₦airaland Forum

MXrep:
Ndi IGR have gone National. No nation can tax itself into prosperity. Production is what brings progress not taxation. GDP is the measurement for economic growth, not IGR that increase poverty

Tntsi:
After acquiring your vehicle licence, and all other documents needed , you come every year to pay to show that you own the vehicle.

Welcome to Renewed extortion, renewed robbery and embezellment of the common man.

jmoore:
Reno is actually a fool.

I will prove it with:

1. If Reno Mockery knew Tinubu won before the election, why was he campaigning for Atiku?

2. Reno wants Obi to be Atiku's running mate again in 2023, is Atiku's destiny tied to Obi? Buhari has ruled for 8 years and this slave Reno wants another northerner to be president. Reno will leave the selfishness of Atiku, to attack Obi.

3. Reno is saying that Christians should not complain of marginalization because they voted for Obi and not Atiku. Someone should ask the idi¤t if Atiku is a Christian.

successmatters:
Peter Obi did much more than Soludo, as soon as Soludo declares for presidency now, you will hate him and attack his tribe as usual.

We know your antics.

CharleyBright:
Werey man.
I have not heard this pathetic fool rain curses on Hadi Sirika who scammed Nigerians and still walking free.
Why hasnt he abused Buhari?
Who was making National Broadcast to tell Nigerians what Naira note will be used and what will not be used?
Was it not Buhari?
if Emefiele was not acting on Buhari directive, why was Buhari the one making the National Broadcast?
Until this govt arrest and prosecute Hadi Sirika, Myele Kyari and Buhari, then i will okay it.
Selective prosecution wont do us any good.

olasaad:
Hilda says she plan for 5 years. And you, you don't even plan for 5 weeks she will soon start begging for money to continue

Taylor93:
If na my mama ehnnn
You see that death you must die it
Coffin can’t waste

jamesversion:
Statistician don pull stats. Every man must have a beautiful comment to make or atleast show empathy, else they run the danger of falling into either of your self-arrived categories of men.

Godoverevery:
No one cares about this....he is a man and is wife can kill him....( only men beat women according to foolish people )

Is only animal beat there wife but is pet that beat there husband abi...double standard

If is the other way round by now the whole SM would have crashed.

God knows no woman born in this world can even try hitting me not to talk of this.

Death to weak men.

Samantha124:
Wow... Can I get an autograph?

Samantha124:
Wait, are you Seun the owner of this forum? Or you're another Seun?

shortgun:
A man would have gotten a longer sentence

“I feel like if she was a man and he was a little girl, it would definitely be different. They would be seeking more. I feel like because he is not a woman, they are not. They are having compassion for her,” the victim’s mother said

This woman must be a scientist, so much analysis and evaluation in one statement.

irepnaija4eva:
Lol.. Always lookin for excuses.. Lolz
Goal post shifters.. Now look at the picture once again and tell us who is using two hands to shake each other.

JoeyNaza:
Will they see this one. Tinubu that sat and waited for Ooni to come and greet him nko ?

If you don't know that some of these people are chronic congenital hypocrites then you're new to Nigeria

gmacnoms:
I survived Nigeria. From nothing, I built a brand that if I point to, you’d not be able to connect it to me, because it’s outstanding. I left warri to lagos with a bag of a few clothes. I squatted in Aj for long. Before I left lagos, in a space of 3 years, I drove the car of my dream (as at then), a 2010 Camry sports. I rented an apartment , and I got married to a great woman.

Uk soft, even chicken wey no get wings go easily grow wings and fly. Uk no fit humble anybody coming from my background and path. In fact, na child's play.

Go rest, Agbaya

monikulapo:
Sorry this might be a contrary opinion but there’s a reason DS&A is usually a second year course in most structured Uni CS programs. It’s because you need a decent knowledge of a simple high level language (Python), low level language (usually C) and the difference between data structures implementations at both levels to be able to understand the trade offs you’ll be learning about. You also need the maths background to understand the simplicity of the discrete maths, graph and number theory algebras you’ll be using. The prereqs for those are usually Calculus, Stats and Linear algebra. (CLRS is the standard here)
Why you need a decent maths background ? You’ll be able to explain what’s happening under the hood even if you’re wrong. For example, you’ll know if the functions starting to look like a series it can probably be done with a O(log(n)) solution. Or if you’re using too many iterations or loops that’s a O(n) solution. Or the difference between even O(n) and o(n).Now you might argue that you could know these as a beginner, yeah you could memorize but how long before it becomes an headache and you become demotivated.
You don’t have to study the whole curriculum or learn it in-depth, but you need to have a working knowledge or a layman’s understanding of the complexities before you even attempt the leetcode or hackerrank of this world. That’s where I find Grokking Algorthms good.
That’s why a comprehensive algorithm course is 6 months tops and you mainly write in pseudo codes. It’s assumed your prior programming and maths experience would make you understand the logics and reasonings quickly.
My advise don’t actively think about DS&A until you can implement basic data structures using a high level language, and you’ll need at least a year of playing around with the language to get to that level or to even understand the beauty of what you’re working with. And when you start - plan to understand the basics in 3 months tops, spend the next three or so actively using it for job interviews because it’s easy to get burnt out fasttttas it’s mentally tasking PLUS when you get in the industry most of that thinking is already done or would be done by higher level architects in the organization.

pocohantas:
It is not necessary for me.
I don't know my man's earnings,
I have never bothered to ask. I will never ask.
I have never even asked a man that question. Lol!

The closest I got to knowing how much he has stacked was when he sent me one of his bank statements for a trip we had planned. I saw the numbers and understood why men hide their earnings. If I were someone into flashy life, i would probably ask for a GLE the next day, but that one is not my issue. What I need is for a man to be handson to recurring expenses and things that make my life easier. If you miss this with me, all your money talk becomes noise.

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The most important thing to me (financially) is that a man PROVIDES, INVESTS AND SAVES.

Some men would tell you their earnings, both current and future, but hungry fit wan kill you. You go know say some money get audio, but no visuals. You go dey hear am, but e no go show for screen or your body.

He provides...I RESPECT and APPRECIATE that.
He tells me of planned investments and expenditure. He doesn't tell me of the money he sends to his side. That is none of my business too. Highest he would say his family needs this or that and if he needs a plug, I guide him.

Life with him is easy. I can't complicate it with bogus expectations or drama.

The more men talk,
The less they do.

Focus on actions. That is what would make a woman respect and remember you.

pocohantas:
Never in my life...

They have no organogram.

They have no career ladder.

Your appraisal/promotion is linked to eye service.

If you leave them for a structured company, you would be shortchaged most times as the new firm cannot accurately read your level and worth.

MasterJayJay:
Straight road on a hill? This is why school is not a scam.

Timekeeper452:
and the the man with class walketh away. 😅. You are either the dumbest individual on this website or just trolling. Or living in a huge online fantasy world. Whichever the case, I do pray and hope your dreams come true. Legitimately of course.

DeepSight:
Without making excuses for anyone or any generation, I should mention that there is a deeper historical reason for this - and it rests with the fact that as a new nation just coming into its own, the younger generation formed the majority of the educated class at the time, while much older people were, more often than not, either illiterate or semi-literate.

Needless to say, as time went along and things evened out, that younger generation has grown into an educated and experienced older generation. That's the reason.

VeryWickedWoman:
Naptu will soon create a fact check thread to prove it was Abike Dabiri's private jet not Air Peace.

2mNaira:
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To biologically select the sex of your baby, you must know the following.


1.X-chromozome spermatozoa,which produce baby girl, are tough, rugged and long lasting and stand much higher chance of surviving in adverse conditions. However, they are very slow and sluggish in moving.

2. Y-chromozone spermatozoa, which produce baby boy, are fragile, week and short lasting and stand very little chance of surviving in adverse conditions. However, they are very fast and very rapid in movement.

3. Each drop of semen contains millions of spermatozoa.

4. The environmental constituted by the vagina and uterus are naturally hostile to the survival of spermatozoa whether X-chromosome or Y-chromozone so that, out of the millions of spermatozoa in each drop of semen, little or none survive talk less of reaching the fallopian tube.

5. Depending on several possible conditions like for instance obesity , homonal inbalance,stress etc; the womb and vagina may be acidic or alkaline at any period in time (You may want to get more educating on what causes acidity of the vagina and uterus and what causes alkalinity of the vagina and uterus).

6. Sperm, being alkaline themselves, can hardly survive in acidic environment wether X-chromosome or Y-chromozone. They thrive in alkaline environment.

7. The more sexually active a person is, the lower the proportion of spermatozoa in each drop of his semen and vice versa.

8. The more sexually active a person is the lower the proportion of Y-chromozome spermatozoa in each drop of his semen and vice versa. This means that the more sexually active a person is the higher the proportion of X-chromozome permatozoa in each drop of his semen and vice versa.

9. If at least one Y-chromozone survives the hash and unfavourable conditions in the vagina and uterus, no matter how many X-chromosome spermatozoa that survive those same conditions; the Y-chromozone spermatozoa , being fast and agile, will out run the X-chromosome spermatozoa and very quickly navigate through the fallopian tube and fertize the ovum. This means, the Y-chromozone spermatozoa is guaranteed to fertize the ovum if it ever survives.

10. While Y-chromozone spermatozoa which survived the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina can stay alive a few minutes (or at the most 24 hours), X-chromosome spermatozoa which survived the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina and uterus can stay alive for up to three days (or at the most five days).

11. The sex positions that allow deep penetration favour the survival of spermatozoa whether X-chromosome or Y-chromozome because they reduce the distance the spermatozoa must swim through before surviving.


To biologically select the sex of your baby, you must do the following.



1. Abstain from sex for a reasonable period time or drastically reduce your sexual activeness to increase the percentage of Y-chromozone spermatozoa in your semen so as to increase the likelihood of having one or more Y-chromozone spermatozoa surviving the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina and uterus if you want a baby boy or do the opposite if you want a baby girl.

2. Have intercourse a few minutes before ovulation occurs to ensure that Y-chromozone spermatozoa are still alive by the time ovulation occurs if you want a baby boy or have intercourse several days before ovulation occurs to ensure that all Y-chromozone spermatozoa must have died before ovulation occurs if you want a baby girl. All women can tell when they are about to ovulate.( You may visit a gynecologist for educating if you can't tell when you are about to ovulate)

3. Use vagina gel,cream,washes or lotion than are meant for making the vagina alkaline to increase the percentage of spermatozoa that will survive if you want a baby boy or do the opposite if you want a baby girl.(You may want to consult a doctor or pharmacist for an appropriate prescription)

4. Use sexual position that allow deep penetration it you want a baby boy or use sexual position that disallow deep penetration if you want a baby girl. So called doggy position is an example of a position that allow deep penetration while so called missionary position is an example of a position that disallow deep penetration.


If you do all of the above, you will succeed in selection the sex of your baby. Note that this approach does not give hundred percent certainty, but it does give over ninety percent certainty which is good enough.

LordAdam16:
Houses are cheap in much of the US. Na when you enter HCOLs, like Bay Area and Manhattan, nai prices stop dey funny.

From the perspective of a well to do foreigner for whom the local job market isn't a noteworthy consideration, nothing beats US real estate. From cozy SFHs in the suburbs to acres in the middle of nowhere to lake houses. Properties available at every price point. Pick your preferred climate. From the arid landscape in NM to the picturesque views in VT.

Sweden and Estonia are excellent choices too.

-Lord

Gucciblog:
Na so.
Internet billionaire

kayjay69:
You are very stupid for this useless, pointless comment. I am Yoruba and I love that hardworking brother. God bless his hustle and that of other hardworking, well meaning individuals trapped within this entity called Nigeria that doesnt do nothing to help everyday people bring the best from out of themselves.

Na people like you dey go collect money from bastard politicians to come infuse tribal sentiments on platforms like Nairaland. Your free speech shouldn't mean free stupidity. Shame on you and everyone like you trying to stoke unnecessary flames. And I could care less if you are Yoruba attacking Igbo or Igbo attacking Hausa. If you are not attacking your useless, senseless bastard politicians and would rather spend your time playing useless tribal games with comments such as the one below, I repeat God punish you.

TOTOnigga:
All of una go just dey open mouth wahhh, like cow, dey talk nonsense... Go just dey mention machine learning anyhow, even the ones wey no sabi solve simple quadratic equation. You think sey Na web dev, front-end and back-end....Machine learning is not for dumbo's. It's for smart people who live, eat, and breath advanced mathematics....Abi you think machine learning is all about chat bot and trading bot? Una dey weak me for this section aswear and I don't blame you people at all.

DeLaRue:
That's incorrect.

Otedola is now the largest individual shareholder. He has over 5%, while Elumelu has over 3%. The other 9% that Elumelu 'controls' belongs to all UBA shareholders of which Elumelu is the largest shareholder. That 9% does not belong to Elumelu.

As things stand, Otedola will get significant number of positions on the board of directors. He will now have a big say on how the company is run and will have a say on any major decision.

This is an unfriendly and aggressive move by Otedola. Yet, it is a fair one. Anybody is free to buy available shares on the stock exchange. Make no mistake about it, Elumelu can't be happy right now, but you can't blame Otedola.

This is a strategic move by Otedola. He has fired the first shot. He may even have more shares lined up for purchase already, and even if Elumelu starts buying more, there is no guarantee he will catch or exceed Otedola.

Otedola must have seen a big potential in Transcorp and wants to benefit from that potential. It is possible there are some government assets, opportunities or concessions in the power sector which he fears might fall to Transcorp to the detriment of his own Zugeru Power.

He will have seen the 'president- elect' visiting Elumelu and wonder...what if.

I am beginning to feel Otedola's story is one of the great comebacks in our modern history. The man was down and almost out. Selling Forte oil and acquiring Zugeru power has been transformational for him. His strategic investment in First Bank, and now Transcorp tells me he is one the smartest amongst Nigeria's big billionaires.

Angelfrost:
Sigh... They will never love you or give a fvck about you, no matter how much you labor for them!

This is a kid whose skills and work rate are a huge part of the reason for Arsenal even being in the title race to begin with.

Just one error, and they remind him of how they truly feel about him!

Kane missed a crucial one at the world cup yet no one raised a fuss... Messi has missed without a pim from anywhere.

The worst white player can miss 5 crucial penalties in a month yet not an insult, but let a consistently great black player miss even a not too essential penalty and watch these rotten seeds of a colonial cesspool abuse him to hell and back!


Well, those of you who worship and constantly back these Westerners, hope you can see that they will never regard you as equal with them! No matter how well you try to impact their proud yet worthless lives.

Racism in sports will never end! Even the football authorities have never been serious about stamping it out because they are closet racists themselves! Italy especially!!!

Fut9ure:
Some Nigerians are sick

I notice that Nigerians are sick
The tribalism that was hidden in the foundations of our country have come out fully

The South west is completely gone when it comes to tribalism..they are too tribalistic
See the way they will quote me and tag me igbo

Am from Edo state...a Bini



What suddenly changed their hatred for Apc and Buhari administration to love

I thought we were going through hell...please to the rest of us not sick please lets celebrate and pop champagne whenever we start experiencing the hell we went through during Buhari's tenure again...no pity please

crafteck:
Its the illiterates, when Apc knew the loss was definite, they played a tribal card, the tribal balance was already delicate, they stole labour parties mandate, one thing was clear, its not that people are in love with obi or gbadebo, we are just sick of apc, jt was the youth vs old vultures and they changed it to yoruba vs igbo....