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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Compares Pastor Adeboye To Najwa Zebian, A Muslim Lady by altim8(m): 9:33am On Dec 31, 2017
While Najwa Zebian is guarded by common knowledge while writing, Pastor Adeboye is guarded by the Holy Ghost. Take it or leave it. Very soon, this freeze of a guy will be frozen by spiritual powers that will require those with spiritual connections to help him. Keep flexing ya right we will hear the story on this platform very soon!!!

Exodus 22:18King James Version (KJV)

18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Politics / Re: Restructuring: South-East And South-South Governors Meet In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by altim8(m): 11:07pm On Nov 27, 2017
The meeting which was chaired by Mr. Emmanuel Udom, Governor of Cross Rivers State discussed issues like restructuring, unity of the region and other critical issues affecting the region and the nation at large.


The last time I checked, Mr. Emmanuel Udom was the governor of Akwaibom state while Ben ayade was the governor of cross river state
Politics / Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Statue By Rochas Okorocha In Imo. Nigerians React (Photo) by altim8(m): 7:21pm On Nov 15, 2017
After receiving that slap from the ghost, this governor started putting up statues of African leaders. I feel for am!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Coup Rumors In Zimbabwe, Tanks Head To Harare Over Mugabe's Row With Army by altim8(m): 6:34pm On Nov 14, 2017
Let's see how the sleeping president goes through this!!!
Health / Re: I Think I Am Infected With Gonorrhea by altim8(m): 10:14pm On Sep 24, 2017
Oboy... U don hammer

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Crime / Re: HIV Positive Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Rivers State (Photos) by altim8(m): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2017
The work of alere determine strip...it could be a case of false positive...
Politics / Re: New Minimum Wage: NASS Ready, Waiting For Executive – Saraki by altim8(m): 6:59pm On Aug 04, 2017
In Seriake Dickson's voice..."useless people...come force us to pay... We are even paying one and a half month salary out of the six months from Paris fund...Try nonsense we will be paying 1/4th every 2 months... Recession is the best thing that has happened 2 Nigeria...bayelsa is in my pocket.''
Family / Re: She Told Me A Very Dark Secret, Should I Still Marry Her? by altim8(m): 9:50am On Jul 22, 2017
Oboy!!! Na simple case be that. Chop the Kpormor first... If u fall for d well, bounce but if u hang somewhere around the well then it's good 2go...

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Politics / Re: LIVE! God Has Revealed To Fr Mbaka Nig 'll Break Up, Nobody Can Stop It by altim8(m): 8:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
My own prophesy


Doubt if need be but this name will be remembered!!!

I see mass exodus in different parts of the country... I don't see Buhari back to power... Only the south south will witness peace..

God save this country from the catastrophe that is about consuming it!!!
Health / Re: Obituary Of Paul Arisa, Viral Cancer Patient Who Died Recently by altim8(m): 7:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
Rip bro... Life is indeed a market place, some arrive early and leave late, others arrive late but leave early while some just peep and go. Sometimes I wonder why all the struggles when at the end...death!!!

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady With So Much Tattoos Like This? (viral Photos) by altim8(m): 10:33pm On Jun 01, 2017
If mama dey like this how their first daughter go come dey? Well... I trust my mama. By d time she give her eye contact, those tattoos go just erase itself!!!
Politics / Re: PDP Chairmanship: News Of Supreme Court Judgment Was False by altim8(m): 7:32pm On May 31, 2017
Time to vote. Click like if u want Ahmed Makarfi and share if u want Ali Modu Sheriff to win the case

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Politics / Re: EFCC Seizes George Turnah's House At 2A9 CITEC Estate, Abuja(photos) by altim8(m): 8:51pm On May 30, 2017
Come and pick all of them... They are many in bayelsa. But my advise is don't return any fund recovered to the state government. The governor is the baba himself!!!
Politics / Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by altim8(m): 8:40pm On May 30, 2017
Broke and healthy is better than rich and sick!!!
Romance / Re: My Fiance Just Left Me Due To Genotype Issues by altim8(m): 11:14pm On May 27, 2017
Sweetheart if he had told u he was HIV+ would u have remained with him in d name of love? SS isn't state security but sickle cell... It's an avoidable condition which is worse than HIV OOOO. Pls come to me all AS for I am AA. Nothing do me. No shaking(in two face voice)
Autos / Re: 2007 Toyota Camry CE 2.4L FWD For Sale, Asking Price N3.5m (pictures) by altim8(m): 5:57pm On May 27, 2017
We need more pictures.
Sports / Re: Corpse And Burial Photos Of Saka Abdulazeez Who Slumped & Died During Training by altim8(m): 11:54pm On May 26, 2017
And it ends!!! May it not be your portion and that of our beloved president in Jesus name... Click like to say amen.
Romance / Re: Help! A Lady Is Pregnant For Me But I Don't Love Her by altim8(m): 4:56pm On May 26, 2017
When u dey chuk, u tell us... Now listen, if u know that u can't face the consequence of ya action when belle enters, don't chuk... Only chuk when u know if anything comes out of it u will carry it.

And if a girl isn't a material for marriage for u, don't chuk her!!!
Crime / Re: Driver Absconds With Brown Acura Day After Resuming Work At Park View (pic) by altim8(m): 10:14pm On May 23, 2017
Una self see this kind face with plaster for e head come carry such car give... What do u expect?! N150k for a vehicle running into millions. Una never chi chumptin.

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Romance / Pre Wedding Pictures Of Man United Fans-altim8 by altim8(m): 9:39pm On May 22, 2017
Mehn... When I see people getting married in a Period like this, I raise cap. Anyways Fred will be visiting the altar with faith to say I do.

It's good to be a united fan!!!

Please let's celebrate them the way man utd will be celebrated come 24th (man utd 2:1 victory over Ajax), 26th & 27th( Fred vs faith)

Congrats bro!!!

Politics / Re: Dickson: Jonathan’s Presidency Was A Waste For Ijaws by altim8(m): 4:20pm On May 17, 2017
Kith:
See dickson O, him wey dey owe even half salary dey hard am to pay, what has he done in the state or is it the bridge that GEJ gave him money to do he wants to show us since he has been ruling.

Even the overhead bridge is a waste... If u relax there for 5 mins, the cars that would move over the bridge won't be up to 10... Wasted PDP led government!!!
Politics / Re: Dickson: Jonathan’s Presidency Was A Waste For Ijaws by altim8(m): 4:15pm On May 17, 2017
Useless big dick governor... Speaking out of frustration. This is a man that refused to pay the outstanding salaries owed workers from the 14.5b given to him. Pensioners are owed 9 months. Civil servants 6 months. He travelled out to seek foreign aid for his university & on arrival, stopped at Abuja to lobby for the remainder of the Paris fund but met stiff resistance. Out of frustration he chose to vent his anger on those that have chosen to help the poor pensioners, the harmless workers, the business environment, etc. a Dracula governor with an IQ of a goat. God help those in bayelsa state. I mean this man should hide his head in shame.
Politics / Re: Governors In Aso Rock For Crucial Meeting by altim8(m): 10:38pm On Apr 26, 2017
I wish him well... I wonder why such illness doesn't afflict the big headed governor of bayelsa state!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by altim8(m): 6:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
Na to use leg take calls na e remain!!!
Politics / Re: Governor Dickson Enjoying A Boat Ride In Niger Delta Creeks. PICS by altim8(m): 9:11pm On Apr 01, 2017
Malocity:

If na projects, him dey do well. His problem is payment of Civil Servant's Salaries.

Name one pls...

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Politics / Re: Governor Dickson Enjoying A Boat Ride In Niger Delta Creeks. PICS by altim8(m): 9:04pm On Apr 01, 2017
Wicked governor. Sitting on pensioners pension, gratuity and salaries of workers, working & dinning with NLC bayelsa wing to impose education tax of N1,000 every workers salary, i.e a deduction of N1,000 from source. What a height of wickedness. All I smell is an end to all these act of unexplained wickedness. Later the president of Nigeria will be blaimed. Where is that yeye senator that operates in common sense ideology. N14.5b is in the state and u haven't said anything to this big monkey of bayelsa state!!! Nonsense...

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Education / Double Tragedy For Unical Accounting Department by altim8(m): 1:25pm On Mar 29, 2017
Barely two weeks ago Dr. Emmanuel Ebeng, a lecturer in Accounting was shot dead. Today, it has been confirmed that the same department has lost another lecturer by name Dr. Sunday Effiok who lectures Taxation. May his soil RIP!!!
Politics / Re: Breakdown Of $6.9billion Paris Club Refund To 36 States, FCT (snapshots) by altim8(m): 6:21pm On Mar 21, 2017
Time for Dickson to show his Dickolian style of payment... Bayelsa in the hands of a tyrant!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Use intimacy gadgets - Ese Eriata by altim8(m): 8:51pm On Mar 18, 2017
The intimacy gadget na cucumber?
Crime / Re: Ebeng, University Lecturer In Calabar Shot Dead By Gunmen by altim8(m): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2017
Rest in peace sir... Nobody has the right to take a life no matter what!!!

Religion / Re: Joshua Iginla Heals HIV+ Soldier In Abuja (Photos) by altim8(m): 3:05pm On Mar 12, 2017
Determine will always react when someone is sick... Most of these lab attendants will conclude even when the line in the patient window is faint. They fail to understand that for a true positive, the line being the antigen trap changes to red or pink when hiv antibody is noticed. If he had used unigold to confirm the first positive, he would have realized it was a case of false positive...

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Romance / Re: Having Sex More Than Thrice A Week Is Dangerous! by altim8(m): 9:06pm On Mar 02, 2017
Gbam!!! But John Thomas no go gree listen!!!

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