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kinibigdeal:
Is that Amarachi's village?

Hahahahah

This man should be called the "Social Media OBA" Yoruba's forgive me but it has been in my mind for a long time and l can't bear it anymore.

You are really a strong woman. Meanwhile your mates are still dragging Eba in their village meeting.

wins18:
Jay: I'm very confused.
Kay: What happened?
Jay: I stole meat from the pot.
Kay: Oh!
Jay: Now, I can't remember if the soup spoon was inside or on top of the pot!
Kay: ?!



click like if u find this not funny, Share if funny

The funny part was when you told us to click "like"

EVILFOREST:
I was expecting something CHALLENGING.

most of our OLDEN DAYS mothers did worse than this.

OLDEN DAYS mothers were able to beat FOOLISHNESS out of children.
Some of us were BATHED with very HOT WATER.
some of us SAT on FIRE.
some of our MUM acquired phD in maltreatment.


In fact, when asked to go home from SCHOOL some of us preferred staying back at school.
We were flogged both at SCHOOL and CHURCH.

OP, Please how old are U......?
Because I can't see anything

you are very right.
l used to kneel on stones, then l will pick pin for minutes with tears running down my cheeks. My dad flogged me in my SS3 with Engine belt for fighting along the street even when l was innocent. Just for fighting along the street and this OP is talking trash. If you fight outside you are in trouble even when you are innocent just koko leave trash and come home.
It is only in this generation that you will beat somebody and that person will run away, in 1990's where you wan go?
A beg OP your brother get luck say no be my Papa born em.

Consultant:
This is not an attempt to criticize you in anyway Funsho cause you're doing a great job here. I made a few changes to your letter, to make it sound better grammatically.

                                                                                 
                                                                           4, Asa street,
                                                                            Ikeja Lagos.
                                                                            Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
  Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of Chief Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a  Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

                                                                                  Yours faithfully,
                                                                                   Adekunle Olufunso
  ATT'D
  CV

you are very wrong cos he used the APA system of writing which is new to you. American Psychological Association. Read your book and upgrade the more.
Don't mean to correct you but l just did.

dunkem21:
^^
Not yet ..
He should tear APC down first

Baddo

So na dis one dey cause wahala for B Red? Too childish

sexaddict08:
come make I first give u belle

hahahahaha @sexaddict08 please don't

912:
Hahahaha. A tout will always be a tout. Instead of saying I'm unimpeachable, the Illiterate said I am Impeachable. Lwkmd and he said it again with arrogance. Not knowing what he was saying. Lwkmd.

Note to Ekiti people: in the future please make sure you vote for someone that at least finished secondary school.

I am IMPEACHABLE loooool olodo governor

Did your president finish secondary school?

God pls bless me with my own child so that my huby will celebrate with me.

l worked as a manager in my former office with OND Cert. l applied with other graduates but was employed based on my oral and written interview. l can do all things through Christ that strengthens me, only believe and work towards it.

Forget Oral or Written, you have to convince them and how passionate you are towards the job.
Make l bath go work. Good morning my FAM.

americanigga:
It is very shameful that there are senators and house of rep. members there representing the people of the south, yet before their very eyes the N60 billion that was earmarked for railway from lagos to calabar was removed while that of Lagos to Kano scale thru.

I don't blame the members of house of assembly from the south since most of them are PDP. When it comes to rigging elections, collecting bribe they are very smart but when it comes to engaging their nothern counterpart in serious national issues they are very timid. Everyday you see senators like Ekweremadu, Urogide(edo state) and other PDP senators following saraki to the CCT. One would have expected them to use the closeness to the senate president to lobby so that they can attract federal presence to the south, but the reverse is always the case. Shame on Ekweremadu, shame on PDP, shame on southern senators and house of rep members.

don't be judgemental my friend. APC is full of propaganda and they knew that you will fall for this type of tribal issues. You believed them on Buhari going to China for Calabar railway Bros? Abegi open your eyes cos na one chance cab we dey.

we dey talk fuel, you dey Mali dey find another babymama, who you EPP?

newbornmacho:
pretty you are :

thx love

Tufiakwa ndi Apc

The reason Nigeria is backwards is because of non integration of women in politics. if you educate a woman, you educate/empower a nation. A nation bounded by religion is not civilized, no matter how you look at it.

Women are in politics in Nigeria but how active are they in it.

Come na this yeyebrities we go take enter bus for this wahala wey we dey?

No driver will carry them without payment again. Abi the scarcity no reach your house. The driver even try cos if na me, you must give me kobo.

We have all this people in Nigeria but they can't speak for the voiceless rather they will be jumping from one event to another taking pictures. smhhhhhh
No person should quote me cos l don't have battery to reply you.

dulux07:
The govt is aware already. No need to broadcast.
Funny enough, while this govt is trying hard to achieve something close to this, it is still some useless nigerians who go ahead to vandalize gas pipelines.

Was it aired that vandalization took place? or they want to siphon money through this? Please we should wise up cos every administration uses Nepa issue to steal from us.

This is the worst government in Nigeria. No light and we are still paying bills on estimation.

The only opposition in PDP.

l have been married for three years without issue. Since no sign of kids, my huby turned to another thing but l recently had a miscarriage this January. During the pregnancy, was huby was a changed person until the miscarriage happened and all hell was loosed in our home.
it happened on friday , when l was going for Easter vigil, l asked that he didn't give me money for food but he cared as much to ask my house help whether she ate. As l was talking, he said l should start providing for myself afterall l have a shop. We started arguing on whose responsibility it is to provide money for feeding and he started beating me to the extent of collapsing and foam was coming out from my mouth.
My parents came and warned him not to try it again but my dad wants me to leave my huby before he will kill me and he has changed since the incident happened.
Advice me on what to do next..

Am still surprise with the price of printing

magicalBae:
If this thing no reach FP ummm make Op see snakes for dream

U wicked oooooo

Marpol:
Invest in solar power for your fridges at least.

Thx for your advice but l don't have money.

Gerrard59:
Then write a comprehensive and coherent business plan and go obtain a loan. It must not be from the bank. Your business wouldn't expand if you don't take control of your power supply.

Bros, who wan give you money? l went to Lapo for loan but was told that l have to build it before loan application. l believe that with time l will overcome it. Thx for your help so far.

Artorius:
This touched me deeply. I do believe things will change hon, they will. Despair not

Thx Love

Barcholder:
Get a Solar System installed, and you will have 24 hours power. Forget about Nepa, that's never going to change. Take control of your own destiny and stop waiting for the miracle of Power to take place, because it won't.

I can tell you that in 3 years of living in Nigeria, I've never owned a generator, and I've never been without light for even 1 minute.

I just started this business and the money for solar no dey oooooo

MarysMeal:
lmao!


This is the most hilarious comment i have ever come across on Nairaland.


How sure are you that you will still come back to this world when you die?

Guy l will come back

death to all corrupt politicians. They are the reason we are backward in civilization.