₦airaland Forum

haywire1:
U r a disgrace to malehood, guys have been saying good morning u no reply na female good morning u dey reply to, nonsense woman wrapper na people like u dey chase anytin on skirt up and down, potential rapist
Uve freedom to quote me but I can't guarantee ur freedom after quote
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amodu:
Morning to you too, have a nice day at work but endeavour to bring something ooo

What of this?

SMH, your eyes have failed you...highly deluded

What's the essence of carrying it around when it is of no use. You will better of without them.

InvisibleGirl:
Lol, thanks

You're welcome the celebrity of time

They are falling like a pack of cards cos of ur personality which they find rare to come by...

InvisibleGirl:
Good morning & good day

Morning, how was your night?

DTOBS:
good morning citizens, just passing by...am off to work.....

Morning to you too, have a nice day at work but endeavour to bring something ooo

elmisti:
*in my mind*......Eje ki a pe malou ni oko iyawo, ko ba le je kin ri 50% mi gba......

Oh, it can only be in your church mind. "Eyan ju e lo o ni melo lo fi ju e". ENITI O JU NI LO LE JU NI NU MY FRIEND.

Top of the morning to you all....

Kbs468:
Lol yes amodu is right. They have completely abandoned their main purpose of visitation and believe U me, the legislative arm too is not left out of the forthcoming matrimonial festival oo

You can say that once again...

oluwafirefunmi:
Goodnight beautiful people. There's too much ranting going on here, unnecessary and irrelevant. I can't deal

Should I take over the administration of the page in your absence?

elmisti:
Gbese!....oya no go waste money, jst trnsfr 50% of d bribe, make we settle out of court...

Now you're talking

Where you put name before answering to Gambari

Have you forgotten that "ENITI O JU NI LO O LE JU NI NU NI". Someone superior to you can actually discipline you.

Thread softly....

InvisibleGirl:
The presence of the "visitors" is not very appealing considering the fact that most of them have nothing good to say about us or any relevant information to offer.

I will implore you and Oluwafirefunmi to let us handle them. Man to man.....

They are here on a mission. That mission will be an incomplete one. They don't know and they don't know that they know not; that 'there is time for everything' . When we the house owner have not finish selecting; we never belefood, dey kon dey bring plate. #Iranu

elmisti:
Kikikiki, I will sue you for slander very soon, ontop say I HEARD dr was no pishure dere, u com dey accuse me say I check bah...u will hear frm my lawyer wife soon....

Lmao, then I have to play a fast one on you and make the judge's back account swollen....

dominion92:
I'm here
I'm a female

I never doubt you for once jawe...
I just did that because it requires your urgent attention

Kbs468:
You are very right but above all, U of all people as a Senator should know that after the raggea in the Red chamber, the Blues always cap it all nauw, which ofcourse means that after every drama then comes the mellow

Yes ooo

Definitely we have to enjoy our baby boo

InvisibleGirl:
Went out with friends and I fell and broke my ankle. Its not that serious. It should be perfect by Friday

Sowi ehn...

I can't say more than that because there is a limit to the care and concern to show you so as not to see the wrath of Greatestman.

elmisti:
Kikiki, I no go allow U make me offend enieleni.....jst so u know tho, invisible gal profile dsnt even carry a picture, cuz she is invisible, buh if u want to feed ur eyes with beauties, wakka go B15 nd check wr CM posted dia pishures......

I laff

I am vindicated as you have already checked her profile within your short stay here....

biotechshola:
Our guests are troublesome and talkative........

Don't even knw why they are all so obsessed abt that lady..

Oga o!!

Na so we see am oo

elmisti:
Dnt let me come nd ruin dis upcoming nation, for d sake of invisiblegirl,....wia is d babe sef

You and other guest's obsession towards invisiblegirl is a pointer that you lack a sophisticated babe like her in B15

Kbs468:
emmmm Distinguished Guest elmisti, it hasn't gotten to that level nauw, amodu is only trying to express his constitutional responsibility as a Distinguish Senator of the Golden City Republic ni oo, so as senior personalities that U both are, I wouldn't want nerves to frail thus leading to war.
Amodu U sef should know how to relate with foreigners nauw most especially our esteemed guests. Abi U want to be addressed as 'inexperienced'? But not 'incompetent'? In the words of IBB relative to GEJ during an interview

Hon Minister I quite understand that diplomacy is the key.

Don't mind me jawe. But in nation, we all must not be cool headed because of foreigners that are not cool headed. or what do you think?

elmisti:
Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooo?

Bobo, how you take want am?

Assault rifles plenty for ground....

elmisti:
See Gobe!....u don run background check sharp sharp....invisiblegirl, oya come and verify this info.....but haywire, angels wey mould U, na USA grown weed I supply dem dat tym

background check my foot. a dubious one at that.

I bet it with you, he can't make the shortlist for a CIA agent.

haywire1:
I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

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You hear say?

no be only eye witness they get six month jail term ooo

elmisti:
Kbs468....biko, am I allowed to drag out my assault riffle here....or probably, lemme test my mini bomb, my russian associate assured me it will accurately destroy one person *i dnt trust dem tho*

Hmmmm, I lafff.

empty vessel make the loudest noise.

Kbs468:
Good morning Citizens
Our guests, I hope you all are enjoying ur stay.
>2el-Always the Diplomat he is, doesn't always talk but when he does, U will surely see the qualities of an ex-president in him
>Gazaliah the Gaza man, well I deliberately allow U to engage InvisibleGirl nee oo without interferance because U observed no 'loggerheads' on ur arrival coupled with the fact that dats how we crack jokes here in Golden City unlike the one-way delivery method that is obtainable in Nigeria and across Africa ney the world at large, so she meant no harm at all
>finally, pls take delight in the first class and top of the world reception offered U by our amiable Minister of Internal Affairs Yanabasee
>VP Armynu, I am sure mobil18 certainly did the needful on elmisti before embacking on his trip to our dear Country as he himself admitted when he said *wrong first impression* but we all knew him already so no surprise but he must be rest assured that we are ready to business with him as we hope to diversify our revenue base. So Minister of Finance-Spanishmario pls take note.
>But VP let me use this opportunity to draw ur attention to d ongoing rumour about ur sweet dominion92 being a male citizen oo, so pls sir ask her to confirm or debunk the rumour by indicating her gender so dat U won't have a similar experience president 2el had with one Ifeanyija in B15 while searching for his missing rib
>Sambest1, pls we are looking forward to meeting U again as we acknowledge ur last fruitful visit whole heartedly
>Minister of Foreigh Affairs keep up the good work.
>haywire1, U are also sighted, welcome too and enjoy ur stay but I must warn U that all aspect of the MOU signed during pre Independence is still binding and intact oo, so dont come and insult our youths preparing for NYSC by calling them small small white fowls, or U want to devalue urself like trump of the USA did? After his campaign speech?
>My 3 angels-Pweedyuz, dhupsy and spixytinxy I recognize and appreciate U all officially while the matrimonial aspect will not be talked about here on public domain
Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

dominion92 where are you oooo

DTOBS:
see ya teeth...

Thank you...

Omolola1:
Interested in serving in Lagos? Corps members, currently serving (done with the orientation camp) are needed in Certification Edge, Ikeja (could be worked as your PPA)
If interested, send your CV to info@certificationedge.com
Salary is 45,000
Subject of the mail should be "YOUTH CORP MEMBER"

I guess this is only meant for CM and not PCM...

elmisti:
Na Gazaliah tell come call me say he see biznes prospect 4 me, na so I com greet armynu nd co....dem neva allocate me room here sef, na inside my jet I sleep...nd one babe like dat don dey gimme eye since yestdai...

You better talk true say na you they show off and want to buga the girl

DTOBS:
...but it's not coming
And finally when it came, a visitor took it away from me... but no big deal....

Laughing in Greek

I took a break of 9 hours and 7 pages added already.

Gazaliah, o boy you dey try ooo. If you engage a parrot, who will win? Which chaykh give you this ontu or na talking the Ilham work for?

Invisiblegirl thumbs up jawe, obinrin bi okunrin.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! Don't mentionn.


I'm glad you didn't take offence in her statement.

I don't need to as I don't fancy exchanging jabs mostly on social medias though some folks sometimes push one to the wall.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! I understand you perfectly. That's the reason for the smiles.
Okay na. No problem.
I pray you're posted to a Yoruba state!

That will be nice, a place like Ibadan, Osogbo, Ede, and co

Kbs468:
#IfiamtheNYSCDG
>I will limit the self deployment arrangement to 2 choices
>I will force the sponsoring of a Bill to mandate public and private establishment and Agencies to accept exemption certificates in order to make NYSC program optional and not compulsory
>I will lias with all the Telecom outfits and other multi National companies in a bid to raise additional funding to compliment FG Budgetary allocation for NYSC
>The funds generated above shall be deployed to improving camping welfare and also increasing the ALLAWEE to the MINIMUM WAGE
>The minimum wage means that atleast #60,000 shall become the new allawee after all Corp members does the same jobs as the civil servants and private employees
>FINALLY BABA GOD PLEASE SIR ANSWER AND BLESS MY PRAYERS ABOVE NOT FOR ME TO BECOME NYSC DG BECAUSE THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR NOW SINCE I AM NOT A MILITARY PERSONNEL BUT LET THE LATTER PART OF MY SUBMISSION ABOVE COME TO PASS DURING OUR LIFE TIME AMIN/AMEN
>Great Citizens of Golden City, What do you all think about my idea and prayers
>After all, the FG has also proposed a Budget of #6,000,000,000,000

A resounding amen to those prayers.

But who knows what destiny has in the kitty for one, you can still venture into the army. one thing can lead to the other.

Armynu:
His Excellency, last time I checked we were not doing anything uncalled for...... So pls govern well.

It is your time, savour the moment. Lover bird

Armynu:
Its nothing.... Hehehehehe I knew it, our absence always brings u joy. But hope u enjoined it.

I sure did