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TheSeeker:
I handle Modakekes very very well. I know them inside out. So there ain't nothing to be scared of.

Ok then I'm nt modakeke and i can never be.
I'm off to bed b4 Gators give me Nitemare.
O da ro ooooooooo.

Broken heart ?
You av started again this 9t ooo
Is my heart broken ?
I know u only took ur time b4 u bounce on me again today ni
B4 my ears hear the one wey go block am, mo lo sun

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh seeker is nao scared ooo
U should confess first,then I will let u know which is which,R u scared modakeke has joined this thread ?

@Gators

I didnt stay in the village nao.
I stayed Adebayo and Adehun .
Ok maybe i should I've stayed GRA or Bashiru
Maybe u dont even know all those places sef  

Ok tell me again
How come Ekiti ladies are alwaz round ? Is it the Iyan or wat?
Dont refer me back to Osun ooo cos i no trust u.

Gators

honestly, mi o se re oo
Gbogbo ile ti o wa L'do won ko ni ile-igbose rara
But if u dont stay Ado u wont know.

I must warn u nao,I nt from gbongan anymore
I'm  from MODAKEKE ,so mind how u talk to me cos we modakeke ppl r heartless
I need somebody to test my modakeke skills on  

Gator no scatter my brain abeg  

Can u tell me why Ekiti ppl alwaz build house without toilet ? they subject we student to SHOT-PUT  

@ Gator
Ekiti Kete okun ooo

@ tpia
You know those women perfer piece of clothe to tissue for menses ? they do mehn. But i still wonder how they cope and even how their husband cope too

@ remii
I will use my mouth and as a matta of fact, I used my mouth  like 4mths ago for my nephew.

@ tpia
Are u sure those women wear bloomer or underwear because u will see dem packin the packin in btw thier thighs after the act oo . anywayz I just dont like it.

Well for me I will try and breastfeed for 3mths or 6,I really wish i wont at all bt I heard it make the baby healthy.

Wen they pee ,they dont use tissue or water,dey just wipe with their rapper. Take for instance those that stood-pee,dey use their rapper immediately u know ?


@ seeker

Big no to gini ? ahhhhhh dat is crime of highest oda bruv

@ Tpia
Nt as toilet paper oo bt after dey pee,dat is the nxt thing or u dont know ?
Nt only yoruba but you know we are discussin our yoruba ppl._{Hauses are worst I hope hauwa wont kill me}

I'm nt against breasfeeding in the public at all bt the spillin of the whole thing u know. U will know from some women tops that they are breastfeeding,all leaving a map of africa coupled with the smell of the milk.

TheSeeker:
Amosexy, it's common. Tell me you didn't see any o'doz

I've actually seen and I even grew up around ppl dat does that.You know what made it so easy for dem to do,it's cos of the rapper.

Breastfeeding is another disgusting thing I find irritating among Nigerian women .

TheSeeker:
Yes that too. Have you come to see how they stand, spread their legs, and pee? eehhhhhhhhhhwwww.,. that's so irritating

bros you too look mehn

Dont tik yorubas are the dirtiest but we are thou .

Yoruba woman will go to the washroom and after the usual,she will use her rapper to wipe the whole thingy and that same rapper she will use it to cover her kids in the 9t .That I really find irritating .

Execise : nil

Breafast : 3 tangarins
Lunch : A whole tilapia fish
Dinner : Watermelon

Water : 2L

@ tope

Nt dat i'm making excuses for him u know, I just dont know wat is making him feel insecure,I didnt say i will leave him for a rich guy or berra guy.

@Topup

He hasn't proposed becos we left school barely 2yrs,so he gat no gud Job yet.
Not dat he doesnt find me gud enuf as a wify but I guess we both are not financially stable yet .
I'm not even saying he shouldnt av any affair but he should just make those ladies know he's committed to somebody.
I'm nt a teenager.
We did talked abt future and as a matter of fact, we even planned to seal the whole thing nxt yr,financially stable or nt.
Our problem only started 7 mths ago wen i asked him to change his status.

@ justwise

Brosssss why u dey point my fault to everybody nao?

Honestly justwise I still dont know where I've gone wrong with this guy. Even the oda guy u were basing my fault on.i barely know this guy,I've known him for less than 2 mths.This other guy knows I'm committed to my guy,I didnt hide it and I purposely didnt hide it cos i want him to feel uncomfortable, If i had wanted to cheat on my boy truly I would av lied. I just want my guy to let the other ladies know he has a commitment across the ocean. Is that too much for a lady to ask ?

E ku ile oooo gbogbo eyin omo osun
Okun oo gbogbo eyin Ekiti


@ remii

It's better for my kids to be ugly but bring home  gud grades than for them to be fine and keep changing schools evry team. Dem no dey take fine give ppl scholarship.

@ seeker

Is it tru dat der is dis part in Osun dat their ppl alwaz give birth to twins becos of a particular soup(Obe-orunla) dey eat ?
Plz how come the Ejigbo i Osun speaks French ?

mmaks:
this is another senseless post jare.

I know u r even more frustrated than I am but plz dont share my own frustration,open ur own sensible post.



To everybody that has given one advise or the other,thanks so much . I spoke to him and the only thing I could deduced from all he said was that he was totally insecure and he belives I might av seen somebody more better than him since I'm abroad. I guess two things are the main cause of our problems TRUST AND DISTANCE.  He loved me and cared for me very much but I just cant imagine why he's feeling like I'm gone forever.

Anywayz I already cancelled my account on facebook and I'm gonna keep praying but I'm never going to force myself on him .I just pray I av the strenght to stop thinkin he might leave me.

FL Gators:
This is Femi Olagoke. If I can't find a Yoruba man this sexy, I ain't gonna marry

https://api.ning.com/files/5SXsJfcxZHI6f5HCf4GJChi0AEs0JAGVuLY7AmzUrS4_/RetouchedHeadshot.jpg

If i marry this man,i will write my Will immediately after the vows.Cant marry a fine man bt would die for am intelligent man even if na monkey  

@ SEEKER

I swear bros, you no go kill me this 9t ? so IB women are bad   .U r so rite abt modakeke . So Ondo men are romantic,I've alwaz known Ondo men to be promiscious and they will shag anything dat has holes.

Anywayz thx so much bt i sure know i will dream abt bin modakeke tonite and dat makes sleeping so scary bt i gat to go.

Ka sun layo oo.

@ Gator

Cant imagine spendin 4yrs with Ekiti man ,na straight ticket to hell be dat.He's not Ekiti bt he sure has the blood in him cos i dont know why he cant just change a simple thing.Anyway i don remove my status and dat na bye bye to facebook.

@ bluespice


modakeke ppl are so mean and you will actually read it from their faces.
I had  three modakeke girls in my hostel then,these ladies are something else.
I just dont want to be modakeke jor.

@Gator
Nao dat u know your ADO brother is the one, U stopped yabbin me abi  

@ tpia

Obj my decend gini again ? eh mo daran ooo !!!!! I'm just waiting till morning b4 i call my parent ni,dey really need to tell me we r from modakeke oo cos mehnnn i dont wanna av anything to do with modakeke oo.

@seeker

Ekiti stubborn abi ?
So Oyo men r theives and they av many conku ?
Ondo (Akure/Ile-oluji ) men ?
Ogun (Egba/Ijebu) men?
Ilorin men ?
True Lagosian (men) ?
Osun are very good

Mo daran oooo, so I'm from Modakeke ? So I'm a witch too ?
So all this while that I rain insults on modakeke ppl,I'm insultin my own ppl ?
I will rather claim EGUN dan to say I'm from Modakeke.
I dont fink or behave like dem,I cant be mehn .

@ tpia

U mean modakeke founded Gbongan? so gbongans are modakeke ?

so i'm modakeke or wat ? I heard Modakeke ppl are very  wicked & unforgivin?

plz God let it nt be so,b4 u reply me i dey run go watch black amerians 2,dat mean see no evil hear no evil  

@ seeker

IB men r theives and they av lots of conku ? I don die oooooooo

Ondo men nko plzz?

@ Tpia

plz my brothers are available and dey are real Gbongan men

@ Gator

The guy na ADO-Ekiti    

TheSeeker:
When you have your mind set on what you have to achieve within justifiable limits that's determination. When you're defying whatever odd, positive or negative, to do what's not generally accepted not to be right, that's first degree stubbornness and Ekiti has an abundance of that. I salute their courage though. Of course, there are condescending facts about some Osun men. I'm not a hypocrite. Osogbo men don't have courage. They are lazy. Osogbo women are more workaholics and are always responsible for feeding the family. Ife men like going to parties. They are diplomatic. Ede men are stupid, don't care about their family. They can marry 10 wives at a go. Does that sound balanced to you?

What about Gbongan Men ?

Are Ede men truly stupid ?

TOPE2000!:
orisirisi
The wahala FB go cause ehn
i think u shud always change ur status to single cuz i think u might as well be dear

Sister FB wahala don happen to u b4? confess so dat i go no say i no dey along in this kind wahala .

Exercise: Walking/running 1hr, swimming 30min , 100 squats and 45 min air climbing

Breakfast : Watermelon
Lunch : Bean/Corn and dodo
Dinner : lettuce without dressin

Water : 2L

@Trim

Longtime sis,hope u gud ? I decided nt to check my weight untill ending of the month bt i know i'm few pounds down.

@Tpia

I threaten to change mine back to single but he said i should consider him gone.
I'm just sick.I cant let go of 6yrs relationship for anything, I'm scared of starting ova even wen I've seen the hand writtin on the wall.