Monicaa:

What is this? I can see u r obsessed with me , Everyone is now Monicaa to you.

make we hear word,na so u come wt anita1,then come post again after a few hrs,d same here

na today

Riskie:



@ Amebo you haven't said anything useful the whole time. anyway there is nothing you can say online here that would hurt me in any way. This is a virtual world. If you knew me in reality you would mind your business and shut your colossal trap.  

thank you honey, *bows down and worship all mighty retarded goat called riskie*

all hail ma riskie,d madam NL has to offer,our all dumb,all foolish,all stupid,and all daft madam islam



we hail u oooo madam riskie

i know life is a risk but jeeeezzz abroad no be by force

Riskie:

ROFL!!! Nobody strikes their head on the ground. As for mumbling a strange language, some of us actually endeavour to learn the language, or at least understand the prayers we recite   Those who choose to revere earthly human kings, that is their problem not mine. I don't know what questions you want me to answer and I won't even bother because all you want to do is refute things and argue which is pointless.

Amebo your name suits you so well. You, my dear a buffoon.  

hahahahah david she said she wont answer oooo,hahahahaha u see them want people to answer their own,but refuse to answer when asked

riskie dearie what r u scared off,david answered ur qstions so answer his

Riskie:

Amebo your name suits you so well. You, my dear a buffoon.  ;

ouch wat have i done now? u see dis is wat d muslims resort to,insults,even when they r not insulted why r u calling me a buffoon now?


hahahaahahha riskie honey,if i were u,i wouldnt even go via insults,cos if i start wt u,ehehehehehehehehhe u will regret ever coming in contact wt amebo no.1 on dis forum


hahahha ask pple them go tell u,so make u drop insults and reason and also post wt ur head like an adult and not a kid


JESUS IS LORD

hamzatafee:

Am 21 years old and my galfrnd is 19yrs, am still a student and she,  i am not ready for marriage yet !!!!!!!please advice me seriously,  i need this very urgent !!!

y not have sex wt ur english first before having sex wt her,it might improve u know


jeezzzzz 21?my friend "I'm sure u don't have up to 1000 naira there,watever will happen if she takes in?

u want a good advise,well i will give u mine frm d bottomless bottom of my heart


"GO TO HELL"

KarmaMod:

Is there a problem with singing?

u dey mind am,maybe thier alfas should stop disturbing us in d morning wt their town cry


alaaaaaaaa akuba ooooooooo

when it comes to shape ini edo is so far from mercy johnson,mercy has it all

Riskie:

Typical. I couldn't expect anything less than lousy singing from a Christ-worshipper. Afterall that's what you all refer to as worship

hahhahahahahahhahahahah

i'ke di na obara jesus

i'ke di na obara jesus

there is power in the blood of Jesus

there is power in the blood of Jesus

every knee must bow to the power of Jesus

Riskie:

Obviously your elevator doesn't reach the top floor 

hahahahhahahahaahahhhaa i can't stop laffing hahahaahahhahahahha


_*singing*


power jam power,power jam power,d lesser power must bow

power jam power,power jam power,d lesser power must bow

every power must bow,to the power of  Jesus

hamzatafee:

Hello Nairlander,
     Help me with this please ------------------ I have been dating this girl for over 3 years and she used to claim virgin for me till date and she never allow me to disvirgin even though i never see her naked up till now and she use to say to me that "SHE LOVE ME SO MUCH"But am afraid because girls nowadays are dangerous, Please advice me what do i do,I want to have sex with this girl because i don't want loose and also how will i believe her that she really love me


Advice me nairlanders !!!!!!!!!!!

loose wat?



how do u believe her dat she truly loves u? why not ask a native doctor

u wanna have sex?swear shes d only one u have and u r not double dating,if not go hire a prostitute on allen avenue

oshi

Riskie:

I think we should stop answering the questions of the Christian people of Nairaland. When they ask a question no matter how stupid it may seem the Muslims here always try to answer it. I asked a few questions some days ago and no one answered.

hahahhahahahahah when two powers jam the lesser one will bow,so islams hav bowed to the power of xtian God hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha

tope2000:

Lmao . . . . i op not

i think she is d one jare,let her come and deny it and i will go look up their ip address

i wouldnt be surprised if dis is monicaa again

hi, i lives and works in america, i need a wife urgently, can you be off utmost assistance. i promise you greencard

for a supposed americana wt greencard,dis engrish is terrible


christtt

landwin sweetie,dis is a new year,let go of kanu and move forward

inspired pls stop viewing my profile

haba na wetin

Busy_body:

Why is my post saying 1579 for the 3rd time Jenny come back hia nau nau and stop tampering with the "airwave"

naaa its normal,mine is like dat too,smtimes it stays like dat for 10 mins before moving forward

Busy_body:

How come i can now see it arrrggghhh, jenny you are a winch

but no be big deal,im surprised ur hubby tumfulu no show u,d guy comes on wt 4 ids d same time

Busy_body:


I tried it tonight but it didn't work, once I logged on with my sister's name, mine got logged out but what I know sha is that one can log on with the same username, on two different computers in two different locations



^{And for the record and from my busybody record, which has never failed me Cosjo is not Inspired_men, Cosjo is a journalist and a wannabe Sanitization Officer}   _{Cosjo, na joke i dey joke about the wannabe stuff o, before you come tear me to shreds with your razor laced mouth}

it works busybody,ive done it a lot of times,na today

if u think say i dey lie,try me make i show u now

inspired_m:


Can 1 person Be Online as 2 Usernames at the Same time ? I don't know why you have to display your ignorance on the WWW all the time. 

u r a liar,yes one can be online wt 4 ids at d same time

who do u want to deceive?