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LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.

2,200 NGN.
He lost 2k in cash and 200 naira worth of goods.

Wroskian you have killed me with laugh!
This is so funny Bed wetting is ... I will not talk sha

Abimbex007:
I'll barber the HEAD and leave the hair Wicked Woman

Lolz ... Who is poisoning your mind? If you barber your head, you will be on skin cut
I want the best for you always remember.

Jazmiynne:
Me? Discourage her? I dare not!
I have only encouraged her to prepare as the waiting period shall be long

Besides.... "There are many more suitors to come..." Engr Karl I think you should think about this statement well o before investing into that list

Lolz.
Jaz stop speaking from both corners of your mouth na

Encourage everyone, including Engr Karl.
If he needs to get loan for this ceremony, encourage him to. There are many MFBs willing and ready to give out loans.

We need his status to upgrade.

karleone:
I'm speechless for now. I'll let my Umunnas deliberate on this issue. We'll get back to your family in no distant time. Hopefully on July 4th we'll finalize the rights.

Wow!
Ogom!!!!
July 4th is here already.

Let me invite my friends to come and help me with my gele

Abimbex007:
I tire for that Woman

Which woman?

Abimbex007:
Laff wan kee me oo
All this untop my matter! Lemme just cut the hair

Lolz... This is why I love you!
You know how to cooperate and be a good daughter . I'm proud I gave you proper home training

Just barber the head my child! Lol
Underline the word 'head' .

karleone:
Amicable has finished with laff o...
I cannor come and go and die o.. Just tell me I'm marry your daughters..

I'll inform my umunna of your proposal. I'm sure Jazmiynne and co will be willing to represent the ndi omee (married wives) well.

Did you say daughterS?
Because of what? only you will marry all my daughters because we gave you this small list? Don't be selfish Engr
Other men nko? Why render others wifeless?

The Umunna are well aware and in full support of my proposal. We will be waiting for your people.

See you at the wine carrying ceremony

Jazmiynne:
Abimba oya prepare o...cos u go tey shaaa

Hahahaha.
Sister girl why na? Why discourage Abimbs?
This is not even up to what the umuada wrote, this is just for me based on say I did a good job

Don't worry, I'll make sure he buys the things on the list that should get to you as your entitlement!

Let us encourage one another
There are many more suitors to come, she's still young

Right?

Udochee:
yes..born,bred,buttered(if there's a word like that)

Lol. Sure there is.

Bread and butter

karleone:
Osu mi o!!
InLaw, the list you gave is too much o.. As I'm talking to you now, I just entered the 54th page and it seems I'm just starting Can we forget the rights and go straight to the wedding since Abimbex007 your daughter wants to grow gray hairs

Cc: Lero15

Lol @ the list we gave you is too much

It is not!
Have you bought me the boxes of wrapper?
Have you bought me 25 gallons of Palm oil? 1 gallon for one birthday of the bride to be , that's nothing compared to the amount of Palm oil she consumed .
OK, have you constructed a new kitchen for me?
Have you harvested 50 tubers of yam for me?
Have you... have you built me a thatch house?

Issokay if you have done up to the 54th item but if you have not yet reached this part, please continue

We will just dye her hair

Abimbex007:
Are you now jealous of your own daughter? Happy New Month Mama

Lolz... It happens Happy new month baby

Kookny:
Oh, that? Just a software for making accounting entries. I did try to learn it then.

You ain't an accountant, are you?

Good morning... Happy new month

Oh I see.
I'm not actually, I thought it sounded like a cool stuff to learn.

Happy new month to you too.

Abimbex007:
This is what happens when your daughter understands more of her Pop's language than yours

For your mind now abi?
I'll send you off to your suitor, you have overstayed in my own house. Don't come and marry my husband with me.

Engr Karl!!!!
You want Abimbex to grow gray hair in her father's house! I wee change my mind o

Act fast biko.

wroskian:
Deeds and words are inextricably linked to feelings, so if feelings are never forgotten, memories of the words and deeds that led to those feelings are also awakened.

Hope your day went well.

Philomath1212 the pleasure is mine, kindly omit the formalities. Thanks.

Lol.
Wroski you can speak English o
I need to get you to talk more so I'll be enjoying these words of wisdom from you.

Thanks my day went well.
I hope yours did too?

Let's make Friday/July happen.
Happy new month!

Udochee:
you think say na only you sabi speak language shebi...Hahahahaaa.fear not its not Mandarin


it simply means i have heard u
you ma,i wee do my own back(pidgin) or i will retaliate/revenge/reciprocate(grammar)

Hahahaha.
You grew up in Lag Udo?

Don't support my little girl o, she's only trying to be naughty. I will discipline her .

Oh! I get the meaning now. Thanks, I'll teach her some things when she comes of age .

Kookny:
You must not necessarily follow the trend. I believe you are creative enough . It doesn't really need to be a thing that you will be busy with, more like leisure, in the long run, you could retire to.



That's offensive sarcasm




Yes I did

*smiles*
Thanks man
I'll think about these words and you could even help me with sth I've been hatching for a while now. I'll discuss it later with you.

Lol @ offensive sarcasm
Nah! I have seen some of your posts and I think I also know the uni you graduated from.

That accounting tally stuff you mentioned on one of the threads you created, can you share what it's about with me?

Good morning.

Abimbex007:
Okay oo.. motigbo yin ma. Emi na ma se temi pada

Warris this!? Speak English!!!!

abimbawealth:
+9121*****500

I had to quickly reply this so you can edit yours.
Thanks Quite some bold step!

abimbawealth:
No be fight mata...I couldn't send it directly, guess you have to grant me access first

Send it to me now or I'll just work around sth else

Kookny:
Hi, do consider writing literature section things.. I think you'd make a good writer

*tears of joyful confusion*
Lolz... kookny say what!!!?
I've never given that any serious thought. I doubt I'm creative enough to compete for a thread there when people are busy doing things on prose and poetry and guys are all following including me

I think you really write well too.
BTW did you understand the post you quoted? Those words written in vernacular.

Abimbex007:
Nawa ooo what's with all this kpa chori chori? Type in English abeg
Aunty Jazmiynne, Eku long time o

Lolz... This is what happens when your daddy married me into a new tribe ... now you have to be lost when your Aunty and Mummy are having some deep talks

Pele

Jazmiynne:
Enyia better park well o!
Because I no talk abi You and cc don flex underground flexing finish ginwa bia here ne kwu another thing

Lolz... Babe you just scatter my head here!
I will love to hear these words straight from your mouth! e go sweet my belle wella

Bia isi gini? e chori kpa nkata here?
Jide kwa onweghi o! I don't want to hear stories!

Just arrange me the bench!
It is only with you I want to get drunk and talk plenty

abimbawealth:
Empty

Lol. Me? Go Ojuelegba, you go hear my story
The can isn't empty.

So I woke up this morning thinking about my Dahveydson, my first true bf that circumstances of NL brought us together like B and BB.

My partner in crime who turned the crime against me thereby sentencing me to solitude in the chatroom where his mention is seen.

I miss him.
If I don't miss him, who will?

Oh boy na wa for you o! So na so our 1924 love take crash abi? I just dey eye you from the corner of my eye sha...

Kwantinu!
Hope you're good? And your health is stable?
Stop beefing me
I have catfish peppersoup ready for us.

Let's do point and kill when the biggle sounds!
Have a good morning.

wroskian:
Okay. I assume you're representing all June goddesses, expect it in the next zero hour. Have a great day ahead.

Good morning famz.

“People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but people will never forget how you made them feel" Maya Angelou

Lol.
Nice quote by Maya but people don't forget what I say because of Mcshegs

Good morning wroski!
Do have a terrific Thursday!

Jazmiynne:
Ohwww how sweet! Iffaisay I misses you too, amicable09 would sharply have my head on a platter
SisterGirl well-done o...our in-law said you are trying

Lol. You are free to miss him back, Just this once!

Babe, arrange one bench for the two of us in a bar na, I need to take one shot with you .

Good morning.
How's go going?