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Crime › Re: Fulani Militia Attacks Kurim Masara, Kaduna. Many Residents Killed (Graphic Pic) by AmazingELixir: 6:28pm On Aug 06, 2020
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This is what a sensible human being should be praying for.

I can't speak same of the comment above.
All the curses rained in the past, where has it gotten you too? It will earn you just Nairaland likes and by nightfall you will be begging for data to rain more
curses if there's more sad occurrences[/quote][/s]

That same sense only comes to you when your god Buhari and APC are on the receiving side.
Crime › Re: Fulani Militia Attacks Kurim Masara, Kaduna. Many Residents Killed (Graphic Pic) by AmazingELixir: 6:21pm On Aug 06, 2020
El Rufai and Buharrriiiii!!


Where is El Rufai's son that Aba state is his wahala while immersed in a state where his kinsmen kill for fun.
Politics › Re: Ephraim Nwuzi Defects To APC In Rivers (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 1:50pm On Aug 06, 2020
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TV/Movies › Re: Rat Spotted Inside The BBNaija House by AmazingELixir: 12:10pm On Aug 06, 2020
[[s]quote author=weIMPORT post=92512743]Fans of big brother Naija show were shocked yesterday after a viewer spotted a rat in the Lockdown house.

The rat was seen running past the beautiful dinning while Vee and some other housemates were having their meal.

While reacting to the unusual occurrence, social media users berated the organizers of the show for allowing pests into the house

Watch the Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxVi8W5o240[/quote][/s]


Nonsense boko haram is prepping to take over naija and familiar rat is your problem.
Politics › Re: Edo: Obaseki Heaps Sand In Front Of Edo Assembly Over Impeachment Scare (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:36am On Aug 06, 2020
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What a bunch of comedians
Properties › Re: Lagos State Reviews Land Use Charge To Pre-2018 Rates by AmazingELixir: 11:12am On Aug 06, 2020
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He had better reverse that nonsensical increase in transportation fares....the impact on that alone is far reaching especially to the already struggling Lagosians
Crime › Re: 21-Year-Old Man Arrested For Having Sex With Underage Boys In Anambra (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 10:53am On Aug 06, 2020
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This dude looks like " Did you caught me" ....
Science/Technology › Re: 100-Year-Old Crocodile 'King Buka' Dies In Captivity (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:47am On Aug 06, 2020
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Crocs even live longer than humans...and down here , i mean here at the shi.t hole we are struggling with life expectancy of 54 years....issorite
Nairaland General › Re: I Was Lucky I Didn’t Know A Snake Was Above My Head by AmazingELixir: 10:10am On Aug 06, 2020
TAMUSIC:
Good morning Nairalanders, I’m posting the picture of this snake I killed last night so anyone who knows the name can say it.

I never knew the creepy thing was above my head. I stood beneath it (for about 5 minutes) as it kept observing me.

I normally pump water at night. So at 10:47pm, I came outside to lock the tank. After locking the tank, I saw my brother coming out to get water. (he too was standing beneath it without knowing), I left for my room but I didn’t really know what brought me out again, maybe I felt like talking to him some more. As I came out, I saw the snake hanging close to my roof, at the top of where I was standing before. Then, I told my brother to move away quickly before we killed it. I know Lala probably won’t be happy that I killed it!
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Op I can see you are not a snake eater....the way you smashed the poor creature shows it is not headed for the cooking pot.
Nairaland General › Re: I Was Lucky I Didn’t Know A Snake Was Above My Head by AmazingELixir: 10:08am On Aug 06, 2020
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Crime › Re: 2 Arrested In Ogun For Scamming Nigerians With Dollar-Washing Fraud by AmazingELixir:
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Ipob with their fraudulent and deceitful nature...and to think that they took the crime drive to a coven for rituals and body parts dealers leaves me befuddled as to what their actual intentions are.
Politics › Re: Revolution Now Protesters Face Armed Military Personnel (VIDEO) by AmazingELixir: 2:17pm On Aug 05, 2020
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Diswan na protest inside motor.. grin grin grin dia pipu wee not kee me.


Police wey to fire gun dey hungry...
Politics › Re: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 11:58am On Aug 05, 2020
mvem:
Wike has immunity as a Governor so there is nothing they can do to him for now
Has that stopped the EFCC from media trial of Wike?
Crime › Re: Engineer Rapes His Neighbour’s Daughter In Ogun by AmazingELixir: 8:42am On Aug 05, 2020
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When has engineering turned to exploration of human woman anatomy...Nigeria keep breaking new ground in everything they lay their hands on.


Somebody help me make sense of this;

" Speaking with PUNCH Metro, the victim’s mother said Adewunmi took advantage of her absence to perpetrate the crime, adding that he and his wife had been appealing to her for settlement, but she declined."

Settlement for what exactly, when the wife should be pushing for the incarceration of the randy Mofo.
Politics › Re: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 8:32am On Aug 05, 2020
mvem:
So you think NDDC funds was not used to sponsor Wike during his first tenure ?
And you think that being the case Magu's EFCC or the ICPC would not have flagged it in their relentless pursuit against Wike.

The issue here has to do with the ongoing investigation keep on it so you don't lose track..
Politics › Re: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 8:06am On Aug 05, 2020
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In other words Amaechi is complicit in the ongoing embezzlement of NDDC funds...if my memory serve me well he is at the centre of the fight against Wike.
Politics › Re: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 7:59am On Aug 05, 2020
Mo3891:
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So Joy Nuhemeh NDDC boss sponsored AAC and yet Mr Wike here still went ahead to prevent her from police officer trying to execute NASS subpoena
National assembly can not issue a subpoena they are not a court neither are they judges read and understand youngman ..the show of shame by the police never had anything to do with the invitation of Joy Nunieh

The police simply went there to prevent her attending to the invitation by the HOR because the police cannot account for the N 475Million the NDDC gave them.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Buhari, Osinbajo, Service Chiefs, Others In Crucial Meeting by AmazingELixir: 2:34pm On Aug 04, 2020
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Always meeting with no visible outcome to stem the slide into anarchy.
Crime › Re: Nigeria’s Out-Of-Control Policemen: How They Steal, Torture And Kill At Will by AmazingELixir: 2:32pm On Aug 04, 2020
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Nigerian police matter taya person...the only solution is to decentralize into state police with completely new sets of recruits engaged by seasoned psychologists, behavioral specialists and professional intelligent security experts.

The civil right unit in the new decentralized police formation should be autonomous with a dedicated department manned by legal, religious and civil right personnel picked outside the police with thesame powers as the state police head to ensure strict compliance of civil laws and and guard against abuse.

Evidence obtained through confessions must be thoroughly examined to determine they are not obtained through torture and if such is observed such officer(s) be arrested as treated like criminals.

Evidence gathering in the new formation should be forensic and intelligent driven with fully functioning digital data base comprising biometric etal.

Remuneration for police officers should measure upto standard with complete medical and life insurance cover for officers and their families.

The police force short be properly equipped, trained and trained to keep them abreast with changing trends.
Crime › Re: Imo Police Parade Kidnappers, Traditional Ruler, Native Doctor, Pastor, Others by AmazingELixir: 10:09am On Aug 04, 2020
Simplyleo:
Lol.

We have started getting the herdsmen terrorising our communities.  grin

So there are even females among these herdsmen.  cheesy
You're very correct just like the deported ex_convict and weed smoking olowu of Iwo kingdom.
Politics › Re: Edo 2020: Yekini Idiaye, 16 Other Lawmakers Back Ize-Iyamu by AmazingELixir: 8:17am On Aug 04, 2020
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We know how politicians roll they change with the tide, I'm more interested in the dynamics after the September election.
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Aug 04, 2020
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He should be grateful....that place looks way better than the living houses of most people in the country specially the miscreants all ways making noises here.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Gives 41 Range Rover SUVs To Judges In Rivers State by AmazingELixir: 8:00am On Aug 04, 2020
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Lots of frustration in the land...if the legislators are routinely given official cars why can't the judiciary enjoy same.

The judicial officers are integral to the effective functioning of government and as such deserve better abi the police force the various governments buy vehicles and equipment for which they in turn use to terrorise the citizens are better than judges..
Politics › Re: Wike Signs ₦300 Billion Revised 2020 Budget by AmazingELixir: 7:54am On Aug 04, 2020
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Is funny when people refer to wike as mr project i begin to wonder the project there are taking about or maybe is the flyover he is constructing guy with the kind of wealth river state have we should be at pal or even more beautiful than Dubai right now[/quote][/s]


Lots of frustrated people on this platform
Education › Re: Ogun Cancels N25,000 COVID-19 Test Requirement As Schools Reopen by AmazingELixir: 9:39pm On Aug 03, 2020
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Foreign Affairs › Re: 14-Year-Old Missing Malaysian Boy Found In Crocrodile's Stomach (Graphic Pics) by AmazingELixir: 6:35pm On Aug 03, 2020
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Na greed kee diswan , after eating a full tasty human chicken still dey hungry am...


They shouldn't allow that croc meat waste ooh...I heard croc meat taste like roasted chicken.
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Spacex Crew Return: Dragon Capsule Splashes Down by AmazingELixir: 10:08am On Aug 03, 2020
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Wow!...even the space suits are now more compact and less cumbersome compared to the dead weight of yester_ years.


Oh Lord epp us for naija make we over boko haram then start to think of how to manufacture television. Amen
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Camry AGL627FT Snatched At Gunpoint In Kwara (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 9:58am On Aug 03, 2020
2cribz:
At gun point. I thought it was only corolla's they go after..was it at night or daytime. Also were the robbers young guys or mid aged . Were you trailed. How did it really happen. Or where you using the camry to do big boy for area playing loud music with gold chain in your neck huh?. It might be a hit from haters. But how much be tracker. Maybe suprised that one guy woukd be claiming maga just paid with this camry now. Might be on its way to ladipo first for parts removal then straight to owode onirin for immediate sales and butchering....
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Why all this youngman...there's no law that states you must comment..allow people with valuable contributions to make their comments and stop displaying your lack of sensitivity here.
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death In Lagos Over Cheating (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:49pm On Aug 02, 2020
A malian geh lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Kaduna Bandits Kill 60-Year-Old Man With 12 Children In His Farm - Shehu Sani by AmazingELixir: 6:48pm On Aug 02, 2020
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Romance › Re: Is It Good To Ejaculate Inside Pregnant Woman During Sex? by AmazingELixir: 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2020
Romance › Re: Women Love My Lips - Photos by AmazingELixir: 5:59pm On Aug 02, 2020
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Why am I not surprised..they will love it because it resembles their puna

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