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The annoying thing is while I was opening my student account with GTB, I disabled SMS alert, for 5 years no problem, after I finish school, dem automatically activate am for me just like that, now dem dy debit me some kind illegal 5 5 naira without alert. i tire for their matter

missbeckykisses:
This is good news for local hunters in that area.. Now they can trade bush meat and palm wine for sex, am looking for long d*ick guys my ex had a very small one

What will you give in return?

I've never seen a scam of a god like Jehovah. Thunder strikes any Sango worshiper that breaks his commandments. I'd rather worship an Idol, be a Buddha, worship Zeus, Thor, Odin, Sheevah, Horris, Anubis, etc than worship Jehovah or Allah(Two legendary scammers that have turned the head of my people upside down, that made by people first class mugus). Imagine a thief paying tithe and thunder no strike am, now pastors dy sodomize, him no kill them once, now some ote go say he is a merciful God god.

Which kind mumu story be dis? how dem take know who infect who? abi dem carbon date their virus?
Bullshit

Really, whats your sample size for you to come into conclusion that it is your cucumber that's spreading the acne. It might just be a continuous coincidence, unless it has happened with more than 5, only then will I ask you to see not a doctor, but Ifa.

horlahsunbo225:
Since you dont believe in super natural being call God
It will be difficult for me to convince you

My problem with religionist, so you only convince those who already believe.

This is stale now

This guy is just a fool. As far as I can remember, Yar'adua is the best thing to have happened to Nigeria even though it is just like EKEDC flashing the light when we need it. The man was already making positive changes in our country before he was killed died. He was selfless and isn't like most of them there now who wants to turn Nigeria into room and parlor self contain for theirselves. He dropped fuel price from #70 he met it to #65 and would have done more, he had a certain 7 point agenda that was already been put into place. May his soul continue to rest in perfect peace. Stupid Hell-Roofer

horlahsunbo225:
pls am sorry to ask
Are Christian or Muslim or Any other

None of the above

HARDDON:
What about a gurl who just want the Mulla?



Mulla n Puna r inversly proportional.

Mula suffers a thousand deaths b4 puna even smells one.

I think the relationship between mulla and puna is perfectly elastic

That looks like a mannequin

kimbraa:
Typical of NL guys. Twisting what she said in your favour. Are there not men who marry just to be sexually satisfied?.

Wow! Say God

laidima88:
single and searching (virgin cos I'm One)

Search well

segunojo866:
are you an agnostic

My views are too complex and cannot be described by a single Adjective

sunshineG:
You are trying to mess with my head right?

Don't tell me you are in a relationship with your books or Jesus oo


Meanwhile I am single as fuuuck

If there's one thing I'm sure can never be single, It is fuuuck.


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segunojo866:
God is a coward

Well, I can neither confirm nor deny that.

I was actually interested when I saw the thread's topic only for me to find out it is absolutely illogical, and it is someone just wanking for attention

segunojo866:
maybe God Is busy masturbating. God if you exist please kill me this night

And how does that help you?

segunojo866:
Am God

I don't get, do you mean to say I'm God or that's just a new thing like"Six God"?

You mean minister for misinformation

horlahsunbo225:
Are you religious

Everyone is, just depends on the view.

Josephjnr:
Did you know that there is a great chance of the guy being heavier than she is?

There's a chance, not a great chance.

horlahsunbo225:
Only those who are destined to rich can made it thru money ritual
The other will get mad or caught


But there will be consequences

And what is destiny?

Lets see some of the images

Babsmike:
The devil you have known is better than the devil you don't know. Please ask her , maybe she can repent and joy will be restore.

That's what they say, but in reality, anybody capable of doing something once, especially when it wasn't a force or just have to do it situation, is definitely capable of doing it many more times. I can't live the rest of my life with her, knowing she might be cheating on code with someone somewhere. "People never really change"

Thelma1552:
People are just wailing over here, is it a must you must go there. Stop complaining about their method cos they didnt force you to come. Moreover those that do refer UNILORIN as advanced secondary school are those that got admission to 100LEVEL and didnt make it to 200LEVEL (KO CROSS). You will live 100LEVEL in fear as a fresher cos you dont know how things work there but wasnt oppurtuned to taste it real deep. #NOTE am not mocking anyone thats fate, unexcapable! UNILORIN ISN'T AN ADVANCE SECONDARY SCHOOL. And to those they are decieving, gullible you am not sorry!

You must be a student or an ex student of the school, UNILORIN's principle just isn't right. It's not a case of whether anybody was forced there or not, It is a case of doing something that isn't right in what is supposed to be an open minded, free thinking environment.

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Kutunban:
I saw the below equation on First Bank BBM channel and what i saw with great dismay was the poor answers people were writing. Seriously our arithmetical knowledge needs to be awaken because i can't see a nation developing with poor analytical skills especially with simple equation.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ylqp3rz6w9rosot/IMG_20150809_171924.JPG?dl=0

So Nairaland members lets see those with good knowledge of arithmetic and those who will embarrass their parents.

For those getting 6 as answer, so 3-3+3=-3?