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Hello Nlanders, I need ur assistance on ao to bcome a professional on d use of Auto card. Pls I need to augment my Bsc certificate wit anoda knowledge to add to my income and upgrade my CV and d Autocard is wot I like to do.
I need d load down on all it entails, vis-a-vis d duration, Cost, its demand in d Nigerian Enviroment and even if it is demanded elsewher in d world. Thanks so much.
u̶̲̥̅̊​ can post ur comment here or mail me on Prinzalveez@yahoo.com
Or 08154142197

Hello Nlanders, I need ur assistance on ao to bcome a professional on d use of Auto card. Pls I need to augment my Bsc certificate wit anoda knowledge to add to my income and upgrade my CV and d Autocard is wot I like to do.
I need d load down on all it entails, vis-a-vis d duration, Cost, its demand in d Nigerian Enviroment and even if it is demanded elsewher in d world. Thanks so much.
u̶̲̥̅̊​ can post ur comment here or mail me on Prinzalveez@yahoo.com
Or 08154142197

pLs ao can I Upgrade ma BOLD 2 BB to OS6?
Whoever has d knowledge of ao to go abt it should help me thanks.

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311f0107, Ladies only pls.

I have a perfectly working BB tour to trade for BOLd2 blackberry. If u ar interested or av any information as regards how much I will need to add, or where I can get a good trade-in deal.
Reply here or contact 08037850229

I have a perfectly working BB tour to trade for BOLd2 blackberry. If u ar interested or av any information as regards how much I will need to add, or where I can get a good trade-in deal.
Reply here or contact 08037850229

have been sourcing for info relating to d Qatar visa for quite a while too ,

but someone i contacted, told me that the Qatar Visa has been put on hold for now . pls does anyone here have any useful information.

pls if u do av any infor contact me on 07090933555, or 08090553037

PLEASE HELP MY BB WOULD NOT ON , But will only show , TECHNICAL PROBLEM PLEASE RETURN TO THE PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR REPAIRS.

, Though i bought it as UK Used very recently i is not up to a month b4 it developed ds problem,

PLEASE HELP.

@ dsconsult

You have changed your ID from millionaira2be to dsconsult? Your dream of becoming a millionaira through this dubious business is dying faster than u think?

What is the name of that your client that is offering job in ALL local govt in Nigeria? No address, just yahoo email? Your fraudulent dreams will turn to a nightmare soon.

amen, to that.

@poster
i guess u needs some cash for d new year celebration.
woe betide those oppressing Nigerian unemployed youths and d masses.
if you are good @ swindling go Abuja, enh! house of assembly or senate. your mate are there.
411 ole

I was not born rich,  and in my youth,  I never imagined that I would be where I am today,  but not once did I ever give up.  Not once did I imagine that a child from Otuoke,  a small village in the Niger Delta, will one day rise to the position of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I was raised by my mother and father with just enough money to meet our daily needs.

In my early days in school,  I had no shoes,  no school bags.  I carried my books in my hands but never despaired;  no car to take me to school but I never despaired.  There were days I had only one meal but I never despaired.  I walked miles and crossed rivers to school every day but I never despaired.  Didn't have power,  didn't have generators,  studied with lanterns but I never despaired.
In spite of these,  I finished secondary school,  attended the University of Port Harcourt,  and now hold a doctorate degree.

this part of the speech bring tears to my eyes, - very emotional.
this guy, sorry Mr. president had felt what ordinary Nigerians are feeling.
BEHOLD !!!! NIGERIA, WAIT NO MORE OUR GOD-SENT MESSIAH IS HERE!!!

But one thing is certain, Mr. president, even if my father is contesting in the forthcoming 2011 presidential elections , YOU SHOULD BE SURE - MY ONLY vote is YOURS!!!


WELCOME TO NEW NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!



, AS FOR , emhh  , DEE dee PEE,
THE HAND writing is clear enough ,even 4 a blind man.  SOOOOOO, RIG GOODLUCK OUT OF THE PRIMARIES AT YOUR OWN RISKKKKKKK!!!

Just Like Jesus
One day an old Catholic Priest was dying. He sent a message for a doctor and lawyer, both members of his congregation, to come to his home.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, he held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of his bed. Then he grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, and smiled.


For a long time no one said anything. Both the doctor and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would want them with him during his final moments. He had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. His sermons in the past about greed and various other behavior had made them squirm in their seats many a time.


Finally the doctor asked, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come and see you at this time?"

The old man mustered up some strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between 2 thieves, and that's how I wanted to go."

HI ALL
, pls what is the cause and remedy for VIRGINAL DRYNESS" during love making. please solution is urgently needed.


THANKS

KUDOS TO THE CONTRIBUTORS SO FAR!!
PLEASE I NEED A DETAIL INFOR. ON THIS BUZ,

MY MAIL :- PRINZKUNLE@YAHOO.COM

PLEASE HELP !

Please NAIRALANDEERS, can anyone advice me on how to get my DIVIDEND cheques ,
I BOUGHT SOME STOCKS SOMETIMES LAST YEAR , BUT ABOUT THREE OF THOSE COMPANIES I INVESTED IN HAVE BEEN SENDING DIVIDEND CHEQUES TO MY FRIEND WITH WHOM I BOUGHT THESE SHARES AT THE SAME TIME HAS RECEIVED ABOUT FOUR DIVIDEND CHEQUES FROM SOME OF THE COMPANIES, WHILE AM YET TO RECEIVE ANY.
I GUESS IT HAS TO DO WITH MY ADDRESS BUT I STILL HAVE SOME DOUBT, I ACTUALLY DISCUSS IT WITH MY STOCK BROKER AND HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE MORE PATIENCE THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MISSED UP FROM THE POST OFFICE.

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME HINTS ABOUT GETTING THINGS RIGHT HERE.


THANKS!

LOOK AT WHAT SOLDERS MADE OF THIS OVERZEALOUS LASTMA !!!

MEHN!!! DIS IS REAL BEATING AT ITS BEST!!!

Soldiers Batter 3 LASTMA Officials

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Author: Date: Jul 16th, 2010. | Category: News, Today's Headlines. | Follow comments: RSS 2.0. | You can leave a response below. |

Four soldiers and two naval officers have beaten three officers of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA into unconsciousness at Mile 2 area of Lagos State, Nigeria.


•One of the LASTMA officials battered by soldiers.

The LASTMA officers-Gbenga Ajayi-Bembe, Akeem Bisiriyu and Abiodun Kayode were battered by the military men while trying to tow a broken down trailer obstructing traffic at Mile 2.

They were immediately rushed to the Gbagada General Hospital for treatment where they were revived after remaining in a state of unconsciousness for sometime.

P.M. NEWS gathered that trouble started when the Head, Zone 5, LASTMA had asked Kayode, the LASTMA towing vehicle driver to go and tow a trailer, which broke down at Mile 2 ‘Oke.’

The owner of the trailer was said to have called in the soldiers and naval officers who came and gave Kayode the beating of his life.

The soldiers successfully removed the trailer that had already been carried by the towing van and drove off while Kayode contacted his boss to come to his rescue, and then chased after the fleeing trailer being driven by the soldiers.

Getting to First Gate, Mile 2, Kayode used his towing vehicle to block the trailer while the soldiers came down and descended on him and beat him mercilessly until he collapsed into a state of unconsciousness, while two other officers came to rescue him.

The other two officers-Ajayi- Bembe and Bisiriyu who came to rescue their colleagues were also thoroughly beaten until they also became unconscious while the soldiers and the naval officers took the trailer away.

Speaking with P.M. NEWS, Kayode narrated the story, saying that “my boss told me to go and tow a trailer which broke down at Mile 2 Oke.  I had already jacked the trailer into the towing van when the owner went to call two soldiers and they beat me up and removed the trailer from the van.

“I called my boss to come to my rescue and I pursued the trailer to first gate and blocked it.  More soldiers and naval officers came and they beat me until I fainted.

“They beat my two other colleagues into unconsciousness and they smashed the windscreen of the towing van.   I was soaked in blood before I passed out.   The area boys in the area also started throwing stones at us.”

The three LASTMA officers also sustained severe injuries.

As at the time of filing this report, Bisiriyu was still seriously in bad condition in the hospital as he could not talk.

—Kazeem Ugbodaga

Read more: Soldiers Batter 3 LASTMA Officials | Nigerian News – P.M. News Nigeriahttp://pmnewsnigeri a.com/2010/ 07/16/soldiers- batter-3- lastma-officials /#ixzz0tvR6oahg

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YES I MEAN DONIG NOTHING , AS IN JUST INVEST IN THIS US OWNED COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA AND SMILE TO BANK AT THE END OF THE MONTH WITH 46K . THERE IS A CHANCE OF CONTINUATION IF YOU LIKE.

TO KNOW MORE ABT IT OR YOU WILL LIKE ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE PLACE DIRECTLY,

TEXT OR CALL KUNLE:-- 08037850229, 08024606946
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DONT LET YOUR PAST UGLY EXPERIENCE DENY YOU DS JUICY OFFER , THE RISK IS WORTH IT!!
YOU WILL NOT BE PAYING ME A DIME, SO WHY WILL I BE DECEIVING YOU , THIS IS REAL, HURRY UP AND MAKE THE CALL NOW!! I BET YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!!

Siasia lacks ideas now. It was very evident last September at Egypt 2009 U-20 world championship.

IN EVERY 12 THERE MUST BE A JUDAS , LET alone nairaland where every TOM, DICK and HARRY comes around for public display of their naturally endowed TALENTS. Or how do one explain this act of self imposed FOOLISHNESS.
OR maybe am d only one dt noticed IT, abi ki le feel?

RIDE ON JARE SIA BABA, IF THE NEWS IS TRUE, anyway.

this is damn too funny lol

Nice 1 poster

@poster, nice work.

i fotokopy u guys,

poster you are too much!!!

NTA , IS A nightmare!!!!

i hate it with passion!!!!!

NIGERIA CAN WIN IF KANU  IS FIELDED IN THE GAME B'COS HE IS THE ONLY  PLAYER THAT CAN HOLD THE BALL AND PROVIDE CREATIVE PASSES, BESIDES HE CAN PLAY AGAINST THE KOREAN'S FAST PACED STYLE OF PLAY, i am optimistic NIGERIA can still make it.
  and to those of you that think football is a stroll in the park , go and asked ENGLAND which parade the best of football talents , they are yet to record a win even against ALGERIA , They have lesser ball possession. so if you cant encourage these average players , that we paraded, JUST CLOSE your LAPTOP or forever keep silent.

AND TO THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE CALLING Lars Lagerback, A WHITE AMODU, WERE YOU NOT D SAME PEOPLE THAT WERE PRAISING THIS SAME MAN AFTER THE ARGENTINA MATCH??, you  Hypocrites, go amend your ways so that this country can move forward a bit.

-THEREFORE   during the last match AGAINST THE KOREANS YOU BUNCH OF PESSIMIST Should do any or all of these :-

1. go get urself a sleeping pill sleep off during the match!.
2. SWITCH off your TV SET and be playing ludo game with your naughty woman!
3. tune your TV to AFRICA MAGIC our NOLLYWOOD stars are there to entertain u with their boring movies without                  allowing your Adrenalin to be pumping!
4.  LOG in to your yahoo inbox am sure you will av enough SPAM messages to read that can last u 90 minutes, OR
5.GO take a dive into the lagoon for all i care!!!

5.

THE PRICE SHOULD NOT CAUSE ALL THIS MUSCLE FLEXING IF WHAT THE GUY IS OFFERING IS ok BY YOU , SHAKE YOU WALLET AND BUY IT, AND IF TOO MUCH FOR YOU wait FOR YOUR OWN ALABA VERSION ,SIMPLE!!!! @ LEAST WE ALL KNOW THAT shoe get size.

AS FOR ME AM MORE CONCERN ABOUT THE CORE PRODUCT OF THE OFFER, IF THE SONGS IN THE ALBUM IS WORTH IT, THEN I THING 1K ISN'T BAD SINCE THE STUFF IS ACCLAIMED TO BE OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD.


WE ALL WANT NAIJA TO BE LIKE AMERICA, LONDON OR PARIS , BUT FEW OF ARE READY TO MAKE THE NECESSARY SACRIFICE, GUYS NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY or CHEAP if you permit me to use the WORD.

CHEERSSSS!!!!

ISE ILE,  >>>>>>>>> AYINLA OMOWURA.
ISE LOGUN ISE>>>>>>> SIKIRU A .BARRISTER
AWON OBA EKO>>>>>>>> YUSSUF OLATUNJI.
OMI TUNTUN>>>>>>>>>>>AYINLA OMOWURA.
NO ONE LIKE YOU>>>>>>> P SQUARE
YOU REMIND ME>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.USHER
LOVE IS MAGICAL >>>>>>>>>>>.>>>MJ
BLAME IT ON ME>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AKON
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE>>>>> CELINE DION.
NEW DAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CELINE DION.