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Thomas Tuchel admits to having initial doubts over Andreas Christensen -

“In the beginning, I had the feeling it was a bit of push to believe in himself and impose himself and trust in his quality because he has everything that we need."

A001:
Great game from Chelsea.

Meanwhile, believers in the efficacy of juju can enter this competition and win 2.5 million naira.

This is a good opportunity to showcase the potency of voodoo and get rewarded handsomely for it.

Let's settle this argument once and for all.

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Airmark, Segedinho, macjireh, Amoto94, and other religious people on this thread that believe in the supernatural, show us what you got.

I believe magic/sorcery exist but as for what you are calling me to do I'm a monotheist and I don't indulge in such practices. You can reach out to your alfa oni jalabi for that. If I have my way I will execute those who engage in sorcery because they wreck lives and cause havoc in the society

Majmoo 'al-Fataawa of Shaykh Ibn Baaz & the Permanent Committee:
Freemasonry

The first question of Fatwa no. 893

Q 1:

a) What is the ruling on a man who bequeathed to be buried in a coffin?

b) A Muslim who was a Mason died. The Islamic Funeral Prayer was observed for him followed by the rites of Freemasonry. What is the Islamic ruling on this dead person and on those who performed these rites or allowed them to be performed?

c) What is Freemasonry? What is the Islamic ruling regarding it?

A: a) Placing the deceased in a coffin was an unknown practice at the time of the Messenger of Allah (صلى الله عليه وسلم) or the time of the Sahabah (the Companions of the Prophet - may Allah be pleased with them). It is better for Muslims to follow the path of the Prophet and his Companions. Hence, it is reprehensible to place the deceased in a coffin, whether the ground is hard, soft, or wet. If the deceased left a will to be placed in a coffin, those wills should not be carried out. According to the Shafi`y School, it is permissible to bury the dead in coffins, if the burial ground is soft or wet. Consequently, the above mentioned bequest should not be carried out except in such cases.

(b and c) Freemasonry is a secret political society whose goal is to put an end to all religions and good morals and replace them with man-made laws and non-religious systems. It strives to provoke ongoing revolutions and replace one regime with another, under the cover of calling for freedom of thought, opinion, and belief. This is supported by what was announced by one of them in the Students' Conference held in 1865 A.D. in the city of Liège which is considered to be one of the centers of Freemasonry. He stated, "Man must prevail over God and declare war on Him. He should demolish the heavens and tear them apart like paper." In the Masonic Grand Lodge (1922/ p. 98), it is stated, "We shall strengthen the liberty of conscience through all powers we have and declare war on the real enemy of man, which is religion."

Moreover, the Masons say, "Freemasonry takes the human soul as its object of worship." It is reported in Minutes of the World Masonic Conference, 1903 A.D., p. 102, "It is not enough for us to prevail over the religious people and their places of worship, rather our basic goal is to wipe them out of existence." They also say, "Freemasonry will replace religion and its Lodges will replace the places of worship …" There are many other statements that reveal their adamant enmity and uncompromising war against religions. The Freemasons are one of the most ancient secret societies which still exist. However, their origins are still unknown to many people and even to many of their members, because the plots of their leaders are very secret and hidden and they are very keen to conceal their plots and aims.

Therefore most of their affairs are conducted verbally, with no written record. When they want to write an idea or announce it to the public, it is first subjected to the scrutiny of Masonic censors who decide whether it may be released or not. The foundations of Freemasonry were based on theories taken from several sources, mostly from Jewish traditions. This is supported by the fact that Jewish ideas and teachings were taken as the basis for founding the Grand Lodge in 1717 A.D. with its principles and symbols. The Masons still venerate the Jew Hiram and the temple he built, from which they take the design of the Masonic lodges in the world. The greatest Masonic leaders are Jews who form the backbone of the Masonic movement. They are the ones who represent Jewish organizations in Masonic lodges. Thanks to them, freemasonry spread and masons can cooperate throughout the world. They are the driving force behind freemasonry. The Jewish elite are leading different secret cells, running their affairs and directing them secretly as they wish. This is supported by a report in the Masonic Acacia Magazine (1908, issue no....

... 66) which says that there is no Masonic lodge that is free of the Jews. Indeed, all Jews do not follow one way or another exclusively, rather there are only principles for them to follow. This is also the case with the Masons. Therefore, the Jewish synagogues are our successor and we find great number of the Jews among the Freemasons.This is also supported by what is stated in the Masonic records that, "The Jews are certain that the best means of destroying the faiths is Freemasonry. The history of the Masons is similar to that of the Jews in terms of belief. Their symbol is the six-pointed Star of David. The Jews and Freemasons both consider themselves to be the spiritual sons of the builders of the Temple of Solomon. The Freemasonry which distorts other religions opens the door to boost Judaism and its followers. The Jews took advantage of people's simple-mindedness and good intentions, and infiltrated freemasonry and reached high positions within it, thus they breathed a Jewish spirit into the Masonic lodges and subjugated them to their own aims.One of the clearest indications of their intense desire to conceal their plots to destroy religions and provoke political revolutions is what it says in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, "We will concentrate these cells under a single leadership known to us alone. This leadership will be composed of our scholars and these cells will have special representatives, so that the true location of our leadership will be concealed. This leadership alone will have the right to decide who will speak, and to draw up the plans of the day. In these cells we will plan to lay traps for all the socialists and evolutionary classes of society. Most of the secret political plans are known to us and we will decide when to implement them. But the agents of the secret police will be members of these cells. When the conspiracies start throughout the world, it will mean that one of our most dedicated agents will be at the head of these conspiracies and of course we will be the only people to direct the Masonic plots. We are the only people who know how to direct them and we know the ultimate goal of each action, whilst the Gentiles – non-Jews – are ignorant of most of these things related to the Masons, and they can not see the immediate results of what they are doing. And there is other evidence which points to the strong connection between the Jews and the Masons, and the cooperation between the two parties in revolutionary conspiracies and stirring up destructive movements. Even though Freemasonry outwardly appears to be a call to freedom of belief, tolerance, and social reform in general, in fact it is really a call for permissiveness and destructive factors which cause social disintegration and the loosening of bonds between nations and destruction of religion, morals, and the spread of mischief.Therefore, any Muslim who joins a Masonic group, knows the true nature of Freemasonry and its secrets, and carries out its rituals and is keen to do so is a Kafir (disbeliever) who should be asked to repent. If he repents, all will be well and good, otherwise he is to be killed. If he dies naturally in that state, he will be recompensed as a Kafir. Whoever joins the Freemasons not knowing what they really are, or knowing nothing about their plots against Islam and Muslims, and their spreading evil and the evil that they are planning against everyone who tries to bring people together and reform nations, but joins them in their general activities and talks that do not apparently contradict Islam, is not a Kafir. Rather he is excused in general because of their concealing their true nature from him, and because he does not share their basic beliefs or aims. The Prophet (صلى الله عليه وسلم) said, "Acts are judged by intentions, and every person will have only what he has intended." But he must declare his disavowal of them when he finds out what they really are, and he must tell people about their real nature and strive to...

...disclose their secrets and plots against the Muslims, so that this will lay bare their hidden nature and frustrate their efforts.A Muslim should keep company with good people who will cooperate with him in his religious and worldly affairs. He should have insight when choosing close friends so that he can be safe from being tempted by these apparently attractive ideas and the evil consequences of honeyed words. Thus, he will not fall into the traps of the people of Shirk, which they set up to ensnare the naive, followers of whims and desires, and the weak-minded.

May Allah grant us success. May peace and blessings be upon our Prophet Muhammad, his family, and Companions.

Deputy Chairman: Abdul-Razzaq 'Afify
Member: 'Abdullah ibn Ghudayyan
Member: 'Abdullah ibn Mani`

[The Permanent Committee for Scholarly Research and Ifta': Group 1: Vol. : 2: pp. 439 - 245]

OJURONGBE1:
You malign religious people at every opportunity you get. How did religion cause under development in Nigeria?
If you do not appreciate religious principles, let those who abide in it live their lives.
Religion this, Religion that, as if the christain faith hasn't done any good in this country.
Some of us went to missionary schools in our formative years relieving our parents the burden of school fees & all. In as much as there are charlatans camouflaging as Pastors & preachers but don't lump everybody into one.

Unknown to the fool that religion is/was responsible for most if not all essential foundations for scientific breakthrough but in his mischievous mind he can't think of anything else other than to blame religious people for the woes bedevilling the world. If he was duped by alfa oni jalabi in the past due to his foolishness he shouldn't transfer the anger and frustration to others.

"I don't want to speak every day about the Champions League. I want to have new challenges." Kai Havertz

izzou:
[color=royalblue]But even below the poverty line, almost everything we purchase is imported. Definitely with dollars

The Tokunboh cars are imported using dollars.

The Chinese knock off spare parts are purchased using dollars

Your phone, screen guards, covers, chargers, usb cords, flash drives, laptops, laptop bags, are purchased with dollars

90% of our drugs are purchased with dollars

Should we talk about generators, gas cylinders, inverters, clippers? All in dollars.

I'm going to far... Our Toothpicks, Balloons, fancy slippers, dresses, are mostly imported. Still the same dollars.

Nigeria is fvvked already. I don't even think Abokifx is part of the problem in any way. We virtually produce almost nothing. So the demand for dollar is so high[/color]

The net export component of our GDP is nothing to write about considering our population and strategic location, our GDP growth is fuelled by consumption and government spending.

Griffon:
I find this transfer news quite funny

Like one man said if you focus on programs, policies and institutions alongside the quality of people you will not make enemies out of people based due to partisan politics because the Creed and religion of politicians is vested interests. But sadly we can't think beyond certain prejudices and affiliations in this part of the world.
Insecurity, unemployment, inflation, poverty, poor healthcare systems, bad roads are nondiscriminatory part of our lives but we tend to not look at things from this angle.

BlueRayDick:
Middle class is an allusion in this country. We were having a discussion in my office this past week and someone like u just did referred to us as middle class/emerging middle class ; funny thing is another person was able to make us see that the whole middle class talk na bobo.

On salary day u can categorically boast of being in the middle class and then a week after u've sorted Ur personal needs, catered for Ur aged parents whom Govt don't pay their pension, Ur sibling who is yet to get a job, Ur car maintenance, Ur personal savings and then u are living below poverty line before the next pay day.

The number of people living below poverty line makes it quite difficult for u to stay in the middle class in this country more than a month.

As regards Ur talk about buying new electronics and gadgets that has direct relationship with dollar, fogerit mehn!....All the so called middl3 class people in this country ride tokunbo vehicles; as a matter of fact only few MD's of companies buy new vehicles....now think of their subordinates who are supposed to be in the middle class

For salaried people without side hustle to cushion the effects of rising cost of living and commitment to family members they're not middle-class in the truest form of the word but if you look closely at those living around you and what their average income is then you may likely agree that there exist a pseudomiddle-class

23 - Most clean sheets in all competitions by teams in Europe's big five leagues since Thomas Tuchel's first game in charge of Chelsea:

23 - Chelsea
16 - Man City
15 - Sevilla, Monaco
14 - Lille, Man Utd
Source: OptaJoe

Édouard Mendy’s Premier League form so far this season -

• 3 clean sheets from 4 games
• 1 goal conceded (penalty)
• 16/17 shots on target saved (94% save percentage)

OtemAtum:
Allah and rulings are 5 and 6, but as a matter of fact, Allah, Jehovah and all other unrepentant gods of religion are currently in a spiritual cage where the gods of science have caged them in, for the Age of Aquarius to be well established on Earth.

The foolish one when you will wake up from your dream inside a dream?

AnfieldFan:
He's faced the best of the best... Nobody kill am...His defensive stats are above average...His offensive stats are a different matter entirely... Nobody by slide tackle we d know better defender...Rest..

Rashford owned him in several of their duels and we all know that Rashford is not that good as a dribbler, any decent winger eats him during duels. Offensively he's a beast but defensively he's suspect, Joe Gomez is better defensively I will dare say Gomez is the best defender in Liverpool followed by Robertson

Abdullah bn Masud may Allaah be pleased with him said:

"ﻣﺎ ﻇﻬﺮ اﻟﺮﺑﺎ ﻭاﻟﺰﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻗﺮﻳﺔ ﺇﻻ ﺃﺫﻥ اﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﺈﻫﻼﻛﻬﺎ"

"Fornication (Zina) and Usury (Riba) would not be widespread in a town except that Allaah will give permission for its destruction"

فصل الخطاب (١٦٣/٤)

Low budget Richard Dawkins

Almajirihunter:
I hope Zenit didn’t give teams the template on how to play against us though, still have issues with breaking teams down

One midfielders can't give penetrative passes to break down stubborn defences and their switch of play is almost nonexistent, relying on crosses from wingbacks alone won't do us any good against packed defences.

Obere4u:
From that rule.... Havertz is greater than lots of players.... Even KDB

We didn't set the rules we met them here.

According to Raumdeuter performance in major finals is greater than any other performance, so based on this rule Havertz is greater than Fernandez. We didn't set the rules we met them in place.

“In Italy, I was playing in a league where I maybe had one or two chances a game, so I had to take them. I’m very happy with the situation I’m in and we keep going.

“[Tuchel] said before the game, when we recover the ball we had to play it forward very quickly. I wasn’t doubting Kova’s quality. It was a great pass. I played with [Axel] Tuanzebe back in the day, he knows I’m left-footed, so I switched to my right.”

-Romelu Lukaku

donstan18:
Imagine having slow, sluggish and lazy players like Jorg, Hakim and Harvertz, then TT brought in Saul.

Omo! We are in soup this season

On Saul and others you will likely eat your words by the end of their time at SB.

Saul will come good he just need to get grips with the league and a good understanding of his teammates movement and positioning.
Jorginho presence really eased up the pressure and Kovacic early goal too, we need an agile CDM to deputise or replace Jorginho because we are seriously lacking in this position as the options available aren't good enough for the foreseeable future.
Shout out to Mendy, Kovacic, Lukaku and Rudiger for not quaking under pressure.

Many are mad only few are roaming the streets.

Blueraydick, Izzou come and watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuk_tY7_8qA

popizaino:
A typical Attacking midfielder should see himself as a creator rather not a finisher.

Zico says hi

I think Kante should have released Lukaku when he broke free instead of the pass to Havertz, when Kante got the ball Lukaku was the best option and there was yards of space for him to play the pass into but his poor judgement break the whole move, Havertz only completed what Kante started.

From Maymoon who said:

‘I entered upon Ibn Umar –Radi Allaahu anhu– and I added up everything that was in his house from a bed or a blanket or a rug and I found that it was only equivalent to one hundred Dirham!'

[Zuhd – by Abu Dawood / 294]

One of those I looked up to in managerial style and approach. Jose Mourinho, "The Special One".

https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12401456/jose-mourinho-at-1-000-games-how-three-months-in-charge-of-benfica-set-him-on-road-to-greatness

Skillful Joe Cole


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQKr4UDIgA

Skimpledawg:
Bosingwa wey no get sense at all

I remember our game against Arsenal during 2008-2009 season his wing was targeted by Arsenal on that day. Bosingwa was a hype that failed to materialized

Havertz10:
rice is a sentimental agenda, tuchel likes intelligent midfielders, I have forgotten the name of the youth player he used at Dortmund, I assure you that rice has and will always been a Lampard target, only those people that place the desires of Lampard above the progress of the club push that rice agenda, Tuchel or the board have no interest in rice

Julian Weigl

Jorginho on changing his penalty technique:
"Keepers are starting to study me. I'm going to start studying them too now. I'm already thinking about how I'll be taking them now"
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Super Frank


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3MvRraMyyU

Izzou you didn't bring this to my

https://www.nairaland.com/6739097/nigeria-mounts-air-land-offensive/1