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fuckingAyaya:
Imagine this had happened in Obi's house? Imagine how the media, especially oluwole media will make it look like Obi used her for his 2027 presidential election. See how the media are downplaying such tragic loss of sacred life because it involves an Apc cartel.

Sermwell:
You're obviously not a tech person or you've not been following the incident! The fake prophet tried to scam Adelabu, but he refused to be scammed! Then the fake prophet started badmouthing Adelabu on pulpit! Then Adelabu released the text, and the fake prophet didn't deny it, but said there was nothing wrong with sending the text.

kpankpangolo:
Where is that poster who creates summaries?

nedekid:
Can anyone assist this gentleman as he does not know his citizenship, his location or what he does. He is asking me of which I cannot provide assistance, probably he has loss of memory.

richiemcgold:
What's the name of that number 3 player? Shithole or what's that name on the jersey?
🤥

Goldeno:
Is that No 3 name SH*THOLE ?!!

givedemwotowoto:
You see that last photo? That was Tilumbu’s original master plan for Lagos which he drew in 1945 after the Second World War when he was just -7 years old, then he gave it to Gowon in 1979 before he left for Chicago to make money for the building phase.

When we tell you people that he built Lagos you people will be arguing. Now you have seen it.

givedemwotowoto:
The clock Tower photo taken in 1935, look very well, you’ll see Tilumbu there, he’s the one smiling and holding bricks. That’s when he was building Lagos from scratch and wasn’t making noise about it.

NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of passion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

Botragelad:
Bear in mind, when Islamist terrorists offer negotiations or propose any kind of deal, it’s a sign that you’re hitting them hard. At that very moment, you must reject their offer outright, because it’s merely a tactic to buy time to regroup and rearm.

That is precisely the time to press your advantage and crush them completely.

Samantha125:
How will it go global when you guys don't even get along, there's always tribalism and religious bigotry happening here... Already some of your people have dedicated their lives to be trolling every South African they see on this forum unprovoked and they'll obviously do the same thing with other nations.

They're gatekeeping this forum and we're always reminded of how it's their forum and we're not welcome here while the mods just watch... As long as this forum is still under Suen's ownership, I don't see it ever going global... Many popular social media platforms were created around the same time as nairaland, but they're now global due to good management.

pansophist:
The best way to get a wife is through referral (AKA arranged marriage).

Let someone you know, that you trust, and have your best interest at heart help you search for a wife. If you choose a wife yourself, you are more likely to choose base on wrong reasons.

A woman that you find attractive can easily pass as a good wife. Especially when she knows you want a wife, and she may act as a camouflage of a good wife-to-be.

With referral, there is something called ''third-party accountability''.The referral has a sense of accountability to the outcome of your union, and it is in his best interest for the the relationship to work.

Also, referrers can see things objectively, they know you, and your potential wife, and can vouch for the suitability of both parties. A referrers will not look for a wife through social media for you.

It most likely will be a girl they have known for long, and everyone knows who she is. So you will have no fear if you are marrying a repentant public property. Referral by design will filter the rubbishes out.

The area that you might have to compromise on is on attraction, because a referred wife might not make your preek stand

But in the end, we will all settle. It is up to you if you want a beautiful marriage, or a warzone because you married a lady with a big behind.

PressMyButton:
So, let me get this clear. If someone blocked me and I couldn't see his post for the period of time, then what happens if the person created a thread, will I be able to see such thread?. And if the thread is pushed on FP, will I be able to see it on FP?. If someone blocked me and I am automatically blocked from seeing his or her thread on FP if it happened their threads made it to the FP, me and you will have problem, seun. I don't give a fvck about the block button but EVERY post on FP, I MUST be able to view it, whether blocked or not.
Know what you're doing brother, I am not bothered about crybabies, don't do anything that will affect the quality of this platform because of the need to please some crybabies.

DavidMm:
While I see some use cases for this feature, I do think its use should be limited. And should absolutely not be available for any posting with political undertone. Else, all postings on this forum would be nothing but a mere regurgitative echo chambers of like minds. Case in point: One of those people that post national economic data on here with the sole intention to manipulate and mislead others here blocked me from presenting the same data in its full context, or the very least provide an alternative explanation for the said data.

Mcslize:
If he does that then there will be no engagement on Nairaland.

The exchange of posts constitute engagement and pulls a lot of traffic on Nairaland.

When people don't see each other posts, they won't be able to engage with one another, this will in turn make Nairaland traffic drop.

Seun knows this that's why he made it 1 week.

MorataFC:
Ghen-gen
Blocking them hides their posts from us, making it hard to know their stance and making it impossible to correct them.
I would prefer a 'dislike' button to their posts over blocking, so we can see their views and respond accordingly.

SarkinYarki:
Can you see how the quality of your life has reduced in 12 years .. in 2014 buying bag of rice was an impulse quiet thing for you but today you have to make video and open thread just because you were allocated a bag of rice for 5 times the price you bought it in 2014

MelesZanawi:
Founder and CEO
Nairaland
15th of April, 2025.

Prince001:
The 1st Pic is fake!!!!! Look the hand of the guy not really on the phone its doctored to look like that! However there are still good women out there!!!!

nellybadas:
This bullshit needs to stop.
She stood by you when you had nothing.
What did she have then? She also had nothing as well. So you both stood by each other.
Unless you tell me she was turning down several wealthy suitors at the time.
You probably were the best option at that time to her.
So una try for each other and both deserve the encomiums

MEEVEET:
Funny thing is UNN have Awolowo Hall
Have Akintola Hall

Faculty of engineering in UNN is named after a Yoruba man Agbebi

Gadafii:
Gistlover right now

Dem want bloggers to have physical address so that they can always have them arrested or shutdown when ever they post their leaks and secrets, EG akpabs and his sugar babies

Very anyhow legislature, meanwhile no bill to protect farmers from Fulani herdsman

ugodson:
Is like someone should not lodge in hotel again? Dont be deceived on how fancy it is o!

Make calls describing the hotel you are in with address infront of the receptionist, DONT pay with cash use your atm card or transfer.

If you are leaving next day, nake a call in their presence saying they should come pick you up in d hotel so by d next day you quickly find your way

hatchy:
Ode! So visiting Gumi is good now abi, no longer a crime which Peter Obi committed some time ago because he visited same Gumi.
You see, when I see younger people like you guys misbehaving online because of tribalism it buttress my points that Nigeria as a country does not need to exist. Better for all regions and tribes to go their separate ways.
Mr Tinubu supporter, did you eat 3 square meal today? be honest

PlanetZero:
When that igbo man obi visited sheik Gumi, the apc guys gave him all sorts of names...even saying he is publicly romancing a terrorist. Same person is now saying Seyi tinubu is building bridge. Apc people are clown i swear. Very irritating demon dey that party

Christistruth02:
My mother was treated there

Righteousness2:
By the Mercies of GOD, I cancel the Blindness, HBP and all other complications. . Let her sight be Restored in the Name of JESUS CHRIST...

AMEN.

NairalandForumo:
See how everybody here avoided his tribe, because he is not Igbo, later some set of people will claim Igbos are the only people spoiling the image of Nigeria and are very quick to insult the entire Igbo tribe while ignoring their own crimes like this one...

They are many of them up there who would have insulted Igbos if the name Emmanuel Adeboye was Emeka Chukwudi, but read all their comments above

advocatejare:
That is another lie they spread around. BH are the custodians of the sunnah of Muhammad. There is nothing they are doing that Muhammad didn’t do!