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CelebritiesRe: Gorgeous Nollywood Actress, Funke Akindele Shines In Blue And White Flowery Dres by amnestylaw1(m): 8:05pm On Jul 23, 2014
Airforce1: Ok but why is she dark skinned
Can't she bleach?
If she bleach- una go talk, now she no bleach- una dey talk. Airforce take ya time o. Married women no dey bleach tongue
FoodRe: Share Your Stew Recipe! by amnestylaw1(m): 8:01pm On Jul 23, 2014
kulyie: tell me na better pikin wink cheesy
grin Na person wen you wan use him head break coconut you dey find abi? tongue
PoliticsRe: 4 killed, 7 injured in renewed clash over oil on Anambra/Kogi border by amnestylaw1(m): 1:41pm On Jul 23, 2014
Yeske2: To all the Yoruba e-warriors here, 'assuming' the land and oil actually belongs to the Ibaji people, at least they are fighting to get it back but what have you guys done to get Ilorin back from the Fulanis all this while? I guess you all are fighting for it on NL. A case of taking panadol for someone else's headache.
Abeg, face ya Ibaji warriors jeje, no come carry Yoruba own put for una fight. Na Yoruba send you to go fight Ibaji? And, if Yorubas no fight to get Ilorin back, wetin consain you? Why you dey take Ibuprofen for another person pain huh huh huh

RomanceRe: Wife Material: Intelligent Girl Or Gentle Girl by amnestylaw1(m): 9:56am On Jul 23, 2014
GentleMimi: Intelligent woman all the way,no argument there.
I'll choose intelligence over gentility. Gentle peeps could be wickedly dangerous,you know? The intelligent woman knows how to handle situations as it deems fit. The man can go out and confidently leave his home in the intelligent woman's care.
The intelligent woman influences the children too. Makes them smart and active.
God forbid,but if the man passes away,the intelligence of the woman is needed for her children to make it in life with the few available resources.
The intelligent woman is not necessarily bossy or arrogant,just a lady who knows what she wants and then goes about achieving it in the easiest ways possible.
The man cannot be at his peak at all times in terms of mental capability. Sometimes,he needs a mentally strong woman to give him the required push.
Note: it is only strong men that take up the challange of an intelligent woman. Weak men want ''gentle'' pushovers,whom they can control like puppets on strings.
Mimi, it seems you are more intelligent than Gentle. Change your username. smiley
PoliticsRe: This Guy Booked Both Tragic Malaysian Flights And Missed It by amnestylaw1(m): 9:56pm On Jul 22, 2014
INNOisBACK: If he was a Nigerian na Thanksgiving things... Pastors would use that an an avenue to rip him off after bombarding him with tales of the endless Vigils they held for him and trucks of candles they burnt on his behalf! undecided
LMAO grin If na Nigeria, another Nollywood Movie don done. "Last Flight to Abuja" Part 2

PoliticsRe: 11 Parents Of Nigeria's Abducted Girls Die by amnestylaw1(m): 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2014
Abeg if na you dem carry ya pikin go for about 90 days and you no see any result, shey you no go die?
PoliticsRe: 11 Parents Of Nigeria's Abducted Girls Die by amnestylaw1(m): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
Safari29: We don't have a prwsident
Gud morin
Jokes EtcRe: Am I Finer Than Mr Olodo And Retarded Ediot? by amnestylaw1(m): 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2014
Name you fine pass.
RomanceRe: Mother, Daughter Fight Over Boyfriend In Delta by amnestylaw1(m): 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
Some things are just not funny. This kind of story is smelly to the ears.
FoodRe: Share Your Stew Recipe! by amnestylaw1(m): 1:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: lol then what does it look like? cheesy
Your guess is as good as mine. No be for.my mouth dem go hear wetin the thing resemble. grin
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS ; Jonathan, Mark Meet Chibok Girls’ Parents Behind Closed-doors.. by amnestylaw1(m): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2014
Safari29: We don't have a president
Dat one wen Sidon for Aso Rock na wetin?
TV/MoviesRe: The Wild Wild East- The Brigandry In The Eastern Nigeria Film Industry by amnestylaw1(m): 8:59am On Jul 22, 2014
biafransoul: But they learnt it from the South West abi na west where even food sellers or barbers are not allowed to operate unless they are members of their stupid association. Go to the parks, they have their agbero and Chairman. You want to start anything, you must join their association. Abi na lie?

FoodRe: Share Your Stew Recipe! by amnestylaw1(m): 8:53am On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: Mine is tomato, pepper, onions and a little bit of ginger to give it a spicy taste and a nice smell wink

not fully blended to smooth paste and mixed with diced pomo and liver
That picture doesn't look like food. tongue
FoodRe: Hot Peppers Lovers, Let's Talk About Spicy Peppers and food by amnestylaw1(m): 8:44am On Jul 22, 2014
When my wife visited me in Nigeria for the first time, I wanted to surprise her with my yummy Africa egusi soup with pounded yam. Together, we went to the market, bought all ingredients- including atarodo. She saw me packed a bunch of pepper, added it to the tomatoes and giving it out for blending- she didn't ask any question. Not until we started eating, her first African meal ever, that I realised oyibos don't eat as much spicy food as we do. It was an evening she stills recounts. But today, she even eats more spicy food than I do. She thinks she is now more African than I am.
IslamRe: Nigerian Wins Top Prize for Quran Completion in Dubai by amnestylaw1(m): 7:16pm On Jul 21, 2014
See as the guy just humble receive him kpali. God punish Devil.
CelebritiesRe: Inspector General Of Police Controlling Traffic In Abuja (Pictures) by amnestylaw1(m): 5:09pm On Jul 21, 2014
This is humbling. I like this.
Forum GamesRe: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by amnestylaw1(m): 7:28am On Jul 21, 2014
Jamean: ok great..telepathy is just perfect
You just need my eyes desperately abi? wink
Forum GamesRe: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by amnestylaw1(m): 11:52pm On Jul 20, 2014
Jamean: keke Marwa
God forbid I drive/ride keke Marwa to someone like you. You deserve more than that. Aside that, the eyes may get spoilt on the way. We need something that can get them to your place as fast as possible. smiley And, no, I am not kidding. tongue
RomanceRe: Virgin's Forum by amnestylaw1(m): 11:39pm On Jul 20, 2014
I have been searching for such forum for quite some time now. Now, having found people like me, I feel at home. cool

Forum GamesRe: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by amnestylaw1(m): 11:25pm On Jul 20, 2014
Jamean: hey..I'm a girl
and for the eyes..how about giving me yours
#helpaNLinneed#
Ha ha sorry about the mix up o. My eyes ke? The problem is how to get them over to you. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by amnestylaw1(m): 10:45pm On Jul 20, 2014
Jamean: hehe..na Spiderman me dey see o
#where'smyglasses#
O boy, you need to change your eyes. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is To Blame For The Piracy Of Half Of A Yellow Sun? by amnestylaw1(m): 10:33am On Jul 20, 2014
These are two comments that realy got me thinking. They are not mine, I copied them from a CNN article on why Nigerian cannot watch Half of The Yellow Sun.

I know why they do not want it aired, they (Nigeria's political class) detest 'constructive dialogue'. Over four decades after the unfortunate Nigerian Civil War, we have not deemed it necessary to 'talk' about the remote cause(s) and impact of the war with the aim of preventing a recurrence. The movie tells the often untold part of the Civil War-the strength of love, the prize of courage and the cost of war. After the war, Gen. Gowon made a sentence containing only four words-'no victor no vanquished' and afterwards granted a blanket amnesty to all those who took part in the Biafran insurrection. We knew there was a victor and of course a vanquish; 2 million Biafrans died, property worth millions were seized from them, a few pounds were handed to former millionaires to start life afresh and their positions in the civil service were not returned back to them...we all know who the vanquished were. The factors that led to that war are replaying themselves again today in even more worrisome proportion, yet the government ask us not to 'talk' about some issues at the confab. When truth is not placed in the public domain for all to buffet on, falsehood will be served on a platter of gold with dire consequences.--By KingSegun1
I urge anyone who hasnt watched this movie to do so.It is an absolutely magnificent movie,and its sad that one of Nigeria's best movies in a while cant be watched by the people of Nigeria.I dont know much about Nigeria but the little i do know is that the country is very divided just like most other African countries(for example in my country Uganda,there is tribal tensions,though not as much as other countries,but t has the potential to cause problems),so if it really has to do with being worried about tribal tensions,then i guess its alright,because the consequences of tribal tensions could cause Nigeria to dis-integrate quicker than even what Boko Haram could do on their best day.Its sad though,this move is amazing...makes me proud to be African,--By David Mulangu
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Will Now Officially Be a Woman in Marvel Comics by amnestylaw1(m): 4:49pm On Jul 19, 2014
UyiIredia: Shey. We , Africans also knew a god of thunder before the whites came.
Na so o my broda. Me I believe say na for our side oyinbo dey do copy copy.
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Will Now Officially Be a Woman in Marvel Comics by amnestylaw1(m): 12:54pm On Jul 19, 2014
Wetin consain me, as far as dem no tosh Sango Olukoso, no problem.

EducationRe: deleted by amnestylaw1(m): 11:37pm On Jul 18, 2014
I understand that most of those advising the OP to go ahead and kill himself are simply trying to make jokes, however, this is dangerous as some may interpret it to mean that you all are advising him to go and die. There have been recent cases of people who went ahead and hung themselves because someone online told them to go do so. Please let's not joke with such things.

FoodRe: What Annoys You Most At A Restaurant? by amnestylaw1(m): 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2014
Even though it took me some time to get used to it, I still find it repulsive when my oyibo neighbors, friends, and passer-by wipe their noses when am eating or they are eating. At dining, they bring out their papers, wipe their noses- making that "fruuuuh" sound thereby transferring the mucus (phlegm) into my throat.

IslamRe: Belgium: Woman Assists More Than 1000 Become Muslims by amnestylaw1(m): 2:45pm On Jul 18, 2014
Chai, na dis kind things dey make person get longerthroat for another person religion. You see, if we are patient enough to properly understand our Muslim friends, we will understand that, Islam, like Christianity, is not a bad religion. There are just bad people on both sides. I like our humanity and the diversity. It'll be boring to have just one kind of people or belief.

CultureRe: What Are The Chances Of Success For An Arranged Marriage? by amnestylaw1(m): 9:31am On Jul 17, 2014
Oju awo lawo fin gba obe.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi Denies Banning Ipads & Phones In His Church by amnestylaw1(m): 9:14am On Jul 17, 2014
bishopoliver: Call me old-school if you like, but using hard cover Bible is more fulfilling than the mobile ones..



Abi, can you cast out demons with Ipad? huh
The printed copy Bible is just ordinary binded paper without the printed word of God, likewise, the Ipad Bible is just a mere plastic and probably device without the word of God. I will argue that it is not the paper that does the work but the content and the person behind the doing.

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi Denies Banning Ipads & Phones In His Church by amnestylaw1(m): 9:09am On Jul 17, 2014
dridowu: The only christian man of God i trust in Nigeria.
3 Gbosa for you.

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