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Basketmouth has unveiled his latest comedy skit featuring the hilarious comedienne Chigul ahead of his epoch Basketmouth Uncensored US tour which kicks of in Dallas, on June 19th, 2015.

watch here; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/just-for-laughs-basketmouth-showers.html

I hear that our Amiable President got to his office too late today... As the first day at work, everyone got to the office before 8am anticipating their new boss, to their surprise, Buhari did not show up..

more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/first-day-at-work-pres-buhari-arrives.html

Lagos celebrated CÎROC-style this weekend, with Nigerian superstars and CÎROC Ambassadors Banky W and D’Banj hosting events at the luxury city’s hotspots, including the grand All White grand re-opening of The Place Ikeja Nightclub and a special CÎROC edition of The Grill At The Pent.

Hosted by Banky W, the highly anticipated grand re-opening of the popular The Place Ikeja on Saturday followed a total refurbishment of the club, complete with ultra-modern interiors and state of the art sound facilities, bringing an unparalleled clubbing experience to Lagos’ trendsetters.

More photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/ciroc-throws-banky-w-all-white-lavish.html

How far my people..I don show,,Pls help this lost reader to find his way to Brazil from Oshodi


See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/question-of-day-how-do-i-get-to-brazil.html

What exactly is an 84 year old man doing with a new bride? Well looks like that's the new in thing.. Pictured above is 84-year-old Alhaji Faruk Umar Faruk, the 60th Emir of Daura in Katsina state with his newest bride.
The photo shared by Twitter user @YaxsyMand, reignited the age long debate of why young women, especially in today's world are marrying men old enough to be their grandfathers.
Many are saying on social media that compared to Governor Oshiomole, 63 and Iala Fortes, 30, this union is even more 'outrageous' as the lady is alleged to be in her early 30's or younger.

See another; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/06/step-aside-oshiomole-84-year-old-emir.html

The first civilian Governor of Bayelsa State, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, has disclosed that the immediate past First Lady, Patience Jonathan, never wanted her husband, Goodluck Jonathan in politics.

He recalled Patience initially stood against the ex-president ambition as a deputy governorship candidate in 1998, ahead of the elections in 1999.

Alamieyeseigha at a banquet organised by the Bayelsa State Government, as part of programmes for a civic reception in honour of the former President at the Banquet Hall of Government House, Yenagoa, said Mrs Jonathan was satisfied with her husband’s progress at the defunct Oil Minerals Producing Areas Development Commission (OMPADEC), where he was an Assistant Director.
Jonathan was Alamieyeseigha’s deputy from 1999 to 2005, when he took over as governor after his boss was impeached over money laundering charges.

Read more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/patience-never-wanted-jonathan-in.html

Khloe Kardashian has been hitting the gym in recent months, and the dedicated star is eager to show off her hard work and new found confidence.
The 30-year-old stepped out in New York City flaunting her enviable figure in a pair of distressed skinny jeans.

She looked laid-back in the casual ensemble, and put her flawless skin on display, opting for a make-up free look as she headed into her hotel.

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/khloe-kardashian-shows-off-her-new-slim.html

I am sure we were expecting a wierdoo like this already.. She should have asked for exemption letter instead na
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see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/photo-of-day-sister-mary-in-nysc-camp.html

This is soo cool! It looks like it’s a season for proposals as 43 year old actress Nia Long is officially engaged to her longtime boyfriend of 5 years, Nigerian-American former NBA player Ime Udoka.

The couple welcomed their son Kez Sunday Udoka in 2011 but have remained a private couple.

According to reports, the 36 year old assistant coach popped the question recently and last night Nia Long was spotted with a huge rock on her finger as the couple stepped out all smiles after a dinner together.

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/nigerian-american-nba-player-ime-udoka.html

She has four famous older siblings - Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and Kendall - all who have sultry social media snaps on their respective accounts. But she is only 17. Kylie Jenner shows no slowing down in her inappropriate shots on Instagram..She is in a Relentless pursuit to keep up with her older sisters
And in her relentless pursuit to keep up with the Kardashians, Kylie Jenner shared two new Instagram photos of herself on Tuesday from what appeared to be a desert-style photo shoot.
The 17-year-old reality star was dressed - by family friend and celebrity stylist Monica Rose - in a semi-sheer crop top with strategic cut-outs and high-waisted knitted shorts.

See another; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/17-year-old-kylie-shares-more.html

Am I the only one that thinks this Engagement thing was pre- planned??
1, They have never gone on a vacation before
2, Some people think she just acted surprised
3, The ring looked like it has been tested on her before.
4, She is toolz, she is a drama queen. She just acted the part

She posted on her instagram saying; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/mrs-tolulope-oniru-demuren-loading.html

The Minister of Interior, Abba Moro today announced in a statement that Friday, 29th May will be a public holiday to mark the inauguration of the Buhari led Government...

Soo cooolllll

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/federal-government-declares-friday-may.html

So something strange happened yesterday and I thought I should share it with you guys...I finished posting yesterday and was looking through my instagram when I saw photos of Kendall jenner and her friends in a party, I was too reluctant to turn on my laptop again but one mind told me to post it so you guys could see.. So I picked my laptop and began to write.. The STORY which I published before any website got me the my highest views sooo far since I started blogging in my life as you can see the statistics of my other post..

I know most of you don't see it as a big deal but this is a Mileeeeeeeeeeeeeee Stoneeeeeeeeeee for my career, it tells me that people somewhere are viewing and loving my blog..

Since that Yesterday, I have been getting overwhelming views and features..If over 11,000 people can view just one post..Don't let us stop ooo...Support for a good cause..

I have been telling people that 11 million people viewed tho..lol..You cannot blame me...

Thank you people.. I am motivated and inspired..I would never disappoint you guys...I promise


See the story; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/kendall-jenner-hosts-bikini-party-for.html

It's time for quiz...Yaay..My fav moment Guess Which Popular Comedian's Daughter is this?

Let me give you guys clues..
He is one of Nigeria’s funniest men.
His claimed bestfriend is also a comedian
He keeps his dreads always
He shared this photo today and captioned it ''My Mumu b*tton controller''.
His name is related to a part of the body

Whoever gets this, will get a gift from me

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/guess-which-popular-comedians-daughter.html

Former vice president under Olusegun Obasanjo's regime,Atiku Abubakar has addressed speculations on whether he will run for presidency again now that it's an APC regime. Since he claimed his main reason for running for presidency is because he wants a change of power..He also cleared the air about the issues he has with his former boss, Obasanjo..

He says in a recent interview with Punch

Read; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/i-will-run-for-presidency-over-and-over.html

You guys might not know him but he makes waves the Us.. Rapper Fetty Wap today on his IG page announced he is featuring Nigerian superstars, Iceprince Wizkid and Davido in the Afro Remix of his Trap Queen hit. He is also known for his one eye
Davido reconfirmed the news about an hour ago on his own IG page.

Watch the instagram video; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/one-eyed-american-rapper-fettywap-set.html

No fewer than six persons, including four Anglican priests, were on Friday allegedly beaten to stupor by some members a task-force working with the Enugu State Housing Corporation. The victims were Reverends Collins Odoabuchi, Mbaka Peter, Eugene, and Maxwell Onyia.
Others members of the church affected were Ekpecha Okechukwu and Naomi Ibekwe.

The development, which is building up tension in Enugu, the state capital is coming one week to the end of Governor Sullivan Chime’s administration.

Saturday Vanguard gathered that trouble started when members of the task force, accompanied by armed policemen, invaded a parcel of land belonging to the Christ Church, Uwani, Anglican
Communion, sparking off anger from both clergymen and members of the church.

The Clerics were said to have tried to stop the Task force from carrying out the demolition exercise but were over powered by the government agents, who allegedly unleashed terror on the church leaders.

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/4-priest-beaten-to-stupor-as-enugu-govt.html

Elle Australia features not one, but two stars on the cover of its June issue: model Nicole Trunfio and her 4-month-old son, Zion, whom she is pictured breastfeeding.

What do you guys think of this?? Really


See another one; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/australias-model-breastfeeding-cover-is.html

The MAMA 2015 is slated to hold in Durban,South Africa, this July and stars attended the announcement which held simultaneously in Lagos and Durban.

Notable guests present at the exclusive reveal include MI, Audu Maikori, Steve Babaeko, Seyi Shay, Iyanya, Naeto C, Yemi Alade, Praiz, Kiss Daniel, Shaydee, Jesse Jagz, DJ Xclusive, DJ Spinall,VJ, Ehiz, Dammy Krane, Lola Maja, Stephanie Coker among many others. Patoranking was also present at the Announcement event in Durba South Africa.



More Exclusive Photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/photos-from-mama-2015-announcement.html

Her charges have been dropped!!! Yay!
Kano State has dropped murder charges against Wasila Tasiu, a child bride who poisoned her husband.

The State prosecutor, Abba Lamido Sorondinki, told the High Court of Kano on Wednesday that the government has dropped the murder charges held against her.

Wasila, who married Umar Sani, was charged with culpable homicide after she admitted to killing her husband in 2014.


See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/kano-government-drops-charges-against.html

May D has decided to switch up his looks and he is now rocking braids with beads at the tip…
Who is feeling the 'Ibadi' crooner's look
Hay or Nay??

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/who-is-feeling-this-may-ds-new-look.html

PETA has a great track record of having hot celebs strip down, and props to them because it's really smart.. Just last week, members of PETA stormed Kim Kardashian's book signing and called her the most disgusting human in the world for wearing fur!

In this Psycho-inspired ad photographed by David LaChapelle, the former Baywatch beauty says, "Making a splash for the environment doesn't just mean shorter showers. Try vegan."
See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/pamela-anderson-strips-naked-and.html

Comedian Tee A is celebrating his 10th wedding anniversary today and he took to Instagram to appreciate his wife, Kehinde Adewale.

He wrote alongside a photo with his wife: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/today-is-comedian-tee-0th-year-wedding.html

I was soo damn sure this was coming anytime soon.. I think this may be the handiwork of a wanna be who was jilted in the last minute by the young, handsome and sexy Oshiomhole.

I know u re itchy to read well.. See the zoomed message; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/friend-calls-out-iara-fortez-mentions.html
Do you guys believe this?

The Ogun State Government is set to demolish about 6,000 buildings in Akute, Baale Akin-Osi and OkeAro communities of the state in order to improve road networks and facilitate ongoing water expansion project from Akute-Odo to Adiyan Plant Station.

Houses that fall within 55 metres on the right of way of the proposed project have been earmarked for demolition and residents have been given seven days ultimatum to vacate the area to pave way for the demolition exercise.
This development has raised protest from residents and house owners urging the government to reduce the margin to 20 metres.

Check out more photos of marked buildings; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/ogun-state-gov-ibikunle-amosun.html

Tameka "Tiny" Harris, rapper T.I.’s wife, has unexpectedly become the poster child for eye-color change surgery after she publically revealed her new surgically implanted ice-gray-colored contacts. Although Harris is more than pleased with the results of her operation, the procedure has robbed others of their sight. It’s unknown whether Harris’s involvement with eye implant surgery will lead to an increase in operations, but it’s still important to understand what these procedures involve and the risks they pose to patients.

On her Instagram account, Harris revealed that she had her eye operation done at Bright Ocular. According to the company’s webpage, they use “United States developed artificial iris implants made of a thin, flexible, biocompatible, colored medical grade silicon.” The implants are advertised as being used to treat cases of eye abnormalities, such as ocular albinism, or to help those who suffer from extreme photo sensitivity. However, the before and after photos are void of any signs of albinism and instead filled with seemingly cosmetic brown- to blue-eye color transformations.

See more photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/tis-wifey-tinys-changes-eye-colour-from.html

Self acclaimed virgin singer, Adokiye has revealed she may lose it soon. If you recall, last year,she offered her virginity to Boko Haram in exchange for the Chibok girls..
She has managed to get her self into the news for every wrong reasons.

She disclosed her virginity lost story in a new chat with Vanguard

Read excerpt ; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/i-will-lose-my-virginity-soon-self.html

Winifred Isimakhome Oshiomhole, daughter of Comrade Adams Oshiomhole has finally reacted to the backslash from Nigerians saying he got married to a 25 year old undergraduate, Lara. She also explained why the entire family were absent for the day.. In a phone interview when asked what she has to say about the marriage, She says; ''I think my father has finally gotten the heart to move on and Nigerians should learn to respect his decision. I saw so many bad comments and My question is, this people don't even know half of the story and they just go about writing ignorantly''

On why she was absent, She says; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/nigerians-should-leave-my-father-alone.html

Former House of Representative member and the new Senator-elect, Dino Melaye, has thrown a bomb at President, Goodluck Jonathan, of running the most corrupt government in the history of Nigeria. In a​n interview​ with Premium Times, ​​​Mr. Melaye, emphasised that the government of Mr. Jonathan massively promoted corruption.

“Jonathan is the promoter of corruption. I am telling you that the Government of Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan is the most corrupt in Nigerian history but (who) we have as president-elect of this country today (Muhammadu Buhari); the man I see as the nemesis of corruption.”

About campaigning against corruption when he resumes office, Melaye said;
http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/jonathan-massively-promoted-corruption.html

My people, I don show..Thank God it's Friday..Fuel is now available, Yaaay...atleast I was able to buy queue decently in a gas station and I bought for N130 per litre [thank God].
I woke up this morning to see my dad and mum in a dance competition..I had to be the judge. I haven't stopped laughing since then..I kept wondering how do this people expect me to choose a winner..Lol

Tell me, What's making you extremely happy today?? Share Share...Don't be stingy

See morehttp://www.blacksatino.com/2015/05/morning-laughs-what-is-cracking-you-up.html