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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Was Lucky I Didn’t Know A Snake Was Above My Head by AmazingELixir: 10:10am On Aug 06, 2020
TAMUSIC:
Good morning Nairalanders, I’m posting the picture of this snake I killed last night so anyone who knows the name can say it.

I never knew the creepy thing was above my head. I stood beneath it (for about 5 minutes) as it kept observing me.

I normally pump water at night. So at 10:47pm, I came outside to lock the tank. After locking the tank, I saw my brother coming out to get water. (he too was standing beneath it without knowing), I left for my room but I didn’t really know what brought me out again, maybe I felt like talking to him some more. As I came out, I saw the snake hanging close to my roof, at the top of where I was standing before. Then, I told my brother to move away quickly before we killed it. I know Lala probably won’t be happy that I killed it!
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Op I can see you are not a snake eater....the way you smashed the poor creature shows it is not headed for the cooking pot.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Was Lucky I Didn’t Know A Snake Was Above My Head by AmazingELixir: 10:08am On Aug 06, 2020
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CrimeRe: 2 Arrested In Ogun For Scamming Nigerians With Dollar-Washing Fraud by AmazingELixir:
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Ipob with their fraudulent and deceitful nature...and to think that they took the crime drive to a coven for rituals and body parts dealers leaves me befuddled as to what their actual intentions are.
PoliticsRe: Revolution Now Protesters Face Armed Military Personnel (VIDEO) by AmazingELixir: 2:17pm On Aug 05, 2020
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Diswan na protest inside motor.. grin grin grin dia pipu wee not kee me.


Police wey to fire gun dey hungry...
PoliticsRe: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 11:58am On Aug 05, 2020
mvem:
Wike has immunity as a Governor so there is nothing they can do to him for now
Has that stopped the EFCC from media trial of Wike?
CrimeRe: Engineer Rapes His Neighbour’s Daughter In Ogun by AmazingELixir: 8:42am On Aug 05, 2020
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When has engineering turned to exploration of human woman anatomy...Nigeria keep breaking new ground in everything they lay their hands on.


Somebody help me make sense of this;

" Speaking with PUNCH Metro, the victim’s mother said Adewunmi took advantage of her absence to perpetrate the crime, adding that he and his wife had been appealing to her for settlement, but she declined."

Settlement for what exactly, when the wife should be pushing for the incarceration of the randy Mofo.
PoliticsRe: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 8:32am On Aug 05, 2020
mvem:
So you think NDDC funds was not used to sponsor Wike during his first tenure ?
And you think that being the case Magu's EFCC or the ICPC would not have flagged it in their relentless pursuit against Wike.

The issue here has to do with the ongoing investigation keep on it so you don't lose track..
PoliticsRe: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 8:06am On Aug 05, 2020
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In other words Amaechi is complicit in the ongoing embezzlement of NDDC funds...if my memory serve me well he is at the centre of the fight against Wike.
PoliticsRe: Wike: In My Own Election, NDDC Brought N10 Billion Cash To Fight Against Me by AmazingELixir: 7:59am On Aug 05, 2020
Mo3891:
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So Joy Nuhemeh NDDC boss sponsored AAC and yet Mr Wike here still went ahead to prevent her from police officer trying to execute NASS subpoena
National assembly can not issue a subpoena they are not a court neither are they judges read and understand youngman ..the show of shame by the police never had anything to do with the invitation of Joy Nunieh

The police simply went there to prevent her attending to the invitation by the HOR because the police cannot account for the N 475Million the NDDC gave them.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Buhari, Osinbajo, Service Chiefs, Others In Crucial Meeting by AmazingELixir: 2:34pm On Aug 04, 2020
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Always meeting with no visible outcome to stem the slide into anarchy.
CrimeRe: Nigeria’s Out-Of-Control Policemen: How They Steal, Torture And Kill At Will by AmazingELixir: 2:32pm On Aug 04, 2020
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Nigerian police matter taya person...the only solution is to decentralize into state police with completely new sets of recruits engaged by seasoned psychologists, behavioral specialists and professional intelligent security experts.

The civil right unit in the new decentralized police formation should be autonomous with a dedicated department manned by legal, religious and civil right personnel picked outside the police with thesame powers as the state police head to ensure strict compliance of civil laws and and guard against abuse.

Evidence obtained through confessions must be thoroughly examined to determine they are not obtained through torture and if such is observed such officer(s) be arrested as treated like criminals.

Evidence gathering in the new formation should be forensic and intelligent driven with fully functioning digital data base comprising biometric etal.

Remuneration for police officers should measure upto standard with complete medical and life insurance cover for officers and their families.

The police force short be properly equipped, trained and trained to keep them abreast with changing trends.
CrimeRe: Imo Police Parade Kidnappers, Traditional Ruler, Native Doctor, Pastor, Others by AmazingELixir: 10:09am On Aug 04, 2020
Simplyleo:
Lol.

We have started getting the herdsmen terrorising our communities.  grin

So there are even females among these herdsmen.  cheesy
You're very correct just like the deported ex_convict and weed smoking olowu of Iwo kingdom.
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Yekini Idiaye, 16 Other Lawmakers Back Ize-Iyamu by AmazingELixir: 8:17am On Aug 04, 2020
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We know how politicians roll they change with the tide, I'm more interested in the dynamics after the September election.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Aug 04, 2020
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He should be grateful....that place looks way better than the living houses of most people in the country specially the miscreants all ways making noises here.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Gives 41 Range Rover SUVs To Judges In Rivers State by AmazingELixir: 8:00am On Aug 04, 2020
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Lots of frustration in the land...if the legislators are routinely given official cars why can't the judiciary enjoy same.

The judicial officers are integral to the effective functioning of government and as such deserve better abi the police force the various governments buy vehicles and equipment for which they in turn use to terrorise the citizens are better than judges..
PoliticsRe: Wike Signs ₦300 Billion Revised 2020 Budget by AmazingELixir: 7:54am On Aug 04, 2020
[[s]quote author=Yakubu113 post=92435908]
Is funny when people refer to wike as mr project i begin to wonder the project there are taking about or maybe is the flyover he is constructing guy with the kind of wealth river state have we should be at pal or even more beautiful than Dubai right now[/quote][/s]


Lots of frustrated people on this platform
EducationRe: Ogun Cancels N25,000 COVID-19 Test Requirement As Schools Reopen by AmazingELixir: 9:39pm On Aug 03, 2020
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Foreign AffairsRe: 14-Year-Old Missing Malaysian Boy Found In Crocrodile's Stomach (Graphic Pics) by AmazingELixir: 6:35pm On Aug 03, 2020
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Na greed kee diswan , after eating a full tasty human chicken still dey hungry am...


They shouldn't allow that croc meat waste ooh...I heard croc meat taste like roasted chicken.
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Spacex Crew Return: Dragon Capsule Splashes Down by AmazingELixir: 10:08am On Aug 03, 2020
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Wow!...even the space suits are now more compact and less cumbersome compared to the dead weight of yester_ years.


Oh Lord epp us for naija make we over boko haram then start to think of how to manufacture television. Amen
Car TalkRe: Toyota Camry AGL627FT Snatched At Gunpoint In Kwara (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 9:58am On Aug 03, 2020
2cribz:
At gun point. I thought it was only corolla's they go after..was it at night or daytime. Also were the robbers young guys or mid aged . Were you trailed. How did it really happen. Or where you using the camry to do big boy for area playing loud music with gold chain in your neck huh?. It might be a hit from haters. But how much be tracker. Maybe suprised that one guy woukd be claiming maga just paid with this camry now. Might be on its way to ladipo first for parts removal then straight to owode onirin for immediate sales and butchering....
undecided undecided undecided

Why all this youngman...there's no law that states you must comment..allow people with valuable contributions to make their comments and stop displaying your lack of sensitivity here.
CrimeRe: Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death In Lagos Over Cheating (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:49pm On Aug 02, 2020
A malian geh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Bandits Kill 60-Year-Old Man With 12 Children In His Farm - Shehu Sani by AmazingELixir: 6:48pm On Aug 02, 2020
Ok
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Ejaculate Inside Pregnant Woman During Sex? by AmazingELixir: 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2020
RomanceRe: Women Love My Lips - Photos by AmazingELixir: 5:59pm On Aug 02, 2020
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Why am I not surprised..they will love it because it resembles their puna
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Ejaculate Inside Pregnant Woman During Sex? by AmazingELixir: 5:53pm On Aug 02, 2020
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These nairaland pipu wee not kee mee ...the last thread I read the OP was admitting falling in love with a mad woman..Chai.


Bia Op wetin concern you concern pregnant women...
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With A Pretty Mad Girl in my area by AmazingELixir: 5:52pm On Aug 02, 2020
chumada:
yea, I am seriously in love with a mad woman in my area, it all started when I was going to work one early morning unfortunately this pretty mad lady was taking her shower, her unclothedness caught my attention, she possess sweet breast my girlfriend failed to have with her sexy gallant cute body. Ever since then I can't stop thinking about her, I wanna make love to her. I am dying in love already angry sad

Please how do I go about thishuh angry sad
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Finally your village people have succeeded!
TV/MoviesRe: Brighito, Praise, Other Housemates Mock Ka3na After Knowing About The Romp by AmazingELixir: 5:49pm On Aug 02, 2020
[[s]quote author=Cutezt post=92374753]Praise had been dodging Ka3na who has been asking that they speak for over 20 hours after their romp, here is the moment Brighito and other housemates mocked Ka3na after she again requested for praise's time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIIA9vbLXhI[/quote][/s]

Nonsense
CrimeRe: Two Brothers Kill Their Brother In Imo State (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:45pm On Aug 02, 2020
Crystalvivi:
A family in umuwaku in ohaji egbema on the last day of July around 11pm just few hours to the new month conspired and took the life of their brother...a father of 2... what a wicked world.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1431785987030234&id=100005965387706
Vivi baby na you dey sponsor this kind gory thread..
CelebritiesRe: Omo Britico Acquires A New House In Lekki by AmazingELixir: 5:37pm On Aug 02, 2020
Jah bless your hussle girl
PoliticsRe: Gabe Okoye Runs For US Senate (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 4:03pm On Aug 01, 2020
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But down here Afonjaz will be screaming their lungs out and cursing for a woman married to their kinsman who got an appointment allotted to her husband's state.
EducationRe: Amosun’s N27.3 Billion Abandoned Model School Project by AmazingELixir: 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2020
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Amusu the gun runner...if only he had judiciously used the fund available to him wisely those projects would have been completed, furnished and school activities commenced albeit he resorted to gun running and importation of assault firearms to kill his political rivals.

The man that is posting those pictures is it lizards and rats that will be educated in those empty warehouses.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Shows Sallah Ram Meat Gift, Says "Maintain Good Friendships" by AmazingELixir: 3:07pm On Aug 01, 2020
Leonbonapart:
mumu
Your entire generation mumu

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