₦airaland Forum

SlayerSupreme:
Segmentation and Fragmentation of Igbo people coupled with unrelenting propaganda to promote hatred among brothers,is the cause of all these. Starting from Gowon down to Obasanjo et al Igbos have been systematically fragmented into Benue,Kogi,Edo,Bayelsa,Cross-Rivers where they suffer minority status. This has left the Igbos divided and suspicious of each other... But one day,wene will unite with nwanne and differences will be forgotten. God is not asleep.

Guy this your 'But one day...' sentence makes correct sense. Wene and Nwanne have been apart for so long.

Ferdyboss:
Amicable09. I believe you can relate to this. Most likely from your planet

Lol.
Ferdy I related well with their love story, so sweet

But their height... Lol, never met this duo in ma planet before. I'll stop by at Mars this evening to look around for them. Latest gist has it that they are from there.

Hi Patrickdarlins, thanks for the mention.
Work is fine.

How's business going?
You are really looking fresh these days. Try leak the secret abeg.
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Quetetomsel (if you see this, then it's a miracle), you will need to teach me how to spell your moniker correctly. Though it's coming late but it's been in my heart to congratulate you. I was thinking you got admission already into Covenant or Babcock not knowing you were eyeing a bigger fish

Congratulations dear. Excellence is your nature. May we see you in the news for the right reasons as you set out to further your studies.

Write to us often.
Happy Sunday guys.

Ferdyboss:
Ok...I will keep that in mind. How was your day? Work et al.

Very fine, thanks. Happy Sunday!
Wishing you a beautiful week ahead.

Lero15:
Yes, Bahamas
No dear.

Lol. Alright.
Next weekend it shall be.

Ferdyboss:
I look like her brother? That sounds funny but ofcourse we have seen and become accustomed to different kinds of zoning here.

I'm yet to see my look-alike tho.

Amicable09 in "Theory of Assumptions".

Don't allow Dave poison your mind Ferdy.
The resemblance is not in outward appearance. It is inward... if you know warrai mean.

davide470:
Lol. I see.

The pertinent question is: How is he now your brother? I don't understand.


P.S: He was my coursemate in Uni for 5 years.

Lol.
Bad belle Dave
Always putting sand sand in my garri. lol

I just adopted an e-brother this morning na. That's how he became my brother .
That's the pertinent answer.

biodunpro:
morning dear..tnks for the compliment, buh why im I not seein ur dp?

You are not seeing it because oga Seun said it is optional. , so I opted for what you see there, 'faceless'.

About the compliment, it's nothing. You are always welcome.

davide470:
Why brother-zoning him?

Why not 'I should have been your Gf sef'? @bolded.

Lol.
The Ferdy I know, doesn't do gf things, he passed that level after he translated from baba to the present boss. He is planning his marriage already. If brothers and sisters could marry, then we would have been good to go.

davide470:
Is it the same dictionary you checked that I also checked?? Because I didn't see this in my own.

Exactly.
I was leaving this for my coach cc150615 to do. I didn't want to go ahead of her.

You have the most revised edition of Dictionary I've seen.

Ferdy, I respect you. You are the boss indeed! From baba you graduated to boss. There's no questioning who the boss is, you are!

I should have been your sister sef! Lol
In fact, I hereby declare today that Ferdyboss is my e-brother!

You share some resemblance with my brothers in real life.

My Respect!!!
Good morning.

biodunpro:
holla

Hey hi!
Howdy? Uhm... sorry for the delay in responding to your initial conversation.

Officially, you are welcome to the chatroom. Feel free to come in here anytime, any day. I love your display picture by the way, you look good. .

Good morning.

coolscott, interesting eye opening information there! Thanks.

But what do you say about the chickens? He isn't talking about maize seed this time for cultivating but chickens this time. Do you think the vaccines will adversely affect the reproduction of the birds? At least poultry farmers here in Nigeria I know for sure vaccinate their birds.

Lero15:
Hehe. Where do you wanna go

Where is that place you used to entice me in those days when I was still very fresh here? . I remember it is the proposed place, Bahamas or so that gave us things to talk about then.


Since you promised, I've not seen even 'Pride of Barbados' flower anywhere with you.
Have I been scammed? Lol

His closing statement makes perfect sense.

Just that if every family in the country and the nation as a whole adopt this 'economic advice', in five years time, Nigeria will have more chickens than humans.

Lero15:
Lol. Too much of Lagos is not good. You should go on vacation

Lol. Sincerely, you know what I need now. A vacation... in a serene environment.
Let us start going .

Lero15:
Amicable ooo. You always have a story or two to back up topics

Lero ooo... I dey see things na.
You must have noticed I'm a quiet observer, no be my fault.... na people wey dey always give me story to tell

davide470:
I wonder what this mean?

Lol. It means what it means.

Jazmiynne:
Lwkmd! mehn amicable09 got me rotfl
That guy was error! Definitely! Lolz

Some days ago I met one of his kind literally barking at his babe on phone for "daring" (his exact words) to call him when he was at work. Oh mehn me I de inside bus de pity the girl o. After calling all sorts of hell on her, I was shocked to my bones when the lady called him back 2secs later to apologise to him. Chai! That was when I knew that d 'hustle is real!'

Some ladies would willingly accept all sorts just to be termed 'girlfriend' and with great hopes of "wifehood"... Lolz the funniest part was that as the girl de apologise for the guy's degrading attitude, the guy was spewing more trash!

cc150615...

Lol. Jaz, just imagine that guy now! barking at his dog abi? Lol
That's what happens when a lady mellows down for a "dog". Dogs bark. Simple!

There's one I witnessed on a bus myself. I hate to pick calls in public buses especially the type that brings nothing but vexation. This babe in the bus was breaking up with her bf of so many years. The guy had already broken up with her but she refused to come to terms with it, it was obvious from the way the battle with words flowed. Worse part was that she lent the dude money. Come see quarrel inside bus . She was raking, cursing the guy, swearing and transferring curses to his generation unborn... Lol. I pitied her. She will swear, swear, swear, the dude will be hanging up and she will call again, he'll pick, threaten her and boast of never going to pay the money. I knew she dated trouble in person because the guy gan no send her, he had moved on.

That babe just cheapened herself in the bus. I vex ehn! She should have waited until she got home before fighting over the phone but the ish obviously had gotten to her throat, she needed to spew it out.

We just have to watch it so we don't fall into the hands of these kinda heartless guys.

KingEbukasBlog:
Sister amicable , you don forget say na Abraham's bosom not Heaven oo .

I ready buttressed my point with a bible verse . People who visited heaven are on a mission by God , the aforementioned bible verse is talking of what happens before the eternal reign of Christ . The heaven the op is talking about is the one we'll be in when God will be with man eternally

Mmmh... OK.

cc150615:
So I just got really cracked up by amicable09 and Jaz' update, ami dearie please don't let any dumbass put you in that corner ever again.
some guys really need to learn manners, anyway let's keep proving to them that not all young ladies leave to please every guy they meet just because he might be 'the awaited one'.....it's funny how some of the guys I've been rudest to at first meeting turn out to be very good friends over time. Also ppl should learn to start with building friendship and not just go all out expecting all the mushy from someone you just met yesterday

cc you are so so on point!
The guy, literate o yet his manners was zero. Anger was his middle name. Every little thing made him upset. I started thinking sth was wrong with me, like why couldn't I understand his love language... lol. But then, after a careful review of the whole thing, I realized I'm not strong enough for harsh words.

Stick and stones may bend and break me but words (harsh words) will kill me faster. So, I fled before I started making excuses for him and embark on a journey of no return.

Ferdyboss:
My funny side is reserved for a few Nice day to you Ami. Catch ya later

I see.
Catch ya later Ferdy.

Ferdyboss:
Funny? You never shee shumtin. I prefer not to display my funny side on here. I believe your best friend and roommate are visitors from Earth.

Ahhhnnn!
Why are you hoarding your funny side from us here? ko fair o... don't make me look for you off here when I get bored. I know how to locate everyone *smiles.

We've all visited Earth at one point in time when we took some stretching exercises before we went back. It was fun sha.

Ferdyboss:
Oh...Venus? I've been there. Habitants are very brief. Average height is like 4ft. I'm sure you may be less than 4ft sef

Hahahaha.
You have kee me Ferdy! I haf fall for ground!!! Lol
Boy! I have never seen this humorous side of you, ever!

You are funny.
You just implied that dwarfism may just be my case. Lol.

I'll prove you wrong! It will shock you that I'm even taller than you sef! Lol
My best friend in Venus is 6'2, my roommate is 5'8. predict my height from the given heights! *winks.

Hey TollyB my love, it's so good to have you back on NL. I missed you plenty. Welcome back! Thanks for the devotional too.
Hi joettti and biodunpro, twill be my pleasure to host you both here. Stop by when you get this mention. Thanks.

Ferdyboss:
Lol...Chai. Abeg remind me of your planet of origin. It's definitely not Earth or Mars.

Lol... Proudly Venus! But I grew up in Jupiter.

I have friends I visit oftentimes in other planets too.

Ferdyboss:
Good morning. So you don't know that it's criminal to elope with someone else's wife abi.

Lol.
Good morning...

What was I even thinking? How did I forget what section 4, subsection 1, paragraph 9 of the 1999 constitution says. My bad.

Remind me of my husband's name again please. e be like polyandry dey worry me sef.... Lol. I owe him a written apology.

Ferdyboss:
And then when we get back? I get to suffer it abi. Before sombori wee comman kidnap me.

Ferdy fear not!
You na boss na... lol

I don't know any kidnapper.
You will come back to your normal lifestyle nothing less but maybe something more.

Hi Estharfabian,
I'm really sorry about your loss. It came to me as a rude shock cos I'm used to seeing her feature on your diary and I love your description of her.

It's an irreparable loss and I can only imagine the pain. Please accept my heartfelt condolences.

Ferdyboss:
Elope with you? That's so not happening. I still want to be alive abeg

Lol. What's threatening your life? We will both be alive in our new getaway location.

Ferdyboss:
I just need a get away.

Exactly what I need too!
Let's elope!!! Lol.

Ferdyboss:
Oh...Forgive my "knowledge". I'm sure he is just an "acquaintance" abi.
How has your week been?

Yea, in the past.
My week's been good. Yours?