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ElDeeVee:
Hmmm.....Amy you know me na; I'm a very gentle boi.

What you call fight is simply expressing my distaste at some posts and it's never been personal to say the least. Never!

I know you na Chairman LDV.

But why do I feel like your attacks on me here are all personal? Why?

I forgive you sha. Like always, I forgive you.

ElDeeVee:
He's not like me abi

Lolz. See fight personified! Who fight reach you for Nairaland?
There's no day you escape it. It's always Mortal Combat on here with ElDeeVee. .

wroskian:
I am that kind of MAN.

Lol. Wroski the man!
I'll put you to a test. just wait.

On a serious note, you are too cool . In fact, you are among the friends I'll remember to as coolest on NL. You don't argue, you don't fight, you have never had an enemy here. How do you manage to do that? I need to know.

ksstroud:
[size=16pt]why the lie now? [/size]

Lol. It's no lie, believe me. In short, I know how to make you believe me

Babacele:
I won't freak out even if I freak inside but won't hesitate to save you from him if needs be.......lols.

I knew you were going to add that last part

Babacele:
hahaha......sorry about d guy but he should have bought his own cow to milk it anyhow he likes naa.
Your dad would just be too happy to have his special traits maintained, modernized and transfered to his grandchildren courtesy of a replica :a no nonsense but merciful 1 man army in law of an Om...that slays e-witches and e-wizards alike n give them sleepiness nites to the extend that they formed a special e-coven on watsapp to discuss about how to bay for his blood but all to no avail cos he wins most of his e-battles..not to talk of the hailings from admirers he frees from these odd fellows' mind grip or enslavement just like yr dad. you see you are getting 2 for 1: yr dad traits and a husby, only you . but its like u ve pushed d guy away sef. lols.

Lol. He should have.

Mmmh ... You mean your ome has gone through all this?
Now that's awesome! I like people who keep their enemies awake, giving them jobs to do while they sleep ... But uhm... Ome is engaged. I found another young man in politics section who shares the same traits with the ones listed here. He has loads of enemies, opposition here and there. Every comment he drops is controversial. I like him

They are always quoting him and showing him facts and figures but he doesn't bulge, he's a great person to converse with I want to believe . One day I will say hi to him . Don't freak out when I do o cos you always disagree with the dude on political and economic issues

Poor network last night. I'm here now.

I have a colleague who always, always make reference to age when I ask him to kindly perform certain tasks. It worries me when people go that route with me. We are supposed to be working together to achieve a goal but he will keep frustrating all my efforts at getting things done in a timely manner.

With this kind of character display all the time, I've resorted to doing things by myself. If he wants to help get information or help in any other way, fine! If not, I leave the old 'man' to his old age.

Babacele:
hmmm funny enough you two gave me almost d same answer.....thought you would like d e- truce calling part of him; no harboring grudges for long sort of that is most needed in nuptial atmospheres but I wasnt right. no mind me jor .....hope that guy bought una enough diesel before he sacked himself ?

You are right. I like e-truce. But I expect that quick remorseful action when the quarrel is between us . When it is a fight outside, I want the man to fight to win , I love that kind of thing.

You should see my dad
He has a funny title his age grade call him and I love the title. They know him, he enters a place and every trouble maker, every village bully, every in-law denying widows of land or anything begin to shiver cos they know he has come in. That's the kind of man I want.

Lol about the guy . You wicked joor ...lol. You just said he sacked himself . They sacked him na. Oh well, yea, we have enough diesel to last us for a while but we may need to get diesel oil soon though, he used the last one before he left.

Oooohhh!!!! Ferdy! How did you know what is on my mind? I was just patiently waiting for tomorrow to come here and open the floor but you obviously beat me to it.

I will contribute on this matter!
Very interesting.
Brb.

Babacele:
Amicable09 won't change your mind?

Lol.
Why are you always pairing me with your friend? , I don't understand this matchmaking o. You know he fights twice as much as I fight online. But he comes for peace talks almost immediately cos he cannot really fight unlike me *winks*


Omenka needs to get some e-muscles

Barr. Ade , now that you are 35, we have to go to the mountain to celebrate this special birthday.

May your new age be filled with love, laughter and happiness. May your four wheeled drive come in this new age.

Have a beautiful celebration.
Show me pictures of Ade at 3 and Ade at 35
I want to compare and contrast

Happy 35th birthday!

Very funny!

Young lady, read your last sentence by yourself and there, you have the answer.

Didn't want to say anything but since I've already hit the reply button, I should just go ahead to ask, if you were a guy what will you do differently? Will becoming a runs girl be your option? Look at it from that angle.

Having a vagina is not an express ticket to amassing wealth.
#nuff said.

kensmoney:
INTERVIEW INVITATION
Role: Direct Sales
Company: Financial Institution
Venue: WORKFORCE GROUP, Plot 9, Beside UPS, 1st Pedro B/S, Gbagada Expressway, Lag. is there any one else dat got dis? and wat are d likely questions dat I should expect?

Somehow, we've been so consumed about our celebrations here that we forget people who are seeking for help with info.

Sorry Ken. Next time don't just throw questions in the air when you enter a room full of people. Let your question be direct and targeted at someone, that way the likelihood of getting a quick reply will be high.

CC. kmartt

Uhm... now who can help you out with this likely question of a thing in this room?
*thinking*
rvpbae!
Where are you? Missed ya!
Ever been to a workforce interview?

Oh yea! I know someone!
Lastmumu, that time you went for workforce organized interview, what were you asked? Come and share some likely questions with this young man.

Thanks.

ksstroud:
Hmmmm
I nearly missed this "boss" birthday...
Happy Birthday Biggerboss
From ferdyboss to FerdyLord

I wish you The Best of God in every area of your life.
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though you don't like me but I like you

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Moyarh Baba.... happy belated birthday... sorry I missed that... Your best is yet to come in Jesus name...

Karleone, better arrange for your traditional by that 5th...your girl is seeing millionaires everyday o...don't dull...

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and amicable09 how come you know their ages, how nah?
are you into all of them? *tongue in*

Lol. Ayaf fall down from laughter!

That's quite a question !
I'm not into anyone o, remember what happens on NL stays on NL. I'm pretty sure alot of folks who just read me think I'm one helluva chaser ... lol . My liver no reach abeg.

Morning Kss.
You've been on my mind a lot lately.
How are you?

wroskian:
I don't mean to be harsh, just that people lack knowledge of how their online activities could make or mar their chances in life.

Sincerely, I initially felt like sending the op a pm and linking him/her up with someone who might need his/her services before I decided to check his/her posts and what I saw pissed me off. Our education sector needs people with high moral standards. I'm sorry if I sound judgemental, but that's just the gospel truth.

Btw, my chillax medicine finished last week

Lol. Yea, I understand you perfectly. Did some background check too and I cannot but smile at the stuff peeps do online.

That's by the way. I need to take you to chillax pharmacy , I want you to be more lenient next time .

wroskian:
Even if I have a teaching job, I won't recommend you because your threads shows you lack the moral standings to guide a young mind aright. BYE.

Hahahaha.
Wroskian!!! Don't be too harsh na. Have you taken your chillax med today?

karleone:
It's still far o.. Falls within the 1st Ember month. Exactly one-third day of the 1st half of that month. Do your math.

I cannor come and miss my share of the cake. I trust our Amicable nah..

Lol. When you very well know that I don't have a calculator. But issokay.

I'm waiting for September 5

When is your birthday karleone?

You can always come around for your share of the specially reserved cupcakes I have been refrigerating for you

Happy Sunday man!

Ferdyboss:
Amicable09 and Sleekyshuga. All these drinks and food you ppl r talking about. I no understand ooo

You will understand after you might have developed a pot belly

Sleekyshuga:
He can't eat the food alone. There should be an accompanied drink, and water here is forbidden for today .

Dearie, I didn't go. I'm having a sore throat, and the lozenges I took ain't working..

**thinking** Maybe, I kissed a frog .

I'll try Strepsils and warm water soon. I hope to be fine as I don't like this lazy mood .

How was yours?

Oh sorry.
You probably did kiss a frog

Try strepsils later, it works like magic. You'll be fine in no time.

Ferdy should just go to oga Seun's house after eating for his drink. Eat here, drink there. . That's what you enjoy being birthday mate with the boss.

Mine was fine. We had free medical check up after service. It was good.

Moyarh:
Lol. Yes i did. I have done plenty. I evn came to your house

Lol. You did? How come I didn't see your face? Please come again.

Sleekyshuga:
I no be man na ..
Outta this world ? Been to another?


Happy birthday Ferdyboss..
Pop a champagne, and pass the bill to amicable09.
More years ahead!!
Age with grace...

Lol.
Shuga please don't implicate me , I am not sure I can afford his brand o... I am certain though that I can afford to enlarge his stomach size with his desired soup.

Courtesy of my Grandma's mortar.

How far? Went to Salvation Ministry?

I have met only a few people on this journey of life who are blessed with qualities fit only for celestial beings.

Ferdy you are one of such people. Good inside out. The short time I've spent with you on here is a testament to that fact. I celebrate you! I celebrate your birth and I celebrate your life.

Thank you for the privilege of finding a chat mate in you

Happy 32nd birthday!
Stop by at any eatery of your choice, take enough swallow and ring me up to pay.

Ferdyboss:
Give her cat pepper soup instead.

Lolz. I've taken frog peppersoup before in my village

Mannylex:
Lolz... Epkang kukwo and Afang are completely different delicacies. You don't combine both.

By the way, would you like to try dog meat with plantain? *licks lips*

Oh my father!
Deliver me from longer throat

Handy Manny, what is your plan?
You want to give me dog meat and plantain
Ayaf die! Lol
What!!!! Is that supposed to be a finger licking dish?
Chai! Chai! Chai!

I'm leaving for China right away!

Moyarh:
Lol. Amen. Amen and Ameennnn.
Thanks alot dear.

Hahaha. I finally joined your 30 league na. U know sey na me and you go doctor our age together, you're still older than me tho

Lolz. Unto football age abi?
We go play under 17

You are welcome by the way, hope you had a wonderful celebration? Where is the picture of the cake sef? Or your face. On birthdays people do new stuff . What new thing did you do?

I really don't enjoy these kind of threads to be honest. Worse of all in this section. You are a graduate now, why worry over spilled milk?

You've got to move on with your life whether it is the joys or the pains you want to write about, it's too late.

Like it is said, and the many essays we wrote growing up, 'Had I known always come at last'. But this OP's own is 'Exam is not a true test of knowledge' so he's happy.

For me, I'm an advocate of 'make hay while the sun shines'. 2.1 or 2.2 was a decision you made while in school, either deliberately or accidentally. Live with whatever you got. It's yours.

Sleekyshuga:
LMAO ! You this girl! Just marry an Edo man that can cook so that he will wow you .

You cook ukazi soup, right? It's something like that. It's not hard .

And the grinding stone isn't a must. You can use a blender.

Your fear is washing the bitter leaf? Hahahahaha!! My dear, I form sickness whenever it's my turn to wash. Thank God for my kid bro, and granny. My nails are very precious jare.

Well, you can buy washed bitter leaf from the market, rinse in water with a pinch of salt, and blend.

Lolz. Na so e easy reach?

Oh! I just remembered
I have one Edo bf here on NL.

My fear is actually in the grinding. The sound of grinding bitter leaf alone sends fear down my spine.

I will look up the recipe now online and visit that blog you frequent every once in a while.

Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahaha @ having an Edo friend. Goan cook it yourself jare . Surprise the house this weekend as the Internet has made cooking very easy. I follow lot of food blogs especially @dooneyskitchen. She gives me joy .

I haven't prepared it before but I think I can. Mum was the one who prepared it, though it's not an everyday soup in my house, and it's very tasty (my family attested to it).

About the bitter leaf, we washed first (to remove the bitterness) before chopping into bits, and blending with grinding stone.

Omo!! We all learned how to use that stone even though there was mortar and blender .

N/B: You need very little oil to achieve this soup.

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No way! No way! I say no way!!! Lol.

What sort of hard labour is this?
Would have been easier if I was in jail and they bring this up under skill acquisition/punishment

The soup hard abeg. I'll wait for my future Edo friend to take me to their family house when they prepare the meal.

Babacele:
n may turn the latest swag in town......if you doubt if people would ever accept a left - right shoes swap fashion culture then you must be naive n would be shocked at what young folks that display their boxers publicly as 'sagging' can do....maybe we would be 'amicabling' too, .....

True that.

Every mistake can be turned into fashion and before you know it, it becomes a trend.

Ferdyboss:
I thought we have already established the fact that I'm from Mars.

I know who to run to.
Your coursemate and friend He'll gladly grant my request.