OneNaija:

@amebo no1. wetin dey worry you sef. check my date and time I have spent online in nairaland. e bi like say na cybercafe i dey stupid person. I think you don drive thonia away. anyway I go find her where ever she dey i will still get her.

sharappppp diaaaaa, see as you resemble "old roger is dead and gone to his grave" wey i learn for primary school, oponu

yme if you see ucherayo oops i mean uche2nna u would have stolen him since


why do you think i am jealous, will you divert your eyes nawwwwww

na so loff dey start, from "you are one of the lively ones" to " can i get your email addy"

continue my eyes are quite open

so na here uche2nnachuwkwu dey play love for my back abi

amlos007:

, i cnt love again till i leave this earth if hauwa can do such a thing to me, one love   

hauwa (a.k.a omoge) wat did you do to this guy

OneNaija:

@Thonia make I drive go market first go buy food stuff. I m lonely since. anyway Nur mind those jealousy. I be fine bobby and correct.Nothing do me. Nur worry I fit handle you. later brb in a moment.

you sure say na market you dey go? abi your time for cybercafe don expire

Uche2nna 01:49:16 PM Viewing the topic I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland.


i am inloff with uche2nna

OneNaija:

Thonia If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again,  If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice in my ear even dose I have never speak to you before for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence here in Nairaland has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve,
If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you,  if only you knew. please guy you don't have any idea How i feel for this girl. she might think am joking or playing well I am serious. It sound crazy but i like dat. Thonia just give me the chance to talk to you. just for once. If so I will leave you with the rest because No more disturb thank you.

shiorrrr abeg na where this guy copy and paste this kain "mile2-ajegunle" method of toasting

abeg go find denzel washington make him teach you to scope woman

whitelexi:

My dear, if road good, u go travel am again and again na

onye ara carry waka, but look wit only one eyes i no like as u dey look, if anything do thonia na ur name i go call, just look once and remove eye, i go dey watch you, if you look again, na seun i go report you give

lookery is a crime

ThoniaSlim:

thank you. . .  


Haba. . .you are truly an amebo. . .you didn't have to say that.  . .

i measure up to my name  shesh dont make noise so that he wont find out i typed his name here, I[b] HAVE A GOOD REPUTATION TO PROTECT ON THIS FORUM[/b]

whitelexi:

_{Clears Throat}

The same eyes u use see me na him i use see u too

The first time i checked whos online i see as you dey look the profile, i go check whos online again ,naim i see say u still dey look, so i had to report back here, before them go say amebo no talk when people dey look thonia profile

ThoniaSlim:

Yea slim's my middle name. . .I never put it there myself. . .back in sec sch. . .most of my friends loved calling me thonia and adding my middle name to it. . .so it kinda of stuck.

ok, im loving the name already

BTW whitelexi stop viewing thonias profile

ThoniaSlim:


Haba amebo of all the names. . .its this particular brother of yours you chose. . .

BTW is slim your middle name? i tot you just put it in there cos you r slim

ThoniaSlim:

Ah. . .abeg which broda be that?

Nkemdilichukwu

OneNaija:

@ThoniaSlim  Nur mind them jare .na Jealousy.abeg try email me or meet me online make wen talk. my email dey my profiles. I get babe sha but you na d highest believe or not.

@T Lady Thanks you God bless you. Person fit meet love anyway. a bi na crime?

you no well, oloshi

by the way, na my brother dey marry thonia, will you back off

LadyT:

Me too I loff Amebo.

i am inloff with LADYT

like your name poster

the girl must wack mugu

Am Alone:

when will u ursef get married??

i will get married the day a woman takes you off your "Alone" status

oh the foolish guy is a wife beater

nonsense

lechatte:

@Poster, you have done a sorry thing. Sleeping with your sister's husband is a betrayal of your sister's trust and confidence and I hope you are truly repentant.

On the flip side, if you are in love with him as you have said, is he also in love with you? If he is, then his arse better go and pay your bride price so he can have you in his bed without breaking all kinds of laws of human nature. If he doesn't pay your bride price and you don't leave that vicinity and stop giving him nyash for free, then you are not only foolish, you are also crazy!

i honestly advice you to see a shrink, cos you are the crazy one here

lizzy A:

i am not talking about uk,am talking about having something in nigeria,there is no place like home.My husband said whenever i have money wit me,there is always trouble in d house,dat a woman shouldnt have d same thing wit a man,dats competition,he said i might not respect him again,which is not true.

does your husband live on this planet earth  


seriously its only a kid that will say a thingy like dis, no insult intended

all this men and their insecurities

landwin:

@poster

Think about your life and not others

good advice

now this is what i have been trying to tell you , think about your life and not kanus or amarachis