₦airaland Forum

ozo13:
PDP fans don't dey desert nairaland ths days oooo.wetin dey happen nah.

Maybe they've decided to join the train of change- hence, why you do don't seem to notice them...

Happy birthday to the first lady of Marvin records.

layaiya:
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To see wetin

Wao, they look cute together with the baby ☺

Wao, see joy in my people's faces. Definitely Nigerians love Buhari like madness. Ajisebi Oyo laari...Sai Baba, sai Buhari.

NobleAky:
My thinking: these people don't have certificate else they would have been shouting #Buhari wey ur certificate?#

It shan't shall be well with your English teacher.

When Asari and co said they were gonna unleash terror if Jonathan did not win, what action did the FG take? This government and indeed nation is a joke...

Shall end wonder, never!

Chai, see our incubent incoming president as he dey shine.

eeeya

Creamish:
I also used this one..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/892973_a20onward_jpge7fd14a9d6b82dac8466784763b79798


Sometimes we r made to number d pages so we dont keep taking dem off from the centre page...lolz...then u'd see an 80-leaves book looking like its just 30-leaves..

Dis one sabi make person writing fine ehn?

blackCITIZEN:
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INSANE::
FIRST OF ALL, if you take this message too personal... You are insane
Trying to disqualify someone who has contested 3times for presidency on his 4th appearance... you are insane
To read a coup carried out in 1985 to disqualify your opponent in 2015... You are A JOKE..
To tell us that stealing is not corruption... You must be insane..
To insist on probing opposition states, when you know stealing is not corruption..... I don't know if you are insane
To tell us that "IF $20B IS MISSING AMERICA WILL KNOW" shey america na our WATCHDOG... Well, you are inSSSSS...
To tell us that "How much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE"... you are insane...
To tell us that "I rather kill myself than to commit suicide" You are insane..
To tell us that some states will not vote in presidential election, and still trying to become their president INCASE you win.. U are NOT SERIOUS
To tell South-east that u are an igbo man n ur name is Azikiwe in 2011, and the North that IBB is your father in 2015... You are A CROOK or a BASTARD
You insist that someone is not CLUELESS after reading all this..... Your own CASE IS DIFFERENT
You got annoyed after reading this post.... You are insane
You keep voting PDP every time and still expect CHANGE to come.... It's very obvious you are insane












YOU dont like or share this post.... You are insane

Thanks for sharing.

dayo23:
APC Presidential campaign storm minna the capital of Niger state today, Welcome on board as the powerful wind of change takes over Niger state. The People's General and his VP Prof Osinbajo alongside Party chieftains are expected to role out Party manifestos to the people of Niger state.
#APCRally#GMB15#

This thread, the pictures, the wild jubilation made my day. Thanks for sharing

These are the words of Mike Awoyinfa, an ace and highly cerebral writer concerning the forthcoming election. If you're still confused on who to cast your vote for, this might just give you the clue you seek. After reading this, you shouldn't remain clueless unless you take after some people.

"At the end of the day, it’s all about trust.
As a voter, who do you trust between the two leaders?
If they were both bank managers, who will you trust with your money?
If they were pilots, who will you trust to fly you safely to your destination?
If they were security men, who between the two will you entrust with the security of your home?
If your country were to be fighting a war, who will you choose to lead?
If you have to choose your parents among the 2 families who would you choose(mine)
If corruption is the scourge afflicting Nigeria, who do you think can tame it best?
Those are some of the questions that should influence our choice of who should lead Nigeria in the next four years in this battle of titans. Let’s remove sentiments. Let’s be rational for the sake of our unborn generation. Let’s vote for our future and not our stomachs."
My comments: This is what every voter should ask his or her self honestly before thumbprinting the INEC ballot paper on February14....then vote for the man your conscience approves for the job!
If you choose a Commander -in - Chief for any other reason than these, you are an enemy of Nigeria!

Mene mene takal persin...

Werin be dis??

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif

He be like say Jona beans don burn o.

Different things attract different people. There is nothing weird about your case. For some guys, it is the voice, the hair, the smartness, or even the wealth of a lady that they get attracted to. As long as you are alive "downstairs," there is nothing wrong with you.

jaybee3:
Warrisdat?

I dey laugh ooo

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif

jamilkb:
This is not fair , people are dying here in the north, The so-called president has done nothing yet I think this president hates us RIP to the deads, May Allah have mercy to the deceased and protect us ALL from this dreaded BH..

My brother wetin we go do? As long as our direct relatives are not affected, we are almost less concerned. It pains the heart to see how helpless the nation has become in the face of Boko Haram. One wonders why we elected leaders (both in Aso Rock) and in the House of Legislatures. But then, the time for change is near. Let's do our part and try someone else MAYBE our story will change for good. Since Jonathan's administration seems incapable of handling the security challenges of this country, we should try Buhari MAYBE our luck will shine this time around.

Jisos, even as daft as I am, I will make a better president than Jonathan.

EVen if na akara paper, as long as na GMB, we go vote.

This will be a good step towards helping Nigeria to reclaim its lost glory. I'll say this is a right step. FeBuhari, here comes the Change we longed for...

BABANGBALI:
Things fall apart

As sad as Boko Haram Issue is, your post made me laugh...

Wao, the Change is for real.

He who knoweth what is good and doeth it not, to him it is sin. Mbaka, you have done your part.

consultancy:
i am nt sayin ur story is false, wat i talked about was d picture attached to it, claimin its d man whos d.ick was bitten off

I did not say it was (or was not)the picture. I provided a story and attached the picture that came with it. It is left for you to accept or not accept the story. You can contact the source and tell them to publish a rejoinder regarding the pics...

consultancy:
@op pls shut up.dat photo was taken frm d video of an armed robber shot on d legs by a police man. iv watched d full video

Would you understand that the story has a source? Pls direct insults and praises to the source, not me. Thanks

POLICE in Edo State are searching for a middle aged woman who bit off a man's private part and spat it out in the road after the two of them were involved in an altercation after a car accident in Benin City.

Over the weekend, the middle aged man lost his life following the nasty fight with a lady. The incident which occurred around Isihor area of the city shocked the residents, considering the way and manner the heated argument between the lady and the deceased resulted to bloodshed.

According to eyewitnesses, the lady ran her SUV car into the deceased man's Honda SUV, which led to a shouting bout between the two. After that, the deceased, who was said to be in the company of his brother, reportedly slapped the woman several times, which led to the fracas.

One eyewitness said: “After the slap, the woman went straight to the man’s trousers. She bit off his private off and spat it on the tarred road to our greatest shock.”

After the incident, the man was rushed to the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, where he gave up the ghost. So far, no arrest has been made yet but it is expected that the woman will be charged with murder.

- See more at: http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/6116-police-in-edo-state-search-for-woman-who-killed-man-by-biting-off-his-private-part#sthash.xOGvnRF3.dpuf

Allureoftheseas:
You said, the secrets of this brotherhood must not be revealed to anyone, but you just revealed it to thousands of people here,? Try and get a life man, if you wanna get into an occult, its easy.......... Not tryna scam people here, come, let me show you the way to illuminate your inner light,

Even with your message to help people understand that the OP is a scammer, many Nairalanders will still fall for the guy's disgusting scam.

jakulikuli