch, but all of a sudden, from nowhere I managed to gather the strength to say the words; “I WILL.” Only my mouth spoke the words. No other part of me was in agreement with the idea. As soon as Ogechi heard that, she retreated hurriedly like she never really meant to do it in the first place.

“Thank you so much, Jesusboy. My joy will now be complete” she said extremely glad”

“After I managed to return from the height she had taken me to without crashing, I opened my mouth and asked;

“Now you’ve got what you wanted. I just pray the girl in question is as pretty as you are from inside out. If not, count me out.”

“Of course she is. And you’ll definitely love her” Ogechi said confidently

“If you say so. So who is she? And what’s her name?”

“She’s someone you know quite well. Her name is Cynthia”

To be continued.[/b]
Lovely, Jesusboi, God bless u, u ve been making so Happy since friday.. Ur write up is tha bomb. Thumps up
HealthIS MOSQUITO AN ANIMAL? I NEED CLARITY by AlPicapcI(op): 11:13am On Apr 24, 2015
Tomorrow (25TH APRIL, 2015) is WORLD MALARIA DAY and a circular needs to published in the company's intranet, Outlook and notice board alike.

The issue on ground is the argument as per whether A MOSQUITO IS AN ANIMAL.

Kindly air your view, its a Boss vs Surbordinate argument.
CultureRe: A List Of Igbo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by AlPicapcI(m): 6:38pm On Apr 23, 2015
Am Ibo and I love it.
PoliticsRe: Gov T.A Orji, Metuh Force Abia Returning Officer To Reverse Cancellation by AlPicapcI(m): 10:48pm On Apr 12, 2015
GOD in His infinite mercy will liberate my ppl from all this PDP thieves in Jesus Name.
















AMEN.
SportsRe: Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Posts Bed Time Photo by AlPicapcI(m): 12:05pm On Apr 11, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:
Go to hell Mikel!!! angry cry
Did his driver dump u?
Jokes EtcRe: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by AlPicapcI(m): 11:52am On Apr 11, 2015
I am Ibo
I am Abian
I am Nigerian
I am heaven bound



Is not my making na Jehovah ordained.
EducationRe: Facts About Africa by AlPicapcI(m): 11:48am On Apr 10, 2015
sweet!! i love current/historical affairs. Thanks.
FamilyA Trend For Indigenes Of Lagoon State by AlPicapcI(op): 11:25am On Apr 10, 2015
Ibo kwenu! Ibo Kwenu!! Ibo kwezuenuuuuu!!!!!!

Lets us all come together and draft a means on how to start live on the lagoon, one of our brothers has set up a swimming academy thereby enabling us to get certified within 48hrs. Sandfilling has started already by one of us on the Eko Atlantic.

Feel free to add yours.




NDI OFE NMANU KEEP OFF!!
PoliticsGovernor Fashola Addresses Lagosians On April 11th Gubernitorial Election. by AlPicapcI(op): 8:09pm On Apr 08, 2015
Dear Lagosians,

First let me thank you all for turning out to vote on the 28th March 2015 and for doing so peacefully to make history by electing the All Progressives Congress candidates in the Presidential and National Assembly elections.

Once again, I must address you as we approach Saturday’s elections, when you will be electing a Governor who will continue after me and consolidate on the progress we have built together.

You will also be electing members of the State House of Assembly who will make laws on your behalf to assist the Governor and his team in the Executive arm.

Although your votes will be cast for one political party or the other, let me remind you that you will actually be voting for your wellbeing, security, prosperity and future.

You will also be voting for the future of your children. You will be choosing candidates and a party that you will entrust your lives to.

Think hard, think clearly, think deeply. Ask yourselves a few questions.

Who has shown a better record and example of protecting and securing you between the political parties?

Which of the parties cares more when disasters happen?

What is the record of the parties as it relates to the promises they have made to you in the past?

Which of the parties do you see regularly and which one do you see once in a while?

Which of the parties do you see when your life or property is threatened by epidemics like Ebola or by unfortunate accidents like plane crashes?

Which of the parties is showing that you can become home-owners without knowing anybody?

Which party has responsibility for providing electricity for you, and which one is taking up the responsibility to light up your streets and communities at night?

Which of them cares more about your children and their safety?

Indeed ask yourself; which of the parties threatened you with thugs on that sad Monday of March 16th and which is seeking to protect you by supporting the police; with patrol vehicles, fuel and other equipment?

Ask yourself when last you saw the Federal Fire Service in Lagos. The proud men and women of the Lagos State Fire Service have taken over admirably.

Ask yourself who should be supporting the police and who is actually doing it?

Dear Lagosians, your choice of who to vote for will be easy if you answer these questions within yourself honestly.

Indeed, you have clear choices to make between parties that use your resources to develop your society and community on the one hand, and the party that chooses to bring money to you for distribution when election beckons.

So you can choose between schools for your children, hospitals for your community, roads for your transportation or in the alternative, you can choose to have these services monetized once in four years.

Remember, that choices have consequences and your vote will decide the choice that shapes your lives.

Dear Lagosians, it is tempting to take the right and opportunity to vote for granted. It is tempting to think that it is too much trouble.

I agree that the process can be made much easier. But it is no excuse to refuse to vote.

Out of 5.8 million registered voters and 3.8 million PVC collections, only about 1.5 million turned out to vote, on the 28th March 2015.

Think of all the pain, the effort, the sleepless nights it took to get the PVCs to you. Think of the best way to show that the effort was not wasted or in vain.

It seems to me that the best way is to have all these 3.8 Million voters come out to vote.

By refusing to vote, you surrender decision making to a few and you will be bound by the consequences of your choices.

By refusing to vote, you do a great disservice to many who have lived before you, who fought very hard at great personal costs to themselves, to earn you this right.

By refusing to vote, you dishonour the sacrifice of patriots before you who fought for the right to vote.

Remember that when they were fighting for the right to vote, they were not fighting for yesterday, they were fighting for today and tomorrow.

They have handed today to you and I, can we secure tomorrow for the next generation?

Remember that since the capital of Nigeria was moved from Lagos 24 years ago in December 1991, Lagos has been abandoned by the Federal Government.

Ask yourself when the last major new road in Lagos was built by the Federal Government. It was the 3rd Mainland Bridge completed in 1990.

The assets the Federal Government left behind almost became a burden but for our resilience to maintain them. Today the Federal Government is owing Lagos N51 Billion which remains unpaid.

This is not in accord with the spirit of the promise made to Lagos when the Federal Government first declared Abuja as the capital in 1976.

The Head-of-State at the time, the late Gen Murtala Muhammed, said then and I quote him:

“…Lagos will, in the foreseeable future, remain the nation’s commercial capital and one of its nerve centres. But in terms of servicing the present infrastructure alone the committed amount of money and effort required will be such that Lagos State will not be ready to cope.

(But we have coped at great sacrifice)

“It will even be unfair to expect the state to bear this heavy burden on its own. It is therefore necessary for the Federal Government to continue to sustain the substantial investment in the area. The port facilities and other economic activities in the Lagos area have to be expanded.

“There is need in the circumstances for the Federal Government to maintain a special defence and security arrangement in Lagos which will henceforth be designated a special area. These arrangements will be carefully worked out and written into the new constitution. Kaduna and Port Harcourt are to be accorded similar status and designated as Special Areas…”

Sadly, no Federal Government and indeed not the PDP Government has done anything to redeem that promise for the 16 years it was in power or to protect Lagos.

Instead of assisting Lagos, they attacked her. If you remember FERMA, in 2006, the same PDP seized your Local Government money and resisted the attempt to bring Government closer to you by creating more local Governments

On Monday 16th March 2015, the same PDP continued in their tradition of assaulting Lagos. Their supporters took over a major road in Lagos and threatened your peace and security.

On Wednesday 18th March 2015, the President-Elect, Muhammadu Buhari came to Lagos and said Lagos will receive compensation for the role she has played in maintaining Federal Government Assets.

Yesterday on Tuesday the 7th of April 2015, he was here in Lagos in his first political engagement since he became President-Elect and he reiterated his commitment to support Lagos.

This is what I will vote for. This is what I urge you to think about as you vote on Saturday.

This is the place that every Nigerian calls his home. It is the home of displaced people. It is the place where the homeless arrive and are made welcome.

It is the place where generations of Nigerians have arrived without knowing anybody but have, through the opportunities and inclusion, become somebody.

This is the place where the Late Chief Adeniran Ogunsanya and Owelle Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe consummated the handshake across the Niger and played politics without bitterness.

Tell those who try to divide us that our greatest strength has always been our diversity.

Tell them that you feel safe here, and that I have continuously assured you of your safety as the basis of our mutual co-existence.

Tell them that our waterways have been assets of prosperity and sustenance, for transport, recreation and fishing and they will remain so.

Let nobody now attempt to re-write that history for you.

When they reel out false statistics about Lagos, please ask them the statistics about the places they governed for 16 years.

When they reel out statistics, please remind them that those statistics don’t stand in isolation, they are the burden of a whole nation and many parts of West Africa that Lagos state bears.

When they promise you heaven and earth, remember their broken promises on power, security and many more.

Ask them to show you a plan, if they can produce one, which is doubtful, ask them whether they have implemented it elsewhere.

Tell them that you have seen the Lagos Development plan for 2012 – 2025, that the Lagos Light Rail Project, the Adiyan Water Works Phase II of 75 Million gallons a day, the solar power for all schools and many more which are part of the plans for you and your children and which are already being implemented.

Tell them that you will vote to keep a plan that you can see, that is already working, instead of a plan that you have not seen.

Ask them what happened to Vision 20:20, to the 7-Point Agenda and to Transformation.

Tell them that your bird in hand will not be traded for a dozen unseen birds in the bush.

Tell them that this election is not about money, tell them that it is not about ethnicity and it is not about religion.

Tell them that this election is about the place you call your home, the place you earn your living and the place where your investments are the safest.

Tell them that you will not play ethnic or religious politics with your survival. Tell them that you will not vote with anger.

Tell them that you will vote with common sense and for experience.

Tell them that you have seen Lagos survive without Federal support, and you wish to see her flourish with Federal support.

That will be the most historic thing you will have done, putting Lagos in the centre with your votes.

History and tomorrow beckons. Don’t turn your backs.

Babatunde Raji Fashola, SAN
Governor of Lagos State.
Nairaland General25 Things You Can Learn In 10mins by AlPicapcI(op): 6:57pm On Apr 08, 2015
1. Primacy and recency: People most remember the first and last things to occur, and barely the middle.

When scheduling an interview, ask what times the employer is interviewing and try to be first or last.

2. If you work in a bar or in customer service of any kind ...

... Put a mirror behind you at the counter. This way, angry customers who approach you will have to see themselves in the mirror behind you, and the chances of them behaving irrationally lowers significantly.

3. Once you make the sales pitch, don't say anything else.

This works in sales, but it can also be applied in other ways. My boss at an old job was training me and just giving me pointers. I was working at a gym trying to sell memberships. He told me that once I got all the small talk out of the way and presented the prices, that the first person to talk will lose. It didn't seem like a big deal but it actually worked. Often there were long periods of awkward silence as the person tried to come up with some excuse, but usually they bought.

4. If you ask someone a question and they only partially answer, just wait.

If you stay silent and keep eye contact they will usually continue talking.

5. Chew gum when you're approaching a situation that would make you nervous, like public speaking or bungee jumping.

If we are eating, something in our brain reasons, "I would not be eating if I were danger. So I'm not in danger." It has helped me to stay calm a few times.

6. People will always remember not what you said, but how you made them feel.

Also, most people like talking about themselves, so ask lots of questions about them.

7. When you're learning something new, teach it to a friend. Let them ask questions about it.

If you're able to teach something well, you can be sure that you've understood it very well.

8. If you get yourself to be really happy and excited to see other people, they will react the same to you.

It doesn't always happen the first time, but it will definitely happen next time.

9. The physical effects of stress — breathing and heart rate — are almost identical to the physical effects of courage.

When you're feeling stressed from any situation, immediately reframe it: Your body is getting ready to be courageous, it is NOT feeling stressed.

10. Pay attention to people's feet.

If you approach two people in the middle of a conversation, and they only turn their torsos and not their feet, they don't want you to join in the conversation. Similarly, if you are in a conversation with a coworker who you think is paying attention to you and his or her torso is turned towards you but their feet are facing in another direction, they want the conversation to end.

11. Fake it 'til you make it. Confidence is more important than knowledge.

Don't be intimidated by anyone, everyone is playing a role and wearing a mask.

12. If you pretend to be something for long enough, you will eventually become it.

13. Not to be creepy, but if you want to stare at someone unashamedly, look directly past them and wait for them to try and meet your eyes.

When they fail to do that, they'll look around (usually nervously for a second). They won't look at you again for some time. This is your chance to straight up stare at this person for at least 45 seconds.

14. Build a network.

Become people's information source, and let them be yours. Even grabbing a beer with a former colleague once a year will keep you in the loop at the old office. A former coworker might have gotten a new position at that company where you've always wanted to work. Great! Go to them for a beer, and ask about the company. It's all about connections and information.

15. If you are angry at the person in front of you who's driving like a grandmother ...

Pretend it is your grandmother — it will significantly reduce your road rage

16. Stand up straight.

No slouching, hands out of pockets, and head held up high. It's not just a cliche — you literally feel better and people around you feel more confident in you.

17. Avoid saying "I think" and "I believe" unless absolutely necessary.

These are phrases that do not evoke confidence, and will literally do you no good.

18. When feeling anxious, clean up your home or work space.

You will feel happier and more accomplished than before.

19. Always buy the first pitcher or round of drinks.

You'd be surprised how long you can drink on the phrase "I bought the first one."

20. Going into an interview ... be interested in your interviewers.

If you focus on learning about them, you seem more interesting and dynamic. (Again, people love to talk about themselves.)

21. Pay attention, parents: Always give your kid a choice that makes them think they are in control.

For instance, when I want my son to put his shoes on, I say, "Do you want to put on your Star Wars shoes or your shark shoes?"

Pro-tip: In some cases, this works on adults.

22. Your actions affect your attitudes more than your attitudes affect your actions.

As my former teacher said, "You can jump and dance FOR joy, but you can also jump and dance yourself joyful."

23. When a group of people laugh, people will instinctively look at the person they feel closest to in that group.

24. If you want to build rapport or gain someone's trust quickly, match their body posture and position.

If someone is sitting with her legs crossed, cross your legs. If they're leaning away from you lean away from them. If they're leaning towards you, lean towards them. Mirroring and matching body position is a subconscious way to tell if someone trusts you or is comfortable with you. If you're sitting with your arms crossed and you notice someone else is sitting with her arms crossed, that is a good indicator that you have/are successfully built/building rapport with that person.

25. The Benjamin Franklin Effect (suggested by Matt Miller).

The pencil one may seem far-fetched, but I find the basis of it (the Benjamin Franklin effect) is very useful and extends far beyond pencil borrowing. This knowledge is useful in the world of flirting too.

Asking a girl in your class if you can borrow a pencil or her notes or to explain the homework will make her more likely to like you than if you let her borrow your stuff or are the one to help her. Even just asking a girl to buy you drinks (facetiously) leaves a much bigger impression than offering to or actually buying a girl a drink. The best part is that it kills three birds with one stone: You get the advantages of the favor itself, the person subconsciously likes you more, and it makes them more open to future favors and conversation.
PoliticsApc Rigged Lagos Election by AlPicapcI(op): 11:19am On Apr 03, 2015
Former minister of Defence and current minister of foreign affairs Musiliu Obanikoro live on 99.3 Nigerian Info.

Accuses APC of election fraud.

TURN IN NOW.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Takes Selfie With Beautiful Women In Abuja (photo) by AlPicapcI(m): 7:17pm On Apr 01, 2015
I fit find babe go north now. Yesssssss.
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by AlPicapcI(m): 10:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
Gej Don put hand for cow yash.... ASARI dey cotonu dey flex, na otuoke em go go now.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins Jonathan In Lagos With A Close Margin - Omoyele Sowore by AlPicapcI(m): 6:57pm On Mar 30, 2015
giantstrides:
GEJ lost 5 out of six states in the south west, unbelievable, where are the six million votes promised to him by Gani Adams and Co ?
Yahoo... Wire Wire. 9 billion naira. Burn.
CelebritiesRe: Ronke Oshodi-oke Laments The Big Size Of Her Boobs: “I Spend N10,000 On A Bra” by AlPicapcI(m): 12:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
Na rubbish they come FP at this moment of Nigeria decide, becoming childs place.........mtwwwww.















Meanwhile,

Sai Baba
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Warns Nigerians Against Allowing Buhari To Be Rigged Out! by AlPicapcI(m): 7:16am On Mar 30, 2015
OsHYBRID:
liars....Obasanjo said he doesn't do social networks. APC is losing, only their e-rats believe otherwise
Patience pls....
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Results For Lagos (updates) by AlPicapcI(m): 7:14am On Mar 30, 2015
bigtt76:
How come no news about Ambode as in we nor see any photograph of him or his goons voting grin at least we saw Jagaban, Fashola and Jimmy K
I saw him on queue.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Hottest Babes by AlPicapcI(m): 4:11pm On Mar 28, 2015
Nokialumia720:
obviously the guy have never been to unizik. Our girls are very hot and sexy especially those that stays in tempsite.
And igbotic
HealthRe: What Can Cause This?? by AlPicapcI(m): 5:06pm On Mar 27, 2015
uselessgoat:
[size=18pt] undecided

REDUCE THE QUANTITY OF DICKS YOU CONSUME MONTHLY AND ALSO TRY SOME HERBS


IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC undecided[/size]
You are useless for real. BRAT!
PoliticsRe: PATIENCE Jonathan Endorses Buhari By Mistake by AlPicapcI(m): 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2015
Always high
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry A Man Who Drives An SUV But Lives In A Rented Self Contain? by AlPicapcI(m): 9:56am On Mar 21, 2015
emmyw:
well I don't really blame ladies this days,because they seem to think in one direction.
They think with their puna....
PoliticsRe: Pdp Will Join Us: Alhaji Sanni Dododo by AlPicapcI(m): 9:53am On Mar 21, 2015
PDP is a divided house even their Chairman will decamp soon. "things fall apart when the centre cannot hold"
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Misinformed Nigerians On Aburi ---gowon by AlPicapcI(m): 9:50am On Mar 21, 2015
Why do you choose to explain that now? Don't worry Buhari won't prosecute you, you are too old.
TravelRe: Wait, What? This Is A Seat On An Arik Plane? (photo) by AlPicapcI(m): 9:39am On Mar 12, 2015
chachazzy:
try to differentiate between "there" and "their". Thanks
No disrespect meant.
YOU WEAR BRA FOR EYE?
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by AlPicapcI(m): 6:13am On Feb 28, 2015
MrCork:
.....^^^^^see this okoro boy?? which question?...brother..is it ma fault u don't hav moiney or is it ma fault u nevar been to London or is it ma fault I hav moiney or even sef is it ma fault I drive a £28'000 range rover spot u cannot nevar a aford?

....when u hav YES ansa to ma questions then u can be on ma level (no oofense )
angry
I tot all you've got is boosi? You 've also got mental disorder.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by AlPicapcI(m): 6:04am On Feb 28, 2015
MrCork:
....can they spek English?... Have they even bein to london?.. Goats! angry
Co.ck brain.

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