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Just saw the notification to this thread in my box and it makes me laugh cos I'm happily married now and this to me is ultimate  . I believe whatever will be , will always be and to the singles out there don't give yourself heart attack becos of a man o .

Ify,

I didnt say i was igbo, i said if the traditional lists are like this be it yoruba or igbo or Hausa, i might not be getting married in another 20 years. I said Igbo becos i cant differenciate Igbo from from the Calabars, I've alwayz belivd they all are the same. i was just searching for a traditional wedding list on google, then i came aross that . God help us.

While i was on internet searching for typical Nigerian traditional wedding list,I came across this and I just wanna ask if it is for real . If this is the list in real life then no man will marry me ooo,except Bill Gate pikin . . . Lol


"People , help oo. My friend has just fainted. He just received the following list from his in-laws for their traditional marriage next year.

This is after he and said wife have been married for about 3 years and 2 kids later."


Insult to the Family For making her have a baby before "marriage"
1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. Two Carton of Star Beer
4. Two crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N10,000.00

Consultation marriage list for the father (MBUP)
1. 2 bottles of three in one whisky
2. 1 carton of Explendido Brandy
3. 10 litres of native gin
4. 10 cartons of star beer
5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 carton of wine
8. 10 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N5,000.00 for breaking of cola

Full Proper Marriage List for the father
1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 1 hat
4. 1 big towel
5. 1 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wrist watch
8. 1 dozen underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10,000 for cutting goats head
10. Matchet with cover and beet
11. 15 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion beer
13. 2 cartons of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one whisky
15. 1 caron of wine (Don Morris)
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for the cola nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with N150,000

For the mother – consultation (MBUP)
1. 6 bottles of campari
2. 4 crates of minerals (soft drinks)
3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts
4. I piece of English wax
5. 1 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper

For the Mother – Full marriage (proper marriage)
1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and one lase
2. 3 assorted blouses
3. head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Paris of shoes
5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen of brassiers
6. 1 hand bag and 6 underwear
7. 1 big basin full of crayfish with cover
8. 1 big basin full of pepper with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 1 umbrella
11. 1 suit –case with N50,000
12. 1 caton of Eva wine
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 4 crates of Guinness malt
15. 4 crates of minerals (soft ddrinks)
16. 1 bag of rice
17. 5 tubers of yams

Nto Ete (family members)
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of besson and hedges cigarette
5. 1 packets of matches
6. Nka Ekong of N10,000

Youth
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2,000

Iban Nda Usung (Women Vanguard)
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 1 crates of minerals (soft drink)
3. N1,500 in cash

Grand Father (Uncle)
1. piece of wax loin cloth
2. 1 long sleaves shirt
3. 1 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wrist watch.

EDem Eka
1. 1 carton of beer
2. 1 bottle of brandy
3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleaves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt


HELP!!!!!!!

How much should one budget ? Guests are not gonna be more than 100 , crashers included.

Anybody in the house with a vital idea should plz help.

Even traditional wedding does not support sex before marriage not now talking of preggy b4 marriage. But since we dont even av culture anymore due to civilization wetin pesin go do. If you wan shag ur wife b4 marriage shag am,if you nor want ur kettle of fish but make una no blame churches wey no fit join una if una get belle.


1+1= 1 that is wat the bible says nt 2+1= 1

This thread still dey

I did it once and I will again if need be, but only for my blood not for the money.

Mr XYZ all the way. Peace of mind matters, money can't buy me that.

@MRbrownJAY , Bros you wont supply us movies for this year ?

poster wetin concern you ?

Hmmmmmmmmm e ku ile oo






busybodi wer are you oo,which bribe i collect ooo ?

@ poster

se na by force ?

Sagamite:


Mori nkan ti o se, o wa lo gbe iya-ara e si kin ba le so to wun . Ni to ri e ni mo ti e fun ni face.

Ara omo no ko ya rara. Mi o ro pe o balance bi o she ma nso oro. Se bi owun lo so pe thread yi boring tele? Weere.

dapsycool:
weere nla lomo na Mo ro wipe, eje ta si opolo re ni kekere.

@ Gators

Kini omo kekere yen se fun e ? Olote ni gbogbo yin oo,e wa bu omolomo tori wipe o fine bi Obasanjo .

wheat all the way

water

Are you high ?

I go manage

you

FL Gators:
So far I've gotten along with most of Nigerian women I've been honored to meet

But if there's something to fear, we'll work it out. If things can't be worked out, then some limitations will need to be set.

I mean, lol, you don't expect me to leave a man just because he has 7 sisters at home (oh gosh, now I'm shaking )

Nothing to fear my luvly wife or I've I ever given you hard time even thou I know you av used all my brother's moni to chop guguru and epa 
But let me warn u ooo,seeker is the only son in the family of 12 ,so are u ready to face we the 9 sisters   
I pity u,by the time we are done with you,u no go fit tie rapper.

@post

5 sisters ? hmmmmm  . . .wahala
For me , that man is a goner !

Regrets ? yea but I moved on . I wish I had listened more to what he was not sayin,I betrayed my instinct,failed myself but sometimes in life one needs to go thru the darkness in order to see the light.

How old is she ?
If she's ur blood sister how would you treat her or react to her ?
Pray to God to give you the strength to condone her
Ignore her and do your chores yourself if that is making her feel important
Cook for her ,dont starve her but talkless to her
If your family comes around ,dont let them use her washroom.
Get a house help no matta wat.
ALL THIS APPLIES IF SHE'S OVER 18YRS.
Gooluck

The truth is if you know ur worth, you wont even bother .
I care less cos that guy will alwaz come back to me leaving the lady heartbroken.
Learn to make ursef happy even if you know his dating someone else
Talk about it ,make fun of those ladies togther cos that is what keeps mine going.
_{Only that i pray make dem no go cook egusi soup for am}

Bisi Ibidapo . . . dat gurl is

Ope yes only has boobs with no ass . . . to me dats incomplete.

^
Iru to jollof rice ? It must be yuck-yummi

why are u askin?

White rice with any stew dat has Iru (locust bean) all d way.

$osisi:
rice and stew any day!

Osisi na ur pot of stew be dat ?
I dey come ur house nao-nao
U wan kill me this afternoon wit dat picture wey u der oo.

FL Gators:
My mom's egusi soup and pounded yam

I trust u pounded yam must be there
Omo momi 
I will cook it n send them to you 

For moi
I want garri with chilled water,peak milk n groundnut _{the last time i had this was 4yrs ago}

chiejik:
white soup and pounded yam
ofada rice with assorted meat
ofe olugbu with fufu
pepper soup with palm wine
kilishi with juice etc

U mean u wanna eat all this rite nao ?
Na wa ooo

Ajinimoto and vedan na straight ticket to hell for me
Maggi no go area
Doyin for really local stew eps with iru
Knorr my best
Iru cant do with eating ,I missed it so much

@poster

Tricks to hold a guy down ? for what nao ?
Just be yoursef and make your self happy.
If he doesnt wanna stay let him go but plz dont trick him.

davidylan:
Even people who co-habit for ages still get a divorce later in marriage.

Co-habitation is bad especially for the woman. How many men will you be a willing slave to before one decides to pity you with a proposal?

Hmmmm. . . .
A food for tot
U gat me finkin

chigonye:
[s]Right now God is no longer dealing with Jews, all He knows & sees now are Christain- You have to get straight! I'm a Christain and not a Jew!

[/s]

God is no longer dealing wit the Jews ?
Devil does rite ?
Wake up man !

Holy jeezzzz . . wat in the world are you ppl saying