slimzypink:
hold on is BOLA IGE DEAD

NO,He was alive.

Ice block wit butter

Better

No problem, am dumpin dis my jet 4 gud

Pls NL, can u people tell me the colour of love

a1solution: Before u approach a lady raise ur manhood up fly your shirt and use ur belt to hold it.

bad thing wey dey swit

IkeNwanyiCalaba: i cannot even understanding you. you talk in idioms. you have some explane to do. next time try make yourself easy in your explnatione and i will know to help you. From the small i understand, you are fighting with your boyfriend. my simple advise is live boyfriend girlfriend thing alone because all is vanity upon vanity. give your life to christ. thank you.

did u do comprehension at al wen u ar in school, or u ar not a student or wat,wat is dere u dint understood, u ar nw preachin 2 d poster,just take a second look at ur username, or am i tinkin other wise, i tot dat charity begins at home

Wat a sad news,RIP

Diamond

100% true

Fynestboi: if ur gf no get bb nko?

u buy one 4 her

Olwe: I call him 3 times a day. First one is when I wake him up, 2nd is when I arive a work, to inform him that I arrived safe. 3rd one is during my lunch. So he is left with a duty of calling me the whole afternoon until bed time.

which network ar u using.if it is MTN, una be their customer.

My Oga at d top must talk 1st

190-the-clown:
theres no one that's drank as much water as myself since 2008 in the world

go 2 d atlantic ocean n name ur price

xynerise:
Shatap dia Onu Nkapi

d guy is sayin d truth,y must u sing wen eva water touches u. Let me ask u,do u also sing wen eva u ar under d rain. If it is so, u must go 4 deliverance.... Lol

idy15: meaning i wont work on Friday i'll be sleeping althrough
first to comment

get ready 2 collect ur termination letter on monday.lol

ceejay80s: IT'S A MIRACLE, 1st TO TALK!! I AM GOING TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW AND I WONT WAKE UP AGAIN...HURRAY!!

u ar nt gonna wake up again,does it mean u ar goin 2 die,pls dont die o o o,we wil miss u here NL.

booqee: When they say review, it could be to increase or decrease it.
But God pls..i leedown dey beg u, let them increase it to at least 50k!

u dont need 2 pray ova it,dey wil increase it 2 100k.we ar even prayin let dem make it 33k as dey promise,u ar here sayin 50k

De two guys must be a gay

niyivasaz: Rubbish!!

y rubish

xynerise: A woman who will allow me to watch football without saying "Darling, Food is ready"

u ar nt serious

Cornel88: Uche Jombo is better than both jor.

lol which Uche jumbo. Dat fatty

My dear u better 4 it,just 2 av de experience

obowunmi: ^^^^ innocent ke? she's a freak in the sheets.

jealosy

stpat1: That's how it is in services o. Everybody quickly hooks up right in camp. After camp some will be splited when they are posted to different local govts then remearging will now occur again.

Omo if u get chick, guy, wife or husband that is going for NYSC and not going from home, forget am first o. After NYSC u can go and re possess you possession.

That's d way it is.

everybody is nt d same.

DMainMan: If ordinary Realmadrid dat Arsenal wipe easily can win Barca den it is certain we wil flog bayern. I stil repeat and say this: 2013 champions league winner is Arsenal

lol

kulyie: The same way men love football is the same way women love home videos

exactly

Hmmmm