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 Romance / Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by altim8(m): 10:23pm On Mar 12, 2022 |
The dick is too small or ya pussy is too wide? There is always a pussy for every dick and not every dick for a pussy... Guess his doesn't match yours. |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Type Fast For This Job? Please Help! by altim8(m): 10:50pm On May 04, 2021 |
Place ya hands on the home keys and feel the rhythm... Flow with the tide. U have to believe in yourself. Am also a typist... A touch typist. Whenever it enters my head, my nine fingers flow. Just believe you can do it... It will be done. Feel the keys men... Feel the keys!!! 2 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Rapist Caught In Ogbia LGA, Bayelsa State by altim8(m): 12:29pm On Nov 04, 2020 |
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| Crime / Rapist Caught In Ogbia LGA, Bayelsa State by altim8(m): 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2020 |
The Elebele community vigilante in Ogbia Local Government Area, Bayelsa state has apprehended one suspect Aliyu Umar for raping. It was gathered that Aliyu Umar who hails from Kastina state was caught this morning while raping a little girl in the community. The victim identified as Chineye was seen bleeding before she was rushed to a nearby clinic. The suspect Aliyu Umar has since been handed over to the police at Kolo station in Ogbia council. |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Commenced Issuence Of Provisional Offers Of Employment To 1050 GT by altim8(m): 6:45pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Congrats to those who were given the provisional letters... As for me, if I receive such message, it will be a miracle. Meanwhile This VAR called Supreme Court just broke the heart of Bayelsans. I advise they should cancel election and start appointing people that will represent us based on their supposed qualifications. I rest my case!!! 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Son Butchered His Mother To Death In Bayelsa State. Graphic Content by altim8(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
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| Crime / Re: Son Butchered His Mother To Death In Bayelsa State. Graphic Content by altim8(m): 7:23pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
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| Crime / Son Butchered His Mother To Death In Bayelsa State. Graphic Content by altim8(m): 7:22pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
The ugly incident happened today, 22nd September, 2019 at Agbura community in Bayelsa State. The victim was attacked by her son who many believed has been mentally unstable for sometime now. Details later.
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| Politics / Re: The Only Bridge Linking Ogbia Communities Collapses In Elebele Community by altim8(m): 5:36pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
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| Politics / The Only Bridge Linking Ogbia Communities Collapses In Elebele Community by altim8(m): 11:50am On Sep 05, 2019 |
Hello Nairalanders... Hope this news makes first page. The image here shows a collapsed bridge linking Ogbia communities in Bayelsa State. Ogbia is a Local Government in Bayelsa where the formal President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan hails from. I am using this medium to call on the authorities concerned to look into the matter on ground. |
| Politics / Re: The Only Bridge Linking Ogbia Communities Collapses In Elebele Community by altim8(m): 11:43am On Sep 05, 2019 |
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| Politics / The Only Bridge Linking Ogbia Communities Collapses In Elebele Community by altim8(m): 11:42am On Sep 05, 2019 |
Hello Nairalanders... Hope this news makes first page. The image here shows a collapsed bridge linking Ogbia communities in Bayelsa State. Ogbia is a Local Government in Bayelsa where the formal President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan hails from. I am using this medium to call on the authorities concerned to look into the matter on ground. |
| Politics / Re: Osinbajo Testifies In Church For God's Protection And Victory At The Polls by altim8(m): 9:20pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
GREATESTPIANIST:Goat |
| Politics / Re: Osinbajo Testifies In Church For God's Protection And Victory At The Polls by altim8(m): 7:42pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Buhari will soon kick u away from government with his left leg. Then u will give same testimony of how ur life was spared since u took the option of resigning as the spare tyre of this government. Fake pastors every where we go!!! |
| Religion / Re: Breaking Free From Masturbation by altim8(m): 8:28am On Feb 24, 2019 |
Masturbation has a way of wrecking the hell out of someone's life. Its a weapon that is capable of halting God's blessings or possibly delay it. Nice one!!! 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: What Goodluck Jonathan Did To Me In 2015 – Amaechi by altim8(m): 7:29pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
When he looses the 2019 election and leaves, we will consider him more democratic than GEJ and Donald Trump will be made to apologizing for calling him lifeless. Until then, he remains undemocratic and lifeless. FeBuhari do come make we vote a pAtikular president. |
| Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: Daily Trust Newspaper Opinion Poll by altim8(m): 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
Jilo83: 14 million out of 170million is a bad result. Atiku will win the vote of even the unborn. The force that will blow Atiku into power will come as a rude shock to Bubu... By the way the Northerners in the south are saying that they can't wait to vote Buhari out of power. Where then will the 14million come from? |
| Health / Re: Okoro Taram Battles Breasts Cancer. by altim8(m): 7:17pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
More information on her facebook page. Okoto Taram... Please join us to help her!!! |
| Health / Okoro Taram Battles Breasts Cancer. by altim8(m): 7:10pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
Life oh life please don't let death consume my good friend. Oh God of Bishop Oyedepo help this friend of mine. Friends I just went on Facebook to check on updates only to found out my friend is suffering from Breasts Cancer. Please I honestly wish this makes first page as she really needs help. Below is her statement My name is Taram Okoto, aged 22, i graduated from Niger Delta University, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria, in 2017, i noticed a painless lump in my left breast during my final year in school, that was 2016 and i went to the hospital and they said they would perform a lumpectomy which was to remove the lump from my breast, so i had it removed, through a surgery, and later on a biopsy was done and the doctors confirmed that it was a cancerous growth, the result said it is, (positive for malignancy) invasive ductal carcinoma, and i would have to cut off the entire breast to be able to avoid it spreading to other parts of my body, and to save my life. So after my final exams, and project defense, I went home, I couldn't go for my clearance in school with my fellow course mates because everything I had was invested in drugs for pain and different tests and scans, that I had to do. I started living on painkillers, because there was so much pain, the doctors said the case was very rare because of how young I was, i was only 20 years old then. Another lump appeared and started growing very fast, it has now become massive in size, and has taken over my whole breast, cysts have grown all over the breast. I am currently in a lot of pain,I can barely do anything on my own, my family has taken me to a lot of hospitals and we have seen a lot of specialists, hoping to get another option that didn't involve cutting of my breast, but they all said that was my only option, the mass has become so big that I cannot even be operated without starting chemotherapy for about 3 months, to shrink the mass first and then the surgery before continuing another round of chemotherapy after the operation, and then radiotherapy to finalize everything, I have a 5 year old son. We appeal for your help, for my operation to save my life, so I can complete everything concerning my education and be able to take care of my son, any donation made will be really appreciated. Thank you, and God bless you
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| Health / Okoro Taram Battles Breasts Cancer. by altim8(m): 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
Life oh life please don't let death consume my good friend. Oh God of Bishop Oyedepo help this friend of mine. Friends I just went on Facebook to check on updates only to found out my friend is suffering from Breasts Cancer. Please I honestly wish this makes first page as she really needs help. Below is her statement My name is Taram Okoto, aged 22, i graduated from Niger Delta University, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria, in 2017, i noticed a painless lump in my left breast during my final year in school, that was 2016 and i went to the hospital and they said they would perform a lumpectomy which was to remove the lump from my breast, so i had it removed, through a surgery, and later on a biopsy was done and the doctors confirmed that it was a cancerous growth, the result said it is, (positive for malignancy) invasive ductal carcinoma, and i would have to cut off the entire breast to be able to avoid it spreading to other parts of my body, and to save my life. So after my final exams, and project defense, I went home, I couldn't go for my clearance in school with my fellow course mates because everything I had was invested in drugs for pain and different tests and scans, that I had to do. I started living on painkillers, because there was so much pain, the doctors said the case was very rare because of how young I was, i was only 20 years old then. Another lump appeared and started growing very fast, it has now become massive in size, and has taken over my whole breast, cysts have grown all over the breast. I am currently in a lot of pain,I can barely do anything on my own, my family has taken me to a lot of hospitals and we have seen a lot of specialists, hoping to get another option that didn't involve cutting of my breast, but they all said that was my only option, the mass has become so big that I cannot even be operated without starting chemotherapy for about 3 months, to shrink the mass first and then the surgery before continuing another round of chemotherapy after the operation, and then radiotherapy to finalize everything, I have a 5 year old son. We appeal for your help, for my operation to save my life, so I can complete everything concerning my education and be able to take care of my son, any donation made will be really appreciated. Thank you, and God bless you |
| Health / Re: Okoro Taram Battles Breast Cancer by altim8(m): 6:36pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
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| Health / Okoro Taram Battles Breast Cancer by altim8(m): 6:34pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
Life oh life please don't let death consume my good friend. Oh God of Bishop Oyedepo help this friend of mine. Friends I just went on Facebook to check on updates only to found out my friend is suffering from Breasts Cancer. Please I honestly wish this makes first page as she really needs help. Below is her statement My name is Taram Okoto, aged 22, i graduated from Niger Delta University, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria, in 2017, i noticed a painless lump in my left breast during my final year in school, that was 2016 and i went to the hospital and they said they would perform a lumpectomy which was to remove the lump from my breast, so i had it removed, through a surgery, and later on a biopsy was done and the doctors confirmed that it was a cancerous growth, the result said it is, (positive for malignancy) invasive ductal carcinoma, and i would have to cut off the entire breast to be able to avoid it spreading to other parts of my body, and to save my life. So after my final exams, and project defense, I went home, I couldn't go for my clearance in school with my fellow course mates because everything I had was invested in drugs for pain and different tests and scans, that I had to do. I started living on painkillers, because there was so much pain, the doctors said the case was very rare because of how young I was, i was only 20 years old then. Another lump appeared and started growing very fast, it has now become massive in size, and has taken over my whole breast, cysts have grown all over the breast. I am currently in a lot of pain,I can barely do anything on my own, my family has taken me to a lot of hospitals and we have seen a lot of specialists, hoping to get another option that didn't involve cutting of my breast, but they all said that was my only option, the mass has become so big that I cannot even be operated without starting chemotherapy for about 3 months, to shrink the mass first and then the surgery before continuing another round of chemotherapy after the operation, and then radiotherapy to finalize everything, I have a 5 year old son. We appeal for your help, for my operation to save my life, so I can complete everything concerning my education and be able to take care of my son, any donation made will be really appreciated. Thank you, and God bless you. |
| Politics / Re: 'We Will Resist Any Attempt To Illegally Impeach Saraki' – Senator Gyunka by altim8(m): 8:50pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Senator Osho baba!!! 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by altim8(m): 4:45pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
lielbree:4.35 pm: Ogilolo Ward 11 Unit 9 APC: 186 PDP: 2 ............................................ 4.19 pm: Olori Ago Unit 4, Ward 3, Ikere APC: 67 PDP: 161 .......................... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by altim8(m): 4:40pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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| Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by altim8(m): 4:08pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
[quote author=altim8 post=69375098]------------------------ Voting point 2, Renu Orisajewi (Polling unit 05, ward 02) PDP - 123 APC - 32 PDC - 1 AD - 1 PPA - 2 ------------------------ Ikun Oba unit, Ekiti East (Unit 08, ward 11) PDP - 143 APC - 114 ------------------------ Ward 6, Unit 4 Okeyinmi in Ado Ekiti APC - 118 PDP - 103 ------------------------ OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 APC - 66 PDP - 133  Unconfirmed election result from OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.54 pm: Unconfirmed election results Agbado Oyo ward 4, unit 004 APC - 86 PPA - 1 PDP - 130 Rejected - 5 ------------------------ PU 14, ward 10 Ijan, Gbonyin LGA PDP - 127 APC - 95 ADA - 2 DPC - 1 Void - 0 ------------------------------- Ward 6 Unit 2 Okeyinmi area of Ado Ekiti PDP - 138 APC - 118 Ilejemeje, Ijeshamodu unit 001 PDP - 46 APC - 34 Eda Oniyo unit 002 PDP - 36 APC - 20 Eda Obada unit 002 PDP - 50 APC - 18 Onibode ward 10 unit 7 PDP - 56 APC - 42 Ido/Osi Orin/Ora ward unit 3 PDP - 82 APC - 30 Orin Farm settlement unit 2 PDP - 35 APC - 17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Update -------------------------------------------Below are some unconfirmed results from the Ekiti governorship election. It should be noted that these results are not official as INEC is yet to release official results of the poll. 3.55pm: Ward 4 Unit 7 Ijigbo roundabout APC: 120 PDP: 120 ...................................... 3.19 pm: PDP wins in Fayose’s polling unit in Afao-Ekiti APC - 106 PDP - 304 ------------------------ Renu Orisajewi 2: Voting Point 1 APC - 49 PPP - 1 PDP - 108 ------------------------ Voting point 2, Renu Orisajewi (Polling unit 05, ward 02) PDP - 123 APC - 32 PDC - 1 AD - 1 PPA - 2 ------------------------ Ikun Oba unit, Ekiti East (Unit 08, ward 11) PDP - 143 APC - 114 ------------------------ Ward 6, Unit 4 Okeyinmi in Ado Ekiti APC - 118 PDP - 103 ------------------------ OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 APC - 66 PDP - 133  Unconfirmed election result from OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.54 pm: Unconfirmed election results Agbado Oyo ward 4, unit 004 APC - 86 PPA - 1 PDP - 130 Rejected - 5 ------------------------ PU 14, ward 10 Ijan, Gbonyin LGA PDP - 127 APC - 95 ADA - 2 DPC - 1 Void - 0 ------------------------------- Ward 6 Unit 2 Okeyinmi area of Ado Ekiti PDP - 138 APC - 118 Ilejemeje, Ijeshamodu unit 001 PDP - 46 APC - 34 Eda Oniyo unit 002 PDP - 36 APC - 20 Eda Obada unit 002 PDP - 50 APC - 18 Onibode ward 10 unit 7 PDP - 56 APC - 42 Ido/Osi Orin/Ora ward unit 3 PDP - 82 APC - 30 Orin Farm settlement unit 2 PDP - 35 APC - 17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (Unofficial) by altim8(m): 3:50pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
------------------------ Voting point 2, Renu Orisajewi (Polling unit 05, ward 02) PDP - 123 APC - 32 PDC - 1 AD - 1 PPA - 2 ------------------------ Ikun Oba unit, Ekiti East (Unit 08, ward 11) PDP - 143 APC - 114 ------------------------ Ward 6, Unit 4 Okeyinmi in Ado Ekiti APC - 118 PDP - 103 ------------------------ OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 APC - 66 PDP - 133  Unconfirmed election result from OISA-Agbegede Ward 2, Unit 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.54 pm: Unconfirmed election results Agbado Oyo ward 4, unit 004 APC - 86 PPA - 1 PDP - 130 Rejected - 5 ------------------------ PU 14, ward 10 Ijan, Gbonyin LGA PDP - 127 APC - 95 ADA - 2 DPC - 1 Void - 0 ------------------------------- Ward 6 Unit 2 Okeyinmi area of Ado Ekiti PDP - 138 APC - 118 Ilejemeje, Ijeshamodu unit 001 PDP - 46 APC - 34 Eda Oniyo unit 002 PDP - 36 APC - 20 Eda Obada unit 002 PDP - 50 APC - 18 Onibode ward 10 unit 7 PDP - 56 APC - 42 Ido/Osi Orin/Ora ward unit 3 PDP - 82 APC - 30 Orin Farm settlement unit 2 PDP - 35 APC - 17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime / Tragedy As Ss1 Female Stabs Classmate In The Eye For Refusing To Join Cult by altim8(m): 8:51am On Apr 30, 2018 |
A suspected female cultist and her gang members have damaged the right eye of one secondary school student in Otuoke, Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa State. The victim at the hospital Josephine, a suspected female cultist and her gang members have allegedly damaged the right eye of one Lilian Friday, who is an SS1 student of Community Secondary School Otuoke, Bayelsa State yesterday evening. The suspected cultist, also an SS1 student of the same secondary school is said to have been mounting pressure and persuading Lilian to join her cult group, but she declined persistently. According to Benson, the victim's uncle, Lilian was attacked late yesterday, while returning from his place. He said Lilian met her classmate on the way and she insisted that she must join her cult group, her persistent refusal provoked the suspect and she vodidisfigure Lillian's face. Consequently, the two classmates started fighting, and then the suspect alerted her gang members, who came along and had the victim held to the ground, stabbed her right eye and then took off. Efforts to arrest the suspect have not been successful, as the Otuoke community is yet to grant arrest warrant to the parents of the victim, because it is against their practice for someone to make arrest in the community without the approval of its leadership.
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| Crime / Another Young Gallant Soldier Goes Home by altim8(m): 9:29pm On Apr 07, 2018 |
I just got wind of the demise of my x-student who later became a gallant soldier in whom I was well pleased. Its shocking that u are no more. Rest on. Its hard to come to terms with the fact that u have crossed to the other side. Goodnight brother. Its a major blow for the family of Godspower in Elebele community, Bayelsa State!!!
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| Religion / Re: My Encounter With A Fraudster Masquerading As Apostle Johnson Suleman by altim8(m): 6:38pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
He quickly removed me. God help us!!!
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| Religion / My Encounter With A Fraudster Masquerading As Apostle Johnson Suleman by altim8(m): 6:31pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
It's just terrible the extent people are willing to go just to meet their daily breads. In a period such as this when meeting great men of God is difficult to come by, someone, a fraud feels he can take me off balance but the hunger in me made me think fast & to God's glory I overcame it. Am posting this for the benefit of the public that these fraudsters have changed their modules operandi. Beware of them!!!
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| Romance / Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by altim8(m): 8:12am On Feb 23, 2018 |
Nollywood. It's all staged. Where did he get the water jar from? The said man wasn't soaked... But if it's true, chop another Kpormor & get evicted like those in bb9ja... |
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