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Romance / Re: Facebook Has Ruined My Relationship by amosexy: 5:52pm On Sep 15, 2011 |
Just saw the notification to this thread in my box and it makes me laugh cos I'm happily married now and this to me is ultimate . I believe whatever will be , will always be and to the singles out there don't give yourself heart attack becos of a man o . |
Family / Re: Igbo Traditional Wedding List by amosexy: 3:47pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
Ify, I didnt say i was igbo, i said if the traditional lists are like this be it yoruba or igbo or Hausa, i might not be getting married in another 20 years. I said Igbo becos i cant differenciate Igbo from from the Calabars, I've alwayz belivd they all are the same. i was just searching for a traditional wedding list on google, then i came aross that . God help us. |
Family / Igbo Traditional Wedding List by amosexy: 10:42pm On Jan 25, 2011 |
While i was on internet searching for typical Nigerian traditional wedding list,I came across this and I just wanna ask if it is for real . If this is the list in real life then no man will marry me ooo,except Bill Gate pikin . . . Lol "People , help oo. My friend has just fainted. He just received the following list from his in-laws for their traditional marriage next year. This is after he and said wife have been married for about 3 years and 2 kids later." Insult to the Family For making her have a baby before "marriage" 1. One She Goat 2. One bottle of St. Remy 3. Two Carton of Star Beer 4. Two crates of soft drinks 5. One bottle of native gin 6. Two Bottles of wine 7. N10,000.00 Consultation marriage list for the father (MBUP) 1. 2 bottles of three in one whisky 2. 1 carton of Explendido Brandy 3. 10 litres of native gin 4. 10 cartons of star beer 5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin 6. 3 cartons of small stout 7. 1 carton of wine 8. 10 Jars of palm wine 9. 3 Heads of Tobacco 10. 3 line stones 11. 3 bunches of cola nuts 12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff 13. 1 roll of Benson and hedges cigarettes 14. 1 packet of matches 15. cash of N5,000.00 for breaking of cola Full Proper Marriage List for the father 1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax 2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt 3. 1 hat 4. 1 big towel 5. 1 pair of shoes and socks 6. 1 walking stick 7. 1 wrist watch 8. 1 dozen underwear 9. 1 she goat with N10,000 for cutting goats head 10. Matchet with cover and beet 11. 15 cartons of star beer 12. 5 cartons of champion beer 13. 2 cartons of brandy 14. 3 bottles of 3 in one whisky 15. 1 caron of wine (Don Morris) 16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft drinks) 17. 4 crates of Guinness malt 18. 4 heads of Tobacco 19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff 20. 4 line stones 21. 4 bunches of cola nuts 22. 1 smal basin and knife for the cola nuts 23. 15 Jars of palm win 24. 20 liters of native gin 25. 1 modern brief case with N150,000 For the mother – consultation (MBUP) 1. 6 bottles of campari 2. 4 crates of minerals (soft drinks) 3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts 4. I piece of English wax 5. 1 blouse 6. 1 basin with cover full of crayfish 7. 1 Head tie 8. 2 bags of salt 9. basin with pepper For the Mother – Full marriage (proper marriage) 1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and one lase 2. 3 assorted blouses 3. head tie (canopy) 4. 2 Paris of shoes 5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen of brassiers 6. 1 hand bag and 6 underwear 7. 1 big basin full of crayfish with cover 8. 1 big basin full of pepper with cover 9. 3 bags of salt 10. 1 umbrella 11. 1 suit –case with N50,000 12. 1 caton of Eva wine 13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine 14. 4 crates of Guinness malt 15. 4 crates of minerals (soft ddrinks) 16. 1 bag of rice 17. 5 tubers of yams Nto Ete (family members) 1. 3 cartons of star beer 2. 1 bottles of St. Remy 3. 3 Jars of palm wine 4. 1 roll of besson and hedges cigarette 5. 1 packets of matches 6. Nka Ekong of N10,000 Youth 1. Football 2. 1 bottle of gin 3. 1 roll of St. Morris cigarette 4. 1 packet of matches 5. N2,000 Iban Nda Usung (Women Vanguard) 1. 1 bottle of wine 2. 1 crates of minerals (soft drink) 3. N1,500 in cash Grand Father (Uncle) 1. piece of wax loin cloth 2. 1 long sleaves shirt 3. 1 bottle of brandy 4. 1 wrist watch. EDem Eka 1. 1 carton of beer 2. 1 bottle of brandy 3. 1 Jar of palm wine 4. 1 piece of English wax 5. 1 long sleaves shirt 6. 1 bag of salt HELP!!!!!!! |
Events / How Can One Organize A Beach Wedding In Nigeria. by amosexy: 2:27pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
How much should one budget ? Guests are not gonna be more than 100 , crashers included. Anybody in the house with a vital idea should plz help. |
Religion / Re: My Friend's Wedding Was Cancelled! by amosexy: 10:54pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
Even traditional wedding does not support sex before marriage not now talking of preggy b4 marriage. But since we dont even av culture anymore due to civilization wetin pesin go do. If you wan shag ur wife b4 marriage shag am,if you nor want ur kettle of fish but make una no blame churches wey no fit join una if una get belle. 1+1= 1 that is wat the bible says nt 2+1= 1 |
Health / Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by amosexy: 5:15am On Sep 18, 2010 |
This thread still dey |
Family / Re: Do You Believe In Surrogate Babies? by amosexy: 11:03pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
I did it once and I will again if need be, but only for my blood not for the money. |
Romance / Re: Who Would U Choose/be? by amosexy: 10:54pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Mr XYZ all the way. Peace of mind matters, money can't buy me that. |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Broken Up With Someone Because You Fell Out Of Love? by amosexy: 10:39pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
@MRbrownJAY , Bros you wont supply us movies for this year ? |
Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Has A Secret Wife - Should I Reveal The Secret? by amosexy: 10:34pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
poster wetin concern you ? |
Culture / Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by amosexy: 11:03pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Hmmmmmmmmm e ku ile oo busybodi wer are you oo,which bribe i collect ooo ? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies your Pic In your Profile, We Don Tire by amosexy: 1:05am On Sep 01, 2009 |
@ poster se na by force ? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by amosexy: 1:03am On Sep 01, 2009 |
Sagamite: dapsycool: @ Gators Kini omo kekere yen se fun e ? Olote ni gbogbo yin oo,e wa bu omolomo tori wipe o fine bi Obasanjo . |
Food / Re: White Bread Vs Brown Bread by amosexy: 12:53am On Sep 01, 2009 |
wheat all the way |
Forum Games / Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by amosexy: 12:46am On Sep 01, 2009 |
water Are you high ? |
Forum Games / Re: ╚►will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by amosexy: 12:45am On Sep 01, 2009 |
I go manage |
Forum Games / Re: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by amosexy: 12:44am On Sep 01, 2009 |
you |
Romance / Re: How Will You Feel ? by amosexy: 12:42am On Sep 01, 2009 |
FL Gators: Nothing to fear my luvly wife or I've I ever given you hard time even thou I know you av used all my brother's moni to chop guguru and epa But let me warn u ooo,seeker is the only son in the family of 12 ,so are u ready to face we the 9 sisters I pity u,by the time we are done with you,u no go fit tie rapper. @post 5 sisters ? hmmmmm . . .wahala For me , that man is a goner ! |
Romance / Re: Do You Have Any Regrets? What Would You Have Wished? by amosexy: 12:31am On Sep 01, 2009 |
Regrets ? yea but I moved on . I wish I had listened more to what he was not sayin,I betrayed my instinct,failed myself but sometimes in life one needs to go thru the darkness in order to see the light. |
Family / Re: Living With Inlaws! by amosexy: 5:01pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
How old is she ? If she's ur blood sister how would you treat her or react to her ? Pray to God to give you the strength to condone her Ignore her and do your chores yourself if that is making her feel important Cook for her ,dont starve her but talkless to her If your family comes around ,dont let them use her washroom. Get a house help no matta wat. ALL THIS APPLIES IF SHE'S OVER 18YRS. Gooluck |
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Someone Os Flirting With Ur Guy by amosexy: 4:45pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
The truth is if you know ur worth, you wont even bother . I care less cos that guy will alwaz come back to me leaving the lady heartbroken. Learn to make ursef happy even if you know his dating someone else Talk about it ,make fun of those ladies togther cos that is what keeps mine going. Only that i pray make dem no go cook egusi soup for am |
Celebrities / Re: Opeyemi Ayeola Or Bisi Ibidapo Obey: Who Is More Beautiful? by amosexy: 7:08pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
Bisi Ibidapo . . . dat gurl is Ope yes only has boobs with no ass . . . to me dats incomplete. |
Food / Re: Maggi, Knorr, Doyin,vedan, Ajinomoto, Iru: Which Tastes Better In Cooking? by amosexy: 7:03pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
^ Iru to jollof rice ? It must be yuck-yummi |
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by amosexy: 7:00pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
why are u askin? |
Food / Re: Jollof Rice Vs White Rice, by amosexy: 6:46pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
White rice with any stew dat has Iru (locust bean) all d way. $osisi: Osisi na ur pot of stew be dat ? I dey come ur house nao-nao U wan kill me this afternoon wit dat picture wey u der oo. |
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating And Drink Right Now? by amosexy: 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
FL Gators: I trust u pounded yam must be there Omo momi I will cook it n send them to you For moi I want garri with chilled water,peak milk n groundnut the last time i had this was 4yrs ago chiejik: U mean u wanna eat all this rite nao ? Na wa ooo |
Food / Re: Maggi, Knorr, Doyin,vedan, Ajinomoto, Iru: Which Tastes Better In Cooking? by amosexy: 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
Ajinimoto and vedan na straight ticket to hell for me Maggi no go area Doyin for really local stew eps with iru Knorr my best Iru cant do with eating ,I missed it so much |
Romance / Re: New Tricks To Hold A Guy Down. by amosexy: 6:33pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
@poster Tricks to hold a guy down ? for what nao ? Just be yoursef and make your self happy. If he doesnt wanna stay let him go but plz dont trick him. |
Romance / Re: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by amosexy: 6:26pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
davidylan: Hmmmm. . . . A food for tot U gat me finkin |
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Celebrate Birthdays? by amosexy: 6:17pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
chigonye:[/s] God is no longer dealing wit the Jews ? Devil does rite ? Wake up man ! |
Forum Games / Re: Kill English N Go Frees (reloadings) by amosexy: 6:07pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
Holy jeezzzz . . wat in the world are you ppl saying |
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