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77Craze:
Na film?

no, as real as it gets.
I work a lot, so it's quite difficult to type everything at once.

When I say 'average Nigeria girl', It's not to imply an insult, rather it's simply meant to denote a generalization of how most Nigerian girls behave, it may not be true though.

Now that we have out of the way I will like to state that this is a true story (which is still ongoing as I type). I only choose to write it as a story due to its length but made sure to create it in romance section due to its subjects.


If i was told 2 weeks ago that a pretty and extremely sensuous girl will be sleeping in the same bed with me ( when she is not my girlfriend or even my friend) then I would have shaken my head at the absurdness of the statement. However that is the situation I find myself in right now and well, I decided few days ago to make the best use of it by finding out if what i see here in romance section about the alleged behavior of girls from aggrieved guys were true and well o well every single 24 hours that has passed with this girl has been quite revealing, exciting and crazy. Also, It is important to note that prior to this event I have always been an avid reader here in nairaland and yes, I have come across posts about gold digging girls, alphas, SIMPs, feminists, and stingy guys and all the bla bla bla that goes with it and i would say from what i have seen and learnt since accommodating this girl so far, there exists a considerable amount of truth from both what the male and female monikers complain about here.
By the end of this story (I don't know how it will end as it is still ongoing), I am sure a lot of people will be able to know if most girls are actually professional gold diggers or are simply just entitled, or if it is the guys that are just selfish, arrogant, and portray attitudes of SIMPs despite claiming alphas.


This is a story about me, my uncle, his family and a girl, and believe me, in this fracas nobody is innocent. Well I'm still a little bit innocent in the whole thing for now.


While today is already the 5th day since the girl started living with me fully, I will start the story from days just before the first day.


I Hope it is educative and entertaining .



The next update comes this evening by 8pm.

following

my tribe.

we will rise and gain relevance globally, not because of culture but because of pace setting.

Kenplay:
Thanks, do you wants to have contacts?

yes sir. who knows, it may lead somewhere and even if it doesn't there will be no negatives

I'm not interested with how you decide to treat anyone when you make it. I'm more concerned with the statement of you building a future as I'm in that exact position right now and have been looking for folks like you.

which state and area?

be careful and don't fall for idiots who will want to siff you off your money. you have to be very hard and most times doubtful when they start pouring their suggestions. lastly make sure it is 100% legit and confirmed before you invest the money

what kind of business do you do.

pls business men and women I need all of ur help. I already have a small business but the return and patronage is so low it barely takes care of my expenses. I have a considerable amount of money as of now and want to use it to start a support business which I will fully delve into if it is worth it. I really need all type of business suggestions with only a small plea that it must have been profitable to those suggesting them (or at least profitable to a close relative) as I don't want to hit a rock.

pls I'm so desperate. I don't Care if its groundnut selling or mini importation. as long as it is legit I'm good.

thank you.

the job pays only 8k a month with feeding of #200 daily which accumulate to only 13k a month. my job is to be a salesman for the boss. its been 5 months since I got the job and I have only 30k to show for it and that is because I don't spend indiscriminately if not i should be owing debts self. i wasnt really thinking much about the peanut state of my account until my phone got bad days ago. i realised at that moment that my 5 months saving with hard labour could simply just vanish into thin air if i decided to buy a phone. hell it wouldn't even buy a good phone. i'm 23 as of now and don't really know the next steps to take but I just feel quitting tommorow should be the first. I believe I would able to sort out myself with a small business of my own but the fear is what if it turns out to be a mistake.

thank you very much for this.

I'm with you

Diamondniyi:
Inter cut my game,, I con go rebet the remaining con put big money because I was very sure of the game, guys, guys what,, Atalanta spoil am again. 2&over 2.5. Foolish Atalanta no fit beat 10men

I just entered the betting thing last week and guess what I don lose over 4k like play like play.

I'm bowing out of it because of the long term consequences I'm already envisaging. I mean every single time I bet I lose my ability to become creative as I'm too concerned with the outcome of the staked matches. inter cut my ticket today and I vowed never to bet again.

I get masturbation adfiction then bet own go come still join? that means I will be ruined sooner or later.

i love, believe and respect myself to the death.

Guys always look better in person while it's almost the other way round for girls. It's just a normal thing

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Our police way nor get joy na him you want play with
The small boy don't know what he has put is hand into



We all first get this cutie little face na. Every niggarrr don
first get am. If you see my own that time you go think say i be woman. Especially for SS2
He own still fresh probably because he Papa or mama still get small money
As time goes on we go begin lose am. Our face go come dey strong and rugged after hunger and life stress and headach do us
After we don manage to graduate. Lecturer don tear you enough F and D. Then No job..
Family go stress us. The small money we get Jennifer go come collect am then bang us join Collect the protein (sperm) way dey our body
Instead of us to rest. Ngonzi go also bang us. Sandra go also do her own
We go come dey slim and dry
Later we go smoke. Come drink gin(, alcohol)
To huzzle go come still affect us join.
We nor dey sleep well again

you reminded me of professor Robert in math dept, uniben with the line "this boy doesn't know what he has put his hand into"

Kriss216:
Why? Fine boy? Gaybriel? Staunch alpha? I really need to know.

fine boy : I try for that aspect
gaybriel: no I don't swing that way
staunch alpha: not by nairaland definition
In summary none of the above.
It's just more of fear of rejection

No. and that's because I've never asked any girl out. I don't have the confidence to do such so I normally just remain passive anytime I see a girl I think I like irrespective of the number of green lights she might give.

It is either she comes to ask me out or no show. This decision has left with no girlfriend till date but have also spare me any embarrassment.

Also just so you know, I could have still had a couple of relationship if I wasn't too selective because girls did ask me out twice or thrice but they were either too loquacious, too petty or just not my type. Only once I saw a girl I really liked but still couldn't approach her despite having several months to express my feelings.

Las Las I don't feel happy or sad. I'm just there.

If your place is not very close to a filling station buy two gallon of fuel and start selling in terms of litres. If you are lucky you will be making more than a thousand naira daily especially if light is scarce in ur area. the cost is not more than 20k

start a popcorn business with the local pot. cost is about 75k though with rent involved. I can easily teach u how to make it. The downside of this business however is the cost of milk which is a major factor in most areas. Milk is so cost right now that fuel business may be a more sensible investment than this one despite its much lesser startup cost.

buy second hand phones from reputable people and hopefully sell for a higher price. It's risky though as you may end up purchasing a stolen phone.

I have more suggestions though but this is the ones that I have testproof. I won't tell you to go into things I have not tried myself.

Also I would like to ask you a question, do you want to go into business because of the prevailing circumstances caused by the pandemic or it is because you have a passion for it.

Catchfirez:
Idiot like you na him be Animal. No better for you for calling me animal. Na you depression , your loneliness won kill that's why you bring all your fraustration to nairaland to feel alright. You need accolades for everything. You sit behind a keyboard everyday making nairaland your second home. Guy life no hard. Me no be asslicker, because they will soon come for me. You be stupid guy. Better grow up.

lol. Guy you take the matter serious o.

Anyway I do like Ilegend due to how his post kinda inspired me to take my writings more seriously.

Akunwafor:
Where did you get this info?

Your definition of ARM is wrong. Arm: https://www.google.com/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/arm?espv=1

The meaning of LEG is ambiguous, it can be used to refer to the entire limb or as per your definition the part of the limb that extends from the knee to the feet. Leg: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/leg

I think we are both right as it depends from where we are seeing it from. I did mention the human anatomy as the basis for for my definition. While the arm is equated as the upper limb in general definition, in human anatomy it is the area as defined in the article.

I was working on one of my many uncompleted stories when my younger sister who had just rounded up secondary education threw a question at me. She asked me if I knew the name of the lines on my palm (those three or sometimes four lines). She smiled when I frowned, knowing she had gotten one over me. She told me the answer with a victorious smile.

This made me research on the human outer anatomy and I found out there were a lot of the human body parts I (and including most of you) got their names wrong or didn't even know their name at all. For example what you would likely call your leg is actually known as the lower limb and the part of the body that is actually the leg you will mistake for something else.

so let's check out ten common parts of the body you likely didn't know their correct name.

Palmar flexion creases: this are the visible lines in your palm.
They help in folding and stretching of the palm.

Arm: this is the part of the body that begins from the shoulder socket and ends at the elbow joint.

Forearm: this is the part of the body that begins at the elbow and ends at the wrist.

Hand: this is the part of the body that begins from wrist to every finger.

Upper limb: commonly mistaken as the hand, this is the part of the body that begin from the shoulder socket to the finger tips. It entails the arm, forearm and the hand.

Phalanges: This are the bones that makes up the fingers and the toes.

Thigh: Everybody know this I guess. This is the part of the body that begin from the pelvis joint to the knee joint.

Leg: This part of the body begin from the knee joint down to the ankle. The bone in this part of the part of the body is know as femur.

Foot: you should know this also. this part of the body entails everything from the ankle joint to the longest toe.

Lower limb: commonly mistaken for the leg, this part of the body entails everything from the thigh to the foot.

I hope this has been helpful.

Evaberry:
My impacted tooth was inside my gum so my gum had to be torn open and the tooth removed then stitched afterwards

but why wasn't anesthetic used to first numb the pain?

I really want to know more from ur experience.

I'm glad I opened this thread

Yenefer:
The NCDC boss is wicked. Can't you imagine he knowingly and deliberately didn't send test kits to Kano Because they're majority Muslim and he is not. the guy is indirectly taking orders from lamdi kamu. To let Kano people die of Covid19 in masses

you have moved from conspiracy theories to tribal bigotry. How far na, it's not healthy at all. Just re- read what you wrote and you will be sad at how low you have stoop.

Not to forget there was a time you used to say the virus was a media hype. You were one of those who discredited the efforts of the doctors now you want their help.

you're just selfish.

Frankenstein:
How did the dentist conclude that the tooth is impacted? Did he take an xray of your mouth?

no he did not. he just used a bright torch in examining it. i think he is right though because the jaw area look abnormaly red and swollen

NwaNimo1:
Inject 'Disinfectant' directly into and around the affected gum area......

(maybe.....I 'Dunno....)


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lol
devil

hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem, the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i only had 30 teeth instead of 32.

i didnt take it seriously but the aches continued forcing me to see a dentist.
after a minute checkup the doctor told me i had a condition known as an impacted tooth. according to him, my bottom jaw was smaller than my teeth set and that made it impossible for my molars to grow out. he said the pain i felt was due to the two molars trying to push against the obstruction of the jaw.

i asked for a soln and he told me that the only way pluck out the molars. i didnt have a problem with that until i asked for the price.

he told me that the removal of both teeth would cost 15k each. i shouted and he shouted back. i left the office angrily but not before he told me that by the time i get to 26 i will be the one begging for the procedure.

the truth is since the time i did that checkup the gum aches have been coming up periodically. i have been fighting it with warm water and salt but the pain normally comes back after a couple of weeks with each emergence more severe than the last.

so i really want to know if there is another alternative to deal with the ache without parting with my 30k.

i recently noticed with the help of a mirror that there have been little signs of the molars showing up, though majority of the whole is still buried under the jaw.

hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild and but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i had 30 yeethsthe cycle continued for months with each new emergence ache worse than the former.

form a witch association in delta State (Warri area especially) at your own peril. You will be flogged mercilessly, then exiled from that vicinity. It used to be burning before but fortunately that has changed to flogging.