₦airaland Forum

Mustay:
Tufiakwa. They have JOBS and JOY.

If them no get joy, how dem wan make you laff?

Lol. They make me laugh cos that's the response I choose. I'm sure OP that is being corrected won't be laughing.

karleone:
The situation is so pathetic o..

Sadly, it is.

karleone:
Amicable, you'll just be busy bringing me to funny threads.. The Hand written (Handwritten) correction got me laughing.

By the way, don't these firms looking for 19 years old boys and girls have conscience at all Instead of encouraging them to further their education they are there looking for whom they'll pay peanuts and wipe away, from their memory, thoughts of furthering.

Hahahaha. You are right Karl, I said it once in a thread where the OP was advertising for teenagers to apply for domestic staff in somebody's house to clean madam's room and all, I spoke out, frowning at such advert. The child who should be in school will now be reduced to such ridiculous job offer which of course is tantamount to child abuse.

Anyway, whatever this OP here wants to employ cheap labor for, he should go ahead if he gets applicants. It's the faulty system we are in.

Macclane:
Chop noku

Hahahaha. Where e dey? I'm hungry.

bestads:
All the text books you read from Primary school to university, did you get 1st class when you were graduating that is if you are not one of the numerous teenagers on Nairaland who are struggling with UTME and post-UME

Lol. Now I understand why the guy above me had your time. Go on and quarrel with yourself, I don't indulge in cyber fights, sorry.

Just a quick one, check the meaning of the word "amicable" in your neighbor's dictionary and next time when you feel the need to quote me, you'll do so with courtsey and a sense of maturity. Bye.

Hahahaha. Nairalanders are just funny when they want to be! What's the quarrel in this thread for? Lol.

But OP, have you asked all those questions in an interview before? Did they hire you the next day? Most of those questions don't fit into the Nigerian interviewing scheme... Lol. Bring it home so we can relate with the thread.

Lolz! All the posters so far are really funny! Taking turns to spot errors and correct spellings, una no get joy at all... Lol.

HazzanAsher:
Who knows about biogenerics ltd in alagomeji bus stop area of yaba? Ive got an interview with them today. Ive read abt them from their page tho but I like to know the conditions of working on their medical sales team.
If you have any info abt this, please hint me
Thanks
Cc davide470 amicable09 lero15 therealadonye beau49 et all

Biogenerics? I don't know them honestly but it seems like you are sure of the company's existence, you just want to know about the working conditions of medical sales personnel.

If you have not done the interview yet, you may have to ask that question during the interview they'll give you an answer and if you are not satisfied with their response, when leaving the building collect the number of a staff (maybe security guys sef) and ask more questions.

All the best.

patrickdarlins:
I had to sleep that way for my life to be sustained this afternoon... It was only the option I got...

The heat nor get part2...

I don't just get the part where u say"unclad doesn't mean birth suit".... Unclad is Unclad... Nak€dness.... Lols

Errmmmm.... You were saying I brightened your mood a little... Whats d problem apart from the unemployment stuff...?... U will b fine in all

Lol. I'm fine, thanks for asking. Some days can come with depression sha but by the time I'm done with what I have at hand tonight and fall into the waiting arms of my bed, I'll be PURFECT!
Tomorrow, I'll be 100% relieved of last week's burden.

patrickdarlins:
... lols.. .. I read that conversation between you and viv....like five times.... nor be small tin... I laff nor be small

I made a statement on my watsapp status.... "hell fire is close by.. Repent for the kingdom of hellfire is situated near earth already"....

U need to see the responds I was getting.... I con see say nor be only me the heat dey worry. ..

I actually slept naked in my room... Before my nieces came to invade my privacy... Thank goodness my door was locked.... So they knocked before I went opening..

Lol. The heat is all over! But you get mind o, unclad doesn't mean birth suit abi? Lol. I just want to be sure.

patrickdarlins:
...go back to normal ASAP.... And update your diary shaperly.

Sorry about your last update.... I couldn't stop laughing.... . About your ambition "question" asked by your recruiter..... some recruiters are just plain stupid....

Wetin concern you with amicable09 ambition in the next 5YRS....??lwkmd


And you think am enjoying?? Enjoying what?? the heat won kill me jor... . This Sunday is the worse Sunday of my life

Hahahaha. You are one very funny guy! You are brightening up my mood sha.

Viv wan follow me enter my five years na... lol. Very funny lady. Seems like this heat is everywhere o! Are you sure hell hasn't been let loose on the earth? The heat is the type that can only be found in hell fire abeg.

I don sweat tire.

patrickdarlins:
.... please discard some information from your disc(brain). .. So that fresh air can enter ooo... Lols

U ve been reading too much lately abi?

Lol. Too much? I don't think. Just a little!
I'm also trying to sort out some things, I tire already jare but by Friday I'll be done and my head will go back to normal.

How are you enjoying?

Lero15:
Pictures

I'm busted

Busted ke!? Didn't know my mingled boo is now a balloon... Lol, let nothing happen to you for me abeg. Remain in shape. That's how Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and had a great fall, that became his end. *sad.

So my Lero, I'll destroy the pictures abeg, let it not come in between us.

patrickdarlins:
what?? Where u @ right now?? Out of Nigeria??

Cos u just said " the available work outnumbered the applicant" are u for real??

Picks up my slippers and start tracking down to were amicabke09 is.. .. For her to show me the way.. .. lols

I guess it's typo error abi? Lwkmd

Lolz. It is, please correct it from your end. Should be the other way round, that's what happens when ones head is full.

Leave your slippers behind jare

patrickdarlins:
Happy Sunday dear....

But please don't run away from your specialty.... I Don follow your diary tire... I know you reach your papa house.. Lols...

Oya... Tell me... What's the secret of getting job nah... I haff tire for house ooo.... Even if self say I dey do small bizz with mum

Hahahaha. Now this is funny, you follow me reach my papa house kwa!? Lol. Oya, come back to Lagos I've left papa and mama to a new city.

Secret of 'getting' a job is "finding" the job... Lol, you can't get what isn't available, that's the problem. Applicants outnumber available jobs in Nigeria but that's not to say you can't land one, you certainly will. Keep putting the right ingredients in your search and someday you will get one suited for you.

We are still striving to get there while engaging our mental faculties with the needed information.