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GloriousGbola:
That is actually the point. If I work in a company that is tied to a politically exposed figure, it is foolhardy for me to be sharing and pushing sm media mocking the person. A worker in dangote industries mocking dangote. A teller in fidelity posting Peter Obi up and Dan. Is there any difference between yabbing or dissing the chairman of your employer on SM and doing the same during an office town hall meeting? Or a major business partner? Years ago frank nweke jnr came for a meeting in our office. For whatever reason he felt the receptionist was rude to him. Maybe she was maybe she wasn't, but she was let go immediately.

I had strong feelings about the moral or should I say lack or moral character of some of my superiors. And I paid dearly for showing it

There is a reason hr now ask for or look for your sm.

I think I have shared this story before but I will relate it again- I used to coach a team in my community and one of our major backers then was a HOR member under PDP then me and the GM of the team criticised PDP harshly in a gathering one of his associates who is the intermediary between us was took it up and reported us that's how we started hearing allegations of financial misappropriations from different people. Afterwards, the team disintegrated due to the fallout and other internal issues. We stood our ground and defended ourselves but the team suffered as a result of our utterances

TOP 5 LOCATIONS OF BUSINESS ENTERPRISES 2020

Nr of Businesses:
1 🟣Lagos: 91,097
2 🟤River: 84,613
3 🔴Kano: 79,328
4 🟣Oyo: 55,545
5 🟣Ogun: 49,813

🟣SW 🟤SS 🔴NW

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🇳🇬LOCATIONS OF BUSINESS ENTERPRISES 2020

Nr of Businesses:
South West — 277,270
North West — 254,668
South South — 220,765
North Central — 218,441
North East — 157,314
South East — 112,508

Northern Nigeria — 630,423 [51%]
Southern Nigeria — 610,543 [49%]

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Oscar: “Andrey Santos will be more like Ramires, he’s a defensive midfielder. He’s a strong boy, who fights a lot for the ball, who knows how to play, so he has everything to work out.”

Drogba: "I don’t recognise my club. It’s no longer the same club. There is a new owner and a new vision. Of course, we try to compare it with what happened during the Abramovich era where a lot of players were brought in, but the decisions were very intelligent."
: "Bringing in players like Cech, Shevchenko, Crespo, Essien, Drogba, Malouda. It was done to win titles. They are players with a certain experience. The strategy is now different; we bet on young players. But a dressing room of over 30 players is difficult for a manager."


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Thibaut Courtois: “Honestly, I don’t understand how Chelsea are failing in the Premier League. They have players of a world level who are able to achieve success — although I hope the bad run continues on Tuesday. Chelsea maybe in crisis but they are always a difficult rival."

According to The Times, Todd Boehly asked the Chelsea players [after losing to Brighton] why they were not performing to the standard their transfer fees and reputations suggested they should be capable of.

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I used to escape with.my friends from Islamiyyah to play SEGA with them later we graduated to PS1 Brazil and Real Madrid were the cheatcode teams in PS1. Despite floggings we always find a way to visit game house

Frank Lampard reveals his Chelsea players aren’t fit enough and lacking the physical capability is what people are mistaking for a lack of hunger and effort. (
@NizaarKinsella
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Can I cook? Yes! Will I marry a woman who cant cook and unwilling to learn how to cook? No.

Jamie O’Hara: “I don’t know if Chelsea will win another game this season, I don’t think they’re going to win another game.”

Quotes from Lampard after the game :

“All the basic parts of football - to fight, to run - we were short on”

“For me it’s all about the basics”

“Our fans will be watching a team on Wednesday that will be giving everything”

“Conor Gallagher was another one who gave every drop individually”

“In the basics of football, Brighton are a really good team, but we were shot in tackles, fight and yards. If it isn't right you don't win”

Emaprince:
Remember education is a western invention. Those poor people whose kids are out of school would vote in favour of spending all that money to fund meca tourists than for their kids to be educated.

Their elites and clerics have really brainwashed these people and kept them in perpetual poverty...so they can control them forever.

Stop peddling falsehood. There are free schools and people refused to attend stop saying what you don't know. In Kano for instance education is almost free for indigenes if I'm not mistaken from primary to secondary and scholarship for indigent students in Tertiary I think same goes for Katsina and many states in NW

OasisX:


Images speak.

Someone who wrote PDP and APC should be voted out in the past is afraid to mention the party of his friend until Gimba Kakanda called him out for being deceptive. Now he is claiming to be interested in individuals regardless of their affiliations.
Don't be surprised that some here are secretly executing contracts for those they claimed to hate or even benefitting from them but come online to deceive people

Emaprince:
Equity in Nigeria?

Keep dreaming.

That kogi tyrant should continue doing what he's doing. Pass the power to whomever he deems fit. He might become the next Tinubu - a king maker.

Remember the game is the game

Safe to say that we don't hate injustice we only cry foul when we are the receiving end of it. The game is the game as you said but some games are better avoided to prevent unintended consequences

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If Ododo wins, then other tribes in Kogi can kiss the Governorship goodbye for tenures to come.

Even if he was qualified, Fairness permits that another tribe should rule. There has to be some qualified person there.

Well, we hope for the best.[/color]

Equity demands power shifts to KW Ashiru should've been given or Tunde Irekura

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izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ebira finish, e give Ebira again.

I support Ododo, and hopes he takes Kogi to a Dubai-esque level[/color]

The man is the least qualified and prepared amongst the other aspirants. I wish whoever becomes the Gov well but there is no hope in sight because other parties may likely present feighterweight candidates.

Manchester City and Liverpool are ready to raid Chelsea for defender Levi Colwill, as clubs queue up to take advantage of financial threats by poaching homegrown stars.

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@NizaarKinsella

Joe Cole: "Nobody in this Chelsea squad has got 20 goals a season in their career so what makes you think they will do that now. That is the overall problem."

When you sow wind be prepared to reap whirlwind.

Don J now show me where you condemn cyberbullying?

Donjazet2:
This is the kind of hypocrisy I hate.

You guys keep condemning obidients for using the only weapon they have THEIR VOICES! Rather, THEIR FINGERS. But I don't see the negative reaction towards those who actually went out there and spilled blood of voters and actually physically harassed voters.

What kind of devilish hypocrisy is this?

Amoto.94 I want to see your condemnation of the electoral malpractices carried out. I want you to direct me to where you condemned what happened in rivers and Lagos state by INEC.

Show me where you're calling out the injustices of the nigerian system.

Obidients are not prepared to accept surrender to the blatant injustice. They are fired up to tackle any enemy of this country that partakes in the hindrance of justice and equity whoever it might be.

I no blame una sha. I'm still blaming Obi who told his supporters to mellow, that's why all these rubbishes are happening. You steal from someone and still tell the person to shut up and move on. Again,I no blame una sha.

Amoto94:
The attacks are condemnable allow people to decide who they want to go for without harassment and intimidation.

This was me saying people should be allowed to vote their choice before the election

Nostradamus1:
Yes. They captured some white men working at the oil rig. The negative perception was terrible and it ended with the Ojukwu releasing them after the Pope wrote a letter to him.

A lot of intellectuals including Achebe wondered what Loud Ojukwu was smoking

I fear history is repeating itself in a different way.

larride:
Where is Onoja from? No be the same Kogi Central?

Bello no try at all. Picked his kinsman

Onoja is from East