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Sai Buhari!

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ruggedtimi:
I understand loving gold, but come on man!! This had to be the worst DIY idea ever…

Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who was also known as “Pelotas de oro,” – the English translation being “golden testicles” – was trying to embrace his street persona by gold plating his scrotum when he unfortunately ran into a series of health issues following his procedure that ultimately led to his death.The 17-year-old gang banger was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember – an Austin Powers parody of the bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims’ man parts in gold.

The gangster who loved “gooollllddd” started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn’t enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Gonzalez used a professional automotive gold plater that he stole from a garage. Since gold plating your testicles is a “medical impossibility” even for the best of doctors, the El Salvadorian gangster’s DIY attempt left him with no chance at all.
Evidently this numbskull isn’t the first guy to try it either. Los Angeles Community Hospital Dr. Ian Joseffson told local reporters gold-plated scrotums are a growing trend among L.A. gang members despite the certainty of death.
http://dudecomedy.com/gang-member-dies-after-attempting-to-gold-plate-his-balls/

Iranun

Danzakidakura:
Buhari is a criminal God will judge all APC members and their supporters evil people, liars wicked souls. killing and laing

it is hightime to start using your brain.How is Bahari a criminal in this

There is nothing to be afraid of.just calm your mind and put your faith in God

How did you approach your wife on your wedding night assuming it is the first time for you and her to have s*x.

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ApexPredator:
Allahu Snackbar!! I no dey surprise at all. Na why people dey call dem goatfuckers.

always use ur brain

Ground a potash(kaun in yoruba ) and mix wit water and apply d infected part

sugardad1:
I need urgent help please. The picture below is my shoulder. The infection you see always appear on my shoulders anytime i stop using medicated soaps and good creams.

Dermatologist in the house, please help me solve this problem that has lived with me for about 2years now.

No insult pls.

Lalasticla help.

Fayose and his follower,I pray to aLmighty God u shall experience the same thing those chibok girl family go through IJN[color=#006600][/color]

StPete:
First of all how old are you? This would determine whether dis is gonna be a happy ever/never after.

PS. The poster above me has said it all so follow his suggestions

am 22 yrs,

Sexually,dts nt possible cos islam does nt permit that.its an aldultery.abeg a good advice

rexkexmilan:
Satisfy Her Emotionally, Sexually, Materially.........



The Posters Below Me May Complete It!!!

I met dis girl 5 days ago and i told her i lke her.we re on d issue 4 d past 4 days and just yesterday,she finally agree to b my girlfriend.
Pls what will i do in other to make her happy evryday and keep her till d time comes for marrige cos this is my first time of falling inlove with sum1 even my first girl friend in my life

This man nid a common sense

This man is jst stupid,no b him said he go join hand with buhari to make naija beta place,nw he is still against him.hypocrite man

Amplikane:
I want to toast a lady through calling her on phone dis night.bt i dont know what to say because this is my first time.this girl is a muslim sister who wear hijab always.i like her because she is very good in behaviour .
Pls if u re a muslim,jst help me out and if u re a xtiam,help me out frm ur own experience.pls its nt a matter of joke,it is ver important to my life.
U re blessed as u respond

where do i start from,will i jst tell her that i love or what.jst teach me pls.i b learner ooo

I want to toast a lady through calling her on phone dis night.bt i dont know what to say because this is my first time.this girl is a muslim sister who wear hijab always.i like her because she is very good in behaviour .
Pls if u re a muslim,jst help me out and if u re a xtiam,help me out frm ur own experience.pls its nt a matter of joke,it is ver important to my life.
U re blessed as u respond