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For the first time in the chatroom, I'm speechless... Lol. And it is all because of Jamean! Jamean, you should have contested for JV section's most beautiful lady na, I personally would have put the crown on your head. Lovely pics.

Now over to Our MOD! The MOD that is beefing me. Ever since I started dieting and took beef off my table, Dave has not been happy with me. Today being a special day, I will eat beef with you Davide470, it is your day and I celebrate you.

May you grow on all sides until you become very great and mighty! God bless your new age Happy birthday Dave.

ksstroud:

Greater is He that's in us, that he that's in the world (your planet)

(He) I have given unto you power to tread upon serpents and scorpions and aliens... lol

ksstroud:
Who are thou mountain before Zerubabel, thou shall be made plain...

Lol. Mountain? If ye have faith as little as a mustard seed, you shall say unto this mountain be thou removed and be thou cast into the sea...

Bro Zeru, there is no mountain before you again. Apply the mustard seed solution

mtor:
Oh alright busy lady.
I have been good popping in once in a while I can see your language class is going well new career path?

Hahahaha. It may be, you never can tell when an opportunity for a Yoruba translator may come up on NL and I will just apply! Lol.

ksstroud:
I know everybody and I know nobody...

Lol. In that case, you know not him.

ksstroud:
All weapons formed or fashioned against us shall not #Stand

For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal but they mighty! for the pulling down of strongholds ...

ksstroud:
Lero that I know uses Mouka...

You know my mingled boo in person!? *surprised*

mtor:
Hello naanxie, amicable09 and Lero15. Haven't seen Jazmiynne in a while

Hi mtor, Jaz was here a few days ago but she's pretty busy so she spent a few minutes only before dashing off.

How have you been? Been a while too

ksstroud:
Dear,
Can you see homo Sapiens planning such a terrifying action against us... I laugh them in Bangladesh....
Seems they've forgotten aliens invasion... If we strike their geoid planet, in a jiffy twill become a molten magma...
Amicable09 be warned, touch not the "Anointeds" ...

Hahahaha. "Anointeds" indeed! I laugh in Swahili...

Wait until I'm done planning and set with my team for execution.

ksstroud:
No, I'm not referring to any abimba and kss.

Ok. Abimbawealth and Ksstroud you mean? Lero and I don't have pillows in our house, it is old fashioned. Lol

gabrieliheko222:
whats happening on the 29th... Why cant they just leave now so the heat don't kill us

Lol. I can understand the tone of your message... You remember that "if you cannot beat them..." phrase, I suggest we should arrange for the two of them to be beaten and taken out of that planet. Lol.

If you agree with me on that suggestion, then let's get to work ASAP!

ksstroud:

Which kind hustle?
Apparently, wrestling for pillow between you and amicable09 you mean....

Lol. Ksstroud, are you sure you are not referring to one Abimba and kss in a far away planet hustling?

Moyarh:
Lol pictures kor

Howdy?
Change has come, usually u would hv picked sleeps call by this time. Howfar

Lol. I'm good o, don't mind me, 7 missed calls already! I need to call back Mr Dream Sleep Snore, he has a very important message to pass across. I'm sure.

Good morning Moyarh
Good morning Abimbawealth

Let's see at the other side.

Moyarh:
"This is not my real teeth oO" lol

Lol. Keep it real!!!
Oya pictures of complete teeth or I'll take the one you already showed me as real.

abimbawealth:
Me think it's different on our planet...Kss, m I right?

Planet 1, planet 2!
Please, you people are the ones causing heat to finish us here! I need you guys to vacate that planet on or before 29th!

Moyarh:

Moyarh!!! I only see 3 teeth in your mouth. where are the rest? should be 32, 29 missing...

ProudOlodo:
Lol. Ojuju I know not, Calabar I've never seen before. This must be a case of misplaced identity. And five years?? Viv can wait for longer

Lol. Viv's brother, leave me alone before I run to 2021!

abimbawealth:
Well, till boxing day then , you know when that is?

Has the date changed? I used to know sha.

abimbawealth:
How sure are you? Babe, get you facts right...

Ehen! Now you want to show your true color! We still have the ring o, just in case.
Not Diamond ring! Forget that smile. I mean boxing ring!

Mannylex:
Lol... If it is was lottery, I would spend all the winnings on you.

Hahahaha. That's a sweet toasting line... lol, you got me laughing out loud.
So it isn't, what really is it? You might want to whisper. My ears are sharp.

teechudleyy:
Its just like the Chukwu and Chineke in Igbo parlance I believe

Correct Tee! There are similar words like that in Igbo too.

Lero15:
Congrats Mannylex
You going higher

Why is everyone congratulating mannylex? Did he win lottery? I want to congratulate him too o.

Mannylex, Congratulations o! Is today your birthday?

abimbawealth:
The one on this planet or the other?...
Whichever, you're welcome?

Have you relocated?
Kss has not come to see your people o, so don't even consider eloping.

Lero15:
Permit me to quote u ma'am

Cc amicable09, don't get confused you hear.

Her quoted sentences

"Na the Grace of God I dey receive o"

"(na because say) na the same mama born us"

I think it's easier interpreting to pidgin English sha

Lol. No boo like you at all! See why I love you... You are the author of "Yoruba Made Easy". *Grinning.