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Lexusgs430:
Even dencia knows it's bleaching cream

Baba send me a msg on Whatsapp I lost your number bro. Happy New Year.

abraka00:
I speak authoritatively. Warri belongs to the Urhobos as pronounced by the supreme court. Again, the title 'olu of warri' will cease to exist after the reign of this present olu. It shall be reverted to 'olu of itsekiri'.

How far? Go change am na.... LOLZZZZ....You wan get problem for the State?

ammyluv2002:
Should I stop telling the truth just because I lost mine? Say the truth and it shall set you free

You've lost yours? Na wa o...we will be waiting for your thread in a few months then.

Flets:
How do we avoid the impending dangers to Nigeria’s economy and existence under a Buhari presidency? We must need to face reality as there is no magic in governance. Extremely hard times lies ahead for this country if Buhari ever emerges victorious.

How do you explain to a Niger Deltan that despite GEJ's achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector. .........etc, he is still booted out.

What will stop the creeks from going haywire again? Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
OBJ's use of JTF force could not help as no Oil producing company will risk producing crude and killing staff in a volatile region. GEJ under Yaradua had to get down to the creeks to to talk to these boys and effect the amnesty program because they found him as a representation in government.

It will be impossible to convince a ND minority albeit a militant that their own was not persecuted out of office. And that will be the theme of their new struggle. The long term solution to this mess is implementing the Confab report and enthroning true federalism.

A lot of opportunities are springing up around Africa and the IOCs are already geared towards investing in these newer and saner climes than invest in an unstable Niger delta . And while these troubles persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investments will seize in all sectors.

Unfortunately, even if the Nigerian troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one strategic location along the multi- kilometer trunk lines to continue to wreck havoc to the Nigerian economy.

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Is Buhari is any way a better Democratic president than GEJ? Is this risk worth it?

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Please how much were you paid?

Onegai:
Errr, I'd have thought Bini would be the 4th, but I do know Urhobo is bigger than Ijaw. I'm from Delta, the number of places that are Urhobo-speaking surpass my language's spread and I am yet to meet several Ijaw people (because they're spread over Coastal areas in 2/3 states doesn't make it a large population).

Reason it out: when people are asking about the main tribe of Delta or language, which language do they refer to? Urhobo

Not Ika, not Ijaw, not Itsekiri (all my Itsekiri friends speak Yoruba sef), not Kwale, not Ibo (though Igbo people keep trying to claim Delta by force). It's Urhobo.

Are you talking about Ijaws in Delta or Ijaws in Nigeria? If it's Nigeria then you're not only wrong but myopic in your thinking. How many local government has Urhobo in Delta? Less than 12. Ijaws have three in Delta, they own bayelsa, own one or two LGA in ondo, they own other LGAS in Rivers too. Check Google in case you don't know don't quote me to say rubbish. Mind you ijaws are over 10 million or there about.

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dennismukoro:
URHOBO HAVE THE HIGHEST POPULATION IN DELTA WITH OVER 4MILLIONS PEOPLE. AND IS THE 5TH LARGEST TRIBE IN NIGERIA

It's Million not Millions. Again, Ibibio is 4th, Ijaws fifth not urhobos

abraka00:
I speak authoritatively. Warri belongs to the Urhobos as pronounced by the supreme court. Again, the title 'olu of warri' will cease to exist after the reign of this present olu. It shall be reverted to 'olu of itsekiri'.

LOLLLL. ....LIE OF THE YEAR!!

guass:
Ishilove go and learn very well u hear am
Urhobo is the 5th largest ethnic nationality in Nigeria and largest in Delta State

Liar... Ibibio 4th, Ijaws fifth.....

Dyt:
Its not even up to 4mnths and u cheating already?


U are lucky u got urself a calm woman, shey na only phone she smash, she for smash ur balls with her heels.

hmm.. you harsh o madam

MichaelAustin:
lol, you know nothing
ibibio is 4th
google an see

Okay Albert Einstein.

dennismukoro:
PIGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS ORIGINATED FROM THEM.. THEY SPEAK IT FLUENTLY.. ANY WAFI BOY DEY HEAR MAKE E HALA ME MAKE WE YARN

Guy stop that trash, pidgin nor originate from them. Abi na because them many pass for delta state?

Mayor21:
So Ijaws are the 4th largest ethnic group in Nigeria? Larger than the efiks/ibibio?

Ijaw is 4th
Fifth is Ibibio
Sixth Urhobo

joseph1832:
So you quit porn got married and lived happily ever after! So?.

It amazes me how many people think that whatever doesn't conform to their religious dogma is bad and sinful!.

OP you should know there are many who watch porn and partake in womanizing that are very successful! You partook in something you couldn't comprehend in your youth that's why its affected you so much.

Believe me, if the U.S, the epitome of freedom of expression have a healthy and thriving porn industry and they are still doing well economically, I wonder what reason we have as a nation that doesn't condone such have as an excuse.

OP don't generalize! Different strokes for different folks!. If porn is bad for you, fine! However don't assume its bad for others because your religion say so!.

What's your religion?

keppyy:
I got addicted to porn and masturbation once because I believed it was much better than sleeping around...

I had the belief that at least my Vagina would still be tight and I won't also have the reputation of a street LovePeddler but I was so wrong...

Just as @yomieluv, I decided to stop on my own and I worked towards it...Jesus also set me free...

Tifanee:
[size=35pt]believe me sir, it is almost impossible to quit[/size]

Excuse me, are you addicted to it?

talktimi:
All I wanted was an apology from Buhari but it never came till today. Its on record that CPC agents went round police stations in the north bailing people who were arrested for the bloody mayhem of 2011.
Even if the average Nigerian forgets easily, I wont do so.

Too bad.... Which way Nigeria?

ShowYourCertificate:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/group-supplies-icc-with-evidence-linking-buhari-to-2011-post-election-violence/201072/

Watch this video on YouTube all nairalanders. How Buhari Killed Fela, Onabanjo etc-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPoagdOULfU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Lexusgs430:
Payment sent and Amazingdude already confirmed receipt.

Yeah, thanks bro. I'll keep in touch.

parrotibaba:
guys if u r to lend cash to anyone ,mk sure dat u meet d guy in person n if u can get ahold a collateral ,do dat ,so as to avoid opening a thread in April about dis issue ....no offense to anybody in particular

why give panadol after headache bro? Check my profile, I sold 16,000 MTN Airtime to someone on Nairaland. He sent me 13,000 first into my account. I shouldn't have transferred him the card if I want to run away but I didn't. He can post to vouch for me if you want. Supposing the Form is extended I know I can get the money but the time is short. Have a nice day

Machiny:
I can help you ..if you are based in port harcourt.....cantactwoke@Gmail.com if yes

Unfortunately, I do not live or school in Port Harcourt.

Lexusgs430:
Got your pm, but replies are not delivered. Get my data from my profile.

I just replied your mail bro. I can only get your BBM info on your profile but sadly BBM hangs on my phone and then I had to uninstall it.

Lexusgs430:
I am more than happy to lend you N20,000 and you return N20,000!!!
Get my details from my profile!!!!

Thank you very much bro, God will bless you and I pray I don't let you down. I'll send you an email right away.

hahn:
Since you feel that way, why don't you just write a business proposal instead?

I won't be sincere to myself or whoever wants to help if I do that. That's where the lie starts from.

delishpot:
Please let kind hearted people help this brother.

Thanks for your concern bro

demelza:
What is the guarantee that you will pay back?

Thanks for showing interest bro. Honestly, you have my word brother. Anything you want me to do to show you I'm sincere bro. But please believe me, help if you can.

@ Wonderfulman,

I noticed you posted but it wasn't visible. I assume you have been banned by Nairaland Spambot for 24 hours for posting your Number. Please ensure you put hyphen or dots between your numbers when posting. Thanks. You can send me an SMS or email if you wanna help.

Good evening everyone, I need the assistance of any nairalander who can help. I'm in 200L and want to do inter-faculty transfer and the form costs N50,000. I currently have N30,000 but the Form expires next week. I'm pleading for the assistance of anyone who can help me with N20,000 and I pay him/her N30,000 latest April. Note: Two persons can decide to pay N10,000 each and I repay them N15,000 each. You never may tell, you might be changing a life today and who KNOWS TOMORROW??

Here is how I intend to pay:

1. I won a scholarship worth N75,000 which will be paid April this year. (I'll show proof)

2. Our state bursary will be paid latest March (N19,500)

3. Our state oil development bursary will be also be paid latest October (N30,000).

These are the three incoming cash I know I will definitely receive through out this year so your money (whoever wants to help) will surely get paid. We could talk more on some other issues bothering you, just give me a call or drop a message on my line: 081-655-118-58. I'm looking forward to wonderful Nigerians who can help. May God bless you as you do so.

NB: I know issues like this will be overlooked by many as nothing but if I'm talking about having a business idea and needs support I'll see different people trying to give help. Just trust me if you have some money to spare, I won't let you down.

Good evening everyone, I need the assistance of any nairalander who can help. I'm in 200L and want to do inter-faculty transfer and the form costs N50,000. I currently have N30,000 but the Form expires next week. I'm pleading for the assistance of anyone who can help me with N20,000 and I pay him/her N30,000 latest April. Note: Two persons can decide to pay N10,000 each and I repay them N15,000 each. You never may tell, you might be changing a life today and who KNOWS TOMORROW??

Here is how I intend to pay:

1. I won a scholarship worth N75,000 which will be paid April this year. (I'll show proof)

2. Our state bursary will be paid latest March (N19,500)

3. Our state oil development bursary will be also be paid latest October (N30,000).

These are the three incoming cash I know I will definitely receive through out this year so your money (whoever wants to help) will surely get paid. We could talk more on some other issues bothering you, just give me a call or drop a message on my line: 081-655-118-58. I'm looking forward to wonderful Nigerians who can help. May God bless you as you do so.

NB: I know issues like this will be overlooked by many as nothing but if I'm talking about having a business idea and needs support I'll see different people trying to give help. Just trust me if you have some money to spare, I won't let you down.