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yawa no dey. ow u dey hansome bobo

in his palm

champagne lid innit?

Indeed sad may their beautiful souls RIPP

Now that is drastic!!

I will turn the other cheek

Mind u, that will be the last cheek he ever slapped , if he lived to see another day Nonesense upon ingredient!

iphy42:
By the way i knom one who slapped the mother inlaw TWICE on the face . She's stil in her husbands house today.

what!! she dey use jazz on the family

It wouldnt be much fun if u dont join in for 372 and 373 counts

Siena:
No wonder you've never had a girlfriend at 26.

You're so weird, it's frightening.

flexshop:
Go hug transformer and receive 14virgins in heaven

OBLONG:
what is a transformer ?

Oblong! u de funny o

Who needs a leap year

when 368 and 369 is on offer

When a girl buys u chocolate . . . u do the following,

say thank U
Bless it
Eat it. .

Dont 4get to brush ur teeth b4 going to bed

Madukaele:
I love this girl so much that[b] i promised her the world [/b] if she agrees to marry me, i buy things for her be it weekends, xmas ,new year, val name it, but she keeps demanding, she knows i luv her and i have hope of tiring the nut with her, cos of her excess demand i am starting to get worried, does she want me broke or is she still testing my love for her?

Excess wetin !!!!

u promised her ' D WORLD '

She aint even started

Who is attacking justwise

Let me @ em . . . . . online

@op

If 'fools' can fall in love offline why not online

[quote author=ada-uche link=topic=398232.msg5513321#msg5513321 date=1266185114]He is now saying he wants to surpise me, some part of me feels as if we've know each other for a while cos we got on so well. Then am thinking his a complete stranger what am i doing?[/quote]Please dont go to see this man. Surprise u u've known him for less than an hour

Meet me for dinner by 328 and 329 precint

[quote author=ada-uche link=topic=398232.msg5513261#msg5513261 date=1266184313]Recently single. I met a guy at the train station today we chatted till I got to my destination, he was good looking and the conversation was great. He wants to meet tonight his flight to Nigeria is tomorrow? Will I look too desperate if I said yes? What will you do?[/quote]If that was me. I will arrange to meet him after he comes back from Nigeria, if I like him.

krisafics:
Hello people!For sometime now probably 4 more than one week now,my girl friend keep telling me how guys stop her on the way[b](road),market,church just any where [/b] and start toastin i.e asking 4 her number and al dat.Each tym she tels, i ask her not 2 worry,dat its a normal tin.But later,i startd askin my sef, is she sayin al ds 2 me,jus 4 me 2 no her worth or what, ?Or am i in d verge of losing her soon?So what do u al think?

even on roads passing the cemetry
im just wondering ni o

To ur kweshun - ow long hav u been 2getha?

If guys have been toasting her for more than a week, what happened to all the other times prior to the past week she was toasted, before she decided to intimate u with all her current toasters ? She probably is on a date with one of the toasters, or as u say, she is beginning to wonder if u measure up to those other toasters

Princek12:
It is elementary that Naija girls like to play hard to get while being approached by men. Out of the Naija girls, who do you all think plays the most shakara? Because, in my own view, I think Yoruba girls play the most hard to get.

Now i didnt know that
I thot it was 'girls in general' that play hard to get. . . .

@op

even wen u aint looking, it comes biting u on d backside  

It's human nature, wot is it someone once told me 'No one is past falling in love'.

Urs will find u sista  

flex shop. . ,

u sure all dem calls are from ladies only

^^^Have u tried saying 324 and 325

ode remo:
i will kill myself.

sofly sofly o

wow!! one sore val day for someone . . . . . .shame

Moving. . . .

Sexuality .

violent:
someone called me?

Classic !


Wot say ye

18

I kissed a girl and I liked it

or was that a song

emmboy:
Should i let my girl tell her mom about our relationship? I'm a student of ATBU and she is a virgin @ 20, still in 200L Unilag. She loves me so so much and i love her too. We promised to get married after we are through with our education. So i want to know how possible that can be and i dont want her mom to know more than she needs to know about our relation. She pls advice; do u think it can work, and do u think she should tell her mom?

I had to laugh . . . .

U are a student
She is a virgin . . . . . .


wot a way to start describing her

Nothing to report

sojoe:
I did atend my Ex's wedin,april lastyr,considerin d fact dat d breakup was instigated by familyties.
I must confes it wasnt easy,i kept thinkin 'i shld hav been d one in dat dress'.thank God i went wit a friend,she kept me goin,cos she was aware of d relatnship while it lastd.

must have been tough