I just suddenly thought of it after watching Jessica Simpson on E News where she claimed that kissing your partner with your eyes close is a put off and a no no

when will pple learn to start speaking for themselves and not for everyone?

@topic

my eyes r always closed,its not as if i do it myself,its just something that happens naturally,once d lips r very close to mine,i go blind instanta

a friend of mine said it is rude to stare at ur partner whilst kissing


well i dont have control over my eyes at at particular time,so it closes on its own

to me its like staring at d sun directly,i dont wanna go blind

MrCrackles:

The most embarassing moment of my life was when i threw up on an HR-manager during a panel interview!!
_{Dont ask me if i got the job in the end!}!!!!

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

well since all of u have started lying,then excuse me cos i wanna give my own lie

@topic

d day i slapped obama and michelle poured mixed cement wt chili on me

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

u know wat hon?im beginning to get used to all your "white lies"

keep it up

poster wetin consaign u

goodass:

@ poster

wat has his being a nigerian got 2do wt d way he turned out?

go ask him wat he wants and leave 'nigeria' out.ta it, k? or we r all d same, huh?

like seriously

i hate it when dis pple generalize

@poster

u see,u should blame urself for marrying a jerk and immatured goat,so stop generalizing

romeo:



@Amebo
I bu ezigbo amebo kara aka

*Hauwa*:

who said hairy legs are bad? 4Play where are you

4play no well ooooo ,i love them hairs on mi legs

Pennywise:

If you take Sapphic advise, you will be 38 and still be waiting for that guy who really really . . . . . .The issue of having been used when a relationship goes bust has no real meaning in modern day application. Afterall you were not bethrotted.

poster if u take pennywise's  advise,then you are going to end up used and dumped

let him go,and make urself available to other pple,dont let the guy block ur way,else u will be 40 yet nobody will even say a hello to u


@pennywise

wats d use of staying in a fruitless relationship?if at d beginning stage its dis stupid then when will it be sweet

tope2000:

Lol . . . . . she is prolly just having fun flirting na

ehen now u r talking?

married ko,engaged ni

tope2000:

How u take know say na fake altho she did say she was married in her interview

so she told me one time,and then saw in some thread where she gave an impression dat she isnt married

yes ooo,i used fake love cos i am tired of dis open display of affection and nothing to show for it

arramyjay:

He is after your body.

just saw ur siggy,hope dis love is for real cos we r tired of all dis nld love of a thingy,we dont want u lot declaring ur love open again,making noise inside our ears,b4 we know it,u guys have separated,wedding dat is suppose to be happening soon,will be postponed till further notice,all dis nairaland unfruitful and never progressing love sef

na today?all dis fake love pple

hheheheheehhehe how come im just seeing dis thread

Treetop20:

women can be daft
it is clear that he just wants to shag
and you are still confused about what he really wants
later you will say all Nigerian men are rubbish

honestly i very well agree wt u here

come sef ooo


all dis posters dat ask dis nonsense qstions dat even kids cant ask,are old pple,dats d most annoying thingy

what kind of a qstion is dis one poster?

@topic

well i dont like it,but like they say

diff strokes for diff folks

nwanyi mara nma abata go,ikomi na romanus na cho-i-kidnapu-ya

oforo otele,toshmann,na presido,ndie ochu nwanyi,ibia ebea chu kwa do girl

@mandiiee
ifugo ndie mkporo afa,gba kwa ra fa oso,fa di dangerous

fantacie:


i tried doing dat but he came begging calling all my friends dat knows him to help beg me and i took him back thinking he will change as he promised. u see sometime he seem so serious dat 's why i get confused

i bet u honey,u r wt d wrong man,he will even send his parents to beg on his behalf,but i tell u,when he tires of u,he wil turn his back on u,then it might be too late for u to start an emotional affair again

@topic

i come from ikot ekpene in calabar,am i qualified to apply?

fantacie:

ladies wat would you do to a guy who says he loves u yet disappears when u need his help or something from him. the last thing he can tink of is to give u a gift but he wants to take u to bed all the time.he can not go to the movie with u except late at night so that u will end up in his bed. his regular word "love is not material things"

this is wat I'm facing right now please i need ur advice. it's so confusing bc the guy wont let go of me and he says he will marry me.

do u need anybody to tell u,before u know dat u r dating a player?who's gonna dump u sooner or later

MrCrackles:

Amazing!
I wish i was on the flight to witness the two thoughts of survival and perishing!

i reject it for u

@poster

i think u r d direct opposite of d word rich

Rich pple dont talk sir or blow their trumpet

MrCrackles:

Fuc.k counselling, i decide if i want or not, if i dont, i will gladly take my marriage to the registry and straight to the reception if the pastor becomes fussy!

whatever

thank you stars poster dat i am not a witch,i swear i would have dealt wt u wherever u r

idiot

like treetop said,it is premarital councelling,pple need dat councelling alot cos it helps

MrCrackles:


I was about to ask too

I guess it is some fanatical nonsense designed by ITK pastors/men of Gods!

it is no nonsense,its a course dat will make u decide finally if u want to maryy ur partner,you will be asked some qstions

imagine one dude was asked wat he saw in his wife dat made him fall inlove wt her,his answer was "her little open teeth(gap teeth) and d pastor was like "wat if she gets involved in one tough fight,and looses d whole teeth wat will u do?

the dude kept quiet

~Sauron~:

Sauron WINS.

Or if the Church detects one of em is HIV+.

or if someone answers " i do" to the qstion asked by the pastor to the congregation,the almighty qstion

"who amongst u here does not want this couple to be joined in holy matrimony?let that person speak now,or forever remain silent"

they get to discuss wat marriage is all about

@topic

parents have a right to,just keep pushing,they might change their mind

in some churches pastors cancels d wedding if the couple does not finish attending their marriage course

@topic

respect is reciprocal,if d dude does not want to respect himself,then he shouldnt expect an iota of respect from me

oh no look at wat dis girls have turned my thread into? they have turned my thread into "thread of fornication"


karma even u sef

bluespice:

amebo first magz then treetop,
woman decide! ive been changing my attire for far too long
getting into em leather boots is no easy job u know

ok take magz,im sure he will sing and play u to sleep,but pls dont forget to use CD