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enshi:
Still need ur rating over 100%

Lol. As the girlfriend of the MD wey I be na?

Or as the omnipresent that I've suddenly become

I wasn't there with you and I can't rate you based on what you wrote here as your responses because it isn't and cannot be 100% accurate. If you were sweating while saying those words, how can I judge? If you were stammering, is it captured in this thread? If you were smiling at the paper the MD was holding rather than looking him in the eye, how can I tell? If your smile was awkward and fake, Will amicable know?

How about your dressing?
How about your general body care?
Your handshake?

Uncle, I'm a strick examiner. You don't want me to ever mark you in your absence because I'm very thorough. Very very. And detailed too. I observe things you wouldn't even expect me to take note on. That's how I am.

Without forgetting that an interview is not all about talk. Your body language speaks.

Be your own judge.

john4reala:
Seriously I want to know what he is doing in Access bank with First class!!!

Maybe for writing 'I am' in memos and emails

As if we've not seen people who got employed on the basis of their good oral/spoken English but are terrible on the job in written English.

They are everywhere including Access bank. They aren't exempt.

OP I've been in your shoes many times than I can number. I think of all the interviews I've attended in life, it was only two of them I came out very confident because the interviews were like a walk in the park for me. However, the majority of them saw me replaying my answers in my head after the interviews.

I shouldn't have said that.
I should have complimented on the lady's dress when she said something nice about my trousers.
I should not have been too forward when I told them about my last pay.
I should have sat up straighter than I did.
I shouldn't have made all those hand gestures like I did. It must have been distracting.

Oh! Will I make it to the next stage? Will I be called for the job? Will I? Will they?

That's perfectly normal but this is what I'll say, there's very little or nothing you can do to change what has happened but you can pray about it and confess positive things.

Keep saying the outcome favours you whether good or bad. It's working in your favour. You're not disadvantaged. You'll not be short changed. The more you say those words, the calmer you will be. Such that whatever the outcome, you're better prepared for the next shot.

Best wishes as you await their response.

Ursino:
Access takes first class or at worst 2.1, and not this "am a graduate" kind of person.

anyways, good luck

You have a First Class at best and you work in Access bank. As what please?

I just wan know.

BoleAndFish:
Hahaha thank God for your elder sis. You're lucky they didn't do arrangee for you. If you tried something like that in my secondary school, boys will make sure you have a story to tell your parents after school on a very good Friday.
It's a good thing you learnt to behave in public. Maybe we would have read your story on nl frontpage by now.


Say no more. You got a heavenly man here.

Lool osheeeey! In how many years? You see why I called you an old lady?

Hahahaha. Me? They have threatened to beat me tire but the truth is, I'm still cool and playful when I want to be and that too has saved me from the unfortunate events that would have brought my matter to front-page.

My Heavenly man , you're really God sent!

Lol, how many years it took me to study those courses? Few years only

I'm young like that.

BoleAndFish:

I can so relate with the underlined this is where many miss it. Everybody get those cravings once in a while but chose to live different. If only some romancelanders can see life like this and choose to live a life worthy of praise. This section for too sweet.

They don't get it. They think because some appear quiet and peaceful, they can box them into a corner where they'll be perpetually shut up for their e-life. In reality, that is not the case because I cannot be intimidated for nothing.

Ehen you said you for dey scatter places. In what sense? Be explicit make I understand you very well.

Lol. I for dey scatter places na . It is self explanatory like that . OK! When I was a little girl, I used to be the one who will go out and look for trouble. When other children are making sand castles because we were not allowed to join them, I'll go out, walk over the sand castle when they aren't watching and run back inside the house

It was fun for me. They'll chase me to our house to beat me but my elder sister always came through for me . She'll do the fighting whenever I bring the trouble to our doorstep. Lol. So, I know myself and I know that when I'm in my elements, I can turn a quiet room upside down but I try to behave myself in public

Lol @ human friends. na heavenly friends you get before?
What did you study in school?

Lol. I no mind o. If I can get heavenly friends that's a plus na .

I studied over 30 courses in school

qhutetomsel:
reason why diary section is home for me, Only your opinion matters there.
Its so sad tbh, going through the thread made me realise how uncouth some people can be

I'm telling you dear.
I remember when I began nursing the idea to write. To keep myself busy and happy. I went first to Literature section. I liked it there but I didn't want something too serious with people who do not know me telling me what I'm not doing right or mounting pressure on me to update when I don't want to. I like to do things at my own pace.

Can't even remember how I found my way to Diary section. I noticed the people who started the writings were the only ones permitted to write. I made to comment on someone's diary but couldn't.

At that point I knew I found the best place for me to chill and play to my heart's content I have no regrets whatsoever in that section.

BoleAndFish:

Lool issorai. Your mum really did a good job then. Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old,... .

You're likely to be an indoor person. Right or right? And most people that fall into this category have one very very close friend they spend so much time with - their phones. Yes or yes?

The woman did a fantastic job with the help of her man because I know where I would have been today if they hadn't done what they did.

I for dey scatter places
I know what I'm capable of but because I know the name I bear and know that where I come from, we are very accountable to every single one who shares the same last name with me, I call myself to order.

I'm an indoor person . Right! But my closest friend isn't my phone. It is my book

I have friends o, human friends. A lot of people count me friend worthy *teary eyes*. They aren't very many but they can go any length for me. Very lovely set of people. I attract the best of best

BoleAndFish:
That time? Does it mean you've changed now and you now look for man?

Lol. You're a real hoot I swear!

I haven't changed . I'm not looking for man too

BoleAndFish:
ehya the guy must have felt bad. Lol. Hope you sha told him why you didn't show up. He could have been wondering.. is it that I no dey speak good English for Nairaland?

Hahahaha
You're a clown

No, that time I take my mama advice seriously. I was not talking to strangers and I no dey go find guys

BoleAndFish:
Issokay. They'll soon start sending you PMs

Mine was because I changed my phone to a torch light phone. even when I got a new phone, I really didn't connect with the way nl works. It took a while before I started relating with people. Nl was fun then.

Ah! See me na, if this was happening in real life I would have shook your hand!

NL was so much fun then. I remember the guy who created my school thread was so nice on the thread that when I got to school, he arranged for us to see because we were in the same department

But me being the kind of person I am, I didn't see him. NL was so much fun and it had reliable information you could trust.

PMs? Lol. I no even get the password to my NL linked email account.

LordOfNaira:
Honestly, I am not gifted at lame exchanges. Sorry

Very well then. It is at this stage you and I can talk like mature adults.

Next time, when you see where people are fighting or words are being traded, know this, emotions are high! That's not a time to step in and try to make any party look like they should have done this or said that. No one will listen, rather if there's a bottle around, they'll smash it on your head and turn the battle against you.

That's what you've just witnessed. Sorry I had to come down on you like that.
Take care of yourself and goodnight.

BoleAndFish:
Oh wow! We have some things in common. I took a long break of God knows how long at a time.

Lool you aren't new. You're just an old lady in a baby's skin. You'll like that in reality abi?

Lol.
I be sisi Abeg

Old lady ke? I no wan hear say I old Abeg? I need to be hot for romancelanders

What was the purpose of your long break?
School or Travel?

LordOfNaira:
LOL. You obviously have anger issues.

I didn't see an opinion in your post that I quoted. I only saw a wrong statement (where you boldly stated that freedom of speech does not include giving "foolish" opinions) and a disregard for another person's opinion and I pointed them out.

Hahahhahahhahahahhaha

I'm sure, very sure, it is at this point people ask for fainting space

Oh boy, shift make I faint Abeg. Lol
Only you in one night, you have taken up the role of a preacher, a special adviser and a psychologist!

I doff my hat for you.
What's your moniker again?

Lord of kini? Lol
Jack of all trade, master of none!

BoleAndFish:
Issokay. Goodluck with that.
Which section were you regular in during your early days on here?

Education.

I registered then because I wanted to be abreast with ongoings in my choice Uni when I was seeking for admission into the University.

Got what I wanted and took a break of about 5 years. It took a friend to activate my account again. So, I'm relatively new.

LordOfNaira:
Learn to respect other people's opinions. She may have been blunt but not extreme. If the intended couple let it affect them, then, it is not the fault of the one who gave an opinion. It is the fault of those who took it too seriously. It would obviously mean that they have a lot of growing up to do and some serious inferiority complex issues to deal with.

Please take back your words and chew them!

If you have as little as an iota of respect for my opinion, would you have quoted me Saint LordOfNaira?

I just tire for you Preacher!
You've got to preach your sermon to yourself first before preaching it to me.

BoleAndFish:
My dear I tire pass you. You know his desire right now? He wants you to keep replying so that he can keep firing with lame punchlines, gathering likes and building a reputation of being blunt, cold and tough in the process. Like that will increase the number of digits in his bank account.


No, you don't know me. Except you were in the past with a different skin too.

There's no way in hell I'm going to keep replying him.

I put my phone down for a few minutes and see all the mentions I've gotten! All because of what? All because I came to look at pinchure! Lol

Chai! And to think that I didn't quote anyone today to say what I said... People get time!

Errrmmm... I've never existed before though. I'll keep tabs on you sha. My detective skills cannot be lost like that

makydebbie:
Honestly ignore that teenager looking for relevance by force. Dude doesn't know his opinion is what they use to clean the gutters.

Yea I was away for a while and I even deleted my diary. I doubt they can't.
I've alot to catch up on your diary, but when last I read, you were talking about your nephew. You'll make a great mum you know?

Lol. Sad to hear your diary is gone.

Oh! Me and my nephews
I don't need a soothsayer to even tell me that one. I'll make a great mum any day, anytime!

Just like you

BoleAndFish:
Coming from an adult teenager whose profile reads "I'm as hot as ice ". By the way, how come there's no punctuation after your cheers? Romancelanders make una change na haba

Lol.

This section of nairaland is one place I can't wrap my little finger around after many years of being a member of the forum.

Whatever people stand to gain from trying to belittle others while magnifying themselves and yet again dampen morales of those not in their clique still beats my imagination.

Thanks for coming to put the dude in his place jare. Mumu boy who thinks he can use me for suya tonight. Lol.

Then again, this your moniker you're sure I don't know you? Like know you from the past.

makydebbie:
Internet trolls too!! Pity the OP couldn't take the heat. Why would I care about faceless trolls with nothing to offer humanity? Mtcheew. Been a while babe.

Too too bad!

See me after talking about people giving their opinion about things without being asked coming to meet this notification from someone who thinks he has an opinion on my use of punctuation marks

I should now deactivate my moniker because of him. OP, you better take a leaf from me and learn to tell these trolls that in the grand scheme of things, their opinions count zilch!
*sigh.

Debbie dear, I've been around.
You were away for some time right? Cos' I stopped seeing eulogies from Romance boys like before being showered in your honour.

They can't seem to get enough of you huh?

Dharneehell:
Work on your usage of punctuation.
Cheers

Before replying you, I had to check the section of Nairaland this is.

Romance! *smh

Why should I give a rat's arse about the opinion of an attention seeking small boy who is trying to gain relevance (even if it is for 30 seconds) by quoting me?

Kiddo, it's not my fault that you have a problem with reading long sentences. Do yourself a favour, visit a public library.

makydebbie:
Honestly babe it's disheartening.

The OP should be ready for more comments from people who cannot flaunt anything that is theirs in public yet they want to criticize others for what they are unable to do.

We have them everywhere. Joy killers!

Lol. When people stop caring about other people's negative opinion on social media about them, they'll live healthier and happier in real life.

Imagine me coming to look at pre-wedding pictures only to meet nothing because someone who thinks freedom of speech includes giving their silly opinion about everything told the OP that her husband to be isn't good looking. Lol.

OP, I hope you don't cancel your wedding because of this. Happy married life.

Fakeness everywhere...

AHCB:
Colik? She deactivated that moniker, she's using another one. If you're conversant with what goes on in diary land, you'd have known this. LOL.

And for she being bold enough to answer trolls, believe me, all that boldness is only seen on the pages of Nairaland, outside here, it's timidity and shyness 100%.

So, how are you this lovely Sunday morning?

Oh! see me na! I'm far from being conversant. Anyway, seems reincarnating is now the new cool. Maybe one day it will be me coming with a new skin and voice.

Lol @ timidity and shyness. Something tells me it is your trademark.

I enjoyed myself today. My tailor decided to give me an Independence Day gift after 5 months of avoiding me. I got 5 new dresses today. All traditional . I'm so happy for myself

Hope you had fun and you're happy about our unity as a nation today? We sang Timi Dakolo's Great Nation today in church. I saw tears in people's eyes and I made up my mind to be more Nigerian than I've ever been before

I believe in Nigeria!