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karleone:
Family matters abi? It is well. See you @ d polls tomorrow.

By the way, I'm doing great. It's not been easy though, but we're hopeful.
Hope you had a great day @ work?
Have they asked you to summarize another novel?

Lol @ polls tomorrow.
I understand what you saying. We'll talk more about that off here. Let's work something small out together.

About work, I had a presentation on etiquette today but you need to see me now, let alone hear me talk. I've been under the weather for days. My health is just acting funny. I'll do mine next week when I'm audible and stronger.

LastMumu:
See how your teeth black like darkness, na charcoal you dey always chop?


Amicable09, see the fine babe I was discussing with you about. My WIG (Widely Important Goal) for the next two months is to steal her away from Davide470 and make her my permanent babe for life!


You never chimchumchim.

Hahahaha... I laugh in Swahili!
Na black teeth you don dey trip for? You for tell me na! I even cook with charcoal, I can chew as much as it will take to get my teeth just as black!

Tell your Ivyy to come and read her manifesto to us here because my paddies are ready for tomorrow. Already, we've got one courteous bae that almost stole my mingled boo's attention away from me, dazzle us here with her charms.

Will Ivyy give us jobs when she gets the e-crown by our support?
I want to know. I'm sure joblanders too want to hear her response to this post.

**sits down on mat and gulps a jug of kunu**

karleone:
Am I the only one reading meaning into this?

Lol
Lero and I still dey discuss family matter, don't read meaning yet . Read sentence only.

Howdy Karl?

Phew!!!
This beauty pageant haf finally reach o!

I've missed though... missed out on the elimination tournament. But good thing is our beauty queens are still in the game.

JV guys, you know how we roll, let's go out there tomorrow and show them we know how to make some noise!

Singlefade25, it was because of Ivyy campaign I lost page 1000 to you. Do you think I will loose my voting rights for anything on NL?

Ferdyboss, be mentioning upandan, let's see who'll get there first between you and I!

Lastmumu, your case no be here. I will make sure you chop ban tomorrow.

Davide470, after tomorrow who's next?
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Let's vote for the easiest spelling moniker
She's written some cool stuff on managing depression. I recommend that thread specially for Yorex and all other joblanders, you'll find it an interesting read.

On behalf of my NL nuclear, extended and ancestral family forgive us nljega, we'll be voting for two queens tomorrow. (I'll use one stone to kill two birds!)

That's the way forward!
We are joblanders, we are not Jack the dull boy!

Lero15:
Lol. No makeup will save us some dough

Issorait... I will wear Ivyy's amount of make-up, it's not too much and dough will still be saved.

What do you say?

abimbawealth:
Miss you ke, like say I no dey see as you dey bomb the thread
I'm sure you miss me, hence the mention

Enjoy yourself miss

P.S: I never see alert na

**sobbing**
I can't believe my ears!
Abimba doesn't miss me... la well.

I will leave this chatroom so that you will not be seeing me on this thread, perhaps then you will miss me.

@ the alert
You missed it.

skarlett:
Hahahaha, no be small princess
How was work today?

Lol. Very fine, thank you.
I believe you had a great day. I'll see you at the elimination ground tomorrow.

Lero15:
Natural cuteness, no makeup/makeover.

Me likey.

What is my mingled boo doing in broad daylight!? Lol.

Are you trying to say I wear too much make-up?

skarlett:

Chief priestess Amicable

Lol. Chief Princess, you mean?

Lero15:
Lol. How was work today dear?

Twas fine dear. Yours?

lanicky:
Coming in asap

Thank you ma'am.. I'm really grateful..
These are nice words.
Thank you.

Now if you are this courteous you should wear the e-crown on your e-head , don't you think?

You have won a portion of my heart.
I'm coming with all my village people tomorrow to vote for you.

skarlett:
only rice?
Which one do you want fried or jollof? We've got you covered

Only rice ke!? Agadi nwanyi like me!
I want hollandaise wrapper and white fowl please. With the rice

lanicky:
Thanks
Your rice is coming soon.

Lol.
You want to bribe me!? I will shout oooo

Lanicky wants to buy my vote!
Let's discuss the terms in my chamber.

I admire your efforts and the giving of yourself in this contest. I wish you well and sincerely hope you make it to the end.

Keep it up!

Lero15:
lol....
yes o

Choi! Area Father!!!! Lol

skarlett:
Its lanicky o, contestant 4. Thanks a lot for your vote in advance

Uwc.
But you and lanicky suppose share rice for me o, to motivate me na.
Tomorrow is another day.

karleone:
Lol @bolded
I'll come very soon.

I miss you too o..
You last update eh.. I was just laughing like one olodo.
I can imagine Amicable running the streets of Lagos like one being chased by an ojuju kalaba (Masquerade)..

Lol. Karl it was a case of once bitten, twice shy.
Come fast biko.

yorex2011:

i'm alright o...
i'll try to stop calling you that ma'am ..

I can't wait to see the changes

Having a good day right?
Enjoy the rest of your day.

abimbawealth:
How are you ma'am? What's with the faces

I have not seen for sometime now.
Don't you miss me?

abimbawealth:

Udochee:
am okay jare.just enjoying the rains.lagos is the hub of scammers in different shapes & sizes.na only GOD go epp us sha

Enjoying the rain?
I can't say the same for myself though.

You are right about Lagos. God go surely epp us

obiorathesubtle:
NLjega

Thanks El-Rufai

yorex2011:
So you've brought me out of my shell ma'am.. how are you?

Now that's what I'm talking about!
Yorex stop this mama thing

Be like kookny, call me bae ... Lol
I'm good.
You?

I vote in alphabetical order

Diasyluv

Ivyy

Lanicky

Mimzy

Misgdope

Mysticgal

Refiner

Y'all deserve the e-crown
Congrats to the one leaving today... stay beautiful.

cc. NLJega

Chigern:
...to keep it simple then, am a jobseeker! Currently unemployed! Does your status also fit into that status?

Oh! I understand better now.
You'll soon be out of that status. I used to be there. We all at one point in time have been there... The headmaster was once a pupil

Kookny:
Thanks bae.

Koonky the professional call me bae!?
That's quite something

I know you for your seriousness and professional tone whenever you post here
This job has loosened you up... Lol. I like you like this

I have four very serious friends here but I know how to trouble them out of that mode;
Engr Karleone, Yorex2011, busybeei5 (this one busy no be small ), and Abimbawealth

I miss you guys except yorex
He's still very much around

Udochee:
amy-amy u like good news ehhh. personally i just derive joy in hearing good news from my friends (whether getting new jobs or getting married) most times i even celebrate more than the owner of the news sef..
from diary:- na GOD save u sha (jus wondering how u 'picked' the race, 4-40 things).

Lol. I like good news o , make I no be enemy of progress na
That yesterday ehn, I ran before they will say the charm caught me when I was listening to the Brazilian weavon talk. I wonder why Lagos is full of scammers sef.... mtshew. Baba God no want me to come tell bad story when people are sharing good news

Howdy Udo?

Congratulations Kookny
Let me be the first to congratulate you here. May you find happiness in your workplace and may the environment work in your favour. Amen.

Remember me in your paradise

Chigern:
A job seeker.. more precisely, in between jobs...Good morning...you?

Oh! Ok
Cool... but I don't think I understand what in between jobs mean
I feel I'm in between jobs too . Sounds like something that fits the description of my present employment status

davide470:
https://www.nairaland.com/3178760/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/2

Hey Guys, Let's go vote Ivyy


Format:


I vote Ivyy

cc: NLJega

Wow! Again?
I wanted to apologize yesterday for missing out on the first one despite my promises to support our own.
Forgive me. By the time I came online in the evening the thread had closed.

Is there a closing time today?

cc. Ferdyboss
stubborngoat
Lastmumu

Who else?

Skarlett who are you campaigning for again?
I'm prepared to cast my vote today
Open ballot on point!

There is another moniker that has been mentioning me sef?
Please who are the contestants for the beauty pageant? Lol
I want to vote for everyone... e no easy

Lero15:
Amicable09

Lagos L.A babe

Lero were you born in Lagos?

Chigern:
Thanks dearie...trust your day panned out well!...

**soliloquizing** Oh! I miss the olden days when I had time to play in the sand of JV chatroom...
Yes Chigern, thanks it did. Are you a job seeker? Fresh graduate? NYSC completed?
Good morning.

adeaks:
The 09 makes it seem like I am conversing with a droid. I prefer amicable, though you wouldn't get the mention.

Ade is not bad.

Lol. I see you have a preference as to what you would like me to be called , that's a nice one.

Ade is better for me too. Only you won't be getting my mentions.
How have you been?
Long time no speak...