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izaray: Are u sure, u are not talking 4rm experiences? Lol

frm xperience

hmmmm...really...

Whilson: so what do i do ?

leme hep u....
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plan a day when he is very hungry nd u can feel it from where u her.....
jez call him or anyway i guys talk nd ask if hes hungry.....(guys no get two ansa..if he likes u)
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dnt ask him favourite food..bcoz galz lyk diz dumb question..( guys dnt av favourite food.....although dey may not like some food)
prepare a nice foood for him...tell him u av a surprise for him....u supose fit finish where i dey go...

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if d guy no show sign dat day....dat means u shud take him to go see a doctor..
dnt tank me .....,.wot r frends for

jfash93: shd in case u av an urgent date, ryt

no my sista......wan create my own small business wey go bring money fast fast..



nd y wud i cure pimples bcoz of date

nd i dnt like mondays o

ummm

Lashbeat: han han.....no problem...make I prescribe some way u fit use cure your pimple within a day........ 1.Acid. This as never failed to kill pimples permanently since 1126ad. 2. Hot palm oil. Heat oli @abt 30c-40c when it starts emitting stem.....pls rush and pour evrything on your face......leave it for one hour......then reins......Good luck

i was thinkin of dat too o
my bizness is gona bloom....
anyway na ur sister wey get pimples nid am badtly....me jez tryn to do biznes

haba y turkey n chicken
wen i get isi ewu,,obuko,,,nd cow meat.......



anyway i dnt eat any..
#teamveg.

i nid smtin wey fit cure pimples within a day

lefulefu: na mexican soap opera be dis.in a real naija story the guy for no waste time hammer the babe

u
dey read mai mind koo

leme tell u somtin ...
Nigerian women dont labour @all...
dey r very powerful wen it coms to child bearin....
all dose movies wey dem dey act for nolllywood na total lie

Lacomus: I think English language has eaten deep into our culture, I was with some friends yesterday, about nine of us were speaking a different dialect, every one was claiming that his local dialect is easier to understand, before I knew it questions were flying any how, some one told the other since his dialect is so simple that he should count from one to a thousand, ma guy no fit reach twenty , even the dude that ask the question couldn't count to fifty at the end of the day few persons barely got to hundred. I know some people can run their mouth from now till tomorrow in their local dialect, the big question is can you count to one thousand ?

when i no dey mad

so them get time for picture....
na fight be una job naw
y turnin to cameramen

ummm ...leme tink small
owk....
carry am *kokolorun*(

jst imagine diz MTN pipu creatin anoda way jez to Bleep we Nigerians nd chop our money...
recently mtn launch #50 airtime recharge card...nd som sily services dat shud be free
among dier service....i jez got diz one [ keep ur sim card for a year without being disconected at just #500/year.]
ahhh mtn no go kill me
#mtn chopin nigerians moni since 200bc







free to add other new mtn services u knw

Tinubu: This happened today. She is my very close friend, with no strings attached. A few hours ago, she called me and was weeping uncontrollably.. All effort on my part to know what was wrong and to console her proved abortive. Thus, I had to go visit her personally. Personally, I have a strict policy of not having physical contact of any kind with a sobbing female friend, while consoling her. This is because on many occasions, what started as mere consolation ended up being an x-rated movie.
So here I am in her house, just two of us. She is sitting on the bed, and there is poor me sitting on her reading table, trying to console her 'wirelessly'. I only end up aggravating my wailing friend.
Finally, against my better judgement, I go sit beside her, draw her close, and try to wipe the tears from her eyes. Within minutes,my shirt was soaked with her tears.. In between sobs, that was when she told me that her boyfriend of 6 years, who had just proposed to her last week, had just died in an oil rig mishap..
I did my best to comfort her, ' my best' being, among other things, holding her face in my hands and telling her that God knows best, and I would always be there whenever she needs me.
That was when disaster struck... She suddenly stopped sobbing, looking me straight in the eye, stared at my lips momentarily, and leaned forward to kiss me..momentarily I froze.. Within that frozen moment, I remembered my bitchy girlfriend and how similar experiences had ended.. So despite my full blown arousal( there was no way I will sit so close to such perfection, and not get aroused), I promptly planted a wet kiss on her forehead and released her a bit.
There was an uncomfortable silence, during which she completely extricated herself from my arms. We sat down silently for some time, both of us avoiding eye contact with each other..
Suddenly she got up, and thanked me for coming. I took the cue ( she wanted me to leave immediately). Thus I took my leave, not quite sure if i haven't lost a dear friend, or worse still, acquired a mortal enemy.
Back in my house, I try calling her, but she doesn't answer my calls. I send her bbm chats, but she reads them but doesn't reply.


Please I need advice.. I am at a loss on how to handle this matter.

r u sure diz is a nigeria story

where u put kano

eddyland: It seems the current latest Android Kit Kat OS is already getting old as Google is already working on the new and latest Android OS, termed Android L that will be launched later in the year together with a new Nexus device, the Nexus 6.

If you remember last year, Nexus 5 was the first phone to launch the Android Kit Kat OS. So this time around it seems Google is also now following trend as you might likely see the Nexus 6 launching the Android L OS.

http://highteknology..com.es/2014/09/google-nexus-6-motorola-and-latest.html

k stood for kit kat
wot dose L stand for

na lie joor
i get 1 terabytes of microSD for my fone...


nd i knw smbdy go com quote me sayin......pictures or adonbilivit

omoale
jati jati

lymelyte: Owen Hargreaves
Phil jones is another young talent that is threading that path ..

allan smith

Pateniya: I hate these creatures.

lady.....ow wud u hate beauty

dav8id: I see but am interested in lion farm

we got dat one in mai place too
its called leory

ugoezeik: haha ha u don mk me de confusion dis aftanun.

ow com u r confused

its very straighforward naw

McWhillion: Bro, another problem is that you might actually get a customized font which MIGHT work without bricking your phone but the font may be difficult to read, that's when you'd appreciate your stock font. Then in the process of reversing your fonts to default your phone is very likely to get bricked.

tnx

encryptjay: Your phone is Tecno...? Drop the model...

tab n9

encryptjay: Where u wan find the "many" fonts for ur Tecno fone?
Questions for you...
Is ur phone rooted?
have you created a cwmr backup via cwm menu?
u need to have a way of getting ur phone back to normal if it bricks. As for the font changing, the easiest way is using a font app to me but first tinz first, get rooted and have a CWMR for ur device.

tank u...buh dat rootin...i no even sabi am
i jez knw sey pipu dey always shout rooting..
my own na to browse wit fone notin more

Lexusgs430: This screenshots are from my Note 3 .........

i luv dose fonts of urs...buh ow i can i locate my own
i use tecno..nd it has jez *font size*