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I have heard you...

Meanwhile, I forgot to put pepper in my food today, so I had remember Toyosi, my Yoruba crush, The food started peppering me... lemme ooooo,..

I smell lies...

������My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you.
Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends.
I asked her, " When?"
She replied, "Any day you will be chanced."
I said okay and the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded.
On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her,
"Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys".
When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?"
And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa."
I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon.
We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE...
A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife.
You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out".
She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered.
They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow.
Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter.
All their church members was also on ground.
On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?"
I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay."
After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?"
Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na".
......... That was how the fight started.
I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged.
Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked.
PLEASE AM I WICKED ?
But we are both joking now!
Payback is sweet...

OMG���

Owk...

God bless The gallant Soldiers...

Dreamword24:
And my skul is still in 2016/2017 session

One chance...

The people in the picture are not up to fifty o... Add more pics...

Since December 2016...

I only know of Pulse.Ng, Bella naija and Vanguard Nigeria are the ones am used to but let me check others...

FTC this morning thanks to phcn that took light this early morning...

IamAirforce1:
Nice

He didn't bow but lowered his head as respect to a king... They are the same language as per say...

I want to apply for the post of C.O.O...
Who do i meet

|f poison expire, does it become more poisonous or less poisonous ¿¿

Nice...

But

|f poison expire, does it become more poisonous or less poisonous ¿¿

Please; |f poison expire, does it become more poisonous or less poisonous ¿¿

Shaballantin:
childish comment, go read your constitution and know who has more power army or police,, the police Boss was right but only the police in naija is neglected,, I stayed in Texas for two years without sighting a soldier,, but can't turn everywhere without seeing the police,, if we get a functional police then our democracy is stable,, period boi

You just said Texas...
Texas is far different from Nigeria and you know that...
An army in Nigeria has more respect compared to the police not until they told you that...

Better...

Don't tell your boys to stop any army general o...
Let the sleeping dog lies...
I don't want to hear any story that touch...

Nonso92:
Since the price is leaking, wake me up when it reaches 50k

You mean they should wake you when it's 2022

So students will still pay an addition of N2500 for correction of data and some silly uni wont still give them admission!!!

eTECTIVe:
Thank God Kwese TV is here now afta d disappointment of TSTV.. But all dis na story sha, dey'll sort demselves out.. Big Broda wants to evict MultiChoice but we all know Kolewerk.. D only thing leaving in 2019 is dis govt

Are you using kwese to watch live match
What position is that and with which decoder

Bad road...

Land for sale...

Yes...
I have been in a relationship with my gf since two years now and we've not talk of engaging in it.,..
Till marriage...

GloriaNinja:
MAYBE I WILL START LYING ABOUT MY NATIONALITY, THE WAY NIGERIANS IN THE DIASPORA BRINGS BAD NAME TO NIGERIA MAKES ME TO FEAR TELLING A FOREIGNER THAT I'M A NIGERIAN, tufiakwa!

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You should rather say some...
Not every Nigerian in the diaspora bring bad name to Nigeria... Their are some foreigners that would want to come to Nigeria just cos of how his neighbor (A Nigerian) treats them...
#Dontgenerallize...

I also feel the same but i thought it was because of the environment I changed...
I just finished taking my 5th sachet sha...

I taught they said Boko have been defeated

Why the wickedness this morning op
You create topic and still claim FTC...
diaisGod o...

How can I book space

4000 for just a person
This shows he has failed in tackling security...
Naija i hail thee...