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gramci: Emergency activists, when Tinubu de block Lagos roads for his birthday, where una de.

.......dnt mind does opening dere mouth wide insulting PEJ....even L.G.A CHAIRMAN dey block road with convoy....u people just wanna talk becos u hav setimental issues wit her...

[quote author=al-qaeda]you can say all you want, as far as i am concerned, those airports are rubbish nonsense and waste of money. better road network would have been better.[/quote].......i tink u lack ideas in dis ur agurment....every year mr president releases money for infractural development to d ministry....instead of u to blame the minitry u blame GEJ.....ur head nids to b EXAMINED walahi..

[quote author=al-qaeda]we will hug ur transformer and still tell u its rubbish. we prefer steady light to a useless airport that attends to 1 flight a day.[/quote].....i wasnt expectin u nortnerns to say sometin good...after all u guys ar d ones spoiling is administration wit bomb blast....but let me remind u dat d north ruled for more than 30yrs n poor power supply....tell me y do u want power supply in just less dan 4yrs.... Ar u INSANE?

bloglover: Modelled or not remodelled, we still dy hear plane crash steady..the other day, aeroplane land inside my lecturer backyard!

.....are we here for JOKES or JONSING?....dere is tyme for everytin IDIOT

[quote author=slim fit ]What about our hospitals please do they look like this?[/quote].....ar u askin GEJ dat question....direct it to MINISTER OF HEALTH....

brownlord: Yes you can apply wit ur 1.0 CGPA, olodo shebi dem fence ur eye, if u cld not read and understand ths, I wonder wht u doin in sch.

.....lwkmd4h....dnt mind him, he needs glasses to read wat OP posted....mereto like him

mooregan: He meant "thank you my man". And I hope u aren't cursing him?

.....dont mind d fool he was cursing him....imagine

Numero uuuno: and what does this mean?
Bi o ti se gbadura ni o ma ri fun e loru
ko jesu

.......all dis yorubas wit dere childish tinking....he wasnt insultin any1.... just tankin GOD in ibibio n ur cursing him...ODA BIPE OGBA DUN...olori buru ku....idiot oshi

olumaxi: did u tel us wen u 1st applied?.i sugest u go n ask ur god-father or whoeva dat told u to apply then

.....dnt mind him

corrall: Thanks everyone for the input so far. I already have a masters degree, so I no de go school again jare. I am married n I bring my share to the table. I am based in Lagos, n the government job will be in Abuja, does that mean I will have to relocate? For a lower pay? Tough one I must say. And did someone say there will be no pay initially? Ha.

Sexy74 abeg which ministry are u under?

......chairman if i were u i will concentrate on my current job which pays me 200k do u knw y?....ur a masters degres holder i guess u hav certifications already y dnt u turn ur contract jon into a permanant 1?....seekin a govt job which pays low, and i guess u might nt get job satifisfaction is insane?...n ur relocating to abj which is expensive to stay....oga wit ur qualicaation u can do better outside govt job.....JOB SECURITY IS BY GODS GRACE NT MANS GRACE....tanks

[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]Hypertension
Number of parts: About four...or six.....(why can't all these Nollywood movie producers stop at just one part? Or at most two, and use the resources they expend on an unneeded parts 3-8 on another movie?)


When you have John Okafor (Mr Ibu), Sam Loco Efe and Charles Anwurum in one movie, you would imagine that plenty of laughs would be your reward for watching that movie and for the first ten to twenty minutes of the first part of this movie, it seemed like that was the case. Then the plot just simply devolved into ridiculousness unseen since Nollywood ghosts started wearing wristwatches. John Ibu's over protectiveness of his beatiful wife (i've seen prettier girls in Kenyan movies. No offence, Kenyans) was at first amusing but then it became unreal, then downright stupid. I mean, yeah, everybody knows acting all stupid is John Okafor's calling card, but this was downright shameful. The plot of the movie was that it had no plot at all. I'm not sure what the genre is at all; maybe fantasy, afterall, it ended with an epic (read, extremely dead!) battle between an amusing chief priest and a cripple pastor (forgive me for thinking this is ridiculous. I have one word for this movie: Ridiculousity.

http://gidirecommends.com/index.php/specials/random-stuff-by-random/item/45-four-nollywood-movies-africa-magic-should-stop-screening#.UX_3iLXP0XE[/quote].....y waste ur talent young man...ur good in writting, all dis things u wrote can b producer n directed into a movie.....hahahah but at least giv kudos to nollywood dere still d best in africa n top 5 in d world....

[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]Hypertension
Number of parts: About four...or six.....(why can't all these Nollywood movie producers stop at just one part? Or at most two, and use the resources they expend on an unneeded parts 3-8 on another movie?)


When you have John Okafor (Mr Ibu), Sam Loco Efe and Charles Anwurum in one movie, you would imagine that plenty of laughs would be your reward for watching that movie and for the first ten to twenty minutes of the first part of this movie, it seemed like that was the case. Then the plot just simply devolved into ridiculousness unseen since Nollywood ghosts started wearing wristwatches. John Ibu's over protectiveness of his beatiful wife (i've seen prettier girls in Kenyan movies. No offence, Kenyans) was at first amusing but then it became unreal, then downright stupid. I mean, yeah, everybody knows acting all stupid is John Okafor's calling card, but this was downright shameful. The plot of the movie was that it had no plot at all. I'm not sure what the genre is at all; maybe fantasy, afterall, it ended with an epic (read, extremely dead!) battle between an amusing chief priest and a cripple pastor (forgive me for thinking this is ridiculous. I have one word for this movie: Ridiculousity.

http://gidirecommends.com/index.php/specials/random-stuff-by-random/item/45-four-nollywood-movies-africa-magic-should-stop-screening#.UX_3iLXP0XE[/quote].....y waste ur talent ur man...u good in writtinggg all dis things u wrote can b producer n directed into a movie.....hahahah but at leats giv kudos to nollywood dere still d best in africa n top 5 in d world....

chybrown: Good mawin 2 evry1 in d house. Pls has any1 who got d suxes mail 4rm PH bin called for essay writing and interveiw? Plssssss I nid an answer cos am becoming worried

..........i havnt gotten either....wen did u right ur test....wrote mine on d 23rd of july....

Hayjaycity: Look at how the government is deceiving job seekers in Nigeria...Oh, Lord!!! For how long with this continue 2 happen...
Now dey will start inviting hopeless applicants 2 risk their lives going 2 risk deir lives going for aptitude test in states other than their states of residence, whereas right before our eyes, our mates dat has connection in Abuja, will be getting appointment letters in their bedroom....if I were y'all, I will only apply for this job by getting myself acquinted 2 a politician in Abuja ONLY!!! This is the way and the truth. ONE NIGERIA OOO!!!

........i think its u n ur family dat ar hopless....mind way u use ur words especially on social network....if nigerian wanna travel to get d form pls its dere business n nt urs.....watch ur tongue

olumaxi: i gues u shld b d one to read btw d lines..cos if those 4rm SW are to collect in ibadan,and a notice of collection for only Oyo state indigenes was postd at d secretariat...i think,askin for d venue for d osun state indigenes isnt a crime..so,get dat into ur daft skul and kindly share any meaningful info..thanks

......olumaxi wen u were told to read the instruction is wasnt n insult but d help u seek.....collection of form is a zonal tin.......it was stated ALL APPLICANT SHOULD COLLECT FCSC FORM FROM DERE ZONAL FCSC CHAIRMAN....n for dos in d south east its in owerri...south south port harcourt....tanks

dr dams: Most of us en!! A guy 1s said u pple shud stop disgracing d learned. U jst c smtin on NL witout clicking d link for details...

There r questions graduates shudnt b asking..

......my broda sometin i wonder if dis people asking dis jamb questions ar graduates or secondary school graduate......mayb he went to sch under an orange tree

donclif: Pls I studied chemical engineering which of the following offices should I apply for in dis post

......wat ar u lookin for in fcsc....is dere any chemical engineer needed in d advert....na wa ooo....total, addex n others dey recruit abegii

dolapobello1: Please, who knows when the next GTBank test is holding and where? Also, is gatecrashing allowed?

...no idea n gatecrashing is nt allowed because dey send an invitation letter to applicants wit dere username...tanks @ezzy i wrote my test on 23rd of july

Dynssy: And GT just conducted another test on the 23rd of this month in Ph. Well, I hope we dont have to wait 6months for documentatn. Thanks guys for keeping this thread alive, very helpful indeed!!

.....i also wrote n was sucessful....lets kip our fingers crossed...perphaps if i see a better offer i will leave it....

Does asking hw u can apply....ur a graduate n u nid job will some1 nid to spoon feed u again on hw to walk out d sreets n submit ur CV 2 banks cos most of dis bank dnt do open recruitment anymore cos of d crowd....wat u nid do is target head branch of d state ur based and submit ur CV with any bank exculding FIRSTBANK OOOO

annastacia15: Were u invited for essay writing and what date did u write your test??

.....yea was invited for essay writing but dey said i should keep an eye on my email....d date will b communicated to me soo.....wrote on 23rd july port harcourt

missade: @amadice, that tone was unnecessary. He was only telling the truth tho his tone too was rude.

Pls let us respect each other while we share info.

I think they called some in ph for documentation o, pls can anyone verify that?

.....i didnt use any harsh words i chose my words carfully on him, i tink he should learn manners espeacially wen commentin on social network....some ppl just derive joy in unnecessary JONSING is bad...

Wats does gtbank mena by ESSAY WRITING N PRE INTERVEIW SESSION?

dr dams: U journey jst start miss journey just cum(jjc).
Hehhehehehehehehehhehe
pple dat did d test since april n even sm, dec last yr avnt been called 4 stage 2..
Jst carry on wit oda tins, comot mind, wen dey nid u, u will get dat golden *unexpected mail* in ur box...

.......ar u alright? Its a zonal tin nigga if u did in april den wait still wen dey call u for nxt stage.....wummi its was 23rd july....submitted through dere branch in enugu

Pwettemmy pls was d nxt stage lemme start preparing....i had its 5 stages....now its remains 4 for me...

pwettytemmy: forward your CV to recruitment@gtbank.com and u might get lucky. Try to include a cover letter too.
@amadice, don't worry success awaits you and everyone in different stages.

.......got a sucess mail ooo dancing kukere....would nt believe my eyes....D AGE LIMIT IS 26 nt 27....i was almost ask to leave d hall cos i was 3month older dan 26....i beg d HR almost shed tears b4 she allowed me....august 1986 is d limit

adadegreat: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/17282-immigration-boss-fires-officer-for-job-racketeering

.........@day1 dnt mind dem i hav been following dis thread for a long tyme and seen hw desperate some people aron dis do called LIST....i wonder wat kind of graduate will go n buy jobs or go through the window wen dere is a door....it show dey hav been jumpin through the window right from higher institution...its a pity some people wont giv up dat dey hav been scammed big tyme.....MAGA

Sweetuju and sweetries...were ar u both based....cos i applied in d south east after some month i got a call asking me to submit via dere email he sent to me...wanna knw if its gonna be in batches or zone tanks.....

Todays test was a lil tough for me...wasnt expecting diagrams n co....i pray i get a sucess txt....anytin beside dat na Bleep up....i sacrificed many tin to travel down from enugu to port harcourt

adadegreat: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/17282-immigration-boss-fires-officer-for-job-racketeering

.......does waiting for list should read this.....

adadegreat: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/17282-immigration-boss-fires-officer-for-job-racketeering

.......does waiting for list should read this.....

DAWOOU: Pals! Pls will d use d shortlisted names @ d test centers? because I want to still go there even though i was not shortlisted o!

....b like u wan chop KOBOKO in dere website it was stated....ANYONE WHOSE NAME IS NT ON D LIST SHULD NT BE SEEN LOITERING AROUND D CENTERS

Nateboijones: May God see us through...
@emmanuel op u can read ur mails cos i wanna send u 1 nw...

.......pls extend the gesture to me....amadice86@yahoo.com