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Cos i dont understand if you are speaking french or english

Happy belated birthday babeblue

Where is menu-menu ?
I came here becos i wanted take-away

Lolz
Soosi ? is dat the correct spellin of church?
I tot it should be shoshi

I love it wen ladies flirt wit my guy cos those ladies end up cryin.

hbabe:
Single, happy, searching but not desperate.

Marry me plz

U are an impotent
Just confess and dont hook any innocent lady with your trap
A man virgin at 24
U be father or wat ?
How will the girl test ur virginity?
Or are you ugly ?
Let see your face then we will all know if your John-tomos is functioning.

Boda mi seeker ? how body ?
Wer is the link nao ? I hope there is menu-menu at the venue ?

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I'm scared to answer you

The way you ppl talks abt nurse here make me feel bad   

This is pure wickedness mamagee . . . You make me wanna
I cant wait to go back to nijia cos all those suyas have bin eating here is nt it at all.

@rita
You gat a real man mehn but dont nao take advantage of it plzzzz.
well most guys will neva open up on this but the truth is they do it.
Even those friends saying they cant do it.

@ Seeker
Which site is dat ?I tried opening it but could'nt

MoneyRule:
@ TheSeeker
damn!!
@ post
I believe it (washing my gfs undies) depends on a couple or more things.

on if she's preggy or sick ? cos dat is the excuses most guys give.

Gators ki lo nsele ?

se emi ni o so wipe eyin (teeth ) e dabi ti shamuga ?
Nitoripe mo nje igbado(corn) ati agbon( coconut)
But wait oo,how u take know say my teeth miss 5?

Remii:
se na Toyin in dey carry sha?

Yes na Toyin,dat happened last weekend at Ojuelegba .

TheSeeker:
After they have drank five bottles of regal gin?

U read my mind but nt regal gin . . . Egbon so ara e oo  

follypimpi:
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Bet u like em sweaty unshaved armpit and all moppy too.[/font]

Yuckyyyyyyy  
Mind yasef ooo

follypimpi:
I hope u dont mean OLOPA 9ija Or North Korea cos no booty for u as regards that.

Olopa 9jia bawo oo
Oh no , all these olopas wey i dey see everyday dey give me agros,even if dem no stop  me for ticket ,I dey alwaz stop mysef say make dem give me ticket .

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Egbon mi beeni , olopa gangan ni koko mehn
I like dem rough and aggressive  

I need to go ask my girlfriend . . . zoooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm               . . .  .

She got attracted to me cos I'm Huge

A police Officer

I like em' huge

Drunk Drunk Drunk  
Call a spade a spade
This is semi incest , feelings or no feelings
I dont know wat is rational in  cousins datin eachoda
This has nuffin to do with the happiness of the  parents

N40 wanke ( rice and bean)
N30 fish
N10 Pure water
N20 pineapple

bababuff:
Bread and coconut , yummy. This is one of the sweetest common man food you can eat (also cheap).
The bread must be fresh "Agege" bread for maximum enjoyment.

U be pakororo how u take know say na Agege bread go go wit am ?
Na I know i'm nt alone

chiejik:
ofada rice with assorted meat

u r too much , I love dat too .

Very very very. . . . simple but gonna be going for honeymoon in 7 diff countries and dat is where all the spendings will go.

ASUU is killing me I've spent 8yrs in school instead of 4yrs

I'm suggestin movies for review

Duplicity
Baby on board
The taking of Pelham
Public enemies
The unborn
The reader
The international
Gran torino
Crossing over
Echelon conspiracy
Orphan
The haunting in connecticut
Push

Almost all of these movies are nice and I rate most 85%
Cant wait to see DISTRICT 9 and the THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE 

I think you should play this teenage-love game  wisely my dear
Dont care if the guy is your half,semi,quater or wateva cousin,its neva gonna work.
Your parent , his parent are neva gonna feel gud abt it
Why go into a relationship you cant boldly tell your parent and your friends that your bf is your half cousin
Well I fink you guys are just 
You cant tell your parent becos they are neva gonna allow you
I know how it is to av fallen inlove wit someone you know u cant av
And lettin it go sometimes is so hard even wen you know it's wrong
But trust me it's better to let it go.

Sagamite:
Any girl attractive enough from my scoring approach below is worthy of girlfriend.

To elevate to marriage, she would need to score a minimum of 21 points overall and get above the threshold point for all 3 categories.

1) Physical Beauty (breast, backside, face, figure)
2) Libidinosity (possibly based on sexiness, feminity, fashion sense, catwalk style, classy sensuality etc)
3) Developed Personality (possibly based on wifey willingness, good companion, brain power, potential good maternal instinct, culinary skills, maturity etc)

I give scores mentally out of ten for each of the 3 categories. A girl must score 21 and above.

But there are threshold scores for being able to get the marriage certificate with me. That is, a girl must not score less than 7/10 for (1), 6/10 for (2) and (3) but overall scores should still be over 21.

Hence scores like this will still fail for marriage certificate, although I could get down with them (fail points are in *):

1) 10/10
2) 9/10
3) 3/10*

Total: 22

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1) 7/10
2) 6/10
3) 6/10

Total: 19*

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1) 5/10*
2) 9/10
3) 8/10

Total: 22

u want perfection , u r wantin too much my broda

na2day?:
me i am not after NL chics oooo, i left all of them in the care of theseeker and C2, the chics i am after are on the other website

Which oda sites u dey console yasef
I told u bro wait on the lord n he shall provide u a woman of many virtues

tubabie:
Fhemmy cant understand a word of what you said!
His yoruba is BAD.

Lol
O mase se oo
those are the diluted yorubas we r talking abt

how much per 9t?

Fhemmmy efrything lo nsele nbi bayi ooo
Sugbon awa omo osun la wa nle
o kabo sori eto naa.

My only fear is bin disfigured
I dont ever want to
I dont want to look overweight too
As for rape ,i can neva be a victim
But all the rest i can still deal wit

My kids.