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Awon Igi Iwe.

Ewe me aka ce?

Ifewilshere: Rauf nje Gomina, Omisore nje Agbado.....

Eyin omo adamo, o ga o.

Is it by force to drink water? Omisore should understand that the Osun people don't want him- why singing when you know no one will dance

Who prepares his own food and broadcasts it as helping his wife There is nothing like "helping his wife" here- you no cook, you no chop. Our men are fond of making kitchen work women's work. Oshi

nicechic: Guys in the house, pls what does it mean when a guy keeps chasing a girl for 7-8yrs? Is it that he just wants sex or he has pure intentions for her
A particular guy has been on my neck right frm my secondary school days and he has refused to give up....at a time, he stopped calling nd pestering, then all of a sudden, he starts calling again nd sending provisions to me in school through public transport drivers. Why is he hell bent on having me? Pls, advice a sister

Probably you are truly a NICE CHICK.

A Biblical story...

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She then hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too.

Men will never learn...

chulla12: Okay but in addition to her light bright skin, her facial features look different.

https://cdn.swaggernewyork.com/media/2014/06/Kermit-But-Thats-none-of-my-business-.jpg

But, are you not thinking she may have been adopted, one of her parents' relatives may have her features, or on the extreme side- her mom may have had her from another man...

chulla12: The teen is significantly lighter skinned than the rest of her fellow villagers.

Oh kay....

Probably a rented actress hired to help stage a sensationalist lie for the press.

In this age where two black parents did give birth to white kid, it's possible for a child to be fair even when both parents are dark.

It seems human-to-dog Marriage is becoming popular now. Another woman, this time from Obdo Oyibo, also married a dog. When asked in an interview about her bizarre decision to marry her pet, the woman- Amanda Rodgers- said:

"Yeah, I suppose you're right... there are different kinds of love - my love for Sheba is very deep. We have a deep connection."

Read More here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-who-married-dog-tells-3229270




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmW4zbwOqT0

Husband receives VIP treatment.

Wife, Father-in-Law, and Husband pose for pics.

Good turn-out: Around 70 relatives attended the ceremony in the eastern Indian state of Jharkhand

Husband looks shy

Ceremony: The dog, Sheru, a stray, falls asleep during the lavish ceremony. Husband dey sleep for hin wedding.

Wonders they say, shall never end. Who would ever imagine a girl as pretty as this 18-year-old marrying a dog when there are thousands, if not millions, of Nairalanders looking for women? Anyway, it happened-

Mangli Munda, from a remote village in the eastern Indian state of Jharkhand, wed the canine in a lavish ceremony.

Mangli Munda was told by village elders that she was cursed with bad luck and that to lift the spell permanently, the beautiful teenager would have to marry a dog.

The wedding,

reports Daily Mail UK,

was hastily organised by village elders after a local guru led Mangli's parents to believe that the teenager possessed ill-luck and that marrying a man would bring destruction to the family and her community.

The lucky dog was baffled that such a luck was bestowed on him when, as he was jejely going on a walk on a hot afternoon, he was picked up on the street,

brought in chauffeur driven car and welcomed by revelers

to come and marry- awoof.

What do we say? Happy Married life to the newly wedded couple.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2741901/The-husband-s-real-hound-Girl-18-marries-stray-dog-bizarre-Indian-tribal-ritual-designed-ward-evil-spirit.html#ixzz3CHnoEXke

*Takes out calculator, punches the KEYPAD* Runs to GTBank, Requests loan*







Dog Exportation Business on My Mind.

Tallesty1: *dies*

kennygee:

*Pours you cold water**Pours you cold water*

[quote author=Tallesty1]*jumps up n runs outta da thread*[/quote]Isn't this better than the stupid, senseless, fruitless, and useless tribal wars that some people engage in on NL?

Ahua, congratulations. May you be best-friends to each other for the rest of your lives.

OP, Ittaqullah.

kipesco: Do u expect him to us the army to flush out the Boko Haram then what about those who sponsors these boys. See what is happening at Syria.

I don't know who the sponsors of BH are. But, let's all pretend that the sponsors are APC. If indeed the APC or any other person/group sponsors BH, there is no denying the fact that the commander-in-Chief of the FRN has a larger role to play in helping us achieve peace. Now, how he goes about it depends on his skills in governance, strategy, and strength. Don't get me wrong, I am not asking the president to lead the battle n person, I am asking him to use his good office to help us achieve the unity and peace that is our motto.

Okay, you didn't even say what kind of business this is. Where or to whom are we sending emails and for what purpose?

*takes out calculator, punches the keypad, raises head with a straight face*

If this is a legal business, I'll charge you 2 Naira per email...

kipesco: Everything seems to be bad in PDP and causes laid on Jonathan even as I c him d best. He has tried at least but cannot comprehend why he has not been appreciated by many even in the midst of the growth in Nigeria.
Seeing all the abuses and condemnation attributed to Jonathan even by some PDP in North like Jigawa I have this to ask.
* Is PDP really the problem of these people
* Is Jonathan not really performing
* How many of these governors have changed the lives of people of their state.
* If Jonathan leaves to contest will PDP be a good Party
These are questions I need answers to.

Jonathan, like SOME other past leaders, have incompetent and/or bad advisors. They'd rather not tell him the truth than lose their jobs. They seem to praise him even when he is not getting it right. Presidents are mere humans and need good to excellent advisors if s/he is to perform well. To answer your question, I think Jonathan is not the problem, but the people surrounding him... His handling of the various issues like BH, etc must have been from the advice he got from those who surround him.

The north, the Yorubas, and indeed other Nigerians who seem to shout "Jonathan Until 2015" seem to do so because they feel Nigerians are not better off under this "administration" when compared to the past leaders. Whom do you expect the people to blame? The leader and his party- on whom his policies are rested and actualized...

itsIYKE: Yes a statue of oduduwa wit chains on his leg nd feet like a madman dat he was

Now, go back and read your comments and come back so I'll tell you who the man one is.

Sijo01: I prefer sango, holding up his staff, releasing fire from his mouth.


Trust me it will make more tourism sense than Odiduwa's.

Tourism-wise, you seem to be right.

Sijo01: That village will not be complete without the statue of Sango, the god of thunder.

Why Sango? I guess the Statue of Oduduwa-Progenitor of the Yoruba race would be a perfect fit just as Lady Justice is a perfect fit that symbolizes Equity and Law...

amnestylaw1:

There need not be any British village in Ibadan. Nigeria and many other countries have British Council that promote British culture. So, do some research and stop hating.

erico2k2: British council never promote any british culture.Its just a source of research ie library?I was a memeber at the one in ENUGU.I think U need to know what promoting o e's culture means b4 posting

British Council DOES promote culture. Maybe we need to start with understanding what constitute culture. Below are some information (with sources attached) of what British Council does.

So what is the British Council?

Its purpose is to "build mutually beneficial relationships between people in the UK and other countries and to increase appreciation of the UK's creative ideas and achievements". In effect, it is tasked with promoting British culture, language and business around the world. It is a not-for-profit charity and though it is -independent, it is partly funded by the British Government.

The council has often faced the difficulty of being something of a mystery to the public. Part of the problem is its nondescript name, which gives little clue to its activities. Its leaders have often been asked about a name change to something that better explains what the council does. "Market research shows that organisations that change their name often lose out in terms of public recognition," its former head, David Drewry, once said,...

SOURCE: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-big-question-what-is-the-british-council-and-does-it-still-serve-a-useful-purpose-764836.html

According to the British Council itself:

The British Council creates international opportunities for the people of the UK and other countries, and builds trust between them worldwide. We call this work cultural relations.

SOURCE: http://www.britishcouncil.org/organisation

So, you see, British Council's main task is to promote British Culture. They do this by building British Councils across the globe, providing educational opportunities, providing libraries, organizing cultural "interchange/exchange" programs etc.

ZUBY77: Shameless Africans. Always celebrating useless projects.
How many British villages are in Ibadan?
If that is such a fantastic project, do you think you can beat them to that?

First of all, the Police, the army, the politicians etc will remain British. So you are only allowed to import your Ewedu and others.

Its a shame we celebrate running away from our ancestors. They must be happy wherever they are.

There need not be any British village in Ibadan. Nigeria and many other countries have British Council that promote British culture. So, do some research and stop hating.

Nice development. O'dua a gbewa o.

I am not sure whether she has a beautiful body or not, however, I am sure it is nobody's business how she dresses. She does looks good to the eyes- no doubt about that. But in the little time I have spent here on earth, I have seen far better beautiful bodies.

This doesn't look like an attack from a fellow kid her age, it looks to me like some adult or older kid abused her. Some people are sick and need psychological help. What on earth would such a little girl have done to have warranted a slap let alone turn her to punching bag

alexasomba: I've got a friend, we were in Secondary School when he lost his mom, being the only son she really did a lot to make him happy. He told me then that one phrase his mom used after shouting his name to call his attention especially when he is "busy" with his video games was "shey I'm calling you now and you're there playing your video game, okay o. Carry on." and those were the first set of words that got to him, when she passed on. He regretted not giving her enough of his time and attention, back then he told me "Alex, if my mom was alive now and called my name once I will answer and run to her a thousand times."

He asked me to pay attention to mine. I'm asking you to pay attention to yours.

Thank you for this story. May we not lose that which we value and may we value that which we have.