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Lobolintin: my gate man daughter fine pass them... Even my neighbour daughter make sense pass them..

E be like say you dey eye your gate man daughter ba?

rattlesnake: illuminati

When I saw the picture and the comments you made, I told myself, "this Musiwa don come again!" Alas, I was wrong.

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If you are a man, don't cross your boundary- stay away from your neighbor's or landlord's daughters or wives.

If it's a car container no problem- Insurance don cover am.

oluwadare26: the op should include their phone numbers so we can confirm if they are truly bells students. Infact, i think i need d last girl number so that she would be able to update me about d sch admission

Is she the school's Registrar

musiwa112: that is wrong.. for the burial.. it is fake.. they will never bury the oba of benin this way.. it is fake..

my great grand father was the emperor of western nigeria... akanbi, the father of ooni of ile ife is the child of the third son.

lagos seaport was built under my great grand father... so is the railway line from lagos to jebba.. so the correct answer is not ile ife.. but i am not allowed to tell you online.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/875644_Lagos1_jpgb3560c02f20dd4f83d7da4a3addae20f

Now I truly believe something is wrong with someone somewhere. I am not allowed to mention names online

Adon laik am. Oya roger the boys.

Chike and the River, why not copy and post the info since you were so generous enough to post the pic?

You are insane if you think I'll I'll believe this poo coming from this bloody source.

blueto: Yobo and Ruben should be banned 4rm football

Did they bite somebody?

[quote author=Beaf!]What is under this Black Hat that is worn even around midnight by Mr. Nigerian President?[/quote]Probably his hair and head

2gbasky22: 3. Wearing the engagement ring of a man who
doesn't even know your parents or house. You
are wasting yur time & blessing.

6. Cooking food regularly and washing clothes
for your boyfriend. That was a big mistake of
yur life

8. Giving sex to a man simply because he
promised to marry you. Haba! Na only yhu waka come?

11. A man cheats on you and you still say that
you can never quit him, Hmm you need prayer. And hot factory reset slap.

These are women with big faith. Faith is the substance of things hoped for- the evidence of things not seen.

nagoma: The "wannabe Doctors" are desperate . Pharmacists , Optometrists and even ambulance drivers want to be referred to as Docrors and they refuse to go through medical school. The confusion in Nigeria's healthcare continues as we copy blindly from America.

There was this "chemist-attendant" boy whom everyone in my neighborhood refers to as a doctor simply because he works at the "chemist" and wears a long white robe when returning home...

Bilany: Who keeps potatoes in the refrigerator?

My wife and I do. We keep Irish potatoes in the fridge.

Hello Nairalander,

This is the fist in a series of episodes to come.

This thread is created to be a formal e-debate between all Nairalanders who want to contribute to this debate and share in the body of knowledge out there. It is not meant to be a place to hurl insults or abuse against anyone, their religion, or "irreligion". The beauty of any academic debate lies in the ability of people to present their claims, support them with credible, verifiable evidence(s), and argue out against opposing view(s) respectfully.

Are you a Christian, Muslim, or someone who believes in a religion that promotes God's existence? Please let us hear how hard it is to deny God's existence. We want to know how intellectually rigorous your position as a "Goddist" is.


Are you an Atheist? Most of you find that the concept of God or a god doesn't strike a chord. The concept of God or a god is not relevant in the lives of the atheist. Please let us understand how you knew for a fact that there is no God or a god.

I want to specify that, for the purpose of this debate, I am not in particularly in favor of either theism or atheism. I have experienced both positions (as an atheist and as a Christian). This is not to say that I do not have a side I lean towards.

[size=14pt]Rules Guiding the Debate[/size]
1) Please do not hurl insults at anyone, no matter the position they hold. Let us learn to respect the diversity in humanity and the different political, religious, or philosophical views we all hold. Any insult directed towards an individual should be reported by hitting the REPORT button.
2) Please do not turn this to an Igbo vs Yoruba or Christian vs Muslim e-war.
3) State your position and back them with credible, and/or verifiable evidence.

We all want to challenge each other's position intellectually and learn as Nairalanders. Let the e-debate begin. Happy debating.

Teespice: And when you get the punnani for free, you tag her with all kinds of names and possibly invite your buddies to have a taste of the loot.

Life is indeed funny.

Loot kwa?

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t] see that Bermuda triangle, fresh fish[/quote]You wan disappear abi?

This is not further from the truth. Me with my certificates here in Europe, I (we) cannot find a job. But, some of my fellow Yoruba brothers and Igbo friends who learned Welding and Truck mechanic way back in Naija wake up and go to work while I keep posting CVs around the internet. Had I known, I would have learned some trade even if I would not relent in my effort to go to the university.

If no be say your own dey for your body o, just leave dat place kia maza before the goaty report you to your sister as the one trying to rape him... Na my own ten kobo be dat.

vivalavida: She is just calling da shotz for now. Cant happn in igbo land.

Of course notbecause Igbo land is not Yorubaland. The Yorubas are tolerant and they respect women...

vivalavida: Why are u guys contradicting yourselves. You guys earlier claimed a woman cant be an Oba in yoruba land. She can only be a regent till an oba is gotten. And here u are telln me that the 21st ooni of ife was a woma. Well i dnt care. What i knw is dat Adetutu Adesida Dike is now an igbo woman. Even if she is filling a form and state of origin is there,she will write an igbo state. So pls knw that an igbo woman os lording it over you guys now. Even if it is for a fleeting momen

Yes, a woman cannot become an Oba. The 21st Ooni of Ife was the last Oba and she did not last long on the throne for traditional reasons. So, in our day, it is imposible for her to be one.

vivalavida: You are the one who view her that way. Other non yorubas see her as an igbo woman

That is not true. Other Yoruba's, a part of which I belong, see her as a Yoruba woman. Does a Nigerian woman married to an Oyinbo automatically becomes Oyinbo? Does a Yoruba married to British becomes Briton?

The first female Oba was the 21st Ooni of Ife. The Regent of Akure cannot and will not be the first female Oba.
1ST ODUDUWA

2ND OSANGANGAN OBAMAKIN
3RD OGUN
4TH OBALUFON OGBOGBODIRIN
5TH OBALUFON ALAYEMORE
6TH ORANMIYAN
7TH AYETISE
8TH LAJAMISAN
9TH LAJODOOGUN
10TH LAFOGIDO
11TH ODIDIMODE ROGBEESIN
12TH AWOROKOLOKIN
13TH EKUN
14TH AJIMUDA
15TH GBOONIJIO
16TH OKANLAJOSIN
17TH ADEGBALU
18TH OSINKOLA
19TH OGBORUU
20TH GIESI
21ST LUWOO (FEMALE)
22ND LUMOBI
23RD AGBEDEGBEDE
24TH OJELOKUNBIRIN
25TH LAGUNJA
26TH LARUNNKA
27TH ADEMILU
28TH OMOGBOGBO
29TH AJILA-OORUN
30TH ADEJINLE
31ST OLOJO
32ND OKITI
33RD LUGBADE
34TH ARIBIWOSO
35TH OSINLADE
36TH ADAGBA
37TH OJIGIDIRI

vivalavida: Hey folks,thanx for the lecture on yoruba traditions. It was quite enlightening. Yes she is a regent. But you all know that getting an oba in a yoruba land sometimes take time due to the in-fighting btw the royal family houses. She is born yoruba and married to an igbo man.In my place i.e igbo land,we believe a woman has no tribe,village,church etc till she gets married. Therefore Adetutu Adesida is now Mrs Dike,an Igbo woman.
The essence of what i am writing is for you yoruba folks to remember that @ a time,the igbo's through Mrs Dike presided over one of your kingdoms. Hahahahahaha. This same shit cant take place in Igbo land ooo. . I come from a royal family too. My grandad is an Eze

Who follows this kind of barbaric logic these days? To say a woman has got no tribe until she is married. Wake up (wo)man to the 21st century and stop being happy about the gender-based discrimination that your culture promotes... It is Yorubaland where women are regarded such that the are installed Obas. By the way, she was not the first Oba in Yoruba history. Look to the listbelow and you'll see that the 21st Oooni of Ife was female.

1ST ODUDUWA

2ND OSANGANGAN OBAMAKIN
3RD OGUN
4TH OBALUFON OGBOGBODIRIN
5TH OBALUFON ALAYEMORE
6TH ORANMIYAN
7TH AYETISE
8TH LAJAMISAN
9TH LAJODOOGUN
10TH LAFOGIDO
11TH ODIDIMODE ROGBEESIN
12TH AWOROKOLOKIN
13TH EKUN
14TH AJIMUDA
15TH GBOONIJIO
16TH OKANLAJOSIN
17TH ADEGBALU
18TH OSINKOLA
19TH OGBORUU
20TH GIESI
21ST LUWOO (FEMALE)
22ND LUMOBI
23RD AGBEDEGBEDE
24TH OJELOKUNBIRIN
25TH LAGUNJA
26TH LARUNNKA
27TH ADEMILU
28TH OMOGBOGBO
29TH AJILA-OORUN
30TH ADEJINLE
31ST OLOJO
32ND OKITI
33RD LUGBADE
34TH ARIBIWOSO
35TH OSINLADE
36TH ADAGBA
37TH OJIGIDIRI

seunmsg: Your submissions are very wrong sir. A regent is just an acting oba installed until the kingmakers finally select a substantive king. In yoruba culture, the first daughter of the late king is usually installed as the regent. The choice of the female child is based on the believe that a lady will willingly vacate the throne when the substantive king is selected unlike a male child who may not want to exit the throne again.

The children of the regent has no right to the throne except she is married to a prince from another ruling house. In the case of Adetutu Adesida-Dike, she's married to an igbo man, so, her children are igbo's and not Yoruba. They can only be king in igboland and not Akure.

The next king will come from another ruling house in Akure and not from the family/ruling house of the late king. Kingship in Yoruba land is rotated among families that are entitled to the throne.

You, sir, have got brain. Thank you for the clarification.

ezeagu: Even though their father may be Igbo, I believe they may be brought up Yoruba. And I'm not sure if she's the first Oba.

Some people are misinterpreting the information. Go to the link (and not the OP's post) to get the real, and full story. The woman is not Igbo, her father was not Igbo, she PROBABLY was married to Igbo. No where in the original story did it say her husband would, could, or may take over the throne. This is a part of the original story:[/quote]Adesida-Dike, a United States of America (USA)- based pharmacist will be on the throne until the installation of another Monarch[/quote].

Yomieluv: Nothing like best method,any method can fail,Postinor 2 has really put me in deep sh1t before,thought it was effective,till......guess the rest.

The safest method is Abstinence. If you aren't ready for the consequence,zip up.

Maybe na Ibo or chinko made...

But honestly, doesn't the bank owe its customers within the banking premises a duty of care to make its premises harm and crime free?