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Entertainment / Re: Check Out This Funny Pics by amazingemy9: 11:05am On Apr 15, 2015
Career / Pls Vote For Me Nd Help Me Win This 300k In Maclean Contest by amazingemy9: 10:58am On Apr 15, 2015
Education / Re: See What This Boy Did To His Class Teacher by amazingemy9: 10:50am On Apr 15, 2015
Romance / Re: PIC: When Your Side Guy Insists You Use His Picture As Your DP by amazingemy9: 10:48am On Apr 15, 2015
Crime / Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by amazingemy9: 10:45am On Apr 15, 2015
Crime / Re: I Didn’t Mean To Kill My Childhood Friend, 17- Year-old Girl Laments by amazingemy9: 10:44am On Apr 15, 2015
Entertainment / Re: Guy Blew N10.1million ($63K) On Drinks In Victoria Island (photos) by amazingemy9: 9:29am On Dec 26, 2014
Its not possible.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Spent N30bn On Buhari - Wike by amazingemy9: 9:25am On Dec 26, 2014
Politics
Pls click the link to like my pics 4 the Guinness #made of black contest.

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Travel / Pls I Need Help(direction) On How I Will Travel From Anambra To Ilorin. by amazingemy9: 12:43pm On Nov 30, 2014
Pls my fellow nairalanders,I will be travelling to ilorin this week for the ist time,and I will be travelling from anambra state,onitsha to be precise,pls I need your advice to know the transport company to use,I have contacted Good is good motors,they told me that they don't ply through that road.most of the people I asked here said they didn't knw much about kwara state.pls guys I need ur help on this,your advices re much welcomed.the place am going to is called basin.
Literature / Stranded.....part1 by amazingemy9: 12:34am On Oct 25, 2014
His thoughts, pervading her senses, she thought it right to pay him a surprise visit. She snatched her phone, punched out his number and sent a message which read: Where are you? I'm at your house o.

Minutes later, she got his reply -- Ah! So, where are you now? Just sitting outside? I'm somewhere around Ikeja. You just take a bus to 95, Opebi road.

She got there only to find out he was almost rounding up with what he went there for. Soon, he reached for his car. Zoom! Off they went.

"Tell me where you'll alight, I took your lane."

"No, take me to your house. I left my bag there and I need to get it before going home."

"Why should I do that?", he questioned.

"It's because I want you to. Please, just do this for me."

"Why didn't you come with your bag? Weren't you at my apartment earlier today? Why did you even come today without my invite? Don't you know what privacy is? What the heck's wrong with you? Didn't we see yesterday? Did I give you a love portion or something?" He laughed, then continued, "Look, you need to get down here. I'll give you some money to get a bus, if you don't have any. But, have it in mind you won't get to my apartment seated in this car tonight."

Wow. He was determined. Why such decision? Insulted, she came down. Why doesn't he want to take me to his apartment, even? Am I that money oriented? Of course, I have just 100 naira which
isn't enough to take me to my 'humble' home but I can't collect the money he offered. No way!

Thoughts streaming, stunned, perplexed, she got herself a bus worth 100 Naira to his apartment,
took her hand bag and headed home STRANDED.

The night was dark, warm and secretive, she thought as the stood at the bus-stop. She took great, heaving gulps of honeysuckle-scented air, but didn't help alleviate the unnecessary terrible treatment she just experienced with her Man.

Amina, tall in a willowy but graceful way; her skin, brown like a fresh West African anthill, and she has the features of a typical Fulani girl, was sure she'd be given a lift pretty soon. Her hair is
always in cornrows, but in burnished jet black that gave the
impression of a girl who knows orderliness and personal grooming. She perpetually wears a shy smile, allowing you just a
glimpse of her teeth.

"Hellos! Come in." A voice echoed. A tiny one at that. She swivelled only to find a dark obviously short man in the car. "I can love to give you a ride to where ever your deathination is."

'Hellos' could probably be the plural of Hello. But he wishing me death, that I can't take. His offer, even.

"No, thanks. I'll be here, waiting, for my Man.", she lied.

"Eh! 8:30pm? I wouldn't hesitate a split second when another stops by." She soliloquized.

"Hello there! Mind if I give you a lift?" A husky voice calmly questioned. His body mass will definitely impress women and scare men. Wow!

" Yes! Yes, please. Thanks." Half way down, he twirled her hair and tucked it behind her ear down to her gracious breasts. Her face, bumped together in a scowl, she asked, "What's the meaning of this?"

"You don't know? Are you a kid? Get down if you aren't ready for this."

"Stop the car, then. That.." She pointed "...is where I'll get a bus." She came down, STRANDED still. This time around, it was at Oshodi market. A bus to Ikeja was all she wanted then.

Minutes passed. Hours, too. Hungry. STRANDED. Angry. Crying. What a situation! Am I going to spend the night on the streets? Oh God! Come to my rescue, please!

"Four Four Hundred! Four Four Hundred! No more Two Two thousand!" voices from the background just won't allow her think!

"Wetin be this na? Una too shout jor."

"Comot for there na. Who be you sef? Ah! Sister, na you be this?"

"So?", I questioned. Hei! Isn't this the same young man I yelled at the last time I was here. He likes me, no doubt. Will he help me out now? I'd better treat him in a sweet manner tonight if I really want to go home.

"Wetin you dey do for here by this time na?"

"Sweety, how na?"

"Eh! My name na Uche na." He said looking down at his hands, which he clenched and unclenched nervoursly. Surely his face was red hot. After a moment, he looked up at her again, but slightly amused at his own ponderings.

"Omo, I dey STRANDED. Abeg, buy my card na. Make I transfer
am to you, abeg? Na Glo o."

"True? No wahala. Send am"

Amina, done with the transfer, her joy knew no bounds.

"Oya, collect", he said, handling her the money, while the coners of his mouth quirked upward. Then, he said, "Chai. I don help you o. Okay na. Safe journey. I like you small."

"Thank you, darling! God go bless you plenty. I like you pass sef. You just dey know?"

"Chai. Sister...!!".
Pls click the link below to vote for me on the ongoing st remy contest,just click the link+comment if you have the time,thanks nd Godbless.watch out for the part 2 of the story

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Literature / Intoxication....must Read. by amazingemy9: 12:08am On Oct 25, 2014
My Friend Darlington Nnamani , lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes him sociable.

I, however cannot force myself to use St.Remy to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate,will be all that my good pal have as well..

Pls vote for him.Click the link and just like his pix (vote) him....

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You See A Beautiful Lady by amazingemy9: 2:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
It always end up in two ways,either she gave me her number or she refused to.I dnt knw y am always lucky with beautiful girls.
Please click the link to vote for me in the st remy millionaire contest,just click the link below and like the photo,pls comment if you can,thanks and Godbless.
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Business / Re: *****world Currencies The Naira Is Bigger Than***** by amazingemy9: 2:31pm On Oct 23, 2014
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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Stalked Anyone by amazingemy9: 11:31am On Oct 23, 2014
Lol stalkers. ;DLol stalkers.
Nairaland / General / Re: Graphic Pics: Man Cut Into Pieces At Railway Crossing Line In Ibadan by amazingemy9: 11:29am On Oct 23, 2014
Oh God what is this nau...
Celebrities / Re: Actor Clems Onyeka Killed By Stray Bullet In Asaba This Afternoon by amazingemy9: 10:53am On Oct 15, 2014
TheSonOfMark:
Why weren't there any other casualty? Why is it just him? Was his killing premeditated? Sorry if I seem like a conspiracy theorist but with the never-ending tussle and battle for supremacy in Nollywood ,coupled with mysterious deaths of actors in recent times, nothing seems impossible. I hope my assumptions are wrong. For the the good of this country, I hope I am wrong.
you re stupidly wrong.

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Education / Re: Fupre's Shambolic Admission Process. by amazingemy9: 10:29pm On Sep 27, 2014
Men am short of words,I really don't know what else to say,seem that u guys have said it all.
One is that I have always known fupre for the kind of simple looking exams they do set esp during postume.at ist u might think its easy bt once the results re out,u see a lot of people complaining of this same thing u re doing now,permit me to tell u that majority of students in Fupre re those that wrote the postume twice or more,all I can tell u bro is to prepare harder for next year.
Family / Re: Man Kills Wife. Says She Infected Him With HIV by amazingemy9: 8:30am On Aug 11, 2014
popson1st: Na because of these you killed her?
put ur self in that man situation,u will do more than that.heart break under normal circumstances can be unbearable @ times not to talk of this situation this man find himself.anger can make us do things we live to regret at the end,the man later said when he woke up @ the hospital that he didn't mean to kill her.but that woman too is very wicked.

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Health / Re: Pls Help Typhoid Wants To Kill Me Oooo by amazingemy9: 12:08am On Aug 11, 2014
Emmyk: Agbo
didn't get that bro,pls what is that suppose to mean pls? #curious to knw.
Health / Re: Pls Help Typhoid Wants To Kill Me Oooo by amazingemy9: 12:07am On Aug 11, 2014
purplesummer: Run a widal test, it may not be typhoid afterall.
have done that bro,the result said my typhoid is something plus,have forgotten the term he used,every other thing is fine.that was the result my doc used for the treatment.nd the doc is good too,so I just dnt get it,is it that typhoid is hard to treat or what,am confused oo.
Health / Pls Help Typhoid Wants To Kill Me Oooo by amazingemy9: 11:25pm On Aug 10, 2014
Hello my fellow nairalanders pls I need ur help,am having a severe typhoid for some months now,I have been treating it since then,for like 3months now,bt it kept coming bk.my doctor have been giving me drugs nd injections bt after some time it comes bk again,with constant headache.some guys have advised that I should use herb.pls have any one had such experience before nd how does he/she tackled it and what kind of herb does he or she used.thanks nd Godbless. embarassedHello my fellow nairalanders pls I need ur help,am having a severe typhoid for some months now,I have been treating it since then,for like 3months now,bt it kept coming bk.my doctor have been giving me drugs nd injections bt after some time it comes bk again,with constant headache.some guys have advised that I should use herb.pls have any one had such experience before nd how does he/she tackled it and what kind of herb does he or she used.thanks nd Godbless.
Travel / Re: A Thread For Students Coming To The UK: My Experience Shared by amazingemy9: 11:16pm On Aug 05, 2014
Wow,that's gr8
Nairaland / General / Re: How I Masturbated Every Day For 1 And A Half Year by amazingemy9: 7:21am On Aug 04, 2014
Ist you have to stop watching pornography,the urge nd the pressure night be too much @ist,but the moment u stopped,u re almost there.then another thing is giving ur life to christ,even st paul lamented in the bible that some times he find him self doing things that he never wanted to do,what am trying to say is that without christ u can do nothing,without the holyspirit in you,fighting this will be impossible.if u think am joking try to fight it ur self,u just abstained for just one week nd u think u have stopped it?ask the guy that did for 11years,at some point in his life,he might have tried to stop it him self by his might bt he can't.if u dnt knw bro,there re demons involved,and as bad as it may sound,u need to be told the truth.u need to be delivered nd then you ask jesus to come in and take control,then watch what happens.nd try nt to think about it,cos once u do,u find ur self doing it again.
Travel / Re: A Thread For Students Coming To The UK: My Experience Shared by amazingemy9: 12:06am On Aug 04, 2014
Like How much is the school fees of most of this universities over there?nd do these universities give scholarships too?
Travel / Re: A Thread For Students Coming To The UK: My Experience Shared by amazingemy9: 10:41pm On Aug 03, 2014
More than informative.mods pls move this to frontpage asap.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Weirdest Things U Have Done To Abscond Throwing A Birthday Party by amazingemy9: 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2014
Kemy11: men after hauz rent and school fees broken bottle hold me die. I no botti pikin
no be small thing bro
Nairaland / General / Re: Weirdest Things U Have Done To Abscond Throwing A Birthday Party by amazingemy9: 6:29pm On Aug 03, 2014
Have never celebrated my birthday before cos it on 2nd january,friends re no were to be found,I only celebrate with family members.
Nairaland / General / Re: Weirdest Things U Have Done To Abscond Throwing A Birthday Party by amazingemy9: 6:26pm On Aug 03, 2014
U re more than broked.

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