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Politics / Re: Agreements Whose Instruments Of Ratification Were Signed By Buhari by Amplikane: 8:43am On Aug 25, 2017
Sai Buhari!
Phones / Re: Telecoms Beg NCC To Block Whatsapp, Skype, IMO And Other OTT Services by Amplikane: 3:28pm On Aug 22, 2017
[color=#006600][/color][b][/b]Morope oriwon buru
Nairaland / General / Re: Gang Member Dies After Attempting To Gold Plate His Balls by Amplikane: 8:17am On Aug 16, 2017
ruggedtimi:
I understand loving gold, but come on man!! This had to be the worst DIY idea ever…

Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who was also known as “Pelotas de oro,” – the English translation being “golden testicles” – was trying to embrace his street persona by gold plating his scrotum when he unfortunately ran into a series of health issues following his procedure that ultimately led to his death.The 17-year-old gang banger was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember – an Austin Powers parody of the bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims’ man parts in gold.

The gangster who loved “gooollllddd” started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn’t enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Gonzalez used a professional automotive gold plater that he stole from a garage. Since gold plating your testicles is a “medical impossibility” even for the best of doctors, the El Salvadorian gangster’s DIY attempt left him with no chance at all.
Evidently this numbskull isn’t the first guy to try it either. Los Angeles Community Hospital Dr. Ian Joseffson told local reporters gold-plated scrotums are a growing trend among L.A. gang members despite the certainty of death.
http://dudecomedy.com/gang-member-dies-after-attempting-to-gold-plate-his-balls/
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Politics / Re: 48 Corpses Of UNIMAID Staff, NNPC Drivers, Soldiers Deposited At UMTH by Amplikane: 11:01am On Jul 28, 2017
Danzakidakura:
Buhari is a criminal God will judge all APC members and their supporters evil people, liars wicked souls. killing and laing
it is hightime to start using your brain.How is Bahari a criminal in this
Family / Re: Why Men Scared Of Getting Married by Amplikane: 6:33am On Jul 28, 2017
There is nothing to be afraid of.just calm your mind and put your faith in God

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Romance / Wedding Night by Amplikane: 7:23am On Jul 21, 2017
How did you approach your wife on your wedding night assuming it is the first time for you and her to have s*x.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Crew Arrive Ukraine For "30 Billion" Tour (Photos) by Amplikane: 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2017
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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat In Katsina by Amplikane: 9:30pm On Jun 22, 2017
ApexPredator:
Allahu Snackbar!! I no dey surprise at all. Na why people dey call dem goatfuckers.
always use ur brain
Health / Re: Dermatologist In The House Pls I Need Urgent Help by Amplikane: 8:57am On Feb 09, 2017
Ground a potash(kaun in yoruba ) and mix wit water and apply d infected part
sugardad1:
I need urgent help please. The picture below is my shoulder. The infection you see always appear on my shoulders anytime i stop using medicated soaps and good creams.

Dermatologist in the house, please help me solve this problem that has lived with me for about 2years now.

No insult pls.

Lalasticla help.
Politics / Re: Shocking: Fayose Claims Chibok Girls Abduction Was Fabricated To Oust Jonathan by Amplikane: 8:34am On Mar 31, 2016
Fayose and his follower,I pray to aLmighty God u shall experience the same thing those chibok girl family go through IJN[color=#006600][/color]
Romance / Re: Advice Urgently Needed Pls! by Amplikane: 7:04am On Nov 04, 2015
StPete:
First of all how old are you? This would determine whether dis is gonna be a happy ever/never after.

PS. The poster above me has said it all so follow his suggestions
am 22 yrs,
Romance / Re: Advice Urgently Needed Pls! by Amplikane: 7:03am On Nov 04, 2015
Sexually,dts nt possible cos islam does nt permit that.its an aldultery.abeg a good advice
rexkexmilan:
Satisfy Her Emotionally, Sexually, Materially.........



The Posters Below Me May Complete It!!!
Romance / Advice Urgently Needed Pls! by Amplikane: 6:54am On Nov 04, 2015
I met dis girl 5 days ago and i told her i lke her.we re on d issue 4 d past 4 days and just yesterday,she finally agree to b my girlfriend.
Pls what will i do in other to make her happy evryday and keep her till d time comes for marrige cos this is my first time of falling inlove with sum1 even my first girl friend in my life
Education / Re: Private University Fees Are Low - Professor Jide Owoeye by Amplikane: 2:47pm On Sep 22, 2015
This man nid a common sense
Politics / Re: Fayose: Buhari Just Making Noise On Corruption. The Cable. by Amplikane: 5:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
This man is jst stupid,no b him said he go join hand with buhari to make naija beta place,nw he is still against him.hypocrite man

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Romance / Re: I Need Help From U Guys Pls,its An Urgent Pls by Amplikane: 6:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
Amplikane:
I want to toast a lady through calling her on phone dis night.bt i dont know what to say because this is my first time.this girl is a muslim sister who wear hijab always.i like her because she is very good in behaviour .
Pls if u re a muslim,jst help me out and if u re a xtiam,help me out frm ur own experience.pls its nt a matter of joke,it is ver important to my life.
U re blessed as u respond
where do i start from,will i jst tell her that i love or what.jst teach me pls.i b learner ooo
Romance / I Need Help From U Guys Pls,its An Urgent Pls by Amplikane: 6:13pm On Jul 24, 2015
I want to toast a lady through calling her on phone dis night.bt i dont know what to say because this is my first time.this girl is a muslim sister who wear hijab always.i like her because she is very good in behaviour .
Pls if u re a muslim,jst help me out and if u re a xtiam,help me out frm ur own experience.pls its nt a matter of joke,it is ver important to my life.
U re blessed as u respond

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